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Every Moment In Between by Lauryn Vi reviews
As the seasons pass, the large oak tree on the Von Trapp grounds witnesses just what it means to love. (A Proboards prompt)
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Georg vT., Maria R. - Complete
A Bad Idea by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
"What if I'm him?" Tag to 5x22, Red John's Rules.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Season 8 - The Mentalist by Hayseed Socrates reviews
What if The Mentalist was granted a short Season 8? Here's my take on the list of S8 episodes, with sneak peeks for the eps added in subsequent chapters. (This was great fun to write) 8.13, the Season 8 Finale is now up - White Knuckles. It's long for a sneak peek but it's the last one, so...I hope you enjoy this episode, and thanks for reading my imagined Season 8. Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,966 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., J. Wylie - Complete
Lifeline by Equal Eloquence reviews
"Damaged goods? Sure, you are dinged up and a dented, Jane, but you out of anyone has every right to be that way. Damaged goods is a little much. And moving on doesn't mean leaving everything in your past in a dusty corner somewhere, Jane." Her voice was as soft as cotton. "And someone would be willing to wait for you..." Based on season 3, if Grace had married Craig.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2015 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.]
Baby's Breath and a Shoe Full of Rice by starry19 reviews
7x13 Tag - "Lisbon joined him in this, muttering darkly about how this had better be the last damn time she had to do this. Sometimes he forgot how much her life had been uprooted this past year and a half. By his count, this was the third time in eighteen months she'd loaded her possessions into cardboard boxes."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
To Be Happy by half agony and hope reviews
"Lisbon, what makes you happy?" In response, Lisbon leaned forward. "You," she said simply. "You, Jane. Just you. Exactly as you are. I want you—your smile, your laugh, your heart. Your family, your heartache, your pain, all of it. Your past, your present, and hopefully, your future. You—just you—make me happy." Post Il Tavolo Bianco.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Pieces and Particulars by starry19 reviews
7x06 Tag - "He could feel the slight cracks in the enameled surface, the places where she'd glued it back together. She'd done an excellent job, but it would never look like new. That was okay, in his opinion. It meant more this way. It meant everything."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
The Musings of One Damn Lucky Guy by Mrs Dionysius O'Gall reviews
Set sometime after 7x05. Rated M to be safe but not explicit. There's one damn lucky guy out there.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Power of Touch by Idan reviews
Jane muses about the significance of touch. Set during Black Market, 7x04. Second chapter from Lisbon's POV added.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Practice by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane knows there are things he is not going to be good at when it comes to being in a relationship. But he wants to be in a relationship (he wants to make her happy), so he comes up with a solution. Spoilers for 7.01. Fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Together We Stand by Maegfen reviews
"It does not matter that the rules have changed, they are together and that is all that is important." - When Red John starts his new game, will Lisbon and Jane be able to keep up against the odds?- Multi-chapter follow-up to my 5x22 tag - Unstoppable, Season 6 AU
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,738 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John
Dreaming of White by 23Sammy reviews
"In the end it was her choice. But every possible scenario he came up with ended with the same thing. A broken heart. Either his. Or Lisbon's." A romantic offer, jealousy, heartache, daydreams and in the middle of it all a crazy killer on the loose in an approaching snow-storm. What could possibly go wrong? Spoilers for 6x15 & beyond. Jisbon. Angsty fluffy multi-chapter :)
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,306 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Second Hand by Idan reviews
Follow up to In the Cards. It's not necessary to read that first, though this will definitely spoil that one if you haven't. Patrick Jane finds it's not always easy getting back to normal after a tough case.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,889 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Do-Over by northcaroline reviews
The next morning, Will wants a second try at his proposal.
Newsroom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Will McA., MacKenzie McH. - Complete
Dark Cherry by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
He was muttering her name in his sleep again. Episode tag for 5x02, Devil's Cherry.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What Makes You Beautiful, Too by Katrina reviews
"I'm going to kill him. Slowly…with my bare hands. Maybe even throw in a little torture for good measure." JANE/LISBON. Minor spoilers for end of season four. Companion piece to the story, 'What Makes You Beautiful,' this time from Lisbon's POV. Minor Language. May now up!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,248 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.]
