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Author has written 23 stories for Naruto.

UPDATED Feb 22, 2014

Yes, hello. So the last time this was updated was 2-25-2011, which was about the latter half of my sophomore year of high school. I'm now a freshman in college, and I frankly have no time for fanfiction anymore... well, I mean, writing it, that is. I've since developed other creative outlets like music and I actually have a life.

Now, when I remembered this account of mine, my first instinct (after getting over the initial wave of embarrassment and wanting to set my computer on fire) was to delete everything, but I decided to keep all my stories here, no matter how badly written they are. They are a relic of who I was in middle school, just as tumblr is a relic of my high school and, I suppose, my college years.

So, to address my unfinished works.

I forgot where I was going with all of them. Every single one. So don't hope to see them updated anytime soon, if ever.

Next, if you want to contact me at all for any reason, my main internet home has been my tumblr. Tell me that you found me from here, we can talk about how you've been since reading my stuff.

Tumblr: http://des-frites.tumblr.com/

And lastly, I want to thank every person who has ever read my stories. Thank you so much, really. I've had really devoted fans from my stories like "Kisame's Corner" and all those stories and I hope and wish you well.

That's all for now, and probably forever, so. Thanks for sticking with me. Have a great life.

(From Kisame's Corner) If you think Evil is always sexy if it's Madara, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

