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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kingdom Hearts, Vampire Kisses, and Homestuck.

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When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Be A Good Girl, Kanaya by The Indecent Nerd reviews
Kanaya comes back from a 'Straight Camp' and claims to be cured. Rose Lalonde thinks this is utter bullshit.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,311 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Rose L., Kanaya M.
Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,484 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 2/11/2005
Mingle the Classes by Jagger3 reviews
Gamzee is the heir to the Makara Family, one of the highest families on the social social hierarchy scale. His best friend and secret lover, however, is right at the bottom. Their class difference keeps the two of them apart and makes their relationship extremely dangerous, especially considering the consequences if they were caught. Rated M for violence, language and smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M., Equius Z., Nepeta L. - Complete
Artist's Alley by roses.red reviews
My dream is to become a true artist. The only problem is I lack one important thing: talent. When I heard about the famous artist Deidara, I decided to get his help. Unfortunately, I had no idea what I was getting in to. DeidaraxOC AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,331 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Deidara
Desideratum by Flipspring reviews
As much as we tell ourselves that we want to express our thoughts, the darkest of them still remain, at most, implicit. OC. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,512 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Ancient Egypt by BatsintheBellfry reviews
Just a creepy little 500 word oneshot, starring Gaara as a kid.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Gaara, Yashamaru - Complete
Life with the triplets by Chaos Silk reviews
From my experience with my friend’s siblings, whether younger or older, brothers or sisters, they tended to make one’s life living hell. And I was about to get three. AU, from Chibi Seph's POV
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sephiroth, Kadaj
Art meet Art by IceAndWhite reviews
AU Commoner Sakura’s whisked off to the nation’s most prodigious art school, yeah? Rich brats, huge maze-like hallways, too-expensive-to-buy-food are nothing, right? Well, nothing compared to this strange love triangle. DeiSakuSaso EDITED March 2009
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
shurikens and bullets by Akina Mameido reviews
what happens when srank criminals fall in love with asassins the first part is the prologe then our story begins plz comment and rate it would mean the world to merated T for now and M later when things heat up part 12 is up Tobi X Oc, Kisa X Oc, Ita X Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Child's Play by Yargy the Pirate Queen reviews
A Kadaj hater recieves a Kadaj action figure from her two friends. Things get crazy when they discover that the action figure is not a mere action figure. Can the girls survive what the life stream has to dish out?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,952 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006
The Academy by Art is a bang4979 reviews
I'm in no normal high school.I'm unknowingly inlisted in the Academy a ninja school placed in the heart of rural Japan.How am I now going to handle friends,love,rival students,and try not getting killed in the prosses? First year is a fight to the death!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,360 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Gang Wars by EzzNzz reviews
She's a new student at Konoha High, notorious for its gang wars. Her cousin becomes one and she isn't far behind. What happens after a bullets fired? And someone is seeking revenge......GaaraxHinata rated T for language DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,664 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Status: Unconfirmed by icecreamlova reviews
DeiYou. An hour after turned himself into a bomb, Deidara wakes up with a pounding headache as if he, well, exploded. Meanwhile, you fall out of the sky... with NO shinobi skills. Gasp! AU as of the Deidara's confirmed death. NOT an interactive story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,766 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Deidara, Kankuro
She Is He by GoodBoyTobi reviews
All of the Akatsuki members thought that Deidara was a girl. And Deidara too dumb to notice that. It's my first English Fic! One-sided ItaDei. Chapter 9 updated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,764 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
This is Not High School Musical by nashie-chan reviews
Disney has decided to go uberpromotional with their hit tween movie and their hit crossover game. With Sora, Riku, and Kairi otherwise occupied, the only ones left to cast are…the Organization? Oi vay.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,559 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Puppetress (Original Story) by pluushie reviews
I SUCK. I get my favourite shirt stuck on a needle in a cave, I get a V.I.P. seat in a huge fight, I get my butt saved by a younger girl, and an sranked missing nin wants to add me to his, 'Collection', AND I forgot to feed my cat! SasorixOC COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,749 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sasori - Complete
The Akatsuki Tales by Karakashi Iruna reviews
The Akatsuki member when their bored. Warning strong laguage used due to Hidanchan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Fairy Tale by TheWindAlchemist reviews
A royal Christmas Party, a missed childhood friend, runaway princes, tomboyish princesses, love at second sight, a prince charming... PeinKonan DeiHina HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Stranger than Fanfiction by Siren-Song-Jes reviews
They usually enjoyed reading Fanfiction, but one struck them as, well, familliar. A collection of short drabbles that are truely Stranger than Fiction. [RiSo][Soku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,504 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Sora, Riku
Akatsuki: First Crushes are Funny by Cheshire Cat Inc reviews
started out as just a short drabble about Deidara's first crush. but decided to make it a series about akatsuki's 1st crushes.XD and how they reflect on how funny they were.Anyways if you wanna read,go ahead.Reviews are nice,but i don't really mind.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Dawning of Magic by Goggleplex reviews
