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Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 1,093,850 - Reviews: 5328 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 4,941 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
More Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
Another batch of incomplete story starts that may or may not ever see completion
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,139 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 12/18/2014
Anomalous Effects by Transwarrior666 reviews
Your Goal is Here. The Journey is Complete. Your Wish is About to Be Fulfilled. You will gain what you deserve. Your wish will soon come true. Come to Me. - The Wish Granter
Crossover - Mass Effect & S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,814 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/5
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,100 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Marvelous World of Taylor Hebert by Stratagemini reviews
A series of One-Shots with the same premise: Taylor Hebert with the powers of various Marvel Superheroes instead of Insect Control.
Crossover - Marvel & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Skitter
A Spartan in Westeros (Game of Thrones X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeroes. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind-from both humanity's demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,514 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Eddard S., Tyrion L.
One Shocking Surprise Series by sheltie reviews
I have collected and combined all my OSS stories into this one. It will have all my OSS stories I have done and will do. Please review the old ones again since I lost the reviews to them all. Rating goes from K I guess to M due to use of language and suggestive material in later chaps as well as hints of other things too. Reposted chap 150 with corrections and added material.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 150 - Words: 135,403 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Queen of the Swarm by Vherstinae reviews
With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 156,669 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Emma B.
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 229,155 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death Korps of Justice by Lord-of-Change reviews
A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 230,017 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Imperial Guard, Deathstroke
Biomass Effect by Beastrider9 reviews
All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,727 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/8/2014
Alternate Past, Uncertain Future Mk II by Follower38 reviews
Co-written with aDarkOne History, a single event, can alter so much, let alone two. The San'Shyum are no more. The Krogan Empire stands strong. Humanity is now a giant among the stars. With three Galactic Superpowers in play, will an encounter see a new Golden Age, or an Era of War? (Chapters 1-12 being rewritten)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 291,587 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/28/2012
Thirty Pieces of Silver by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
NON-CANON One-Shot. Harry and Voldy are killed in the final battle and Harry's will is to be read. UPDATED: 10/16/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Gamer Effect by Bazerkerking reviews
IM BACK! Alright guys this is a collection piece that I need your help to add to. So read the description inside to really understand. Mankind was disappointing in Mass Effect so I made them better! Come see what happens when a Gamer takes command. *some chapters can get pretty Dark, you've been warned*
Crossover - Game X-overs & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 61 - Words: 108,206 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 8/27/2013
Might have beens by Biigoh reviews
Once there was a girl... she triggered. But sometimes, things can change... let's see how Taylor's world handles various might have beens. Please be aware of spoilers in various snips.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,348 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/1/2013
On Some Backwater Planet by Charles Bhepin reviews
It seems to be your typical 'summoned to another world' story. Only, the main character is first stuffed into the PTSD-filled braincase of an ARM Commander, then punted into the one Planet well capable of killing him with its mind. This can only end in tears. Or hilarity.
Crossover - Total Annihilation & Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,021 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/10
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,566 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/30/2014
Shepherd of the Stars by joestej reviews
When Humanity ventured into the stars, they found they were not alone. And they were not liked. So they learned. How to build bigger, stronger ships. More powerful weapons. In order to survive, they learned to wield the Sword of the Stars. But there was one lesson they hadn't learned. It was called the Mass Effect.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Sword of the Stars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 55 - Words: 204,573 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Miranda L.
Goblin Queen by Biigoh reviews
Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, the SpaceBattles, Sufficient Velocity and Questionable Questing forums ("Goblin Queen") has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 16th arc is about changes.
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 134 - Words: 188,529 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Skitter
Darkspawn Empire by Darkside524 reviews
Set after the events of Dragon Age : Inquisition. With all other races on Thedas dead, the Darkspawn turn their gaze skywards. The galaxy will never be the same again.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,264 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 9/27/2013
From Hell's Heart by gtamaster316 reviews
AU First Contact War. It was 48 years of endless slaughter and death. And from the pain and suffering of such unprecedented conflict, emerged an unprecedented plot, born of hate, to bring it all to an end...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,034 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 932,944 - Reviews: 7446 - Favs: 7,928 - Follows: 7,160 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 223,429 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
All Or Nothing by Darridus reviews
Mr. House claims that in ten years, he'll have colonists set up on the moon. But what about twenty years later? Thirty? The sky is the limit when Mr. House and his top lieutenant discover alien ruins on Mars, and make a discovery that will change the galaxy forever.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 158,660 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Courier
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 1,491,542 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
From the Ashes by erttheking reviews
Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 649,047 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 5/17/2012
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 3,066 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,090 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 711,366 - Reviews: 9333 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/4/2005
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 357,167 - Reviews: 4375 - Favs: 5,241 - Follows: 5,022 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Worm Loops by gbear605 reviews
This is not her first time here. Nor will it be her last. Innortal-style time loops in the Worm verse.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Skitter
The Imperium of Mankind's Rise by The Bloody Chaos Lord reviews
A Hive World is attacked by a new Xeno race and Inquisitor Hadrian seeks to find them to end their threat and retrieve to stolen Humans but he will find more then he was bargaining for but perhaps he will find something to save the Imperium of Mankind.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,385 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/16 - Inquisition, Deathwatch, OC
Cast in Gold by shyft reviews
What makes a hero? A Cause? Survival? Power? Maybe all of the above. Evangelion/Exalted
Crossover - Evangelion & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 575,569 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shinji I.
Meh, I can take them all! by wkz reviews
Worm is a story containing Superheroes! Angst! It gets worse! Villains! Grief! It gets worse! Warlords! Bullies! Monsters! It gets even worse! Politics! Evil Conspiracies! Face-heel turns! The End of the World! And Doing the Wrong Things for Right Reasons! ... Gah, that sucks. Let's rewind to the start, add a little something more. Stir thoroughly, bake, and serve. Mmm... cake...
Crossover - Worm & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 77,985 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Saitama
Celestia's knuckleheaded protege by Ethereal Trixster reviews
Naruto killed at the valley of the end finds himself thrust into Equestria by death himself. Now the apprentice of Celestia, Naruto learns the way of magic and assists the kind mare any way he can. The next obstacle in his path is the an overzealous enemy, that has a rivalry with his new ally Daring Do. NarutoxMarem(SunsetxOctaviaxSpitfirex?x?x?) Nightmare Moon arc done!
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,069 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Spitfire, Daring Do, Naruto U.
Dark Skies by CentuariAlpha reviews
Book 1 of 3. As ancient powers and enigmatic figures make their move, the stars will darken and the heavens will tremble as a scarred and battered humanity still reeling from the Combine occupation encounters the rest of the civilized galaxy.
Crossover - Half-Life & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,220 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 2/22/2014
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,855 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
A Song of Magic and Chakra by WolfBlade117 reviews
Naruto defeats Sasuke, but is sent into the world of Westeros. He grows up with the Starks, with a family. How will he affect the Game of Thrones? Rinnegan Naruto, Harem, Lemons. Will have slight canon changes. Should also note that I'll be drawing from the books as well as the TV show, so don't be surprised if you see characters you don't recognize.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,267 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,898 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 8,308 - Follows: 9,888 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 5,012 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Just Another Tuesday by BrightestDarkness reviews
In the year 2154, the citizens under the Council suffered a rude awakening when they were assaulted by strange foes beyond imagining, and were aided by mighty allies, who operated beyond reason. The civilizations of the galaxy called this event the most unexpected discovery of all time. The humans called it Tuesday. AU/Fusion.
Crossover - Marvel & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/9/2014
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2007
Mass Effect: Synthesis by Jade Tatsu reviews
"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 204,068 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Harbinger, Garrus V., Saren A. - Complete
The Battle of Shanxi by guardsmansparky reviews
There's a reason why no one messes with humanity, and why the Turian Hierarchy lost at Shanxi. One-Shot.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/17 - Complete
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,728 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 6,462 - Follows: 7,564 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets by Polydicta reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 35,140 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 764,397 - Reviews: 4201 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
A season of sorrows unending -- the Cerberus Files by LogicalPremise reviews
A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces, and background of many of the OC's I use. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe'. M for profanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 197,000 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Illusive Man, OC
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 157,419 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/13/2008
Realizing by The Plotsman reviews
Naruto has always dreamed of being the best ninja the world has or will ever know. Upon realizing his dream, he's thrust away from his own world and into a strange and brave new world. Bereft of his dream and his loved ones, Naruto will have to make a name for himself in this new place and find a new dream.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,630 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Spice Effect by Transwarrior666 reviews
From the Great Void, We come... To this place will We abide, We who are the children of Siona and Idaho, Heirs of Shai Hulud and the Atreides Emperors, We who tread the Golden Path, from the realm of visions, where men walk without feet unto eternity and beyond... - A Passage from A Human Poem (Written in Ancient Galach), allegedly recited by Lord Burseg Faradan Shepard, Sardaukar
Crossover - Dune & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,297 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 9/30/2014 - OC, Catalyst
Deadpool Girl by HellKing666 reviews
What do you get when you add the two voices from Deadpool, Taylor Hebert, a new world to play in and an author that doesn't really care for the fourth wall himself? Well I guess this would be the result.
Crossover - Deadpool & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,051 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 9/6/2014
Worm 40k Idea Repository by Existential Insanity reviews
A place for Worm and Warhammer 40k x-overs that live in my brain and shared to you lovely people. Open to suggestions.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,742 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/2/2014
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by Varigos D. Vastitas reviews
Unwittingly uplifted beyond expectation by their foes, humanity not only destroyed their aggressors, but surpassed them and made their way to the stars. As Humanity expands from the Earth will they find their place in the galaxy, or will ghosts from the past come back to haunt them? (Co-writer NathanHale2.)
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,522 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/15/2014 - D. Anderson, Illusive Man, Councilor Tevos, Councilor Sparatus
Claymore and Naruto: Children of Destiny by Geor-sama reviews
The war has come to a resounding end, with Uzumaki Naruto emerging as the victor against the forces of Akatsuki. However, instead of waking up to victory and peace, he awakens in a world where everything is different and all he loves is gone.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,550 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Naruto U., Galatea
Sengoku Naruto by Tachman reviews
Naruto is a young Lord with dreams of conquest and glory unheard of! Follow him as he makes the Land rumble with the fire of his passion! NaruSaku/NaruHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 317,559 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Love Letter by narugirl2003 reviews
One simple letter was all it took to change the view of a friendship. A simple correspondence between a 21 year old Harry from 2001 and a 15 year old Hermione from 1994 was all it took to alter that friendship into something more... Chapters 1-5 have been updated! *Currently being rewritten*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,339 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Affinity Effect by Drow79 reviews
We left Earth in the hopes of finding a new home. Now we come back and are shocked at what we find.
Crossover - Civilization Series & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,884 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/3
Tobi's Massive Adventure by OnlineImhotep reviews
After a trans-dimensional mishap, Tobi teleports to Omega! He soon meets Shepard and the crew, how will the story change with one of the most powerful shinobi of his generation involved?
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,890 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Shepard (F)
Mr John's Storybook by MisterJohn reviews
Worm Snippets. Smut, feels, humor. (Mostly smut. Warning; kinks found within are not for everyone.)
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/19
World of Ninjutsu, Naruto: The Game by Nightmares Around Winter reviews
After his failure that cost him his life. Naruto comes across a huge secret that alters the way he sees the world he knows, watch Naruto as he use every dirty exploit and cheat he has to get on top of the game world created by a advanced AI. This is Naruto: the game. Prodigy Naruto, Harem. Has references to other anime and video games. NO FULL CROSSOVERS. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,016 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,589 - Reviews: 4386 - Favs: 6,536 - Follows: 7,097 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Mass Effect: The Saltorian War by ProfFartBurger reviews
It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species is forced onto the playing field.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,969 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Shepard (M), OC
Velocius et Fortius by ChaosSpartan575 reviews
They live longer than the Asari, are more militaristic than the Turians, as smart as the Salarians, and almost naturally strong as the Krogan. They are Humanity and they will not let the galaxy dictate their role in shaping it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,224 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Shepard (F)
Future History by edclancer001 reviews
Alternate Universe to the canon Mass Effect Universe. This story takes place in "our" timeline, as such, Mass Effect games and other Mass Effect works exist and are known by humanity. How has humanity moved to prepare the galaxy in the 70 years since the discovery that fiction had become fact? Will eventually reach the Mass Effect time period.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,485 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Shepard (M)
A Technological Singularity by 6thfloormadness reviews
AU. How did the Borg Collective come to be? What if the Systems Alliance had the Borg as allies during The First Contact War?
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,339 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 10/3/2011
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 370,395 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 4,511 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,680 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/20/2011
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7793 - Favs: 7,144 - Follows: 5,981 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Complementary by voider reviews
Taylor spends more time in the locker, gets worse injuries and has an earlier introduction to the cape world.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,534 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4684 - Favs: 8,318 - Follows: 10,163 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Blaise and Hannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,822 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Hedwig
Vehicular Manslaughter by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Free to Play by RahXephon reviews
A new service has come to Brockton Bay! Ever wanted to don a cape and become a superhero? Now's your chance, as Free2Play offers superpowers to anyone at absolutely no cost. Everyone who applies gets a superpower for free. What are you waiting for? Apply now and become a shining hero or dastardly villain now for free! (Optional power-ups may also be purchased for real money.)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,278 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 1/11 - Emma B.
New life with ponies by raykage52 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke successful seal Kaguya with a forbidden sealing technique that Naruto created. But it was come with a prices, Naruto got teleported to whole new world where he meet the mane 6. Now Naruto had to adjust with his new life with his new friends, new foes and, some old foes. Can Naruto protect his new home or watch it burn to the ground? Naru/Harem
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,053 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 6/30/2014
Truths Revealed Lies Exposed by VFSNAKE reviews
Leia secretly learned Darth Vader was her Father when she was a little girl. Years later on the Death Star when she is about to be interrogated for the location of the Rebel Base, Leia tells him what she knows, and in doing so changes things in ways no one would imagine. Vader redemption fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,061 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader
Enemy Returned by Palladius reviews
The Ethereal assault on Earth was foiled by Colonel Jane Shepard. The Temple Ship taken intact, XCOM gained the capability to strike back against the Ethereals. However, Humans weren't the only species the Ethereals had set their sights on. For they were determined to make this cycle different.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 161,748 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, Admiral Hackett
Children of Nemesis by Solaris242 reviews
There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/11/2013
Newtype Bet by Arthur Hansen reviews
There are many types of administration.
