El Capitan K-rage
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Joined 05-28-06, id: 1055453, Profile Updated: 01-22-16
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Alright, I have to admit that I have absolutely no idea what to say about my self. I have no interest in writing my entire life's story, and don't flatter myself that any one else out there would have any interest in reading it. So in the sake of simplicity, I have outlined a few of my interests.

Name: El Capitan K-rage

Age: But a number

Music: Everything. I am not kidding, I like all genres. This does not hold true for every band (cough Nickelback cough), but I am very eclectic and I will listen to just about anything.

Books: I lean toward Sci-fi and fantasy. Although like music, I will give just about anything a try. Some favorites are: The Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R Tolkien, The Earthsea Trilogy by Ursula K. Leguin, The Dragonriders of Pern Series by Anne McCaffery, Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair by Pablo Neruda, anything by Isaac Asimov, and so many more.

Movies: I like Action/Adventure movies. Sometimes a little romance. Definitely some Sci-fi. (But usually because they are so bad it's hilarious). Love me some comedy as well.

I will close with some of my favorite quotes, because I think that will tell you more about me than anything else:

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen

My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman (circa 1962)

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.

--Robert Frost

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. -- Isaac Asimov

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
--Jerry Seinfield

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...’

--Isaac Asimov

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

--Albert Einstein

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.

--Robert Frost

At this moment I am in the process of writing a story (technically two, but we won't go there). Unfortunately, the drudgery of everyday life and the responsibilities therein have kept me from writing more often than not. But I have not given up on these stories, I promise!

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Ancient Languages by Imlosiel reviews
A woman trapped in an unfamiliar land struggles to find her way home. But where is home? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,309 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Glorfindel, OC - Complete
Eternal by trekqueen reviews
First story in the Laurëlumenyárë Tales. The chronicle of a growing romance for Glorfindel during the epochs of the Eldar in the First Age. 2006 MEFA and MPA winner
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 165,713 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Glorfindel, Idril C., Ecthelion, Turgon
Music is the Inspiration by doctorrosetyler reviews
A new series of one-shots inspired by random songs. Each chapter is an individual story, named by the song that inspired it. 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,014 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Reason in Madness by Nienna Nir reviews
Sequel to ATW - Haldir struggles to heal Arwen's breaking heart by helping Aragorn romance her in true elvish fashion. Things would be going so well if only Haldir's brothers weren't secretly trying to make Arwen fall in love with him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,340 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Haldir
Proof by Olfactory-Ventriloquism reviews
For Jessa L'Rynn's b-day. Post Idiot's Lantern. The Doctor's fear for Rose's safety has become debilitating, and he won't look at her for fear that he never saved her from the Wire, that her return to him was a dream. Rose decides to prove she's herself.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The House of the Golden Flower by vericus reviews
Those of the House were always noble. But Gondolin, and those who held loyal to it, were doomed first by Morgoth, and then the sons of Fëanor... Longer summary inside, costars Thranduil
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,047 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
Greenleaf and Imladris by Tales by Eresse reviews
A multistory series chronicling the millennia-spanning relationship of Legolas and Elrohir from the moment they meet beneath the eaves of Greenwood the Great to the years of the War of the Ring and beyond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 154 - Words: 459,124 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - [Legolas, Elrohir] [OC, Elladan] - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book Two: Playing the Game by vericus reviews
Kari has been taken by the FBI, and Elrohir's dragged Glorfindel, Rachel, and friends back from Valinor to help him find her. Area 51 isn't going to know what hit it. THIS STORY IS ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Crossroads of Time by Ellfine reviews
A pupil of Elrond's from another world and time is faced with the opportunity and plenty of incentive to change Arda's past, but finds herself becoming a part of it instead. Glorfindel figures prominently in this. 2006 MPA Nominee.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,337 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Glorfindel, Idril C. - Complete
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Hyellnasse: The Glass Thorn by Iluvien reviews
Kallindo's plans for building a peaceful, comfortable life for himself in Valinor are distrupted by a young, naive, and audacious elf maiden who is determined to help him do more than just survive eternity. Ch23: The Turning Point of Joy REVISED... NoSlas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,497 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
A Fire Long Kindled by Nilmandra reviews
He loved her from their first meeting in Imladris in the mid part of the Second Age, yet 1500 years would pass before they were wed. What prompted Elrond and Celebrian to finally marry? Did they always wish for children? A love story
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Elrond, Celebrian - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Cross Wife off the List by Lady Bluejay reviews
Eomer and Lothiriel? Al right so maybe it was arranged. But just how do you think he would treat her on their wedding night? Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Trial by Fire by Nea's world reviews
The requested story about Glorfindel & Carathwan: What can a tired old warrier and a naive young elf possibly have in common?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,386 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Glorfindel, Legolas - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
A Tangled Web by Nienna Nir reviews
The twins catch their sister flirting with Estel in the garden and decide to break them up for their own good before Elrond finds out. Of course, things don't go as planned... COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 116,884 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3161 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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His Reluctant Highness reviews
Admittedly I did want a break from my hectic life. But I wasn't planning on this. Now I was trapped in Middle Earth...with a MarySue. And let me tell you, I wasn't happy about it. Could it get any worse? Unfortunately, the answer always seems to be yes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,490 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/1/2006
A Stitch in Time reviews
The love story of a seamstress and warrior. Since matters of the heart never go seamlessly will they manage to overcome the obstacles thrown at them? Based off characters Maerwen and Bellon and settings from my other story, His Reluctant Highness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2008