To protect 'The Holder of Magic' Hogwarts itself invoked a spell that calls a group as protectors. But Konoha is too big a group and a single team is too small. Which group is the perfect size? The Akatsuki actually. discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,095 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Broken Lock by Da God Cane reviews
With the encoder explosion, and Ansem's demise, a series of portals to strange new worlds are being opened. Heroes and Villains will unite.War is on the rise. FF7, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Kingdom Hearts xover. Stay strapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Match by ladyaymie reviews
Chiyo wants to find her grandson a bride, but Sasori just isn’t that interested. Yet, anyway. SasoxDei. Warning: Slightly AU, and OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Look out Konoha, here they come by WanderingFlame reviews
Three insane girls somehow get teleported to the Naruto world. What havoc shall they cause?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,896 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006
Heart Stopping by Krixten reviews
Young Akahana lead a stressfull childhood, One day freedom came to her. Eleven years later, she helps her father run a small inn. Her life was finally on a peacfull and happy track. Until one day, she finds a man collapsed on her steps. ZetsuxOC, mild OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Zetsu
Kingdom Idiots! by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,962 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
Diary of a Jenova Witness by Mandilla Rexx reviews
Kadaj's Diary of his plan to convert the entire world to Jenovaism, among other things. R&R! Flames will be used to roast food for Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Kadaj, Sephiroth
FFVII: Initiation by Mandilla Rexx reviews
This is my dramatic record of what happened the two years before FFVII: AC. NOTE: I dont usually write serious stuff. But I'm pretty damn good at it! [KadajOC] R&R please!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Kadaj, Sephiroth
Bored by slayn-angel reviews
How Sasuke REALLY killed Deidara..[Akatsuki crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Ask the akatsuki by Dr.merrytime reviews
SPOILERS!spoiler alert people. do not read if you don't want spoilers i warned you also i think it's pretty funny
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Read The Fine Print, Yeah by Alory Shannon reviews
Deidara learns that you shouldn't sign a contract before reading all the fine print. Apparently no one ever taught him to look underneath the underneath. Slightly AU due to chps 359 & 360.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Tobi Might Tattle by abaikgirl reviews
Just a quick drabble I did based on a scene from Disney's 'Robin Hood'. Cartoon version of course Akatsuki kids! please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U.
The Love Letter by Wits and the Ditz reviews
Lee writes a love letter for Sakura , but somehow it gets to Tenten. Then all HELL breaks loose w misunderstandings, confusion, confrontations, and of course drama. Various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,717 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
The Light Reborn by The Maiden of Light reviews
My sequal to A Light within the Darkness Rose's lovely daughter, Sylvia, meets someone from her mother's past. Now she gets pulled into what happened 17 years ago and uncovers the true darkness that dwells in the night.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,001 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Squee
Kingdom Hearts: One More Vacation by Sulhadahne reviews
Sequel to KH: Axelerate! Leon has declared the last break before the Org and RGRC go after the Door to Light. Trouble's brewing.. someone is out for the Org XIII.. and Vexen's MARRIED! But who is the stranger that keeps appearing? Could she be...? COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 145,591 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sora, Vexen, Zexion, Roxas - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Larxene's Marvelous Plan by justplainrii reviews
Unsatisfied with her lowly positition amongst the Nobodies, Larxene takes advantage of her feminine wiles and conducts a plan to undermine Organization XIII through the careful act of seduction. When she succeeds, what will come of it? Crack, LarxOrgy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Larxene
The Depths of the Mind by Spirit of the Pen reviews
[Kadaj centric, slight hints of CloudxKadaj] Even alone in your thoughts, there's no escape.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Kadaj, Cloud S. - Complete
THE BEST KINGDOM HEARTS 2 FIC EVER by Laziness Incarnate reviews
King Mickey has some issues with how the game ended. Very mild spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Konoha High by justplainrii reviews
AU : Naruto is a recent transfer to Konoha High School, and he absolutely hates it. However, when he meets such people as Sasuke, a whiny emo, to Haku, a surprising foreign exchange student, will his mind be changed? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,729 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
Kingdom Hearts and the Chocolate Factory by Demyx Rules reviews
Sora and his twin, Roxas, are the Bucket twins. They recover a golden ticket, but who will go? Axel is Willy Wonka, Riku is an Oompa Loompa, Kairi and Namine are rich twins and the love interest of the Bucket twins. This is fun to write!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sora, Roxas
What to buy? by loly101 reviews
naruto doesnt know what to buy sakura....and wants it to be perfect...not wanting to hurt her feelings but ends up hurting somone else. somone close. going to continue soon. was on hold.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
13 Days of Christmas by SilverIceWolf reviews
Because 12 just isn't inclusive enough! Find out what happens in the thirteen days leading up to Christmas when Xemnas finally agrees to let Organization XIII have a Christmas of their own! Everyone helps out, and madness ensues! Rated for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Zexion, Axel
Like You Did Mine by sneakerluvvin reviews
Ino grinned and said. “Don’t break her heart okay?” She finally shut the door on her way out. Her back pressed on the door as she stared into the brightest night. Then she whispered softly “Like you did mine”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,478 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Milk on a Deserted Island by ShadowBloodRunner reviews
Reno and Kadaj are stranded on a deserted island, and they've just about had it with each other. Will they be able to live longer with a newly discovered carton of milk?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Kadaj, Reno
Konoha Middle School by Hikari Midori-chan reviews
Ch. 15 Up! As the screen started playing the performance, Nori glanced about the room, looking for a certain someone. She felt a tap on her shoulder and turned around to see…“Hello,” Gaara whispered, sitting down next to her. Nori smiled. “Hello.” COMPLET
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,836 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Sins And virtues by Akki The Angel Of Death reviews
Haku is not dead,he couldn't save Zabuza,so he goes with Naruto and his team to Konoha.There he meets Gaara,and the two start to have a close relationship.but then in a mission,they meet seven ninjas,demons,the seven deadly sins.HakuXGaara,SasuXNaru,OCXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Haku, Gaara
Lovebug by Hikari Midori-chan reviews
Shino, Naruto, and Sakura are sent on a mission to retrieve bugs that make people fall in love with each other. There's only one problem: the bugs are running loose within the village! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
A Strange Turn of Events by Ru Shin reviews
When Nny brings home two oddly familiar boys a strang turns of events occurs that leaves Johnny C. horrified....Short and crack filled.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Johnny C. - Complete
School Guidance by Charlie Yubari reviews
Follows from Childlike Innocence. Nny and Teatime are called into the Guidance Councellor's office because of some, ah, 'antisocial' behaviour.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Johnny C. - Complete
To protect by Xenaka reviews
Sasuke is a high classed elf. when he turned eight it was his duty to find a worthy human to become his slave and faithful ninja. however in a strange yet obvious twist of fate, naruto becomes his ninja. but will he become more? or will it only be profess
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style! by KarmaDreamz reviews
Konoha gets cars and are teaching the Genins to drive! Get ready for car crashing, cliff jumping, and granny hit’n’runs GALORE! Naruto style! Gai's plan to get driving back revealed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,258 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005
The Magic TV Set by The Maiden of Light reviews
Naruto buys a new Surround Experience TV and it brings on a bit more of an adventure than the nine rookies, the Gai team, and the Sand Siblings like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006
Answering Machines! by 13thShadowKnight reviews
This is what happens when the naruto characters get phones! And me and other people leave messages on them! YAY! r&r. rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005
Where is my puppet? by Winged Shinobi reviews
A poem dictated by Sephiroth. He is searching for his puppet, and runs into...er...people during his search. Based of the poem in Terry Pratchet's novel, THUD! AC Version is up. May contain spoilers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Lifestream Crossover by happiness theory reviews
Ed and Al (and soon Mustang and Hawkeye) accidently crossover into the world of Final Fantasy VII where it flourishes with fiends, monsters, and really weird contraptions. Can they adapt to this world and will they go back to their original time?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
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Something Terrible Happened
There were several things that made him want to do nothing but sleep the game away, this was one of the bigger reasons. Based off feralfoxwolf's comic on tumblr. Not super PBJ but it's there if you squint.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Group House reviews
Group homes are for crazy kids, emotional problems, addicts, I fall into the last category and like most druggies I was sent here against my will, I had to spend a week of rehabilitation with the craziest group of kids I'd ever met. Here's what went down
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Akatsuki
Other Side of Extraordinary reviews
Three girls attmept to summon the akatsuki with magic. They didn't think it would work, magics not real. This is all just pretend, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Akatsuki
New job is what now? reviews
Fresh outta college with only a degree and odd manila envelope with the info of her new job doesn’t seem like a lucky draw to Alexis, she finds out how right she is when her secret employer shows up while she’s baby sitting. "I'm supposed to do what now?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Akatsuki
Vampire Kisses: Family Fun reviews
Raven's cousin has to come stay with the Madison family. She's not goth or a prep but she's certainly not the kind of person Raven want's to be assosciated with. It's not always easy to get along with your family
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009
Happiness is Just Around the Corner
What I thought would be a release brought me to a place with even more pain then I had where I was, the only problem is I remember dying." when a failed suicide attempt gets a ninteen year old American teen to the Naruto world, what can't happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Deidara
Itachi's letter reviews
Why Itachi did it, from his perspective. In leter form and written for you. So imagine you really did get this letter from Itachi, it'll make you feel special. One shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Devil's Trade reviews
Deidara is forced to buy a strange cross from an equally strange girl. What he doesn’t know is the story the cross carries, or the curse. Based on J.R. Young’s Devil’s Trade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Girl's Not Gray reviews
A Little weird thing by me, Nyxie nii chan! mhm you'll have to read it, but rated t cuz it just is, and if you can handle the hyperness, then you can read this!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Axel
Fun poems reviews
Yes fun poems that are really not happy. You tell me the end...by Key
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Meeting Captin Jack reviews
When a young Serika is saved by the Captin jack...what will happen? by nyx
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007
Worthless & in Pain reviews
Well it's apome written by a friend & when I read it I though of a lot of the girls in Kohna i.e.Sakura, Hinata exc. So yeah hope u enjoy it
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
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