Crossover - Gundam UC & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 3/26/2014
Polarity and Attraction by Work or Sleep reviews
Trigger events fracture something, and how those metaphysical cracks are filled defines the parahuman, both in power and personality. There isn't necessarily even a balance. A different power, a different scale, a different Taylor. A different story. Triggering gave something else; made someone else. The world changed.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,769 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/22/2014
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 4,474 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
Cold Storage by popcornfairy reviews
A solar flare left earth an irradiated wasteland. To survive humanity decide to sleep it out in cryostasis leaving behind robotic caretakers, the AVIDA, to protect earth and find humanity a new place to call home. The AVIDA do just that and after 700 years humanity awaken to a new future they could only dream about. The only problem is they're stuck in an interstellar war.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,862 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 5/24/2014
Nightmares and Dragonscapes by Jaded Nerevarine reviews
All Spike wanted was a fun, relaxing, and possibly romantic Nightmare Night. So how did he wind up in the middle of Canterlot, stuck between an overbearing Twilight, hyper Cutie Mark Crusaders, and a desperate Princess Luna? To make matters worse, all this candy is starting to give his greedy side one hell of a sweet tooth... (Anthro characters)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Spike, Rarity] Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Spiders and Magic II: Eleven Months by Maximus- Reborn reviews
Sequel to Rise of Spider-Mane. With the Green Goblin defeated, Peter Parker and Twilight Sparkle are ready to take on their greatest challenge yet: parenthood. They have eleven months to prepare. In the meantime, they'll also have to work up the courage to take the next important step in their lives. Officially complete!
Crossover - Spider-Man & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,072 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Bonding With The Violet Rose! by Kyuubi16 reviews
Yamanaka Ino decided to seek training from the ward of Hatake Kakashi in a bid to become stronger and catch Sasuke's eye. Though she finds herself reevaluating her priorities when she strikes up a friendship with Uzumaki Naruto which results into something more. Some ideas seen in here are inspired by Ikari666's Training series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 5,275 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Subduction by Schwep reviews
A power altering Taylor joins Faultline's crew to pay for Danny's medical expenses.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 217 - Published: 12/29/2014
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 105,440 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Magi's Random Misspells by Silent Magi reviews
So many wonderful Harry Potter ideas, so little time... Give this a read if you like. Any and all ideas brewed forth here, are free to good homes with proper credit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 71,358 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/21/2010
A Clashing of Ways by Avid Reader403 reviews
Ten years have passed since the Human-Covenant War ended and the birth of the Species Assembly has brought peace to the Galaxy. Or, at least their part of it. The discovery of a Mass Relay sparks yet another war that will have consequences for all sides involved. The Galaxy will never be the same. Disclaimer: I do not own the franchises.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,422 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Shepard (M)
Mass Effect Eclipse Phase: Transhuman Aliens by curiousyellow reviews
In a world where Humans are the aliens, their coming with shake the ME universe's worldview to its core. Transhuman Scifi Eclipse Phase comes to Space Opera Mass Effect universe. AU, no canon characters; rated M because EP loves body horror, and nothing in here is for kids.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013
The Magi's Randomness by Silent Magi reviews
Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 155 - Words: 119,756 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009
Muggle Moments by Written Fire reviews
A collection of one shots consisting of, as the title suggests, Muggle friendship moments between Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Lokison the Trickster's Heir by dglsprincess105 reviews
A Marvel What If continuity: How things would have been different if Odin had placed Loki in the mortal body of James Potter? hey everyone! I'm alive!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,872 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Loki L.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Comic Level Worm by MortiferSB reviews
Compared to the overpowered antics of Marvel and DC, Worm is rather tame power-level wise. Let's fix that, shall we?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014
The Good Wife by ReiraKurenai reviews
Sixteen-year-old Ino is stuck in the body of her older self. Now she must embark on the journey of an adult, a wife and a mother while deep down she's still just a child herself. What does the future have in store for her? NarutoxIno and various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,754 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.]
Dragon Undefeated! by MadClawDragon reviews
The way of a fighter is never easy but if your a magical fire breathing dragon it is more than...AWESOME! Antro characters. Picture owned by *ss2son of deviant. Many thanks for Foolin and Enderstorm as my proofreaders.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,152 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - [Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash] Spike
(un)Wholesome Want, (im)Pure Desire by Total Absolutism reviews
Worm/W40k crossover. Taylor Hebert IS Sane and Reasonable Slaanesh.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Skitter, Daemons]
The Great Devourer by LoverOfGames reviews
A tyranid splinter fleet is thrown into the Star Wars galaxy at the dawn of the Clone Wars. Things will never be the same again.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012
Outsiders by EgotisticalIndustries reviews
The Quarians made their Migrant Fleet out of desperation. We made ours out of paranoia and a refusal to be stuck with only a handful of habitable planets. Canon plot rails? We don't need no stinkin' plot rails! DEAD FIC
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,656 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014
Paragon Reinterpretations by MB18932 reviews
AU. Humanity makes First Contact with the galaxy peacfully, and the resulting technological and cultural exchanges successfully obliterate next to all Renegade beliefs the species holds. This is the world of Mass Effect where the human race is one made up virtually entirely of idealists. Inspired by College Fool's Renegade Reinterpretations.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,991 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Shepard (M)
The Warren by Xelan reviews
I keep getting attacked by plot bunnies. When I'm not being actively mauled by plot bunnies, this is where they reside. Perhaps one day, a lucky bunny will be spunky enough to become a plot rabbit. Rating bumped up for ch. 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,935 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,572 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014
Brockton Overdrive by Jonn Wood reviews
ONE SHOT: What if Taylor was the player character from Sunset Overdrive?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Skitter, Lung, Tattletale, Coil - Complete
Web of Justice by ScarletScriber reviews
Peter Parker is in Gotham City with no memory of who he is. Batman finds him and decides to help him unravel the mystery of his amnesia, but there are powerful forces working against him. Not a Slash Fic!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,440 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Bruce W./Batman
Omakes from a SpaceBattle by RedPockets reviews
Collecting space garbage from Red's pocket? Writing fanfiction one-shots of fanfictions? Why not do both?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014
Touched by Chaos by Generatedname reviews
Harry first heard the voices when he was five. As he grew older, they became stronger, revealing themselves as gods of Chaos. They accepted Harry, and in turn he accepted them, becoming their champion in the world of wizards, ascending in power in a torrent of blood and madness, for that is the way of Chaos. Rated M just to be on the safe side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014
Blue Robes by popcornfairy reviews
The political talks with their species were rarely done in person and instead happened over the extranet or by a single VI hologram that was inside their embassy. Even when they did meet in person they were always concealed, and hidden within the dark robes they wore. A ME one-shot AU, Elder Humanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - D. Anderson, Councilor Tevos
Nocturnal by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,241 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Over analysis by EgotisticalIndustries reviews
The mass effect universe (more specifically eezo) has a great amount of potential that the writers missed. For one, a device the size of a tissue box could theoretically one-shot harbinger without being a ridiculously advanced piece of incomprehensible transapientech. This is my over analysis of the physics behind mass effect, in an attempt to see what the writers missed.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014
The Cerberus Files Addenda : The Systems Alliance by LogicalPremise reviews
Cerberus's take on the SA. Follows the style of the the Cerberus Files for alien races, but this time going into the dark and ugly history of the Systems Alliance, changes in human culture, and details about the government, politics, and more, written by Minsta. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe'.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,051 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [Illusive Man, OC] Kai Leng, O. Petrovsky
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,059 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,986 - Reviews: 4005 - Favs: 5,643 - Follows: 4,859 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,933 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Mythos Effect by Omniscent1 reviews
A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,728 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Shepard (M)
God Slayer by SneakyWalrus reviews
More than 2000 years have past and the infamous Dwarf Trollslayer, Gotrek Gurnisson, continues to search for a mighty doom. Accompanying him is Felix Jaeger, an accomplished Human scholar and poet from the Empire. A warp jump on a Lizardman ship goes awry, sending the two heroes and their allies to, hopefully, a mighty Doom! [Warhammer Fantasy/Mass Effect]
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Lizardmen, Dwarfs, The Empire, T. Vasir
The Battle Never Ends by Kenchi618 reviews
Taught from a young age to fight for his village, Naruto thought he knew what combat was all about. In the chaotic world he now finds himself in it won't take long for him to find out that he has absolutely no idea. There are no heroes on the battlefield.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 364,147 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Rebirth of the UNSC by Samsara Sage reviews
Reach has Fallen and the Pillar of Autumn has set a course to earth but not the earth they remember.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,519 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012
Alternate Beginnings by ack1308 reviews
Taylor takes a different tack in dealing with the bullies very early on in story canon. This ends her up in an unusual situation. What she gets out of it is up to her ... and Madison.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,587 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Skitter, Grue, Madison C., Imp - Complete
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014
So Close Yet So Far by apollyon1991 reviews
Two people,so similar yet so different. When Shima's summoning jutsu misfires, instead of appearing to rescue Konoha from Pain, Naruto is dropped into the middle of the Northern Watertribe invasion. Naruto/Toph
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,596 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Aang
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
A Quandary by Lucillia reviews
After an encounter with a warlock, Superman is faced with a tough quandary and an encounter he'd rather never happened.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lex - Complete
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Lois L., Jimmy O., Perry W.
Aerial Perspective by TokehGecko reviews
With nothing left to hold or protect, he could turn only one way. Back. To the one person who would never betray him. The one person that truly understood him... Himself. Timetravel Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,701 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 348,475 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,301 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Arcade G., Courier, Alex M./Zeus
A Special Task by Generatedname reviews
A Salarian STG team is sent to begin the covert uplift of a race known as the Humans. What happens next will forever change the face of the galaxy, as a new race enters the galactic stage. OC heavy. My first fic, so constructive criticism is appreciated. Rating may be subject to change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,627 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M), OC
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Spiders and Magic: Rise of Spider-Mane by Maximus- Reborn reviews
Trouble is brewing in Equestria, and Spider-Man is summoned to save the day! However, he takes the form of a pony upon his arrival and slowly starts to lose his powers. Now as Peter Pony Parker, he must become Equestria's new hero as the Amazing Spider-Mane, but with past failures haunting his mind, will somepony be able to give him the happiness he deserves? OFFICIALLY COMPLETE.
Crossover - Spider-Man & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 366,296 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Trixie - Complete
Warframe Effect by Follower38 reviews
'Long ago, man and the Orokin built an empire, a mighty nation that would last forever...now six hundred years after that empire's fall, a Council exploration vessel inadvertently awakens one of the last survivors of that golden age...and in doing so, become embroiled in a conflict that will see that empire reborn...or set the galaxy aflame.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Warframe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,252 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
Don't Poke the Golden Goose by Lucillia reviews
Lois discovers that Clark, Clark who can't make his deadline half the time, gets paid more than her at Perry's recommendation.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Lois L., Perry W. - Complete
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,329 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
The Other First Contact by swampghost1 reviews
It has been 300 years since the Citadel Council had stumbled upon the open relay that lead to the Protoforms, and 300 years since these creatures were unleashed upon an unsuspecting galaxy by the Council ambassadors and the blockade had been implemented to keep the entire monstrous population at bay. Now a new power is stirring that may tip the balance in any direction... AU
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,949 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Garrus V.
The Serpent's Apprentice by Xander Jaws reviews
At a young age, Naruto makes a decision that changes the fate of Konoha... and not in a good way. Pairings will be revealed at a later date.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,389 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Smart Trek by EgotisticalIndustries reviews
In canon star trek, there were several technologies available that could utterly demolish the status quo, but wound up pidgeon-holed and never exploited to their full potential. Also, there will be no reality warpers or deus-ex-machina asspulls. Finally, I've cured the Federation of their idiotic ship design, and everyone will generally act intelligently in most cases. HIATUS!
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,522 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014
Sentinels by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if the US government response to mutants was a bit more... Measured? One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
The Institute Saga by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sent from a dying homeworld, the actions of the Last Son will echo through the world of mutants.
Crossover - Superman & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Complete
The Uzumaki Descendant by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
AU. In the aftermath of the Kyūbi attack, Sarutobi Hiruzen ponders his greatest dillema yet: the fate of one Uzumaki Naruto. Fortunately - or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it - another Uzumaki still lives. Will be epic in length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,725 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Madara's Grandson by YamiNaruto reviews
"I promise you... anyone who will get in our way of peace, will be crushed!" The son of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina… and the Legacy of Uchiha Madara… Semi-Dark Naruto. This is my new version, so Please re-read story from the start.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,166 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U.
When Civilizations Meet by Generatedname reviews
The Ethereals, the Aquatoids, the Micronoids. Humanity has faced them all, and come out stronger. The Humans have left their world, exploring the stars, their technology built on Alien corpses. How will they react when they meet a peaceful society, one that is both advanced and primitive? Only time will tell, as XCOM and the Council meet in a galaxy soon to be shattered.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,172 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - OC
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
Kardashev Effect by EgotisticalIndustries reviews
By the time Humanity discovered eezo, they didn't need it. Watch and see as the synthetic offspring of humanity use entire solar systems as raw materials, alienate the Council, and curbstomp the Reapers. (REAPERS DEAD, SHOOT IDEAS FOR AN ACTUAL THREAT AT ME PLEASE!)
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Complete
Saiyan Birds and Bees by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Vegeta gives Rule!63 Gohan... The talk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Human Mass by webxro reviews
Humanity is the oldest civilization in the galaxy and has already fallen once to the reapers. Join Shepard on his crazy crusade to end the reapers.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,378 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni]
The Emperor is Dead, Long Live the Emperor by Lucillia reviews
Growing tired of his old apprentice and becoming a bit too impatient to wait for Luke to come to him since he isn't getting any younger, the Emperor decides to go looking elsewhere for an apprentice. Unfortunately for him, things don't quite go to plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - E. Palpatine
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,619 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Incarnation by hobonisuru reviews
We did it before, we can do it again. It'll be fun, just watch. Or help me, that'd be more fun. Or try to run away screaming, yeah, okay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Skitter
Oh Great A Sword by Hypno reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, apprenticed to Gekkou Hayate. Thrust into a world of assassination and blacked out files, what's a hormonal teenager to do? At the brink of war, Konoha must push aside all thoughts of honor and valor. Extremely AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,559 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24768 - Favs: 12,832 - Follows: 11,351 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sirius and the Citadel by SharkGlue reviews
It is the Year 750 AS, and the survivors of Mankind's darkest hour is at peace. With the fateful expansion of the Kingdom of Bretonnia towards the newly discovered Tau 30 system, things will change as Humanity encounters a Citadel patrol. Watch as the remnants of Humanity's darkest hour interacts with a newly opened Galaxy.
Crossover - Freelancer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,871 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,050 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
When Civilizations Meet: Tali's School Days by Generatedname reviews
A less serious side story to my fic 'When Civilizations Meet', this fic details Tali and her fellow Psionic Quarian students' adventures in a Terran Alliance elementary school. This fic has little to no effect on the storyline of When Civilization Meet. WARNING: Contains My Little Chryssalid.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar, Solana Vakarian
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 4,792 - Follows: 4,803 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 3,819 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Rainbow Connection by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Shinji gets a slightly different guardian. A very possessive one. One-shot.