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My swan princess by ChosenMibhar reviews
Deidara dates Hinata for sixty days to prove he's straight. Hinata goes along with it in hopes of ensnaring her precious Naruto-kun but she gets more than she bargained for! Off Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Hinata H., Deidara
Tomorrow by Jaggarte x reviews
Kakashi and Hinata are on a mission when Kakashi accidentally ingests a special kind of drug making him lose his inhibitions. What's going to happen after this? What are their real feelings and can they deal with it all? Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,060 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Imperfect Portraits by RBMIfan reviews
DeidaraxHinata serious, non-romantic. An outcast Hyuuga tries desperately to become stronger. A bored missing nin is undercover as a painter. Sometimes only an artist can see the true beauty hidden in the portrait. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
The FunFilled Adventures of the Sand Siblings by United Unicorn Society reviews
Temari decides that she and her brothers need more 'family time', so she drags Kankuro and Gaara with her to stupid places to have some fun. Chaos inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro
Hetze by Sarcastic Proserpine reviews
AU- Teachers aren't supposed to develop feelings for their students. Deidara knew. He knew and yet he fell in love. And now both he and Hyuga Hinata have to pay a heavy price for it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,532 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H.
Sting by vague.poppyseed reviews
An improbable encounter turns two lives topsy turvy and the consequences are dire. Alternate timeline, Sasori lives after the final battle. SasoriHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sasori, Hinata H. - Complete
Eerie Echo by Awesome Anonymous reviews
‹‹Deidara x Hinata›› His delirium would never leave. Caring for an illusion was one thing, but actually having affection for one? She was so different, how could he control himself? His limitless imagination was too creative for his own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H.
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
Gintama NOT the movie: Yorozuya VS TRC by explodreamer reviews
Gintama x Tsubasa Chronicle Yorozuya Ginchan receives a job from a new client to guide 4 dimension travelers looking for a feather in the midst of Kabukicho! Really crazy adventures and pinches! Rated for Gintama language.
Crossover - Tsubasa Chronicle & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Pretense by Lutralutra reviews
She waved, and he waved back. They knew each other, once. But when Fate led them down separate paths, the thin line between pretense and reality became an impassable barrier. PeinKonan, now AU. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,018 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Testosterone by Akatsume reviews
Hinata has been horribly scorned by Konoha, and her crush, Naruto. After killing many, will she find solace in a band of all male murderers? [HinataxItachi, Kisame, Hidan, light Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara] rating may change. also ItaKisa, Kakuhidan, SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,423 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Hinata H.
You Must Run by cHi-1000-SpRiNgS reviews
Konoha was destroyed, and she was told to run. HinaDei, very slight HinaTobi and some HinaHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara
Love at First Touch by Temporarily in Hiding reviews
Deidara is more or less the Akatsuki's personal maid, doing all of their laundry and cleaning. One day when he goes out to get the groceries someone gets in the way of his milk. This girl is Hinata and she's hiding from her father. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H.
Obviously Unobvious by Kieren reviews
AU.GaaHina. Oneshot. "For starters," the redhead suddenly said mischievously. "You could wear something nice."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The sound of your violin by Rewy reviews
Deidara is a famous violinist. Hinata moves to live next to him and they become friends. And soon something more than friends. But what about Deidara s fiancée? Rated M for possible lemons. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Vitalize by Nocturne Weaver reviews
It began when they were just kids. Sasori the puppet playwright and Deidara the playful child actor. They inspired her to become Konoha's greatest dancer. And as with many great celebrities, men start loving her. Pairings/etc inside; mainly DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hinata H., Deidara
The signs of the Apocalypse Naruniverse style by Moiranna reviews
Forget everything about swarms of locusts and all of that. These are the Naruto fandom signs of the Apocalypse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
An Explosive Relationship by Narutochica reviews
Hinata catches the eye of Akatsuki member Deidara. He sees her as a beautiful work of art.Unfortunately it leads to him kidnaping her. Will Deidara win her heart, or will she prove to become the biggest challenge he has ever faced? May contain lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,940 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara
Only A Nightmare by Eternal Exodus reviews
Sequel to Leave Me Alone: Takahiro and Sayomi were separated early in life. Takahiro lived with his mother, abusive 'father', and spoiled 'sister'. Sayomi lived with her father in Akatsuki, raised by murderers. I do not own Naruto. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H.
I Need You To Need Me by Roxius reviews
Yako was stuck with the worst, most cruel demon she could have imagined...and she just had to fall in love with him. YakoXNeuro in 30 random sentences with some mentioned YakoXGodai, too. Some OOCness. Please R & R!
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Pleasure by Hina-himeXx13 reviews
Deidara and Hinata's wedding night. Who knew being with him could be so enjoyable?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Rhymes of pain by Rewy reviews
Hinata, shy but talented dancer. Itachi, calm, but a good dancing teacher. Will love blossom?Will Hinata survive with her jealous dancing rivals? What happens when Hinata s father finds out and Itachi needs a dancing partner to a competition? T for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sarcastic Mask by Ryusei VII reviews
Hinata's failing Math and needs to find a tutor, pronto. The closest she can find, a pyrotechnics student.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,745 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H.
Akatsuki's Sunshine by Narutochica reviews
Hinata Hyuga's kidnapped by Akatsuki because of her Byakugan ability. When Itachi finds himself being attracted to her tries his hardest to prevent her from distracting him from his goals. Rated M for Sexual References. ItaHina romance. I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,696 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Summer Chaos by tsubakitea reviews
CAHPTER 24 UP! The teams had been given a vacation and they were split up according to gender. Somehow, Hinata's name ended up on the boys' side and now the summer begins to take place with her in the middle of it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,234 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Hinata H.
Junkie by Psycho's 'R' Us reviews
For Deidara, drugs are love. But he can't seem to find the right drug that does the right thing. Then he see's a certain Hyuuga in the Konoha Black Market...Rated for drug use, swearing and maybe sex in later chapters. CHAPTER FOUR UP NOW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H.
Room 17 by MizuMizu reviews
Gaara lives in a apartment complex for the mentally unstable, Hinata starts volunteering. Can Hinata get Gaara back on the right track? Will Gaara accept Hinata’s help, and how will her familie react? HinataXGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,615 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Faded Red Clouds by Lutralutra reviews
Pein doesn't know why he's stayed with a group as screwy and unstable as Akatsuki for this long, and why he doesn't just let go now that he's wondering. He only knows that in a weird, dysfunctional way, they're like a family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Angel of Mine by tsubakitea reviews