Red Tiled Roofs by Maegfen reviews
It started, as many things tended to do in their profession, with a murder. A puzzling case starts a chain of events that no one at the CBI envisaged. Case fic with some Jane/ Lisbon thrown in for good measure.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,548 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Periwinkle by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Patrick Jane lay on his couch with his eyes closed, thinking about the latest mystery in the Serious Crimes Unit. It wasn't a murder, for once. It wasn't even a crime. No, the mystery was simply this: Lisbon had left early, and he wanted to know why.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,558 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blanket Statement by lisbon99 reviews
Teresa Lisbon has nothing to say to Lorelei Martins – but unfortunately, the reverse is not quite true, and her disclosure will have significant ramifications for Jane and Lisbon's relationship. [One-shot; some spoilers/speculation for 5x16 (written pre-episode). Be warned: contains both Kirkland/Lisbon and Jane/Lisbon!]
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Bluff by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
"I'll come by your place tonight. We'll talk it out, okay?" A soft, sad look in his eyes. "You're sweet." "Let me help you," she pleaded. The doors closed in her face. She gave him a five minute head start, and then went after him.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rebuilding the Sun by starry19 reviews
"She was more than willing to pick up the pieces, if he was ever willing to let himself shatter. But he would hold on, she knew, until he couldn't hide the cracks any longer." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,309 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lavinia by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co author Tinuviel Undomiel: When tragedy strikes Jane and Lisbon find their roles are reversed. Lisbon is now the one who is shattered and Jane has to attempt to pick up the pieces. Jisbon. Warning: Violence and Graphic Imagery
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,933 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cinnamon Candles by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
He really didn't look good. She'd seen him tired before, of course, but even on previous occasions when he'd gone through periods of insomnia, he managed not to let it affect his appearance much beyond appearing attractively rumpled instead of immaculately pressed. But now, he wasn't faring so well. In fact, he looked downright terrible.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rearrangements by hardly loquacious reviews
After finally getting his new home exactly the way he likes it, Jane decides to invite the team over for a little housewarming party. Set in the Restrains-verse, written for Afterglow04.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Pinned by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
"I didn't agree to this!" Lisbon said furiously. "For the last time, we are not going steady!" Sequel to "The Arrest."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What Makes You Beautiful by Katrina reviews
"Yesterday I made a New Year's resolution. I'm going to give myself one whole year to woo and win the love of California Bureau of Investigation's Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon." JANE/LISBON. Jane's POV. Minor spoilers for end of season four. Each chapter is a day out of a new month as Jane tries to win Lisbon's love. Minor Language. Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,383 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Starlight and Silent Nights by starry19 reviews
Now complete -"Unaccountably nervous, he took a deep, steadying breath, fingers wrapped around the steering wheel still. This was silly - he was going to be with Lisbon, for God's sake. It wasn't really a date - they were just two lonely people who were going to be slightly less alone tonight." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Flesh & Blood by anyadoll reviews
She knew this moment would come. She'd been waiting for it for the better part of a decade, and she was prepared...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,503 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Burnt Offerings by starry19 reviews
Epilogue Added - Now complete "The question was: how much was he willing to sacrifice to save her life? If it was a trade, his life for hers, then there would be no hesitation from him. But, as he had learned, there were things much worse than death." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,785 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Diablo by Katrina reviews
Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon had been missing from the California Bureau of Investigations for exactly fourteen hours and twenty-seven minutes. She'd gone home for a quick change of clothes and had never come back. JANE/LISBON. Set after series four finale, sometime in the future.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,299 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Exiting Lodebar by calladragon reviews
What could possibly happen turning their lives inside out and upside down when Jane pulls a disappearing act leaving Lisbon to track him down? *Repost.*
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,666 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Back From the Shadowlands by calladragon reviews
Stepping back, Jane turned away from the bags of groceries and Lisbon's purse resting so innocently on the floorboard against the driver's seat. Her things were here; but where was she? *Repost.*
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Tilted World by calladragon reviews
One night can change two lives. *Repost.*
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,098 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What the Heart Wants by LittleMender reviews
He had used the phrase so often, flippantly as it applied to others. Now they stood forehead to forehead, eyes closed. He infused the words with everything he felt for her . . .