Crossover - Evangelion & Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Complete
Ice and Honor by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Eddard S., M. Luwin - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by Lucillia reviews
Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 413 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
Grim Encounters by Ordos Yama reviews
In the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millennium: there is only constant war and death. The Imperium struggles to stand strong. The Eldar strive for survival. The Tau seek out their destiny. The Necrons move to reclaim their former glory. The Tyranids continue consuming to sate their endless hunger. De Orks go WAAAAGHH!. The Citadel just doesn't have enough dakka.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,619 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014
Lemon Chronicles: Interludes by stormarrow reviews
Any and all one-shots that I do. Naru/whatever girl happens to catch my fancy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Lemon Chronicles: Days of Peace by stormarrow reviews
The Elemental Nations are finally at peace. A 17 year old Sakura wished to properly repay her blond teammate for all he's done for her, not knowing her plan will effect so many of her fellow kunoichi. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Lemon Chronicles by stormarrow reviews
Lemons like the title says. Naruto basically scoring with different women from the series. Give it a try, who knows you might like it, and yes I know, bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,818 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 4,834 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Queen by thegreatpl reviews
Taylor gets Mental Out (aka Queen)'s powers from A Certain Scientific Railgun instead of her canon powers. (minus the telepathy). Pretty much a revenge fic for the first few chapters from Sophia's point of view. Warning: contains some pretty twisted characters. And mindrape. Lots and lots of Mindrape.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Sponge Bath by Lucillia reviews
Some people would go to great lengths to get a sponge bath, but this really took the cake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete
Guy Talk by Jon Roy Smits reviews
Spike, along with Snips and Snails, discuss the more important topics plaguing the denizens of Equestria such as who's hotter to weird fetishes.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,584 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Spike
Snape's Promise by maverick9871 reviews
Snape's made several promises. It's time for him to complete them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Tyrant by rumblestiltsken reviews
Taylor!centric AU melding of Worm/War40k. Eden has a reason to fall to Earth, other than being an intergalactic klutz. Turns out the entities aren't the only things from space worth fearing. Epic-level story, rated M for language and violence.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,591 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Tyranids, Skitter
Federation News Network by L4 of the WEST reviews
To use a Warhammer 40k term a codex of the Terran Federation and Short stories
Starship Troopers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013
Heart of a Demon by David Jaxon reviews
After 8 years of struggle, Naruto finally accomplishes his most important mission. And now he has to deal with the aftermath. Check Profile for Status.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,364 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Halo: Mass Contact by TheConstellation reviews
Thirty-five years have past since the end of the Human-Covenant War. Having reclaimed most all its previous glory, the UNSC exploration locates a massive artificial construct in the outer orbit of a star. While investigating the object alongside their Sangheili allies, new aliens come forth from the construct and bring humanity and the sangheili into a fate they never expected. R&R
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,814 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012
False Starts Naruto by Diresquirrel reviews
This is a series of ideas and blips that started out, but I wasn't ever able to fully flesh out. Some good, some not so good, but most have a silly side to them. All focus on the Naruto 'verse, specifically on the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,077 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Heritage by beirirangu reviews
Written by "Abramus5250", it's the story of Spike awakening after his first long sleep of five years, only to discover that not only there are a LOT of young fillies, but that they look surprisingly different, yet familiar. - Post Scriptum I have been given permission to post this and Abramus removed it from his account due to conflicts with his personal beliefs
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Spike
Fairly Odd Angles and Other Stories by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
How the Sage of Toads and I would write Timmy Turner's ascent into manhood. Here's a hint: He ain't played by Drake Bell...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Timmy, Vicki
Fifty Shades of Overkill by TheBleachDoctor reviews
When you become an extragalactic entity, meeting other galactic civilizations becomes an inevitable occurrence, and First Contact rarely goes well for the less-advanced society. Pre-ME through ME3. Rated T for language and implied sexual situations later on. Extremely Light parody on Halo OPness AKA Halo tech taken to its logical conclusion.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,074 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Admiral Hackett, Tali'Zorah, EDI
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 510,604 - Reviews: 6644 - Favs: 5,597 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Secret arousal by 187checkplease reviews
Ino and Naruto have "fun" in secret. Sakura is just about ready to give up on Sasuke; can a certain blonde speed up the process? Just letting you know This story skips many cannon parts. Naru/Ino. Saku/Naru/Ino Much later in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,309 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
False Starts Worm by Diresquirrel reviews
A collection of fanfics based on Worm that didn't really go too far. Some might be finished sometime, but not all will. Tell me what you think! Also, I don't own anything you recognize.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Skitter
Walkabouts by Sober Dogs Bore Me reviews
Post-Leviathan, Taylor is living in a shelter, angry and adrift. A chance encounter puts her on a different course as she struggles to correct previous mistakes, and find a place for herself in this nebulous world of heroes and villains. (AU, post 8.07)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,554 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Panacea, Skitter, Tattletale, Coil
Becoming the Akatsuki Leader by Neotonix reviews
Naruto is powerful. Unbelievably so. So how does a kid that has a couple years until he becomes Hokage spend his time? By hunting down Akatasuki of course! But things happen and his mission changes, eventually causing him to take over the group.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Makaze Mangekyou by Neotonix reviews
Shortly after becoming the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, Naruto is experimented on with cells from Uchiha Madara. Watch as Naruto learns to harness this incredible power and control the blackest winds with his new eyes. From the evil winds, the evil windmill blows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,913 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Perverted Naruto by Rycott reviews
A bunch of shorts about a Naruto raised from childhood by Jiraiya. Now with more perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Mei T., Tsunade S.
The White Fire Prince by Aragon Potter reviews
What if after abandoning his siege and returning home Iroh's fleet was caught in a storm and ended up in the Elemental Nations. There Iroh meets Naruto and after learning of his hard life decides to adopt him as his son and take him to the Fire Nation.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,947 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U.
EVE Effect by Grushdeva reviews
What if a wormhole made a connection that led somewhere other then W-space?
Crossover - Mass Effect & EVE Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,671 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Shepard (M)
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Unsealing Legacy by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
A small twist of fate made him aware of his heritage, unsealing the legacies his parents left behind. Graduating academy at the age of seven is first step, become seal master is the second. Unexpectedly he had found a kindred spirit in Uchiha Itachi & Shisui tagging along the way. His goal? Living up to his clan's legacy and fighting to earn his rightful place in Konoha.NO PAIRING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 140,976 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 2,815 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3381 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 6,226 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Agape by Sizdothyx reviews
Agape is also known as Eros. As Philia. As Storge. Uzumaki Naruto knows it as the things he feels every time he delves into Yamanaka Ino's eyes. A series of drabbles devoted to the pair of Konoha's most surprising blonds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
Yuri Effect by Cyricist001 reviews
The war was won...or was it? See what really happened.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,357 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013
The Drake in the Spiral by beirirangu reviews
Another take on the classic question of "what was Spike doing during the Nightmare Moon attack?", or should I say, "Who..."
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Spike, Princess Celestia]
Blood of our Children by Necronicus reviews
First Contact is made with a much younger Humanity, yet it isn't a pleasant one. A death sentence upon Humanity, and the destruction of their home-world But the Council will known, how adaptable and merciless Humanity can be, when the blood starts to flow...ENDED - Taken up by ShokAndAwe - /s/10636239/1/Bloody-Justice
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,404 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 145 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Broodmother by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Yep... I'm writing one of these... Trapped in that locker, Taylor Hebert triggers, and gets all the powers of the Queen of Blades. Too bad half the school sees it happen. So much for a secret identity. Disclaimer: This was a rush job. (Feel free to steal any of the ideas here-in.)
Crossover - StarCraft & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Zerg, Skitter - Complete
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 119 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Vampire Effect: Dead on Arrival by ridtom reviews
What if Dracula had won? What if there was a scientific reason for vampirism? What if Humanity embraced it's undead kin? What other monsters lurk in the night? How would the Citadel Council handle Humanity's Monsters?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dracula - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Saren A., Dracula, Mina Harker
Rise of Namikaze Naruto by Zukara reviews
Naruto learns of his father the night he beats Mizuki. He has vowed to surpass all of the Hokage's and earn the title, Namikaze Naruto. New clothes, new attitude, new love. Naruto is on his way to become what he was born to be... A Namikaze.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 171,933 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 4,297 - Follows: 4,691 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Devil Fruit Naruto by Jakker reviews
A starving Naruto steals a strange fruit and eats it. Kyuubi takes an interest and trains him to use it. How will the Elemental Nations be the same when Naruto has the power of Logia Devil Fruit? Strong!Naruto. Terrible at summaries. Titles too, actually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,776 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U.
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
The Empire of Man by Holland93 reviews
Humanity's reaction to the discovery of the archives on mars was very different from what happened in the games. The militaristic Empire of man is preparing to expand. But how will they react when they discover that they are not alone in the galaxy. And more importantly. How will the galaxy respond to humanity? First contact story. Rated T for language and gore update this week.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013
Naruto of the Sharingan by Jakker reviews
AU. A genjutsu on Kushina changes the course of history. Is it for the better? Read and find out. Sharingan!Naruto. Strong!Naruto. No Uchiha massacre!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,080 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U.
A (Partial) Guide to Surviving Middle Earth by Lucillia reviews
So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
He Is Not One of Us by Bloodfire87 reviews
Harry decides that he has enough of the cheater badges, the dark and fearful looks at him, and just the crappiness to his life, and the Tournament doesn't help. M for safety sake Review please! Oh and this is HP/HG Cheers!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,468 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 2,565 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Conquerors they Rise by JoeTheHighlord reviews
The year is 2650, nearly a century since the end of the Great War and the fall of the Covenant Hegemony. In that time great advances have been made in both technology and society, and the new government of the New Species Alliance enters a golden age. But, there are dark stirrings out in the vastness of space and soon Conquerors must rise again from the ashes of war.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,466 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - T. Hood
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Tactical Advantage Available by SPEC OPS STG reviews
(REWRITTEN) The art of war always changes, never staying the same. Though in this case humanity is the only race able to keep up with evolution.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Crysis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,004 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several, and also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 5,694 - Follows: 4,084 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Mass Dead Effect by HellKing666 reviews
Humanity has fallen to the Green Flu, yet rose up to face the stars, watch as the Infected fight the Turians and kick their ass, make friends with the outcasts of the Council, and show the Reapers that even if they are a mistake, they are one that drags them to Hell as they once thought themselves part of.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,793 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Bill
Fresh Start by SilverShadow09 reviews
A new and improved Naruto is back after 5 years away from home not 3 . Have things changed with everyone as well as himself? Can 5 years really change people? Sorry for the lame summary! Rating may change! NartuoXIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Mass Emile by Ranschaj reviews
Emile survives the two zealots at the end of Reach, and after surviving Covenant onslaught, finds himself in the ME universe. Kick-ass picture is thanks to freejimmy on deviantart
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 156,661 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Emile-A239/Noble Four
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 182 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Minato N. - Complete
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
Naruto: A Seer's Fable by BigCC reviews
Based on Brim Wraith's Fate of Cards. On his 8th birthday Naruto meets a mysterious blind woman named Theresa and his destiny is forever altered. The cards reveal all, the future is changed, and one boy grows into a true Hero. Naruto X Harem NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Fable - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,506 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010
Naruto's Oblivion by Diresquirrel reviews
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,860 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
Jokers Wild by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 2,871 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Necron Interference by Mag'ladroth reviews
Humanity did not discover a Prothean cache of weapons or technology in the Sol system. No, they discovered something older, grander, a race seeking to finish the last request of a sleeping god. This is my first story, as such, I do not own anything. I am very appreciative of replies and support. Also, cover image. Whoever it belongs to, just ask and I will take it down. Thanks!
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013
Rescuing Rarity by Jaded Nerevarine reviews
The diamond dogs are back and ready for revenge. When Rarity is kidnapped in the dead of night, Spike is the only one who can save her. Should be easy, right? Storm the castle, vanquish the villains, rescue the damsel, win her heart! But nothing is as simple as it sounds, and what should have been a simple plan spirals completely out of control.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Spike, Rarity]
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 3,731 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
The Space Race by Palladius reviews
The USA and the USSR turned their long-standing animosity to the stars with the launch of Sputnik I in 1957. Two hundred years on, the superpowers and their alien allies find themselves embroiled in the machinations of entities beyond their comprehension. AU first contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,469 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
History Repeated, Lesson Learned by KitBeast reviews
The Prothean empire left a great many Beacons behind after there fall, there purpose, to warn the younger races of the dangers of the Reapers. Unfortunately no one could understand them. What would happen if someone could.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,084 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013
Fiend, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Green Sun by logiccosmic reviews
[Exalted/Worm] Taylor Hebert failed, in her moment to become something more. But with her failure, she was Chosen. Written with assistance from GLH.
Crossover - Worm & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,907 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Skitter
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3143 - Favs: 5,211 - Follows: 5,891 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Little things by Prince Mikhail reviews
From Rokudaime Hokage to the Second coming of the Snake Sannin, from Kumo's Thunder God to the Water Demon of Uzushiogakure, the being known as The Eternal Sage has journeyed across an infinite number of realities and played an infinite number of roles. Now, he takes the place of Uzumaki Naruto and shakes the very heavens themselves. Note: this is not a serious fic...Godlike Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,905 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Best Chance for a Romance by Jaded Nerevarine reviews
Spike is distraught. The love of his life remains constantly out of his reach. His attempts at romance crash and burn like the Horsenburg airship. As the gala draws near, he enlists Blueblood to help in wooing Rarity once and for all. Little do they know that another mare already has her eye on Spike, not to mention a plan to snatch him up first. -Sequel to Heart to Heart-
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Spike, Prince Blueblood, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Grangers take on the world by mlieu2010 reviews
Harry and Hermione send their memories back to their younger selves to change the magical world for the better. Using economics and political power to achieve their goal. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing. HHR AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 223,545 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Three Empire's: CODEX by Mark Twain II LoL reviews
What would the Mass Effect/Halo/and BSG galaxy be like if they were all fused? If the Systems Alliance was the descendants of insurrectionists if the UNSC goes super militaristic, if the poor Colonials are trapped between technologically advanced nations. This is a codex of the three humanities and how you respond to it depends if I go and make the real story
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Complete
Good Though by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry Potter is sick and tired of cooking every meal while they camp out during the Horcrux Hunt. He decides to change things up a bit. Silly Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
So You Think Your Friend Is Magical? by Silent Magi reviews
Sometimes all that needs to be done to shake up the world is a single piece of the written word. Rated M just in case. Crack-fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,502 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Arrival by Rixi101 reviews
Is it possible that the galaxy is vast enough that we can get two stories simultaneously running together? How would they react if they discovered each other? Would they seek out each others destruction or would common interests sway them to work together? Only one thing is certain. Whatever happens, someone is not going to agree.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,548 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - D. Anderson, Shepard (M)
The Twisted Pony by Jaded Nerevarine reviews
Imprisoned in the tunnels beneath Canterlot, she withers away in hunger and despair. In the castle above, curiosity leads him to a door that he is forbidden to open. Mislead by a child's trusting innocence, Spike unknowingly stumbles into the clutches of Equestria's greatest foe. And once you embrace the darkness, the darkness never lets you go...
