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Joined 05-30-06, id: 1056469, Profile Updated: 05-01-15
Author has written 17 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Hellsing, Samurai Warriors, Metalocalypse, iCarly, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, and Hannibal.

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Occasionally I write things. Sometimes, those things aren't even college papers, editorials, or broad-spectrum research, which is when they end up here. Enjoy!

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Truth and Beauty by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
After years of therapy Lydia Deetz was finally made to forget her disruptive "imaginary friend" and move on with life. Now the 25-year-old nihilist dares to remember what she was told to forget. She dares to call his name. Mixture of movie & cartoon.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice
Deth, Come Near Me by Electric Muse reviews
Murderface's bass playing hasn't exactly been on par lately. Offdensen decides to call him a teacher. But does she have the strength to stay in Mordhaus while dealing with not only Murderface, but all of Dethklok? OC x Offdensen. Third Person POV. Chapter 12 up!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,467 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
Sleepwalking by murderofonerose reviews
Nathan did it knowing that if Charles told him to stop, he would. Warning: contains slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
God Loves Ugly by Lassroyale reviews
Charles has killed for them, bled for them, and died for them. And for the first time, Nathan sees what loyalty really looks like – the ugliness and the beauty. (**NOTE: Story has been UPDATED as of 3/11/13. It has been edited for flow and the expansion of some ideas here and there.**)
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
ShamanKlok by Zandoz reviews
Have no idea what the hell is up with my mind, but here it is. Dehtklok's Nathan Explosion's tribal relatives, the Yannemango tribe of the Amazon. Ofdensen's bastard offspring. Rainforest deforestation, blood, violence, sex, and more. Um. Yeah.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009
Burzum's Boy by Citizenjess reviews
Nathan has the chance encounter of a lifetime. Written for brutalbusiness' November 2009 theme month prompt.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
I Can't Wait by I Bought Earrings on Sale reviews
Magoichi stood in the burial ground for many villagers, all with one thought in his head. 'They were my responsibility.'
Samurai Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Magoichi S., Hideyoshi T. - Complete
Twas That Night B4 Christmas by Burningbridges reviews
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Superjail, not a creature was stirring, not even a possible she-male...
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Chibified! by Ookami93 reviews
Wait a second......is that a mini Sasuke! and..... a mini Itachi! WTH? Hinata and Kakashi are stuck, they have to look after them.... Main Pairing KakaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Batman and the Joker: in the big brother house! by itsjustmel reviews
Parody of sorts. What if Batman and the Joker were placed in the Big Brother house? Mainly humourous, I guess. Will later feature a few DW/TW characters. Enjoy, and please R&R.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,261 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Unexpected Prize by Jedipati reviews
Barbossa and his crew are stalking Medallions, when Barbossa gains a greater prize.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hector B. - Complete
Agent of Chaos by The Clown Queen of Spades reviews
The Joker reflects on chaos, life, and The Batman. Not one of my best fics ever, but I put it up for kicks anyways. One-shot. Reviews make me tap dance. Rated T just to be uber-safe.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Socks by The Clown Queen of Spades reviews
The Joker changes his story. Again. Except this time, it's a little more human. And fuzzy. This time, he wants to talk about his socks. One-shot. My first fic, so be nice. No flames, please. Reviews are much appreciated.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
No Rest For The Wicked by Bedlams Bard reviews
The night following the end of DMC holds little rest for Barbossa.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Hector B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Itachi Must Die! by Ouha-chan reviews
SasuSaku. A series of short stories involving swift, nonsensical demises for Uchiha Itachi under completely ridiculous and even retarded circumstances. The Holiday Specials conclude! Omake 24 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,882 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cuddy's Little Dilemma by starshwer reviews
Cuddy gets herself into a bit of a pickle and has to rely on House to help her out. Huddy. Sorry, I suck at reviews.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,176 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Tantalus by Masako Moonshade reviews
Sometimes it's painful. Captain Barbossa is left to deal with his curse.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Hector B. - Complete
Oneshot Haven by Darkened Memories reviews
Home and haven of my oneshots, 2part stories, and drabbles. Chapter 6 'So Hard to Let Go.' Currently featuring KenshinxKaoru, TomoexAkira.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,949 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Remember by Red River reviews
I remember. Not much, really. It's been a long twenty years. Magoichi introspective, first person oneshot. Magoichi and Hideyoshi friendship fic.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Magoichi S., Hideyoshi T. - Complete
Mostly Harmless by Heather Logan reviews
Kenshin before Kaoru. Angstpoem.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kenshin - Complete
Disneyland by Bastila reviews
Hellsing goes on a jaunt to the Happiest Place on Earth. Why? We don't know. We don't care. Snappy, unrelated scenes for you to partake of.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
ITACHI'S GREATEST ADVENTURES! by Renegade Of Illumination reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi, most feared S ranked missing nin in Konoha, was turned into a small, cute, miniature four year old? And he's being cared for by the infamous Team 7? Only one thing can ensue, CHAOS! Character bashing warned... ESPECIALLY SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Itachi U.
