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Author has written 2 stories for Kate Constable, and Artemis Fowl.

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Observations by jAnon reviews
First Officer Spock comments on life aboard the Enterprise and his service under Captain James T. Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 263 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 3,859 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Stuck on an Island by anotherblastedromantic reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow finds himself stuck on an island again... but this time he is trapped with a few other characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Violet Baudelaire, Artemis Fowl, and even Van Helsing. Madness ensues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Rodney M.
What now? by Calico Star reviews
Cuddy has a secret, Wilson discovered it. House knows they are keeping a secret, can he find out what it is? Sequel to Alway have, always will
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House
The Eidetic Factor by Channel D reviews
Tim may have a better memory than he thought possible. So why is everyone out to eliminate him? Some talents may be best kept to one's self. McAbby, more than I expected.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,115 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
How House Met Wilson by happychica reviews
See title.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
AZ Directory of Spells by iim asia reviews
It took forever to get all of these together so I hope you guys appreciate it. It's a complete AZ directory of any spells ever used in Harry Potter. Some things might be wrong or missing but I have most of them. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Things To Do Before You Die by thedeadparrot reviews
In which Wilson turns thirtyeight and a half, thinks about kittens, and doesn't have a midlife crisis. But not necessarily in that order. Slash
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
No Control by Lhmac reviews
No one has any control over their own destiny, but since when has The Doctor accepted his own insignificance. He'll either get her back or give up completely...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,209 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Red Dragon by the-writer1988 reviews
The Time Vortex did more to Rose than the Doctor suspected: it gave her power. When a new companion and the Doctor's kidnap make Rose lose control, she finds herself risking life and soul to save the man she loves. Can she remain Rose Tyler and succeed?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,195 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Professional Relationship by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Artemis and Holly have maintained a professional relationship for the majority of the series. Now, at the conclusion of Opal Deception, all that is about to change.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Tracking Torchwood by LarielRomeniel reviews
PostDoomsday, postMartha AU. TenRose, JackOC. An adventure in four parts, fixing Doomsday. Summary update 122408
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,960 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
Why Galbatorix is Lame by alsdssg reviews
Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
When Plot Bunnies Attack by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,338 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Greatest Gift by DeamonFruba reviews
I want to be the Mulder to your Scully... Booth asks Brennan on a date. Is it possible for the two of them to be able to hold a real relationship? And is just a simple relation enough for them or will they need more? Semperance with a backstory of Hodgela
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,639 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
And They Lived by Phoebonica reviews
Happily ever after wouldn't last very long... The Baudelaires tell bedtime stories. Has spoilers for The End.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
I Dreamed A Dream by Hubert24601 reviews
Post Doomsday, a dream I had the other night. All about Doctor and Rose finding away back to each other. random, funny, and a slight bit of fluff at the end. 10Rose oneshot COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Never Say Never Ever by forestwife reviews
AU. A PostDoomsday reunion. It’s impossible to travel between dimensions. The walls between realities have been sealed. But since when has ‘impossible’ ever stopped the Doctor? Especially when regarding his Rose… COMPLETE. AND THE SEQUEL IS HERE!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Without You by my Side by Lhmac reviews
Rose has been stranded in an alternate universe and it is impossible to get back to her Doctor. So if her mind has accepted it, then why won't her heart?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
The End by Lils Evans reviews
How it all ends. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Take Some Getting Used To by the kid from colorado reviews
Oneshot. After three years, Artemis has finally returned, as told by Butler. If you haven't read The Lost Colony, don't read this. Spoilers!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
The Spark by phantomdreamer reviews
Problems have been occuring and it's up to the gang to save the day...as usual...Set after TLC and Holly and Artemis finally get to hang out. this is AH although i might start with some ArtemisMinerva to stick with the traitorous Eoin Colfer
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Artemis F.
You're Not Mines To Keep by AJeff reviews
Will Temperance's love for Booth's little boy bring the two of them together. AUTHOR'S NOTE: Original Chapter 13 deleted. Replaced with new version.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,804 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Mirage by Leni reviews
Sometimes what you see is not what you get. BB with some AH in it.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Fartemit Owl by Doctor Kaminari reviews
This is possibly the most random parody you will ever read. In this story you will find: perverted child genii, fat Scottish informants, a conference room the length of a football pitch, and a butler named Buttleg. Well, what are you waiting for?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 10/9/2004
8 Simple Rules for Dating Dr Temperance Brennan by Krys33 reviews
The title says it all. Eight rules, two friends, one evening. [BB, one shot]
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Mary Sue of the Caribbean by Lady LolaBert reviews
FINISHED! Formerly posted as 'If Mary Sue had a Pet Monkey.' Want to see Jack falling wildly and uncharacteristically in love with an OC? Look no further as you join young, nubile Ethel Moonshine, a beautiful, mysterious adventurer with shiny hair who w
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl Meets Fan Fiction by Storyreader14 reviews
What happens when Foaly discovers fanfiction. net. Will crazy havoc insue or will they take it lightly? Yeah, right. I HAVE PERMESSION FROM AMY SHADOWS TO REPRINT THIS STORY! On Hiatus until my beta gets back to me
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2006
Artemis Fowl: The Contact Between by Aqua Alta reviews
Twenty one year old Artemis Fowl had a perfect life. Everything ran smoothly until his past barged into his life once again. Artemis x Holly. Set eight years after the Arctic Incident.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Teen Titans in Political Movie Parodies from Hell! by General Rage reviews
The Titans parody recent and old political films. With Topics ranging from Communist Paranoia to Anarchist terrorists! Rated T for several mature and possibly controversial themes. THE OSCAR FINALE! Slight BBRAE fluff strewn throughout. INSANITY!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,728 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
The perfect Easter egg by Cariad reviews
Four chapters. Booth goes egg shopping. Tempe gets a gift in the lab. Ange interogates over lunch. Bones and Booth go out for dinner.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Black is the Sun by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
Three years after the ending of Opal Deception, Holly and Artemis are hardly the same crime crushing duo they used to be. When trouble strikes in the heart of Haven City again, the two must put aside a painful past arguement and work together.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Passing through Insane Lane by humhallelujah reviews
Angeline Fowl is insane. See the world through her eyes as she goes through life crazy. What was the true story behind the beings that haunted her at night?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,775 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Angeline F., Artemis F. Senior
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
The Parody Within by MendaciousMinx reviews
Over the centuries, artists have written dramas, tragedies, epic romances, and sagas which will go down in history as the most moving things ever read. This fic is to these stories what a fuzzy purple golfball is to the pyramids. Logic is an option.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Hope Dies Last by AgiVega reviews
Spoilers from The Opal Deception. Holly reflects on certain tragic events. Some Artemis-Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Latin For Parody by jade reviews
One-shot. Hogwarts is so much more interesting when everyone's in love with Hermione, original characters appear out of nowhere, over used plot lines run amok, and out of character is the motto, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Hermione G. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Diamond by FinalFantasyChick190 reviews
I fell in love with a book called Green Angel,writen by Alice Hoffman.I wasn't so pleased with the ending,so here is Green and Diamond's reunite scene. Thanks a ton to everyone who reviewed,I really didn't expect any reviews,let alone such wonderful ones.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
ATLANTEAN HEARTS by D. J. Vlach reviews
The story of Milo's and Kida's relationship, which was only a minor subplot in the movie. This story takes place towards the end of the movie, with new characters, new challenges and of course it's own storyline. Liked Atlantis? You should like this story
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,439 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003
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From Russia With Love reviews
Artemis Fowl the First wakes up in a strange place. Set during his kidnapping. May continue if I get positive reviews hinthint. R&R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Artemis F. Senior
The Lost Priestess reviews
My first fic. During one winter, Marna journeys to the Wall. What she finds is completely unexpected. Set before Singer of All Songs. Oneshot NOTE: My pen name has been changed!
Kate Constable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
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