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Spike, Queen Chrysalis
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4454 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 3,547 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Swarm by Beyogi reviews
Harry is fed up with watching memories about Voldemort in Dumbledores pensieve. Watching movies in holographic quality doesn't help him survive whatever the Dark Lord has planned next. Looking for help, Harry stumbles into the Room of Requirement, finding a mysterious book about summoning rituals... The Zerg are a mighty help indeed, but this help doesn't come cheap. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,621 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Overmind
Panacea for the Soul by Arthur Hansen reviews
Happenstance, chance or just luck... Taylor Hebert takes a different route home one winter afternoon from school and limps into the sights of Amy Dallon. Healing a sprained ankle wouldn't make a bit of difference, right?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,971 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Skitter, Panacea
Forbidden Love,,,or is it? by Lord Ironwolf reviews
This story was written entirely off the cuff after seeing a picture on a website of a Grey Knight giving a Battle Sister a flower. The actual story is a conversation between that Grey Knight and another battle Brother afterwards, during battle.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2013
Sunstorm: Child of Naruto by Kyuubi16 reviews
Sequel to Celestia's Fury. A few years has passed since Naruto's passing and Celestia is raising their filly. Unknown a knew threat might be approaching Celestia and has its sight set on Sunstorm.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Princess Celestia, Naruto U.] OC
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Memento Mori by Cyricist001 reviews
One shot that combines ME and Terminator with a twist.
Crossover - Terminator & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
And So We Rise by Joyed Roman reviews
We were defeated, shamed and exiled. But we were not bowed. We built a new empire to challenge the old. We reclaimed our homeworld from the Trade Order. We came through wars of untold proportions as the victors. We are the Advent and with the guidance of the Unity we will rise to take our place in the Universe.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Sins of a Solar Empire - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,595 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013
The Plan of All Plans by French Toast Ninja reviews
Naruto's heart was thundering in his chest as he wasn't expecting this to work. Surely, despite all outward appearances this weirdo masked guy had to know that this was just a ploy? Pretty much crack. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete
Angrish of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Louise has summoned a Red Giant. He is Angron, the Angry One, FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! Another Lovehammer crossover.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013
Dragon Age Origins Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
After a hostile takeover of Konoha, Naruto escapes to Ferelden, but he doesn't escape the coming Blight and is soon made a Grey Warden at Ostagar. Join Naruto & DA characters as they fight to stop the Blight. Pairing undecided till later.
Crossover - Naruto & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,090 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Naruto U., Tabris
Alternate Humanity: Independence Effect by Orez Lanrete reviews
MASS Xover with Independence Day, Battle Los Angeles, Battleship 2012, and a bit of Space Battleship Yamato. Seriously, why the idea of a Mass Effect Crossover with Independence Day haven't been done yet confuses me. So yeah, this is my second series of my Alternate Humanity stories. Hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Mass Effect & Independence Day - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,629 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Shepard (F)
Pure Harmony, OneShot Edition by Rihaan reviews
Nothing but the sweet, humourous, AU romances of Harry and Hermione. Anything from K to M rating. First chapter is M; everything after is pretty tame. Please enjoy and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Alternate Humanity: The Fleet of Fog by Orez Lanrete reviews
This is a xover with Mass Effect and the upcoming anime 'Aoki Hagane no Arpreggio', or 'Arpreggio of Blue Steel'. Based of Soalris242 "Transcendent Humanity". This is another alternate humanity fic. Only this time, more than half of the human population are ships! If it helps think of this like a xover with Eve Online. Hope you enjoy and pls review.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 376 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Shepard (F)
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U./Tobi
Naruto has a What! by Drindrak reviews
"Naruto Uzumaki has left the village to form a cult, Hokage-sama." The Chunin said, and Hiruzen sighed. "Oh yes, I forgot to mention that his cult worships the nine Bijuu and their Jinchuriki, sir." AU, OOC, totally a Crack fic. T for possible language. Ch. 1-4 Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara, Rōshi, Fū
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hashirama S., Naruto U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Always Together Besides Me and Forever Inside My Heart by Turtleboy76 reviews
When two friends have been best friends for as long as they can remember, certain aspects seem impossible or can be hidden from each other. But over time, emotions and feelings can change. What will this mean for Spike and Twilight Sparkle, and will they be the only ones who are changing their feelings?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,072 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Spike, Twilight Sparkle] Rarity - Complete
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin U., Naruto U.
Shinobi, Aliens, and a Blonde Maelstrom by Never Ending Dawn reviews
The introduction of Shinobi to the galaxy becomes a catalyst for change, with a certain blonde Maelstrom in the center of it along with the crew of the Normandy.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 79,408 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Naruto U., Shepard (F)
The Cubey by Dorylus reviews
Kurama never quite got over his accident in sealing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Drabble Dabbles : HHr by MiHnn reviews
A series of drabbles. All ratings, all lengths, and all based on Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bun, The Oven and The Muffin Man by Jaded Nerevarine reviews
Tonight, on a very special episode of My Little Pony… Spike may have finally found someone who can reveal the identity of his parents. But when that someone is Discord, has our little dragon bitten off more than he can chew? -Rated for sexual innuendo-
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Spike, Discord, Fluttershy - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 4,765 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Halo: First Contact by FuzyDr4G0NZ reviews
An Asari Deep space exploration craft discovers an unknown wreck in space, meanwhile the UNSC Gorgon is sent out on a scouting mission into the lost outer colonies.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,980 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012
Done a Runner by fantasyra reviews
A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,985 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ten Tailed Strawhat by Sharkteeth reviews
This is a series of one or more-shots based on my own challenge. What if Luffy ate a mythical Zoan fruit instead of the Gum-Gum fruit, but these MZ are special. They contain the power of the tailed beasts. Starts with Ichi and ends with Juu.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,094 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Luffy
A New Start by FuzyDr4G0NZ reviews
The remaining Forerunners leave their home galaxy for a new, only to find somethings will never leave them.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,210 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Didact, Shepard (M)
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10119 - Favs: 10,014 - Follows: 7,095 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Overpowered Humans: The Series by OrbitingTheSun reviews
In an AU where Humans have become really Overpowered, it is up to them and only them to be the heroes of the galaxy!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013
To Be the Last by Bruanshan Never-Seen reviews
A Halo/Mass Effect crossover, though not a typical one. This is the story of the last Forerunner, sent to a different galaxy entirely. How will he handle himself in this new glaxy where everything is different. Adopted from drich147. I corrected a mistake in chapter 3 regarding how long he has been there. I do not own Mass Effect or Halo.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,613 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Didact
Universal Reclamation by Bloody Viper 1 reviews
When a Great Journey ends, another begins...As the Normandy is assigned to pick up an artefact located on Eden Prime an Alliance scouting flotilla discovers something which could forever change their destined path; They thought that the Citadel was an engineering marvel...they hadn't seen Capital.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Fred-104, Shepard (F)
Shin Seiki: Joutei no Yokai Hoshi by GamerJay reviews
NGE/Aliens/Predator crossover. After being abandoned so young he was spirited away from Earth by the one he will come to call his Mother. Now, years later Shinji Curved Blade returns to complete his final test and become a true Blooded Hunter. But with the help of those he connects with he rediscovers humanity...and becomes it's champion. Shinji/Misato.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 210,712 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Shinji I., Misato K.] Predator/Yautja - Complete
Not Normal by Radaslab reviews
His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 585,600 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Adorkable Response to a Compliment: A Twizuki Oneshot by Kyuubi16 reviews
Sequel to Impulsiveness Kiss. Naruto and Twilight enjoy another day of their blooming relationship. Offshot possibility of Equestrian Heroes. For those who love my Twizuki (Naruto x Twilight) stories.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Twilight Sparkle, Naruto U.] - Complete
A New Day Rewritten by 2nara9 reviews
What would have happened if instead of being raised in Konaha Naruto was raised by Jaraiya and came back in time for his last year at the academy NaruxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,390 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Veteran Player, Different Game by Jedi Master Karzon reviews
A new age has dawned. New alliances have formed. Old grudges have been forgotten. But darkness looms on the edges of dark space, and it has sworn none shall escape the coming fire... AU post-Halo 3, pre-Mass Effect
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,069 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Fred-104, Admiral Hackett, Shepard (F)
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Blacklight Naruto by Jakker reviews
While lying in a hospital after a mob attack, a nurse injects Naruto with a strange substance. She is captured and interrogated but all she will give up is its name: The Blacklight Virus. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,622 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Naruto U.
When The Fox Gets Petted by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
After Akatsuki's defeat, purging of the council, and a brand new Konoha, Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto can finally relax. But why are these females suddenly appearing with problems? The better question should be... why do the problems all come to him? NarutoxGirl...s?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,337 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
No Place For The Likes Of Us by Ingram reviews
A misfiring Shokk Attack Gun,Chaos sorcerer,and warp storm all come together to send Warlord Rashbag Flashteef and his boyz to a strange new world. Can the Orks survive in a land without war long enough to get back to a propa' scrap? We'll see...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Orks
Unbound by Jaded Nerevarine reviews
When Spike's dreams take a darker turn, and nightmares are revealed as ancient memories, he finds he must overcome his own past to save the world from an evil that refuses to stay buried. Black wings unfurl over Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,563 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Spike, Princess Celestia
Harry Potter and the Mundane Magic by Varigos D. Vastitas reviews
A twist of fate and time leads to a freak accident and the Boy who lived is lost. Near his fifteenth birthday Harry Potter is forced to return to Britain against the wishes of his adoptive father, David Sarif. Now Augmented, Harry is driven to earn his freedom. His only shot is to be expelled from Hogwarts. To bad Dumbledore has never expelled anybody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,349 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P.
The Adorkable Response to a Kiss: A Twizuki Oneshot by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto feared that his impulsiveness has ruined his relationship with Twilight. Why did he kiss her? Though when he receives a letter from Twilight saying they need to go on a date to rectify things it looks like he has a chance to fix things. Offshot possibility of Equestrian Heroes. For those who love my Twizuki (Naruto x Twilight) stories.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Twilight Sparkle, Naruto U.] - Complete
Clash of Empires: Reclaimer War by HD-spartan reviews
The USFA with the help of a Precursor Artefact have achieved intergalactic travel and have begun to colonies new worlds. The Turian Hierarchy discover an new race and move to suppress them. The wheels of fate are turning and soon the Reclaimer will bring fire to this new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,593 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Kelly-087, Shepard (F), Garrus V.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Unforeseen Heir by Viraqua reviews
An incident at birth leaves Naruto's real parents to believe he's dead until events start popping up that make it obvious he is more than he seems. Slow yet psychotic. Mokuton/Naruto, Naru/Ino/Tema/Ten. M for language, kinkyness, and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,441 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Rin
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pied Piper of Konoha by Martel Baptiste Crow reviews
At the Chunin Exams, Naruto learns he has a rep in Mist. Tazuna really should stop drinking before he tells a story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Back to the Unknown by darkflyer531 reviews
After the collapse of the ninja world, Naruto uses the Kyuubi's ability to travel back in time to the day of his birth. Watch how he transforms the course of history with the help of his knowledge and family. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,258 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 172 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over, and seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Experiment in Intoxication by Lucillia reviews
A story about naruto getting drunk, while I got drunker and drunker. Warning: Do not tryi thhis at hom e unless you are of legal drinking age.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Letters to Marceline by beesammi reviews
Marceline tends to find Simon's letters in random places all around. They're addressed to her, but she's not quite sure if she was ever really meant to read them. Note*** THIS IS NOT A PAIRING. I DO NOT AND NEVER WILL SHIP THE ICE KING AND MARCELINE EW.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Marceline A., Ice King
Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by the Hokage. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
Projection by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A one shot based on the First Class movie. What did cause all that irrational hatred of mutants apart from other superbeings in the Marvel universe? Well...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Foxes Collar by Dragon Legend of Drake reviews
Sakura H & Ino Y never existed and when Naruto follows a strange feeling, he comes across 2 wounded youko that were fighting, he made a pact with both of them to save them and make himself stronger. As a result they became beautiful human girls that Naruto dubbed Ino and Sakura. However power comes at a price. NaruxInoxSaku. Future Strong-Naruto and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,615 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Sakura H.
A Painful Path by Plagius reviews
Madara didn't intend to destroy Konoha when he summoned the Kyuubi. His true plan was to obtain a weapon without equal, and thanks to the Yondaime that was what he now had. Born as one of the Akatsuki, and armed with the eyes of the Rikudō Sennin, Naruto must now find a way to achieve the impossible. To see his master's goal realized and bring peace to the world. Rinnegan!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,635 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Naruto U., Konan, Pain/Pein
Gem Girls by Jon Roy Smits reviews
After a frustrating day of helping Rarity find gems, Spike decides to give up on love all together, but things don't work out the way the young dragon expected.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,717 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
The Two Kakarots by Lucillia reviews
Humorous moments in the lives of Goku and his twin sister, including Chi-Chi's irrational suspicions and Raditz's reaction to Gohan before he gets the whole story. Various oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Goku, Chi-Chi, Raditz
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Power by Zyachta reviews
In the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk venom had already been in his system for several minutes before Fawkes healed him, what if Fawkes was too late ? Super!Harry / Harry/Many / Gray Harry, rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,225 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 4,185 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Fawkes
Casanova Spike by jriddle41 reviews
Here's a little MLP FIM Story based on Spike the Casanova by EMVARE. When Spike makes a love potion and the Mane 6 drink it by mistake and fall for him, can he fix this mess before things get out of hand?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Complete
My Reasons by Lucillia reviews
An Obito who's grown tired of listening to the guards rehash their opinions of exactly what was wrong with him as he awaits his trial goes back over his reasons for having joined Madara in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 5,762 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
My Little Shinobi: Friendship is Eternal by GespenstKAF reviews
After dealing a critical blow in the war, Naruto finds himself in Equestria and must make a place for himself as dark forces loom on the horizon. Rated for language, violence, and certain situations later on. IMPORTANT: Chapter 8 is has been reposted with the edited content.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,660 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Dudley's Girlfriend by GreenEvans reviews
Dudley has a girlfriend & Harry's teases him, Dudley retaliates with "At least I have a girlfriend" making Harry claim Hermione's his girlfriend. What happens when the Grangers show up & Dudley demands proof of their relationship. CH 7 Officially Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Mass Effect: Intertwined History by Artificial Care reviews
Just 10 years after the Interplanetary War, after Humanity is unified under the UNSC, do they meet the Turian Hierarchy in the First Contact War. After being introduced to the Galactic Community and technology which will allow them to colonize other systems, what effect will the early Halo Humanity have on the galaxy? Will they be prepared for the trials to come?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,729 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Death by Dragon by The Compendium of Steve reviews
This isn't the Equestria you know. The days of resolving things peacefully are well past. Friendship is just a luxury. All that matters is Order. That is where the true peace is: in Her Highness' Vision. No alternative, no questions. Either follow it and live by her grace, or deny it and face merciless retribution by her most Vicious Agent: Me.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity
My Personal Servant by LordryuTJ reviews
While in control of Ponyville, Trixie gives the unhappy Spike a punishment after several counts of him disobeying her. Rated M for a lemony scene.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Trixie, Spike] - Complete
Temari and a Book by jjcard reviews
Why had she started to read that book? Temari was now stuck with Naruto and a dirty book. Naruto/Temari.Very much lemons in the later chapters. Moves to the village and becomes Naruto/girls. I'll take any comments or suggestions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,636 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by mathiasgranger reviews
As the Death Eaters chased Harry and his friends through the Department of Mysteries. Harry stumbles upon a room that changes everything before it ever happens. H/Hr in an alternate canon verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Littlest Apple by Kyuubi16 reviews
Eighteen Months ago Naruto and Applejack left for a mission. At long last they return and their friends and family are excited to welcome them. Though everyone is in for surprise when the two bring back somepony unexpected.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Applejack, Naruto U.] OC
A City Upon A Hill by prometheus55 reviews
They say a single choice can change the course of history. I'm not sure if that is true but I think it can certainly influence it. When I stood at the core of Panchaea all those years ago I had no idea what would come about as a consequence of my actions. So perhaps I did change history. But at the time all I did was what I thought was right. - Adam Jensen, 2078
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 63,836 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Of Bladders and Days Gone By by Lucillia reviews
As Madara watches Obito train, he finds himself musing on a certain aspect of his past.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Madara U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 5,057 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Flames of War by ICHeart reviews
The USF...founded in the ashes of the Great War has spent years rebuilding. They are inheritors of the Forerunners and are ready to take hold of the Mantel...but first they have to deal with another Galactic Superpower. However, dark forces gather as these two groups fight to gain control of the Galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,471 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (M)
God-Machine by TimeForced reviews
There are many ancient secrets in the Universe: humanity was lucky enough to run across two of the oldest.
Crossover - Evangelion & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Fakers! by TheGreatHibiki reviews
It was a bad joke, one heard from her mother that brought about a great change in both her own life, and the life of a man who became her most precious person.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,036 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Fox Leaves by AyumiFallassion reviews
What if the Kyuubi never attacked? What if peace talks with Cloud started much earlier? What if, Hinata wasn't the only one they were after? Based off the storyline set down by Lizeth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
HALO: The Terran Republic Affair by UH-60 NIGHTSTALKER reviews
When the Newly formed Terran Union and its allies make contact with the Galactic Republic, it sets off in motion events that would shake up a galaxy that is not so far away. Slight A/U.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,884 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
Naruto's Admirer by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto receives a letter in the mail from a secret admirer. Will he discover who sent him the letter or will he have to wait until the destined time and for the revelation to fall into his lap then? image by dragnboi65. Full images are on deviantart.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U. - Complete
Hearts and Hooves for the Animal Talker by Kyuubi16 reviews
Fluttershy decides that this year she didn't want to be alone on Hearts and Hooves day. So she tries to gather the courage to ask a certain pony to be her special-pony. Image by Dragnboi65.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Fluttershy, Naruto U.] - Complete
Spiked Punch by CarrotTop of Derpibooru reviews
Simply put, Spike gets dominated by Twilight Sparkle.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Paragon Reinterpretations by RillyB.Dilly reviews
The galaxy is a dark and cruel mistress as all its inhabitants can attest to. However, it's when things are at its bleakest that hope gathers its maximum strength. When the Asari inadvertently make first contact with a species known as humanity, few realized just how much hope that race would eventually give to the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,023 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012
Halo:End of a cycle by Spartan-G257 reviews
M to be on the safe side The reapers return kick the citadel forces ass from the citadel and continue to whipe them out due to no Shepard intervention and then they meet the UNSC and the Species empire... Mid teir tech MT and GT with Smac TT
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
Lipstick by Lucillia reviews
Certain shades of make-up don't carry the same meaning for other species.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bulma - Complete
Forward Unto a New Dawn by Older than Time reviews
Due to popular opinion, this will be a full fic. A Mgalekgolo arrives in the MEverse and tries to fit in despite being the only one of his kind. In this new galaxy, this lone Hunter will uncover the remnants of the great Forerunner Empire and possibly...love? (Adjusted the title, changed Sci-fi to Humor)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,352 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Tali'Zorah
The Proposal by Kyuubi16 reviews
He may not have been of the finer class, royalty, or anything else like the romantic dream of perfection Rarity once pined, but he was perfect for her. Loving, loyal, and kind not to mention they were happy. Though what seems like a normal day for the couple turns into something special by the end of the night. Image by dragnboi65.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2013 - [Rarity, Naruto U.] - Complete
Twilight's News by Kyuubi16 reviews
Twilight finds herself in an unusual predicament. She's pregnant. Even if her logical mind tells her that everything will be ok, only the reassurance and conformation of love by her stallion can put her mind at ease. Image by Dragnboi65. The full images are on deviantart. As usual the oneshots take the background from Equestrian Heroes.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Twilight Sparkle, Naruto U.] - Complete
Karin and the Other Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin U., Naruto U.
The Final Frontier by Sorcerer of the East reviews
Life did not end with the closing of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Humanity grew as they continued to progress onward. It was not fast nor easy, but humans reached for the stars, and took them. With a greater danger approaching from the dark corners of space and strange new species filled with grudges and hatred, can they ever reclaim the dream of True Peace they once had?
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,198 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Shepard (F)
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Celestia's Chosen by Kyuubi16 reviews
Celestia, Sovereign, Princess, riser of the sun and wise ruler. Deep down is a lonely Alicorn who doesn't know what she's missing from her life. Though an encounter with a certain brash orange pony might change that. I have a twitter. Only a oneshot on here, but will be made mutli-chapter on Deviantart. Search the title plus Kyuubi16.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Princess Celestia, Naruto U.] - Complete
32 by Lucillia reviews
Idea from Rorschach's Blot's 101 things I'd like to see in fanfiction list. During the Invasion of Konoha, Sarutobi "goes ape". But, then again, part of his family name was "Monkey".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bride Wars by mmoondragon reviews
The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,198 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.
Fangirls by hakuse-kun reviews
Naruto stumbles upon a shop dedicated soley to him, and even more unexpectedly, girls who shop from it! NarutoXAwholelotofgirls, Warning: AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Samsara: He Who Will Establish Peace and Order by DiLost reviews
A man declared his message to the world. "I am the one who will establish peace and order." The man faced pain and survived. The man died and was resurrected. He was both Uzumaki Naruto and Rikudō Sennin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 176,192 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] - Complete
Puppies by Fairest Lady Lisa reviews
"Can I touch one?" "Yes, Naruto." "Oh, wow. This one is soft." "Easy, Naruto. You have to be gentle. Do it gently." "Like this?" "Yes, like that." Those were the things Kiba heard as he stood outside the room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Enslavement by Leaprechaun1 reviews
Losing a bet, Ino is forced to be Naruto's slave for a week. Takes place right after the Mizuki incident and he learns the Shadow Clone Jutsu. ADULTS ONLY! RATED FOR A REASON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Tender Love by Kyuubi16 reviews
Another Offshoot. This time featuring Naruto x Fluttershy. When a certain stallion tries to gather courage to confess and fails due to timing and nerves, its up to the Mare to make the first move. Seeing as that's Fluttershy one can wonder just how that is going to turn out. Image by Dragnboi65.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Fluttershy, Naruto U. - Complete
Twilight's Attempt by Kyuubi16 reviews
Borrows elements from Equestrian Heroes. Twilight has found herself developing strong feelings for a certain orange stallion. Though her attempt to showcase her feelings have less than stellar results. Its a two-shot fic. Image by Dragonboi65.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Twilight Sparkle, Naruto U.] - Complete
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 290 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
My Little Megas XLR by Alkem reviews
Coop, a hotshot gamer who uses his video game skills to pilot MEGAS, his giant robot from the future he found, arrives in Pomyville. With the mane 6 tagging along they'll protect the town from danger, unless the colt transformed Coop destroys it himself.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Megas XLR - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,695 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Coop
Harry Potter and The Tournament of Doom! by bob-the-blue reviews
Sequel to Omni Law. Harry Potter must come to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament. God help us all.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Series of Unfortunate Overhearings by Silent Magi reviews
Somethings you just don't want to hear... other things you wish you'd never heard. Let's follow the adventures of people that are overhearing things at the wrong time. Crack will abound. Main list found in the forum. Rated M for safety and sanity...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 82 - Words: 80,780 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Naruto of the Salamander by Snorkackle reviews
A young, lonely and impressionable Naruto meets a legendary Black Salamander of Ame. Nobody would know just how big of a change such a small happening could make until the legend of Uzumaki Naruto had already begun. Naruto x Ino & Team Ten – 11/05/2012
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,670 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Bridled Fury by ToonNinja reviews
Kratos, Ghost of Sparta, finds himself taken to a world very different from his own. Will he be able to continue his journey for vengeance, or will the former god of war finally meet his match in Equestria? And yes, I went there. SHELVED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Crossover - My Little Pony & God of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,241 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Pinkie Pie's Annual Half-Month-To-Spike's-Birthday-Party Party by LunaticEclipsed reviews
It's only half a month until Spike becomes 18! And as always, Pinkie Pie finds a way to celebrate it.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Spike, Pinkie Pie - Complete
The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 3,512 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
Dakka Effect by Maito Eleven reviews
A galaxy that faces peril from a long impending extermination, finds itself host to mysterious aid/threat/salvation/doom, which only time may tell if they are there to save it... or plunge it into destruction.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Orks
Heart to Heart by Jaded Nerevarine reviews
Spike tries to find the answer to a very serious question, finally turning to Cadence for help. Luckily for him, she's all too willing to assist. Unluckily for her, she has no idea what she's getting herself into. (Takes place prior to Season 1. Scattered innuendo.)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Spike, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza - Complete
More Tales from the Black Millenium by Michael Khale reviews
Wherein Blackadder meets Ciaphas Cain. Hilarity ensues.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - C. Cain
Switch by Gree reviews
A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - The Emperor
Worst Rescue Ever by Mornings Light reviews
Naruto and his rescuing skills could do with a little work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 4,538 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Thunderer by Nataku's Wrath reviews
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of...THOR! When Orochimaru interrupts the Chunin Exams, Naruto discovers an ancient weapon of incredible heritage and astonishing power. See how he grows into the new God of Thunder! The world will never be the same again! Naruto Thor Crossover. Pairings Undecided. R&R!
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,950 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U.
You Have A Problem by Drauchenfyre reviews
Harry has a little 'chat' with one of his more obsessive friends...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
Mistaken Truth by Rago Dragovian reviews
Abandoned by his clan, hated by his village, and sullen over the prospect of his future. Will one boy truly overcome all these hardships? Well, he'll do his damndest to try. /Please read and review! Criticism and flames accepted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,446 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
The Many Deaths of Uchiha Itachi by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
A re-post! Culled for offensive language in summary! Much like a prison train, Uchiha Itachi meets ignoble fates, again and again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Fairy Tale for Robots by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
What I think is a realistic take on how Orihime and Ichigo could possibly become a couple. Comments and criticism welcome.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Red Headed Witch by hoagie reviews
Timmy had high hopes for his upcoming Halloween, till Vicky showed up that is. one shot
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Taking Charge by Drauchenfyre reviews
My first multi-chapter fic- what happens when the adults get off their butts and solve the problems of the wizarding world rather than depending on a clueless eleven-year-old and his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Albus D., OC - Complete
A Match Made in Hell by Lucillia reviews
Tobi was sure regretting having that super special Sharingan right about now.
Crossover - Naruto & Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
My Little Anthro: The Solar Solstice by Evident Disaster reviews
The Celebration for the Solar Solstice is approaching and Spike has been getting prepared for the big event, but so has every other pony. Gifts and presents prepared, but something noticeably has changed, why is Twilight writing a shipping fic about him and everyone as a gift for Celestia? He searches to find answers and quell his curiosity, but also get into a lot trouble... CH3
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Alternate Timeline by Etc Flip reviews
An alternate Naruto and Kurama are dropped into the "canon" timeline. Aside from ranting on the stupidity of certain things, they begin to cause havoc. Improbable harem. Not a really serious story. R/R. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,019 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Human Stupidity Has No Limits by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Recipe for disaster: Delores Umbridge and her Decrees against a Harry Potter with knowledge of the law and the Muggle Tv. Result: Chaos and hilarity as the DADA Professor shows how stupid can be someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 6,057 - Follows: 5,042 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Good to Feel Remorse by Rihaan reviews
During the end of the TriWizard tournament, Harry Potter is tied to a grave. As he watches Voldemort's resurrection, he reflects on his life of hardships and pain and comes to a startling revelation. Then something unexpected happens. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Saving Mizuki by Lucillia reviews
Mizuki's path to salvation hadn't all been roses. The man's thirst for power and respect didn't magically vanish with his decision not to betray Konoha, and old habits die hard. Companion to and expansion of the oneshot Salvation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U.
DADA boycott by Midnighter 13 reviews
Hermione comes up with a plan to get Umbridge out of the castle, a full scale class boycott, the results are... unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto: Madara's Blessing by Hiyuusha reviews
The real Madara Uchiha was watching the events of the Kyuubi attack unfold. Learning that an imposter was using his name and identity, he made his way inside Naruto's body, where he would wait for revenge. NarutoXHarem Challenge by Challenger. Not Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,741 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,528 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Nami, Luffy
Ramen Doodles by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
A Happy Birthday Fic! by Kyuubi16 reviews
Just a short Naruto x Ino Oneshot fic. The image is done by Morning Light of Deviantart so go please check out the gallery. After returning from a month long mission Ino tracks down her boyfriend with a plan of having a nice, quiet romantic evening with him. YES I KNOW IT'S NOT NARUTO'S BIRTHDAY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Tails of Spike's Harem by beirirangu reviews
Spike engages in romance and sex with the many ponies of equestria, one at a time.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,207 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Spike
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
He Wanted To Know by Fairest Lady Lisa reviews
Tenten wears it around her forehead. Hinata wears it around her neck. Sakura wears it around the back of her head. Ino wears it around her waist. If that is the case, then where is Hana's headband?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
With Friends Like These by Lucillia reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid, and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Live to Rise by Bonesboy15 reviews
"Hey Twilight, did you hear about that Earth Pony that can teleport?" "Spike, you and I know that Earth Ponies can't use magic. Stop reading those comic books!" "But-but it's not magic!" "Sure, sure. Help me find this book..." Yup, Naruto in Ponyville, but with that lovable BB15 twist. Rated T for teen humor
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,264 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Naruto U.
Cliche by Lucillia reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
universe at war:Mass assault by Dragonkingofthestars reviews
A human colony goes missing and the Alliance between Novus Humanity and the Masari meet mass effect full force. liberty's taken in intermeshing the two storys.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Universe at War - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Gateway Book? by Lucillia reviews
For some, it would seem that reading Jiraiya's works leads to undesirable behavior. When Sai finds Jiraiya's only non-pornographic work at the library, there are a couple of small misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
You Only Live Twice by pudgypudge reviews
Sometimes a sacrifice deserves a reward. Sometimes that reward is not what was expected or wanted. And sometimes it was just what was needed.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,687 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U.
Heaven Is But A Dream by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
An insulted god, aims to kill the Kyuubi, and only the Kyuubi. There is just one problem: Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,473 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Seduction by hitori.no.boku reviews
Naruto learned a bit more on his trip with Jiraiya than expected. It was all a game. And he never lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,862 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Prove Them All Wrong by Hypno reviews
A marriage sends Naruto away. His heart in ruins and his perception dampened by pain, Naruto comes face to face with his inner demons as he throws himself head long into a war that could end him. With Iwa on the rise and Madara plotting, trouble brews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,882 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Enslavement by LoveIs4Suckas reviews
New Chapters up, I HAVE CONSENT FROM A PREVIOUS WRITER SO PLEASE STOP WITH THE FLAMES, btw PLEASE REVIEW, IT MOTIVATES ME TO CONTINUE. PS I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS USED IT ALL BELONGS TO KISHIMOTO, im not earning money off this fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Bored in Binns' by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione passes notes in the middle of History of Magic. One thing leads to another and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: When Darkness Falls by Karasu87 reviews
Harleen Quinzel. What if she had a choice between two patients? Instead of choosing the Demented clown, she decides to examine the mysterious man in a blindfold.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harley Q., Naruto U.
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Proper Use of Shintenshin by Kaiju-Titan reviews
Two blondes decide to play a prank on Sasuke with the Mind Body Switch Technique. Naruto/Ino. Another blatant ripoff of a longer, better fic. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
What happened next by keitaya reviews
What happens when the Muggle world has had enough of obliviated Wizards turning up unexpectedly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Child of Krypton: Redux by Chuckman reviews
You will believe Shinji can fly.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 230,178 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Shinji I. - Complete
Spike's Sexual Revolution by Jon Roy Smits reviews
The fate of Ponyville rests in the lap of one dragon. Does he have what it take to make sure Ponyville has a future? Criticism is always welcomed as long as its constructive.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,210 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Spike, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Of Durmstrang Rewrite by Cyborgscouse reviews
Sirius Black never took Harry to Dumbledore in the first book and instead raised him as his own son knowing that everyone in the wizard world thinks he told Voldemort where the Potters lived, he fled the country with Harry, bigger summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,623 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Easy In Theory by Lucillia reviews
The concept is simple enough, and the materials are there, which begs the question of exactly why there are no firearms in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Gaius' Ambition by Eterna1Soldier reviews
"I came, I saw, I conquered." Julius Ceasar. In the 21st century humans make rapid advances into space, with individual nations striving to create their own interstellar empires. Space, for most people, was a means to escape, to leave a conflicted, divided and violent world. But wherever man went, devastation soon followed. (Title Changed)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Councilor Tevos
The Wandering Sage by Tachman reviews
This are the tales of Naruto, the new Toad Sage as he travels through the land divided into the many Shinobi clans. My story doesn t have large ninja villages but all clans have their own village/city and waver war against each other. First story ever!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,694 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Master of Time by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Standing by his best friends grave Harry Potter is given the chance to fix everything that went wrong in his life. HHr, Weasley Bashing, Dumbledore Bashing, Time Travel. My first fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,267 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dare by Hyliian reviews
A "What if?" scenario pairing F!Shep and my Alex from CDC. Written as a response to all the PMs and reviews wondering if I planned to pair Alex with anyone. Could be considered a romance, if you squint really hard. T for mild themes and my FemShep's love of good alcohol.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Hokage No More by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
Uzumaki Naruto finally finished the last of Akatsuki & returned Sasuke back. But feels like he is not wanted in Konoha.Everybody is all happy, living great lives. But,he is just having an inner conflict with staying. NarutoxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Dance of the Full Moon by Sakura Hanamoto reviews
An unfortunate accident has permanently changed eight year-old Harry Potter. What changes will this cause for him and everyone else? Slightly AU. Rated for violence and language later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,399 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What Happens on the Normandy by Hyliian reviews
A series of one-shots taking place in the "Consuming Direct Control" universe between Alex and various members of the crew. Set during various points of the ME2 timeline, before the final mission.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
Strawhat Theater 3: Cat Split Luff by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
In which Luffy again learns that hitting things does not solve all his problems. Rather, they multiply them... And him... And the rest of the crew...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Luffy, Nami
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3915 - Favs: 10,876 - Follows: 10,223 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Dragon Fired Crackpipe Visions by Stick97 reviews
Drabble File! So obviously, there is something seriously wrong with me. I read one little comment on the forums, and voila! Crazy bizarro stuff. Take a look, but I am not to be held responsible if you run out of brain bleach or ruin a keyboard!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,352 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Overlord Rules with Uzumaki Naruto by Kyuubi16 reviews
A spoof of the Evil Overlord rules with Naruto as an Evil Overlord. 250 plus rules lamp-shaded plot devices, cliche, and other tropes that are literally older then dirt.
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Work or Play by Gaara-Rulezzz reviews
NaruIno oneshot request from a friend. Ino and Naruto have never worked together before, no less on a mission like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Karaoke! Naruto Style by Leoanda Taylor reviews
.::SONGFICsortof::.Naruto and the gang go to a karaoke club. The first bonus is now up! I got the idea from listening to a song called 'Naruto Ondo'. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,905 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 5,176 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Sort of Birth Control by Lucillia reviews
There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3634 - Favs: 5,183 - Follows: 4,677 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Year of the Dog by forcedInduction reviews
Sirius finds his Godson. The kids pitch a tent. Xeno finds a rat. Luna drives. Everything was pretty much fine until Luna drove, if you don't count the prison break. HHr romance in 3rd year. Sequel to Nocturnal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Windows of the Soul by Dez Guardius reviews
In the aftermath of the MizukiScroll incident, Naruto discovers his secret heritage and his ancestors' legacy. Watch him grow to become a legend all on his own... without the Kyuubi to helphinder him. NarutoHAREM, select chapters will contain LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,442 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Ino & the XMen by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The sequel to Naruto Prince of Theives. Naruto kidnapped by Apocalypse while Shino and Hinata taken by William Stryker. Ino & the X-men struggle to save them while stopping Apocalypse from destroying the world and making it anew in his image. Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,515 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Naruto Muyo! by NeroSparda reviews
Ever wonder what would it have been like if Naruto was in Tenchi Masaki's shoes? Well here's a story where Yosho crashed along with Ryoko on his planet. Things will get interesting for our blond hero, don't you think? Narutox? probably a harem.
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,139 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Ryoko, Naruto U.
Bardock's Comeback by NeroSparda reviews
You've heard many stories where Naruto doesn't have Kyuubi sealed, and many where he was actually a Saiyan. But what if he was he was Fused with the father of certain DBZ hero? Well, come on and find out. NarutoxIno, maybe with FemKyuubi too if I can.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,325 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bardock, Naruto U.
Friends of a Solar Empire by Bioweapon 155 reviews
A thousand years of peace and prosperity can make you soft. But now Equestria is no stranger to the struggles of its fellows in the Trade Order as they fight for their home. Times of war are upon us.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Sins of a Solar Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Devour by Etc Flip reviews
A starving child can only handle so much before the need for sustenance becomes unbearable. Naruto and the Kyuubi figure out a way to fulfill their hunger without the pesky need of consuming physical food. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Vigilante by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Batman found another stray but unknown to them, this stray was less 'vigilante' and more 'assassin'. Alfred Pennyworth with the help of Richard Grayson watches over him during his stay.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Kakashi H., Alfred P. - Complete
Estrus by Friendly Uncle reviews
Twilight doesn't know the facts of life, and it's up to her friends to teach her all about birds, bees, and ponies. This can only end well.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
The Trickster by Captain Omnitron reviews
Everyone knows of Thor and Mjolnir, but what if the Son of Odin's trickster of a brother possessed a powerful weapon of his own? One that took full advantage of his Frost Giant heritage. And what if that weapon fell into the hands of one Naruto Uzumaki?
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
Company by Ranita4ever reviews
Because we all want someone there for us when we need it the most. NaruxIno. Friendship. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
This One by Hyliian reviews
Incredibly short one-shot. To consume or not to consume... that is the question. Not at all serious. Featuring the Alex from "Consuming Direct Control."
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Awakening The Beast by WittyPhoenix reviews
Harry encounters a new breed of Animagus and is thrust into their ranks, but will his new powers prove to be his undoing? My first ever fanfic so be gentle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,018 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Alpha and Omega by Hyliian reviews
A possible multi-shot of the Alex from "Consuming Direct Control" and his stint with the Blue Suns mercenary group.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3894 - Favs: 6,087 - Follows: 3,917 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shinji Wilson by gunman reviews
Shinji is teleported to Africa, where he phases through Wade Wilson, gaining all of his abilities, but not his personality. Here he becomes Wolverine's and Wraith's newest ally.
Crossover - Evangelion & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,900 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [Shinji I., Emma Frost] Logan/Wolverine, Kestrel/J. Wraith
NU: The Killing Joke by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, X-over/Fusion, EVIL/INSANE/NARUTO. "I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... Stranger..."
Crossover - Naruto & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,996 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Joker
Reverse the Pendulum by adrien skywalker reviews
Due to unforeseen events, the Kurosaki family is forced to relocate to the Soul Society, where they get caught unwittingly in a web of Lies, Deceit & Treachery. However there is one thing that no one realizes, their eldest son, Ichigo, is the Hollow King. - Is currently on indefinite hiatus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ichigo K.
Harry and the Sadistic Bastard by Lucillia reviews
After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Making Contact by Hyliian reviews
A short one-shot depicting the first time the Alex from my main crossover, "Consuming Direct Control", met a turian during the First Contact War at Shanxi.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Rise of the Beast by Hyliian reviews
A short one-shot describing how the Alex from my other story, "Consuming Direct Control," came to be known as the Beast by the Justicar Order.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 5,670 - Follows: 4,016 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
On a Trial Run Basis by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione decides to give dating each other a try. What was originally just an experiment, it soon develops into something far more significant and everlasting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dementor infatuation by keitaya reviews
Dementors love Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Severus S., Dementors - Complete
Kenpachi Uzumaki by Captain Omnitron reviews
This is response to YoukoTaichou's "Naruto Zaraki" challenge. What happens when everyone's favorite knucklehead ninja has the power of Kenpachi Zaraki? Utter chaos! Summary sucks but it's a cool story I promise!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Naruto U., K. Zaraki
Friendship is More than Meets the Eye by Tumbleweed reviews
While on a camping trip, Twilight Sparkle and her friends decide to investigate a mysterious meteorite- and find an unexpected visitor came along with it!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Grimlock, Twilight Sparkle
Defending Sirius Black by Luiz4200 reviews
AU Not satisfied with what Dumbledore told in the letter he left with Harry, Vernon Dursley goes to the Wizarding World and learns about Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Vernon D., Sirius B. - Complete
Salvation by Lucillia reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Matchmaking Mission by Jackpot777 reviews
Ino decides to bring Temari and Shikamaru together once and for all. During the time, Naruto accompanies her and helps her with this personal mission. Rated T because I still like T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Drabbles and One Shots by Garm88 reviews
This is just for the stuff that leaks out every once in a while. Thoughts I have and story ideas that I come up with while reading other people's work. Any of them are available for anyone to continue, just ask permission first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,454 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Naruto U.
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 109 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Dementor Humour? by Drauchenfyre reviews
A cold and lonely night in Azkaban...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Dementors, J. Dawlish - Complete
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 4,777 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Between Mizukage and Tobi by Lucillia reviews
Nobody knew what Madara was up to in the time between being the Mizukage's puppet master and his first appearance as Tobi, until now that is. Unrelated Oneshots, multiple crossovers. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Madara U.
The Knickers Obsession by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
In which Harry grows obsessed with Hermione's knickers, H/Hr drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
100 stories about two blonds by Ranita4ever reviews
for the 100 theme challenge. short stories about Naruto and Ino. various Ratings. you've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Always by FireboltPhoenix reviews
AU. 4th year. What if Harry found out about Cedric asking Cho to the ball a bit earlier, and he asked Hermione instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He Who Will Establish Peace and Order by DiLost reviews
A man declared his message to the world. "I am the one who will establish peace and order." The man faced pain and survived. The man died and was resurrected. He was both Uzumaki Naruto and Rikudou Sennin. Edited to add response to review
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō - Complete
A Great Wizard Deserves the Brightest Witch by Romantic Silence reviews
For all of her faults and strengths, Hermione was the only person he could ever unconditionally trust. It had taken all of four words for him to realize that nothing could ever be the same again between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So Bite Me, Already! by Polydicta reviews
Harry has been infected with a strange form of vampirism, and the expert called in is a vampire called Modoc. Crossover with My Best Friend is a Vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Potions by Polydicta reviews
Harry and Hermione are livid with their respective ex partners. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shoulda Kept the Manual by Lucillia reviews
In one universe, Chancellor Palpatine boned up on the GAR Contingency Orders. In another, he wasn't nearly so studious despite the fact that they were - or rather one of them was - vital to his plans.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/24/2012 - E. Palpatine - Complete
System Alliance by redskin122004 reviews
NEW STORY IS CREATED: THE DARK SPACE. WILL BE UP IN 1 WEEK! READ PREVIEW!
Crossover - My Little Pony & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,816 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Princess Celestia, Shepard (M) - Complete
A Series of Somewhat Unfortunate Events by Lucillia reviews
The reason Dumbledore took a broom to the Ministry during Harry's first year rather than using the Floo or apparating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Beating the Heat by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,634 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dr. Whooves, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Laundry Lessons by Squibstress reviews
When the Hogwarts house-elves are felled by a virus, the students discover that looks can be deceiving. Starring the Golden Trio Neville and assorted Hogwarts staff. Warning for adolescent humor and an excess of silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Ron W. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In For the Long Haul by GenkaiFan reviews
At the lowest point in his life Harry meets someone that's always willing to lend a hand.. AU Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
A Knight's Sacrifice For the Greater Good by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
One First Year Gryffindor makes the ultimate sacrifice for the Greater Good of the Wizarding World, resulting in an outcome that no one really expected. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rule of two, dreams come true by Darklooshkin reviews
Whitetigerwolfs Dark Lady challenge. Hermione watches Star Wars at age six and tries to connect with the force. Now watch how a game of pretend turns into a journey to the dark side filled with -friendship and love? Yes, Harry's responsible somehow...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Twilight's Answering Machine by dayland reviews
Twilight gets an answering machine. Based on Mazipan's Answering Machine.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike
Hereward's Harem by Polydicta reviews
Having all but lost touch with most of his friends, Harry has turned to writing, a very lucrative if lonely occupation. Of course, being Harry, he has discovered a hidden talent for writing … adult romances. This is the story of an author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mommy’s Love by evil genus reviews
Companion piece to ‘How far a mother will go…’ This is not a sequel or new fic… it is a ‘filler’ for the ‘holes’ in the one-shot. Find out about things alluded to and other mis-adventures of the ‘Kushina lives’ world…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Really Good Friends by RockyGlenn reviews
Hermione needs to get away from Ron, after a fight. Her parents are away and she chooses to stay with Harry. Just a couple of friends living together, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Vernon D. - Complete
GodEmperor of Little Whinging by Polydicta reviews
Harry Potter found a roll of five-pound notes. Enough to buy a meal and some second-hand science fiction books, very thick science fiction books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
McGuffin's Device by Polydicta reviews
Hermione has discovered the ultimate weapon against Lord Voldemort - McGuffin's Device.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
One Step in the Right Direction by Romantic Silence reviews
It takes only one decision to completely alter the course of a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stretching the Truth by TheDevilYouDon't reviews
Harry and Hermione are sick of Ginny and Ron shoving their relationships in their faces. So, when Hermione gets the idea for them to pretend to date, Harry agrees. Because, it's only pretend, right? H/Hr. HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,577 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Impulsivity by katdemon1895 reviews
"you don't have a plan?" "No, I'm just winging it." "But you're Hermione! You always have a plan!" "No I don't! I can be quite impulsive!" "Name one time!" "Well..." "Now doesn't count!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the GOOD Finale by courderouge2006 reviews
All the manipulations, the lies and the danger comes to a head that fateful night in the Great Hall. Harry faces the man who made his life Hell. Oh, and Voldemort is there too. My attempt at making it right, the way some of us hoped. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Green Light of Will by Captain Omnitron reviews
This is response to Kami no Kage's Naruto/Green Lantern story challenge. When Naruto found that old lantern, he never expected to become the most powerful ninja in the world all thanks to a little ring. NarutoxIno pairing, with possible harem later.
Crossover - Naruto & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Spike's Harem by Spike's number one fan reviews
The title say's it all. Spike goes all over Ponyville and buids his relasionship with all his friends. Spike life well never be the same, and he really doesn't want it to change back. Beta-Read by Samura1Writr
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Spike
Chosen Tricksters by Chilord reviews
Very AU In their time, the Marauders went a bit further in their bid to be the best pranksters they could, invoking the power of myths and legends before their brotherhood was betrayed. Now, as Harry enters his 3rd year, those powers are rising again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,641 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Requiem of Solace by Romantic Silence reviews
A single crack can crumble a castle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Love is a Terrible Thing by Romantic Silence reviews
For love, Harry doomed the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Darkness of Virtue by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione's thoughts expressed in the aftermath of Nineteen Years Later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harrison Evans & the Hogwarts First Year by DragonKatGal reviews
*COMPLETE* Without the scar, without the hair, without the name...Harrison Evans is just another Gryffindor trying to make it through First Year. *NEW* Chapter 17 - The Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,242 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord of Shadows by Drakkainen reviews
The Archway in Department of Mysteries, the gateway to the unknown. What if, a small change had drastic conseqences? What if the Golden Boy and Brightest Witch of her generation unwillingly fall from grace into darkness? Dark HP/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,247 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P.
Sleepwalking by love comes and goes reviews
In which Ino wakes up one morning and finds herself in the arms of one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Meetings Across Time by Lucillia reviews
He was twelve when they met. The other boy who couldn't have been older than nine had been tied to the post next to his.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Divergence by Aotsfan reviews
What if the Kazekage wasn't apart of Orochimaru's plan at the Chuunin Exam? How will this affect the lives of those involved? Read and Find out. Rated for safety. Naruto trains for the finals while Temari tries to force him out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,409 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What's He Doing This Time? by Lucillia reviews
The Third Hokage muses on a four year-old Naruto's odd behavior as he watches the child run past the tower several times. His old friend Danzo - as always - has the answer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - Complete
His Way of Showing by Romantic Silence reviews
It is far easier to say I love you than showing that you do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Hot For You by OrangeBackpack reviews
Mai Shiranui makes it her mission to avenge her beloved but when she meets the one who defeated him will she fall for him? And What does this blue haired woman have to do with this? Rated M for, well smut. One-shot. Please R&R.
Crossover - King of Fighters & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Mai S., Naruto U. - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Send Me Away With a Song by Romantic Silence reviews
As Harry grew further and further away, Hermione stood alone amongst the debris, whistling the haunting melody their song had become.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Political Realities by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James G. - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Is There a Britpicker in the House! by darklotus1211 reviews
Harry Potter with an Australian flavour. Blame it on a moment of insanity. A Harry Potter scene with the Golden Trio during DH... in Aussie slang. A standard English translation is provided for those who want/need it. Hope you get a laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Not Needed by Romantic Silence reviews
What if it had been Hermione that spotted the silver doe instead of Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Our Time Is Now by Soxman reviews
Time travel. One of the most well-known types of Harry Potter fanfiction. A different take on a familiar classic. No longer a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P.
Bloody Horcrux by CombatWars reviews
What if Ron hesitated when Riddle-Harry and Riddle Hermione were snogging each other? Would the story have turned out differently? Chapter 2 now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gossip by Romantic Silence reviews
What else can you do when you're stuck in a castle for ten months out of the year and you have people like Harry and Hermione to talk about?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Drifting by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione didn't know when it happened, but they haven't felt close in years. Now alone together, abandoned by their friend, the two of them talk once more. As Harry and Hermione begin to mend, they confront what was always there between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When the Train Breaks Down by readingeverythingican reviews
when the Hogwarts Express breaks down Harry and Hermione have to sleep together in a compartment! how do they feel about it? Jealous Ron and Ginny, Supportive Luna and Neville. Possible Two-Shot, might continue. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
3 Nights and 2 days by HermiHugs reviews
ONE SHOT. During their stay at the Burrow before their fourth year, Harry and Hermione are forced to share a bed for three nights. They get acquainted with each other in a more intimate way. Mature situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
She's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
For once, Harry will be selfish and take what is rightfully his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 127 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Broom Closets Are Not Inconspicuous by SapphireSecret reviews
In which Ron and Harry are revolted, and Hermione is amused. Sixth year, no pairings, R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Man Army by Wyrd Darcnyzz reviews
Naruto is hailed as the class idiot, the “dobe.” But what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in imagination. And with an extra technique from the Forbidden Scroll, that imagination will take him higher than anyone else. “One-Man Army” indeed...HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,915 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U.
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 249 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Forged by FromMyMind reviews
Weasley twins mistletoe bad combination! Or does it? Written to commemorate how do you spell that word? : my favourite time of year. Christmas-fic - yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And It Was Adorable by RoyalKnightJester reviews
Love? Who the hell said anything about love? They were just two friends...Doing what two people in love do. But love? Nope, none of that. There were no feelings. Not at all. ...Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Midnight Snack by forcedInduction reviews
"Do you remember how nice it was, touching, skin on skin?" Hermione whispered, closing her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wingman by silent rider7 reviews
Hermione wants Ron to meet her parents before they pursue their relationship any further. But Ron needs a wingman to make him look better in front of her parents. What happens when Hermione's father likes the wingman more than Ron? H/Hr pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,907 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fated to be a monster by Rated PonyStar reviews
After the events of "Secret of My Excess", Spike realizes how much of a danger he really is as a dragon and fears that what he became is what he will eventually become. Not wishing to cause harm to his friends he decides to runaway and leave Ponyville...
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Spike - Complete
Harry Potter, Dovakiin: The TriWizard Tournament by Soleneus reviews
HP/SkyrimX-over. Raised in the land of Skyrim, and defeating the World-Eater, Aelan Harry finds himself in a world where wizards wave wands, and dragons still exist. After being entered in the TriWiz Tourny, and with the help of Hermione, can Harry win?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Empires Collide by Basilisk9466 reviews
In one galaxy, a mighty Imperium covering millions of systems. In another, an Empire struggling on the edge, looking for any chance to return to grace... crossover with Star Wars. Officially discontinued.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,744 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2006
Happy Christmas, Hermione by Ozwin reviews
Maybe it was because he tasted just like peppermint, and she was quite fond of peppermint. Or maybe it was just because Harry was a good kisser. Yeah, maybe the latter was the real reason. First Harmione. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 7,876 - Follows: 1,700 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cats by fringeperson reviews
Hermione said she wanted an owl, so what is she doing with that cat? Harry worries for his friend sometimes. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Series Of Unfortuante Events! by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
A one shot of small stories!. This is purely for humor. I may continue this in the future possibly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Whole New World by weixuan18 reviews
The destiny of the Sennin has brought him here. This will be his last journey, and at the end of it, he will finally be allowed to rest. The changes he will bring, the actions he will take, will make this a whole new world. He is Uzumaki Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,587 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Secret Sweets by WeasleyForMe reviews
Harry finds out about Hermione's guilty pleasures. Hermione/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Knight with Dented Armor by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
Hermione thought fairy tales were stupid, but she read them anyway. Who wouldn't? And then she found herself living in one. Hopefully she'll live long enough to get the happy ending... AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,960 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Not a Senju by evil genus reviews
because sometimes the Naruto verse takes 'destiny' a little too serious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Aromatic by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione has been disappearing lately. They would later return together, albeit with an odd, pleasant scent around them. It's up to Ron to figure out what exactly they're up to! With the help of other Gryffindors, Ron will unravel the mystery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Misconstrued Misconceptions by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry Potter is trouble. At least, that's what Hermione's father thinks. After all, if Hermione never told her parents about all the dangerous moments that happened at Hogwarts, then they also probably never heard about all the wonderful things about him!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Friends Are For by Asp Pentacle97 reviews
What would have happened if Ron hadn't interupted Harry and Hermione's talk after he is seen kissing Lavendar? HP/HG. Disclaimer: Not mine. Comments: pretty please?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Popculture References by Your-Loveable-Tiger reviews
each chapter Harry and Hermione introduce the magical world to pop-culture references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
At Midnight They Gathered by MiHnn reviews
When people said that the most weirdest things happen on Halloween, Hermione never expected any of those weird things to happen to her. - Harry X Hermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Mess With the BDA! by Drauchenfyre reviews
Ever wonder why Voldie & Co. never attacked the Grangers? The answer: Professional Courtesy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dragontongue by Scholar of Time reviews
Harry's been thinking about wandless magic, and dragons should know better...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P.
Rivalry by g-sus reviews
Ino muses about the source of her rivalry with Sakura. Naruto/Sakura, Ino/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Whaddaya Mean, I'm Going to Hell? by Drauchenfyre reviews
At the end of her life, the Creator has a surprise for Ginny Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Uzumaki Tag Company by Alastor Maelgwyn reviews
Genesis. The beginning of a new era, built upon the foundations of old. The future is uncertain, but an enlightened mind feels no fear. Pure creation. Pure destruction. Such is the new path of Team Seven. Team-Centric, Fuuinjutsu Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 383 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Echoes Trinity by maverick9871 reviews
This is the Final installment of My Echo Trilogy, See when a minor change can have a huge effect on the future of lives everywhere
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,557 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Naruto U.
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Too Late by Romantic Silence reviews
However, instead of being met with a boyish grin that told him everything was going to be alright, Harry shook his head solemnly and said, "I'm sorry Ron, but it's too late."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 200 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Because of You by IucunditaFloridus reviews
Sakura cheats on Naruto from the beginning of their relation ship. Ino comforts him, Naruto finds out about a secret that was kept from him. Will this secret destroy Naruto's life and those who are close to him, or will it help Naruto finally settle down? [process of being re-written]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/4/2008 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.]
Stealing Time by Corruo reviews
An innocuous show of affection from Hermione just before Harry's History of Magic exam leads to unimaginable consequences and an eventful summer for both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 196,050 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Corporal Punishment by dayland reviews
Twilight uses a magic spell to turn herself into a little filly. Then Spike comes home... Filly Twilight/Spike fic.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
The Reprint and Repackaging of Evangelion by Marik Kurakashi reviews
New summary: In a world where the nail was found and discarded, Shinji Ikari and a different NERV stand alone against the ANGELS.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,435 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Shinji I.
NU: Rage of The Fallen by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Naruto God of War X-Over, unknown pairings... Many years ago, there existed a warrior unlike any other. His name was Kratos, The Killer of Gods. But, when all was said and done, Kratos vanished from the world... now someone else follows his dark path.
Crossover - Naruto & God of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 182,422 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Naruto U.
Hermione Bound by Everae reviews
Hermione and Harry have always been good friends, but Harry decides to try and take it a step further with some magical fun. Erotic one-shot HarryxHermione piece. Contains sexual content,sub-non-con and a tiny BDSM theme. Do not read if you are offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Curiosity Doesn't Kill the Kneazle by Romantic Silence reviews
"Have you ever thought about sex Hermione?" Harry suddenly inquired.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
At Her Majesty's Request by SkyMaiden reviews
AU. He sacrificed himself for the good of his village in order to maintain the peace. His life is no longer his own. "Hey." She whispered in his ear with a clawed hand to his cheek. "You are mine now, to do whatever I please never forget that. Naruto/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,877 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Pony Scales by StreakTheFoxz reviews
When Twilight Tries out a new transformation spell in preparation for a presentation at her old school, she learns a lot about the spell, but much, much more about her dragon assistant.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,120 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Cougars and Puppies by musicprincess1990 reviews
"Have you heard of the term 'cougar?" Super fluffy one shot I just kind of came up with. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
LL's Konoha Pet Shop by Legendary Legacy reviews
Unfinished plot-bunnies that have lost their inspiration for continuance roam free here. See one you like? Why not give it a nice home, because Lord knows I'll never get around to finishing them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Don't Come Unarmed to a Battle of Wits by Drauchenfyre reviews
Voldemort arrives in Godric's Hollow to a huge surprise...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Renegade Reinterpretations by College Fool reviews
A species without Paragons is one with a sad and terrible history. Humanity enters a very different First Contact War, and Mass Effect as you know it will change. Warning: this fic may make you rage and wish genocidal retributions against aliens.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 95,544 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Ripples of Destiny by EliadS reviews
Sequel to the Point of Divergence. Naruto's secrets are out in the open. With Suna's fall and Konoha's survival the ninja world stands on the brink of war. Konoha must adapt to this new reality, while the other villages and their enemies lurk in waiting
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,151 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Shinji Odinson by gunman reviews
When Thor proves unworthy of Mjolnir, help comes in the form of Shinji Ikari, who is neither a warrior nor thinks he is worthy.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shinji I., Mari M.