Gateway to Hell by blackSMILES reviews
She just wanted revenge for her loved ones. That would not be too hard to achieve, right? That is if she knew how to grasp Uchiha Itachi's weakness in his pursuit of learning to love and handle the Akatsuki with perfectly disguised hypocrisy. If not...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Inferior of an Inferior by EmptyCocaColaCan reviews
Orochimaru notices how overworked Kabuto is one night and decides to let Kabuto have his own assistant. How will our favorite medic nin react to this proposition?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru
Headache by grilledjellyfish reviews
Waking up after a long party, Sakura gets to see more of Kakashi than she had ever hoped for. Am not talking about his face... KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
How we are Different by shadowblade-tara reviews
Sesshoumaru's contemplations after the battle with the War Gods. Little drabble.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Complications by Sabbie reviews
What does Lu Ten think of Zuko's love life. Zutara, slight series spoiler
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Necromancer by Novelist Pup reviews
Insanity is as dangerous as it is addicitive. [yaoi, SasuNaru?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Escape: formerly 'The Worst Kind Of Death' by Project 0506 reviews
Kabuto is facinated with his new pinkhaired toy. He wants to see how long he can play with it before it breaks. Note: happy ending gone byebye!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
It was dirty by Project 0506 reviews
Sakura finds out a little secret Naruto and Sasuke have been keeping, and now she finally understands them. nonslash! Reviews Welcomed!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
To Torment a Genma by Lotus Aia reviews
Someone finds the best way to torture Genma, and torture it is. His senbon are missing! An elaborate plot against the once light hearted Genma sends him reeling in what appears to be a conspiracy. Set in the Naruto world wherein there is [Genrai][Kakairu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
Uchiha Itachi by Lenore 2410 reviews
What happened to Itachi?, Why did he kill his clan?, Did he ever loved someone?... A story of the life of Uchiha Itachi since his birth until today. Rated T for language in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Itachi U.
To Hate a Life by Lotus Aia reviews
KabutoSakura fluff! The night after prelims, Kabuto visits the park for a bit of thought. Sakura finds him alone, and for a while she ignores her Sasuke obsession for someone new. Short KabuSaku!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Drizzle by Marin M reviews
Kisame x Sakura. Because you'll need something other than Sasu x Saku to read, eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Wedding Blues by odmonkey reviews
In the middle of his wedding, Sasuke wonders why Sakura doesn't seem to care. [Onesided SasuSaku] [Saku?]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood and Steel by The Blue Zoo reviews
What happens after the defeat of the Last Battalion, when Integra is pressured into marriage by the Queen and parliament? IxA
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,048 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics by Jewel Green reviews
Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,986 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Laid to Rest by sharingank reviews
There comes a point in everyone's life when ghosts must be laid to rest...KakaAnko oneshot. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Anko M., Kakashi H.
Waiting for You by Humbae reviews
Kaoru's thoughts on Kenshin. Oneshot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Shopping Addiction by Claude le Viste reviews
Sakura has a serious shopping addiction! Sasuke and Naruto takes her to a Talkshow and things get a bit crazy! Wait, why's KABUTO here?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Guilt by DragonOfHeaven14 reviews
He was guilty and confused of many things, and then he finally understood. kakasaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
My Fair Lady by The Blue Zoo reviews
One Shot. Alucard muses over his Master. Onesided AxI
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Still Here by storm-of-insanity reviews
After three weeks of floating in the middle of nowhere Zuko and Iroh finally arrive on land but are attacked. Zuko is forced to open his eyes and see how important his uncle is to him and that the world is not a friendly place to fire benders.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Haunted Waters by Elycat reviews
Only a few weeks after the Third Key was relinquished to Arthur, a series of increasingly eerie rumors begin to spread through the Border Sea... and back in the Far Reaches, Grim Tuesday is reminded of someone he once loved, before his curse.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
How Ducks Once Changed the Universe by Elycat reviews
Oneshot. It just goes to show how one simple breach of the Original Law can lead to mass chaos, utter confusion, and complete insanity...
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Ash by MzMoon reviews
“Dance with me,” he whispered, over the howling of the wind and the roaring of the inferno. AU, AxI
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
The Eyes of Uchiha Itachi by Walker Matrix reviews
Oneshot. Unknown POV. The eyes of Uchiha Itachi are truly frightening. But it's not because of the Sharingan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Thorn Within by BurningKarma reviews
Stacy Velvet needs a break. her best friend just died and after he's been burried she decides to meet up with her friend Chad Kroeger. On the plane however she meets James Hetfield of Metallica. A recipe for excitement in her pocket she starts a new chapt
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2005
Courage Needs You by Eris' Puppet reviews
She was sixteen – he was almost thirty. It was as wrong as it was right. It was scary, it was exciting, it was everything she never knew she wanted. There was so much passion, so much pain, so much realization that love was never an easy thing.KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,807 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Thunderstorm by Alucard's Bane reviews
Little Integral wakes up in a thunderstorm. AxI..fluff.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Summer Nights by Ayumi Ikari reviews
Hiko and Kenshin during training
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Hiko, Kenji
In The Moment by yume-chan29 reviews
[Sasu x Saku oneshot] 'And our female lead, Juliet, will be played by...Haruno Sakura' ::cat calls:: ::wolf whistles:: 'Oi, OI! Sasuke, CALM DOWN' [fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
Sarabande by carondelet reviews
[completed; AxI] He was still smiling at her, the smile that she didn't expect, didn't understand.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Uchiha Itachi by kappamaki reviews
Itachi and Kisame go through a day of grocery shopping and information gathering.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2004
All That Mattered by Shimizu Hitomi reviews
A satirical little ficlet. AoshiMisao, sort of, with Soujirou adding a bit of... spice... to the story. Slightly dark, but only if you read into it too deeply. XD
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
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Vegan- a Hannibal Drabble
Hannibal makes a discovery that lies between culinary preference and activism. Rated teen for implication.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Published: 5/1 - Hannibal L. - Complete
Asymptotic- A Sherlock Adventure reviews
The impossible has always been possible for Sherlock Holmes. But when he's given the missing pieces to a puzzle he doesn't have, will he be able to push the boundary of his deductive abilities, or will chaos consume him?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2014 - DI Lestrade, John W., J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Final Dethtination- A Horror Story from the House of Klok reviews
On a peaceful, average Sunday night, Toki and Skwisgaar watch a horror movie. That, of course, is shortly before things start to go horribly, horribly wrong... No pairings, one-shot. Happy Halloween!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
In Shifting Winds reviews
Barbossa and Jack team up once again in a riotous adventure to break the Black Pearl out of her bottle! But when a young upstart pirate challenges Barbossa's name, and a surprising woman catches his attention, Barbossa gets more than he bargains for...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Hector B., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Square Roots and Radicals reviews
A Metalocalypse PREQUEL- The year is 1987. The music is loud, the fashions louder. And for one Charles Foster Offdensen, it's still not loud enough for his liking. Follow the journey from wild rebel to refined millionaire, and see how Dethklok started!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen, Selatcia
Risk Factor: Revamped Version! reviews
Charles Ofdensen has always had everything, or so he thought. But if something insufferably good came between him and Dethklok, which would he choose?
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,519 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Singularity reviews
It has always been said that Holmes and Moriarty are very much alike. One is good, one is evil, and that is that. But there is a singular difference that sets them apart...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Moriarty - Complete
Repetition reviews
John Watson reflects on his relationship with Sherlock Holmes after a particularly jarring scientific "blunder." Slash if you squint, but it doesn't have to be. Based on the Guy Ritchie film.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Best Just let me Be
Set during the return from Davy Jones' Locker in "At World's End." Captain Barbossa tells the tale of what it's like to be dead...and then be raised again, for a purpose not of his own. One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Hector B., Tia D. - Complete
Contingency Plan reviews
Charles Ofdensen has two families: Dethklok, and his life with Zoe and Sarah. But when Rawhide resurfaces, will Charles have to sacrifice one for the other? Sequel to "Risk Factor!"
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen
iGet a Life reviews
Lewbert reminesces over what was and was is...and decides to try to change it all.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Lewbert
Off the Clock reviews
Charles Foster Ofdensen has a meeting outside Mordhaus, and Dethklok is in a partying mood... One shot.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/8/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
To Laugh Again reviews
MagoichixHideyoshi, shounen-ai. Magoichi is holed up with Hideyoshi after being removed from the battle at Honnoji, and they discover just what it is that the other sees... Takes place directly after the intro video sequence to "Battle at Yamazaki."
Samurai Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hideyoshi T., Magoichi S. - Complete
Raging Tempest reviews
Hitokiri do not go down easily, so why does one simple thing cause the Battousai so much pain? :Oneshot, KxT Kenshin x Tomoe:
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Kenshin, Tomoe - Complete
The Little Vampire that Could reviews
That dumb little crack fic we've all wanted so much but never got... AxI, very purposely OOC [Oneshot]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Amber reviews
AxI Summary: Whether she liked it or not, her obsession was growing .oneshot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Of Equal Terms reviews
OneShot: A quick drabble concerning Seijuro Hiko sensei's personal thoughts. Take time to read the author's notes!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Kenshin, Hiko - Complete