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,916 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: Scarlet Woman by Donnamour1969 reviews
NEW! EPILOGUE POSTED! Collaboration with waterbaby134. How do you solve a problem like Lorelei? That's just what Jane and Lisbon must figure out. Our take on what we'd like to happen post finale. Spoilers for 4x23-24. Romance,drama,humor,Jisbon! Rated T/M for adult themes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Long Lost Long Last by hardly loquacious reviews
After a case involving obscure hobbies, Jane decides to bring back the long lost art of letter-writing. In spite of his best efforts, he only manages to secure a single correspondant.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,998 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Journeys End in Lovers Meeting by LittleMender reviews
He had managed control in the car, but when she tempted him into the apartment the heat of her touch swirled up his arm and spiraled down his body, stirring his blood and pooling in his abdomen, a liquid fire. Installment #12 in the Holiday/Next Series.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Finding the Secret Drawer by hardly loquacious reviews
Sequel to Secret Drawer. Lisbon finds Jane's secret drawer of memories up in the attic.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
We Can Rock Together by lizook reviews
"You never did master self-restraint, did you?" "Meh, control is overrated."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
Secret Drawer by hardly loquacious reviews
We all have our secret hiding places. We all have our memories. For Chibs. Merry Christmas.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Reminiscing in the Rhododendrons by hardly loquacious reviews
Sometimes the little things are the most important. Lisbon has a bad day at work and is searching for something. Sequel to Restraints. Established J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Love Letters by Wldwmn reviews
Jisbon. Post-finale, Lisbon and Jane write love letters back and forth while he's in prison. Multi-chapter fic. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,211 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Restraints by hardly loquacious reviews
Patrick Jane had a plan, a good plan, until something he could have never predicted forced him to take desperate measures to ensure its success.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,317 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lovely As You Are by yaba reviews
And Jane has to smile, because only his Lisbon would have doubts in this particular moment after everything they've been through together. Jane, Lisbon, and a series of moments that define what they really mean to each other. AU Post-mid S3. Future Fic.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,672 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Lost at Sea by LittleMender reviews
He had missed her, even though she hadn't really gone anywhere. Missed her arguing and needling, her fatalistic sigh when she went along with his secret plans, her widened eyes when she caught on. Yes, he had been glad to get her back.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,351 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fractures of Reality by yaba reviews
It's not supposed to be this difficult but it is. And it's up to her to make sure that they don't crumble. Jane/Lisbon Post: 2.23. Sequel to "Dancing on the Precipice".
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Dancing on the Precipice by yaba reviews
He knows it, and she knows it too. Sooner or later, they'll have to confront the fact that this was never just about sex. Sequel to Something in Between. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Something in Between by yaba reviews
"You know me so well," she replies sarcastically, nearly choking on the coffee when he leans closer to her, impish grin in place. "Now I know you even better." After an unexpected turn of events, Jane and Lisbon come to an understanding. Post 2.15.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Running Through Red Lights by yaba reviews
She's ruining all his plans to remain aloof and vengeful and he finds himself liking it. Post: Red Badge. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,143 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
One in a Million by ch19777 reviews
Teresa Lisbon's life is about to change drastically when she finds out she's pregnant. She'd rather get through it alone, but there's the persistence of a certain blond-haired consultant who'll turn her world even more upside down.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,818 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Childish Capers by Ebony10 reviews
Jane gets surprised- for once!- and has some realizations concerning his dark-haired boss.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete