Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Books, and Jericho.
Readers beware, for you have just entered the home of Captain Kurt Hoffman, amateur novelist.
Name: Captain Kurt Hoffman is my screen name, or pen name, to use a more archaic term. No, my real name is not Kurt Hoffman, and my real name is not public knowledge. I'm just a touch paranoid.
My Gender: Uh...yeah.
My Location: I'm not really sure. I knew I shouldn't have had those funky mushrooms. Whoa. Pretty colors.
Favorite Authors: Robert Conroy, Mercedes Lackey, David Weber, Tom Clancy...The list is an impressively long one. I read quite the impressive load, and what I read runs a big cross-section of genres and topics.
Favorite Movies: U-571, Enemy at The Gates, Below, and probably a few others I just simply can not recall right now. I do not watch movies half as often as I read books.
Favorite TV Shows: Babylon 5, Crest of the Stars, Survivorman (Les Stroud rocks!), the History Channel in general.
My Dislikes: Democrats (the extremists on Capital Hill, not that entire party in general), chili with too many beans, cheeseburgers, those high-scoiety types who think themselves above me because I have not been to college yet, socialists, communists, nazis, fascists, folks who can't show a lick of respect to the military, politicians who use the rule of law to suppress the people...
I really wish the following authors would re-post removed stories: Lokileysmith (Especially the GI Joe/Sailor Moon crossovers, and the ones with Hotaru recording seven and then fourteen days with her family. They were all good, but those rocked!); P0ST (Especially his X Men stories).
It's always sad to see authors remove stories, especially good ones, and leave you no way to contact them. Even if you're not going to add to a story, it could always inspire somebody else to write something impressive.
I am white.
I am American.
I am male.
I am a Christian.
I am a Republican.
I am proudly unapologetic.
Deal with it. Or don't. The choice is yours.
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