FINISHED! The apprentice and the master. Hinata and Itachi. Days...months...years...roll by, and they emerge from the shadows. Oh how she is changed. Indestructive. Irreversible. Forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,485 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Leave Me Alone by Eternal Exodus reviews
The mission was simple. Assassination. Unfortunately, they got caught. Pairings: Mostly HinataxDeidara Some pairings may be added later. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,970 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Why Love is Chaos by Shinigami29 reviews
[Multichapter] Gah! that's not the point! The point is we're supposed to be training, and you're the only guy I can trust to train with her, NOT make a move on her, and put in a good word for me! Kiba leaves to go on a mission, entrusting Hinata to Shino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 139,399 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A.
hinata deidara by sandsister reviews
hinata and deidara are depressed when sasori dies.what will happen now? slight sashin main deihin. rated T for safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara
How by Raining Secure reviews
Title suck I know. She had caved into lust and she didn't care. DiedaraxHinataxItachi. Citus scented.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara
The Nutcracker by Akatsume reviews
Hinata recieves a strange doll for christmas from her Uncle Hizashi... [GaaHina] Rated for safety and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara
Die a Little More by Archica reviews
Ino makes a horrifying deal with Hidan, but only grows to hate herself more each time they meet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Hidan, Ino Y.
The Upside of Being Disowned by xpakux reviews
Disowned, Hinata has no place to go. Then fate has Itachi Deidara and Ino find her collapsed on the floor. A new school, A part time job at a bakery, Life couldn't get any faster! But when romance blossoms, it leaves Hinata seeing spots. ItaxHina SH GH NH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Tobi's Flower by Roxius reviews
50 sentences for the crack pairing TobiHina. Happy Holidays, everyone! I worked hard on this, so please R & R! Also, none of the sentences go in a particular order.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Hinata H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Halo: The Moron Chronicles by Atomic P reviews
What would happen if Master Chief had three other moronic Spartans with him while battling on Halo? Read to find out! Rated because of language.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 11/11/2005
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Unreadable reviews
College is all about sex and parties. This story starts out with sex. And a party. But what happens at the party will decide the rest of the story. SasoHina Lemons, DeiTobi Fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,980 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sasori, Hinata H.
Learn to Fly reviews
Hinata's only dream is to fly. However, her constant endeavors to fly -Ahem, jumping off of bridges - only land her in the Akatsuki Mental Hospital, whose hearty slogan is, "We're as mad as you are, only we know what to do." DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,078 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
A Child At Heart reviews
No girls allowed..." He said, "...except for you." DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Pen Pals reviews
Two socially awkward adults decide to visit each other during the Holidays. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,029 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Rich Girl reviews
Deidara is perplexed about his feelings for the girl next door. She's spoiled, pampered, and totally ignorant to how real life works. Why does he like her so much? DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Hinata H.
Punctual reviews
You know, he began, Why don't you write me a paragraph describing how my kiss felt on your lips. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,794 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Its A Vampire Thing reviews
The Akatsuki are a group of feared vampires.Hinata,clinging to her last breath,begs one of them to take her with him after slaughtering her entire family. He agrees. DeiHina. .:Epilogue:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,286 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Kisame's Corner reviews
KISAME'S CORNER! ASK HIM AND ALL THE AKATSUKI QUESTIONS SO THEY CAN GET A DECENT MEAL EVERY DAY! Chapter 19 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,287 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Kisame H.
Kiss Me Better reviews
Deidara... my finger got cut! 'Here, let me kiss it better then...' DeiHina OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Obsession reviews
Hinata Hyuga and Gaara are best friends.They're both obsessed with Anime and Manga,currently worshipping the organization,Akatsuki.What happens when Hinata finds a real-life Akatsuki organization?But wait..Akatsuki's a Cosplay group?DeiHinaGaa.Ch.15 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,882 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Hurt reviews
If you're killed by your best friend, how can you fall in love with them afterward? DeiHinaSaso
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,429 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki: The Claire Witch Project reviews
Pein and Konan take up parenting, trying to raise their new adopted memberchild: Claire. Awww... Isn't she the cutest little hellraiser? Chapter 3 up!BTW NEW TITLE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007
Yet To Be Titled reviews
She always wondered why her own brother didn't look like everyone else in the family... DeiHinaSaso Neji. EPILOGUE EPILOGE EPILOGUE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,998 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Hinata H., Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki: Rise of the Shniz reviews
You've Seen Kisame's First Days, You've seen Tobi Attack the world with clones, but now, a NEW member of Akatsuki has arrived, Shniz! The new new guy of Akatsuki!EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,646 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007
Fairy Tale reviews
A royal Christmas Party, a missed childhood friend, runaway princes, tomboyish princesses, love at second sight, a prince charming... PeinKonan DeiHina HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Childhood Memories 2 reviews
You're planning to propose,huh?Good.I'll be sure to make it a living hell.'Deidara plans to propose to Hinata,but there's this new guy in his way.Who is he? And will Hidan get permission to marry Ino? DeiHina HidanIno PeinKonan. EXTRA! EXTRA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
An Akatsuki Christmas Carol reviews
Pein, The Leader of Akatsuki, learns the true meaning of Christmas after being visited by the three great Sanin of Christmas Past, present, and Future. There are little specs of PeinKonan and DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Childhood Memories reviews
Hinata lives with Deidara and Ino while her whole family's out on vacation for 3 weeks. DeiHina and... Ino's Dei's lil sis. EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,538 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi reviews
TOBI CLONES HIMSELF AND TAKES OVER THE WORLD! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! THEY'RE HERE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUE all comments and questions for Kisame's Corner will be answered in the full fanfic. ttyl
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,967 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
The REAL Reason Light Yagami Found The Death Note reviews
Yes, I know Light Yagami's in Death note, not Naruto, but If you read, it'll all make sense. Sorta. Well, Akatsuki's involved. WARNING: Will get you confused. REALLY CONFUSED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Kisame's First few days at Akatsuki reviews
KISAME FIRST ENTERING AKATSUKI! COMPLETE! CHAPTER 27: BLOOPERS! BTW: My new Story Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi is here. Check it out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,532 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Gaara's cookie problem reviews
A GaaHina story with the funny charm of TheWindAlchemist
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Itachi Goes to a Chinese restaurant reviews
Itachi and a fortune cookie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete