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Joined 05-28-06, id: 1055562, Profile Updated: 01-28-16
Author has written 8 stories for Teen Titans, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy VIII, Legend of Zelda, and Dark Souls.

Author spends most of his time playing Tabletop pen and paper role playing games, and that eats most of their desire to write. College student, soon to graduate.

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Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 5,827 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/7/2013
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14438 - Favs: 18,950 - Follows: 16,528 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Jinxed For Life by mistressmarionette reviews
Jinx thought the HIVE Five were officially out of her life. Boy, was she wrong. Chapter 46: It Is An Epilogue
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,195 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by dave-d reviews
Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,445 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
The Orange and Black Mask by angelgurl079 reviews
Sequel to Pretty Flower Please read that first, it is amazing SakuraxTobi. She loves him, He loves her. He messed with her memories, She wants to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,996 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2371 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
If Only by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Clan Eyes by Rei Ronin reviews
Three years after the Yondaime's death, the Hyuuga elders found a way of killing Naruto legally. Hiashi, trying to prevent his clan's political suicide, put in motion the wheels of a plan that will rock Konoha's future. The legend starts here. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,792 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Just Like the Movies by Wutruffbeest reviews
A story largely from Zoey's perspective as she experiences the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,307 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Zoey - Complete
Haunted Twilight by TwilightxRose reviews
Burdened with distraught for his love, the Hero of Hyrule and Twilight becomes restless as haunting visions consume his thoughts. However, it is not just him that these dreams affect. Will Link ever find a way back to the one he loves? Ch 8 is up!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,187 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Link, Midna
Me and You and the Devil Make Two by RabulaTasa reviews
AU She's an oddly colored telekinetic runaway with an oddly colored shapeshifting stray. When Robin announces the creation of the first officially sanctioned metahuman law enforcement team, there's no way Rachel can let this opportunity slip by. BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Morbid Curiosity by Maahiyum reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Five Years Later by Demigod reviews
It's a dark night, as snow falls across Jump City. Changeling watches the darkened city pass by, on patrol with Cyborg. He doesn't yet know what discovery that tonight will lead him to, and the changes it will bring. Mild RavenBB. Dark future. COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,503 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 4,335 - Follows: 772 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seven Years' Bad Luck in One Day by Demigod reviews
COMPLETE Raven's life has been calm and peaceful recently, until a fateful battle causes her magical mirror to break. How will Raven deal with the problems of a splintered mind, and rogue emotions running all over? BBxRae COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,291 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Tamed by Wind Lane reviews
Raven and Beast Boy have been sent into special training to try and master the full scope of their powers. Both fight against the fear of their darkness within. They will struggle through this together, what will the results be? BBxRae. Completed.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,403 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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Dark Souls: Chosen Undead reviews
A novelization of Dark Souls. Chosen Undead, maketh Pilgrimage to the land of ancient lords... A story that follows Marcus, Knight of Astora on his journey through Lordran. The road is long and winding, filled with danger, despair, and the burning fires of Hope. Rated for Violence.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28
Promises are all I have reviews
after Pandora, after everything. she was left with a promise and a burden. one she will never relinquish unless she can set things right. SqFu in the future! Rated for Language and adult themes
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,919 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Fujin, Squall L.
There are no Heroes reviews
After defeating Gannon, and being sent back to his own time, Alittle prevention stops Gannon's Hyrule from coming to pass, but it also brings about unforseen consequences for the one who would be Hero. Post OoT, AU ignoreing Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Link
In Need Of Change reviews
A Few years down the Line, and many months of Restlessness lead a certain green titan to realise his life is sorely in need of something, so he sets off to find it, without anything to hold him back. BB/J now updated!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Beast Boy, Jinx
Deus in Machina reviews
Cyborg, Half Man Half Machine, Blackware, Controling software, Wetware, Controling Humanity. Interface at now. a meeting of worlds in one body. soemthing of an experiment. Rated for possible future chapters.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Cyborg
Blissful End reviews
she was abandoned by her only two friends, she's been alone so long, there is only one place left to look for them... suicide R&R
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Fujin - Complete
With this I depart reviews
Disclaimer: I do not own Resident evil! When their moans grow so loud and all other things fade..... Suicide
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
introspection reviews
one shot, something I wrote thinking about the way it must be for the little lost bird. rateing dropped
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Raven - Complete