Hogwarts rejection letters by Midnighter 13 reviews
We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
Simplicity by Romantic Silence reviews
With how close Harry and Hermione were to one another, it was only natural that it would shift to something more. It was just that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partial Match by Lucillia reviews
An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Restricting the Restrictions by The Winter Wizard reviews
Hermione Granger desperately wants to get her hands on some books from the Restricted Section at Hogwarts Library, but there's only one slightly unorthordox way to do it. Can her masterplan work? Will her partner in crime agree to it? AU/HarryXHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 181 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She Who Holds the Strings by Romantic Silence reviews
A twisted grin of satisfaction and victory settled over Hermione's profile as the darkened basement was riddled with her malevolent aura.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Oneshots by ooOCaptainTurboOoo reviews
One-shot stories, not my best work and most were done fairly quickly. Read Introduction page for more information. Just FYI Ron bashing will probably occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Rhythmic Harmony by Romantic Silence reviews
Vignettes showcasing the life of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger after Hogwarts and the Second Wizarding War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tripping Up by Drauchenfyre reviews
"Where I come from, there's ruuuules..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hermione G., Amelia B. - Complete
The fall of Umbridge by Gamma Cavy reviews
What happened to Umbridge between order of the phoenix and deathly hallows? Lets find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Dolores U.
Harrytionary by mapplepie reviews
If you have fame, use it. And if you want to write a Harry-tionary, why not? It's not like Hermione's lecturing can stop you. How else will people learn words like 'Dumble-licious?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Weapon X by Diresquirrel reviews
A telling of the Weapon X storyline by way of the Naruto world. Don't expect a happy Naruto
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/27/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Payment Methods by Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki reviews
Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha for what he did to the Hokage. Now he travels around countries trying to get back into Konoha. Each chapter contains a lemon of girls never before written. Warning this story contains STRONG lemons! Extremely strong lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,538 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Brand New Day by ooOCaptainTurboOoo reviews
Harry finds an unconcious girl in his back yard who appears to know him, However he has never met her before. Romance Fluff and slight Lemon, Ron/Ginny Bashing sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,290 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So many reasons by JazzGirl123 reviews
Hermione can't get The Boy Who Lived out of her head. She knows she's in love, but does he feel the same way? Curious, Hermione asks him some questions but will she be happy with what she hears?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 385 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We Remember by mapplepie reviews
"I can't die! It's the same every time! I wake up in bed the next day and no one ever remembers!" ...But that's not true, Kenny. Stan and Kyle both beg to differ. And one of these days, they'll admit it. So... just stay alive and wait for it, okay?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Taming Dragons by Romantic Silence reviews
In the end, it takes the remark of an unexpected person for Hermione to see things clearly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Team Revised by Fox-Sama reviews
Watch Naruto get a sensei that will work with him and a team that respects him. Naruto x Ino x Sakura. There is OOC. Now with Beta!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,843 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fullmetal Fox II: Crimson Tears by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Continues the story of Naruto Elric as he leaves Konoha behind on a journey that will bring pain and suffering. Naruto/Hana/Anko/Temari/Haku pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 276 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Samsara by Chuckman reviews
Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3680 - Favs: 6,309 - Follows: 3,497 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Twisted by shourin reviews
Naruto, Ino and instant ramen. If only things were as simple as that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Temptation by SkyMaiden reviews
While on his way to retrieve Ino for a mission that they must do together Naruto witnessing her doing something he probably shouldnt have and now can no longer get her off his mind. Will he fight his growing desire or give into temptation. Naruto/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Old Man Sage by maverick9871 reviews
An old man appears one day and brings about a change that will take the world by storm. Who is he and what will his arrival cause. Find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,290 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Ginny Weasley and the Terrors of HermyHog by themalfoypuppet reviews
I've planned my marriage with Harry since I was eight. We're meant to be. We're sooo in love. So Hermione should keep her hands of my soon-to-be-husband. Can't she see he doesn't like her!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
I can't give up by maverick9871 reviews
Everyone knows about Naruto ability to never give up, no matter what the challenge he faces...ever wonder why...here is the reason why Naruto is unable to give up, why he never goes back on his word, his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Do You Really Want to Know? by Friendly Uncle reviews
Princess Celestia always loves to hear from Twilight Sparkle, but this time she's shared just a bit too much. The problem is, Twilight doesn't know what the hay she's talking about. Added a chapter 2 because I am apparently insane.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
His Last Lesson by Romantic Silence reviews
As Snape lays dying in the Shrieking Shack, he parts one final words of wisdom to the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Friendship With Benefits is Magic by Tumbleweed reviews
A follow up to 'What do You do With a Drunken Unicorn' Princess Celestia gets 'that' letter. Luna provides commentary.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Poignant Understanding by Somewei reviews
It was at that moment that Ron realized that he would never be as important to Hermione as Harry was. Spoilers for DH/DHp2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Kami no Kage, Uzumaki style by maverick9871 reviews
A hundred times nothing is still nothing...a simple statement changes the world in ways no one could predict. Watch as Naruto becomes the Kami no Kage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011
Sharing by TheDevilYouDon't reviews
"And it isn't stealing," Harry cut her off. "It's sharing." H/Hr. Post-DH. Rated for very slight language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Well It Worked For Frodo by Sinkme reviews
"I saw it in a movie once." "Do you mean Lord of the Rings!" Why did Harry wear the locket despite its harmful effects? Humorous look into the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spare Parts by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Evangelion ideas, snippets, and other unfinished bits for your entertainment and perusal. Enjoy!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Shinji I.
Harry Potter and the Love of a Family by exwolf reviews
On All Hallows Eve night 1981 the Dark Lord destroyed the wrong family. Brought up with the Love and support of a family Harry Potter grows into the man he was destined to become. Standard disclaimer applies; I don't own Harry Potter or the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,904 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Super Naruto by maverick9871 reviews
On the day of the Kyuubi attack the space coffin with the body of Superman crashes into Kyuubi forcing it to flee wounded. Find out what happened to Naruto. Slight Superman, Semidark, but good in a don't take crap kind of way.
Crossover - Naruto & Superman - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,825 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Howling At the Moon by MsPiyaah reviews
Harry lost more than his parents that fateful Halloween night; he lost his humanity as well. Raised by Remus and Sirius in America, what happens when he returns to Britain years later, prepared to face his destiny and defeat the Dark Lord. Eventual H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,641 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
All in Good Fun by Snow Duchess reviews
As Hermione's paper collided with the side of his head, Harry mused that after almost six years, he probably should have seen it coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspoken Secrets by Silent Magi reviews
After the fall of the dark lord, Harry has secluded himself away from the world. After a night of insomnia, he decides to write a letter he never intends to send, like so many before. What happens should the person get it anyhow?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blade of Light by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry creates a new weapon, the Wizarding world won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P.
Sexy Harem by Ero-Writer reviews
this is a lemon filled story, like my last one. In it Naruto has to handle multiple girls and the problems that ensue. some comedic relief pairings naruto/harem main focus Hinata NOT FOR KIDS! Discontinued, see last chapter for more info
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,777 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Stuck On You by thistooshallpass reviews
A bout of accidental wand-less magic puts Harry and Hermione in a rather awkward position that doesn't seem to want to go away. Not only are the boundaries of friendship to be tested but their patience and sanity as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,034 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Contact High by forcedInduction reviews
Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Dobby's Legacy by Midnighter 13 reviews
When Dobby died a Free Elf, and Kreacher led the Elves at Hogwarts, it marked the begining of a new era. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Dobby, Kreacher - Complete
Between the sheets by SkyMaiden reviews
No one said that marriage was easy. But when you're a young couple just starting out naturally problems will occur. Follow Ino and Naruto as they go through the ups and down of marriage. And deal with the issues from day to day. Ino x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,994 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
How a Marauder Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
What if Harry went to rescue Hermione from the troll alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spike's Day Off by Trurotaketwo reviews
Twilight thinks that Spike's been working too hard lately. Confident that she can handles things herself for a while, shegives him the day to himself. Two problems: Can she REALLY manage without him? And what exactly does Spike do with his day off?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
It's You! by H Harmon reviews
Hermione plucks-up her Gryffindor courage and tells Harry and Ron the way that she feels. OOC, AU, HHR Some Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Study War No More by Charles Bhepin reviews
Mankind had learned the lesson about hubris and their sins were forgiven them. But now in a universe where Sol never shone, they are forced to learn again the pain of war and feel the touch of absolute terror.
Crossover - Evangelion & Known Space series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/9/2011
The Memo by mythic77 reviews
Harry writes a letter to Magical Britain. AU after OotP. Takes place before the abominations HBP and Dreadful Hollering. A stand alone story, but see the A/N at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Wrackspurt Intervention by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day. Her parents do not approve, and look to Harry to sort it out. He wants to help, but has no plan. Luna has one though, Which is fortunate... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unusual Connection by Proud Mudblood reviews
Harry makes on odd connection during sixth year about what Dumbledore's 'teaching' him, and a certain event in fourth year, resulting in the end of the war. Brief, humorous one-shot. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fluffershy by Friendly Uncle reviews
Oh. Oh god. What is this I don't even. It's not porn, that's really all I can say. Ever wonder how a pony that spends all of her time feeding bunnies covers her expenses? This probably doesn't answer that question.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Correspondence by Friendly Uncle reviews
Twilight Sparkle always liked being able to send Celestia her letters via dragon, it's an extremely handy system. It never occurred to her there might be some things she didn't want the princess to know...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Carnage by Black Forests reviews
Being stripped from his post as an ANBU and reduced to a genin, Naruto became a mere confused teenager. With time, he will realise life is worth living after all. Naruto/Ino. Beta-ed by Erugenel. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,863 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Being an Idiot Can Pay Off by DarthMittens reviews
One-shot. Harry's in love with Hermione, who doesn't seem to see him as anything other than a friend. To impress her, he decides to jump into the lake in the middle of Winter. What. An. Idiot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Submission King by VFSNAKE reviews
Humor based harem fic you'll love. I hope anyway. Name may change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,987 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Touch A Touch A Touch Me by Astus Alius reviews
Hermione remembers a classic song and uses it to help relieve her frustration. Then Harry comes to her aid and relieves his own frustration. Professors Dumbledore and McGongall have a good laugh...as well as blackmail. Featuring a song from Rocky Horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Madness of Love by T3t reviews
Two love potions start terribly right, and end terribly wrong. If you were the one that made them, that is. Featuring Snapeman!Snape, meddling classmates, and an empty classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Iron Knight by Toasterman reviews
Tony Stark had been called many things: prodigy, genius, Avenger, Director, CEO and Secretary of Defense, but in the end he had decided only one mattered: Iron Man. But now he holds a new title in a new place, and he doesn't know what to make of it.
Crossover - Warhammer & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony
You Know What They Say About Assuming by Lucillia reviews
Lex Luthor gets an interesting surprise when he tries to take out the world's new superhero.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 188 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Second Life by alienyouthct reviews
Wishing upon a falling star, 17 year-old Harry ends up in the body of his 10 year-old self, in a world where nothing is quite the same. How will he handle being a 'normal' boy in an unknown world? LP/NM, JP/OC, SB/OC, the rest are still kids
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,228 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
X2 Weapons by maverick9871 reviews
This is a second part of 3 story companion about the adventures or misadventures of Naruto Uzumaki, Aka Echo. Find out the line one must cross to go from being a person to a weapon. Harem
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,033 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Chosen Vessel by BlueGlass54 reviews
Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,707 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Lost Hope by Final Death reviews
Naruto leaves konoha a few years after the defeat of the Akatsuki, whats he planning, where's he going and who's he taking. NaruIno main pairing, but more. language, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,525 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Feeling Wicked by Written Fire reviews
Hermione's green. And only Harry really understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rabbit Summoning by Diresquirrel reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Resurrection Happy by Xelan reviews
Tom Riddle has gone further down the path of immortality than anyone else, but is that a blessing or a curse? A more blood-thirsty Harry and Hermione show Voldemort how unpleasant immortality can be. Extreme violence at the end. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Voldemort
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Purpose? What is my Purpose? by NeonZangetsu reviews
Naruto had 3 loves in his life; all of them broke his heart. Life in the Village becomes too much for him. Leaving, he sets off a chain of events, as many people chase after him some for love and others to kill him. HAREM/&Bleach, co-written w/Kingkakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,675 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Well, let's make this quick then! by Minke reviews
The power of the Hallows merged within him Harry stood timeless as those he loved aged and died before him. The eternal wizard sought a new world with companions equally as long lived. He knew how to deal with Dark Lords so made an epic journey short!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P.
Ginny Weasley, You Been Prank'd! by Drauchenfyre reviews
The magical world really IS a small world after all ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Titles by Taure reviews
Pure crack. Harry gains a few unconventional titles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gift by Mercaba reviews
After slaying angelic beings, Shinji receives a gift from the demonic realm for services rendered and it changes more than just a few peoples lives
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 242,598 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Crying Wolf by Drauchenfyre reviews
During Harry Potter's second year, Severus Snape hears some unwelcome truths from a fellow Professor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2011 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 4,790 - Follows: 1,736 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
To Fly Straight and True by DreadCraft reviews
For gman391's Kitsune Archer Challenge. Iruka dies on graduation day, profoundly impacting Naruto. Journey with Naruto as he strives to make his late teacher proud. For certain, his new found drive will either land true or lead him astray.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,480 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Challenges of Remote Subbing by AuntieL reviews
Hermione learns that subbing outside of the bedroom can be very challenging. One-shot written for the 2011 LiveJournal hp kinkfest. *Lots* of dirty talk, but no actual lemons. Warning: Consensual Dom/sub relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Lovehammer: The Scattering of Serenity by Charles Bhepin reviews
Simple concept: Usagi Tsukino as raised by the God-Emperor of Man. Stuff happens and things change for two universes.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010
Of Blind Dates and Candy Hearts by KenpoChick reviews
When Harry and Hermione are paired together on a blind date, Harry attempts to show Hermione the wonders of Hogsmeade on Valentine's Day, with an unexpected surprise. Fluff. AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Iron Knowledge by Baronvonblack reviews
Sirius pulls a favour and gets Tony Stark to look after Harry over the summer, where he finds what could be the power the dark lord knows not as in a freak accident Tony's knowledge was copied to Harry's brain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,411 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
Flavor of Life by DigiFruit reviews
Hikari receives a box of Valentine's chocolates but doesn't know who it's from. So in the one month between Valentine's and White Day, Hikari struggles to realize and capture her love
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Shinji I., Hikari H. - Complete
Confessions of a Wayward Son by Tyrant of the East reviews
For ten thousand years, Chaos warbands have plagued the Imperium. Bringing woe and despair to the innocent, the Chaos Space Marines are the vilest foes known in the history of man. Yet not all warbands are the same in this...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010
The God of Death by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 273,118 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The death of Harry Potter by monbade reviews
Takes place after Sirius dies. Harry receives no help for his depression and he retaliates in nasty letter to the wizard world. With depression and suicide spiraling out of control, Harry sends letters off to his supposed friends. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete