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Joined 09-01-01, id: 105532
Author has written 42 stories for Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, Parodies and Spoofs, Roman Dirge, Willard, Marx Brothers, X-overs, Sailor Moon, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Terminator.
*Formerly known as CryingChild*

THE LONG AWAITED MOMENT HAS COME! Web of Lies Issue #1 has come out! Read it here: http://weboflies.5u.com/

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Reprogramming reviews
How do you turn a villain into a hero? Patience. Lots of patience.
Terminator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004
Quackers reviews
The examination continues, and a cure for hypochondriasis is found.
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 3/27/2003
Surprise Guest reviews
Will and Lori are guests on a talk show, but they might not like what's backstage... (Three guesses who it is, and the first two don't count)
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2004
When Fangirls Attack! reviews
And it ends.::: Get a bunch of IZ fans in the same place, add someone utterly IZ-less, throw in a week-long convention of doom, and what have you got? MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,312 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 1/8/2002
Evil is Funny reviews
A three-part series, combining classic horror movies and music of varying quality.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003
Patchwork Psyche reviews
A gaggle of bizarre monsters and madmen holed up in a house in the middle of nowhere. Insanity ensues.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/28/2003
Scream, Help! reviews
A cute little vignette: Chase, catch, and then the punchline. Hopefully it'll make you giggle.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2003
The Parody: The Senshi Loose Their Minds reviews
Ami's screaming nonsense, Rini's fighting imaginary monsters, and Michuru looks like Richard Nixon! See what happens when CryingChild takes on Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003
Invader Zim's Guide to the Galaxy reviews
...Done... When Earth is destroyed by the Vogons, Zim, Dib, Gaz, and GIR join up with Invader Skooge to get a new one!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 3/15/2002
Tempest Time Bomb reviews
:::It's FINISHED! Look inside for sequel information!::: A policeman, two more bodies, and some late night conversations. (Crosses over: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac/Willard/Carrie/Donnie Darko/Psycho/Dracula/Intensity)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003
First Blood reviews
[Old. Moved from Misc. Movies] A scene that never happened. A little pointless maybe, but enjoyable.
Willard - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2003
Ztarlight's Super Explody Birthday of Death! reviews
Happy Birthday, Ztarlight!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2002 - Published: 10/24/2002
Tonight, Every Night reviews
A discrepancy in Johnny's behavior makes him question his control. As he struggles against an unknown enemy, he learns something terrifying about the nature of the universe.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2002
Happy Mother's Day! reviews
Yes, this was supposed to go up Sunday, but my account was locked. Try to enjoy it anyway, cute, short fluff.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2002
Ode to Monsters in my Tummy reviews
Title says it all
Roman Dirge - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/4/2002
Bunny's Odyssey reviews
The pet shop fills with terror as Lenore enters!
Roman Dirge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2002
Now and Later reviews
Fluff. Ever wonder what becomes of Jhonen and his characters in the future?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2002
Immortalized reviews
More angsty Nny/Devi songfiction, stop me before I write again! A closer look into the infamous date, set to 'Iris'
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2002
Can you say 'Satire'? reviews
There's a DIFFERNT kind of invasion on, how will the cast cope?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/31/2002
Miss Bitters Gets Sugar High! reviews
Sugar high Miss Bitters, runs through the town, smashing and trashing, and burning things down!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2002
Read This Or Little Billy Will Die reviews
A parody of those ^&*()^ing annoying e-mails
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2002
Just Tired... reviews
Angsty, kinda cute. Zim and Dib are both tired of fighting. Will an agreement be reached? Of course not! Plus a quick announcement.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2002
I Remember Larry... reviews
Nny's always been crazy... but what pushed him over the edge?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2001
It had to happen eventually reviews
Me, Ztarlight, Invader Bast, and Invader Zaifae do the SI thing. It's finished, the fic that spanned over three months is finished. Yay.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,610 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12/29/2001 - Published: 9/28/2001
The Ultimate reviews
Best friends, torn apart by their dueling obsessions, brought together by the ultimate RPG
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2001
Dib Gets Sugar High! reviews
Sequal to 'Zim Gets Sugar High'. Zim and Dib decide to have a final battle, but they're both incredibly sugar high! ^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2001
Because I Got High reviews
I've seen Zim Dib Gaz And GIR do this song, but in this one the SECONDARY IZ characters sing! Miss Bitters high... *shudders*
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2001
Nother stupid song parody reviews
To 'Everybody wanrs to rule the world' MAN I'm po'd at nick!!!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/24/2001
Kryptonite reviews
Starts out a little angsty, but ends happily. It's, I nono, maybe a year or two in the future, and Zim is a very different person.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2001
Oregon Trail reviews
THIS IS NOT MY IDEA! RizCirZamMir came up with it, I'm just copying it! Just because it's unoriginal dosen't mean it's not enjoyable:c) I actually think it turned out really funny.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2001
Zim gets sugar high! reviews
I was SUPER high on Skittles when writing this. Zim gets sugar high, bonds with GIR, meets Lenore, and scares the crap out of Dib.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2001
The Skool Song reviews
Thanks so much to everone who reveiwed Stars! You give me reason to live! Anyhoo, this is without a doubt the most Pro-Dib thing I ever wrote. It's a song parody, Zim's first day at skool, Dib's POV. To 'The Party Song' by blink 182
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/29/2001
Stars reviews
Kinda different from my usual fics... um, this is set, maybe a year in the future. Dib thinks he's won. Zim has fled to space, and is now out for revenge. But soon, revenge is the furthest thing from his mind. Puleee-zeee R&R, or I'll explode! That happen
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2001
EvilstupidrantingmadnessofDOOM! reviews
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Stupidity!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2001
That's pretty swollen... reviews
I wrote this on the weekend when I couldn't upload. You know those Swollen Eyeball people right? Well, let's see what might happen if Zim actually encountered one. Based on a fandream.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/18/2001
Josephine reviews
HEY! Note the lack of a "Humor" catagory on this! It's angsty and sappy and for Nny/Devi people! It was also written during a bad, bad cold. Just don't say I didn't warn ya!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2001
It's a Skin Condition!" a.k.a. "The Reason" reviews
I'm back, and better than... Well I'm back, that's for sure! Dis fic is largely inspired by "The kids at skool are so stupid" Enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10/7/2001
Oooh, CryingChild made another JTHM crossover! reviews
Rated for ooooone widdle swear. Heeeeey, wait a minute! This ficcy has no Zim in it! No Zim I tells ya! MADNESS! This is a Dib meets Devi fic, and it's kinda short. Enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2001
Zimdream reviews
Okay, I wasn't gonna post this, but then I read another ficcy based on a dream, and I HAD to! So don't expect it to be great literature or anything, but don't blame me, blame my subconcious! Which.... is me, I guess.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9/23/2001
This Earth is Mine reviews
Zim takes on Halloween. The title has nada to do with the story, I just couldn't think of a title so I stole one from a movie. Conclusion up!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2001 - Published: 9/15/2001
Half a day of madness reviews
Twelve hours in the life of our beloved Nny
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2001
Look! It's another JTHM crossover! Fun! reviews
Rated for language. Short thing, Zim sees Nny, and freaks out quite cutely. Enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2001