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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Alice, 2009.

You're walking down a long hallway, leading to who knows where. It's dimly lit. In fact, only one of every ten lights are actually working properly--the rest are flickering and giving you a minor headache as you continue down this mysterious hall. To add some atmosphere, let's say there is creepy music playing in the background and a fog has started to rise. Fog in a hallway? Of course.

Every door you pass is old and beaten down until you come across one that's not--it's new and a deep red. No window in the top half like all of the other doors, this is just plain. And boring. Curious, the creepy music getting louder, you put your hand on the knob and turn it, pushing in.

The door doesn't open. Perturbed, you sigh and begin walking again when you see a sign that wasn't there a few seconds ago: The door opens outward, stupid.

Raising your eyebrow, you try the door again, opening towards you. To your surprise, it works.

The room you've entered is almost exactly like the hallway you just escaped from--dimly lit, lights flickering, cobwebs in the corner, and creepy music emitting from a boombox on the table in the corner. You hear a throat clear and you whip your head to the center of the room, where a desk (with a lamp and lots of papers) and a chair sit. You can only see the silhouette of a man sitting at the desk. He moves his hand, "please, sit."

Unsure of what to do, you just stand there.

The silhouette sighs impatiently. "Are you here to see UbiquitousPhantom or not? If not, I must ask you to leave."

Who the hell's UbiquitousPhantom? You wonder. You nod your head. "Uhh... yeah. UbiquitousPhantom. I, uhh... need to see, uhh... yeah. I'm here to see UbiquitousPhantom?" You end in a question.

The silhouette sighs, shaking his head. You can just see him rolling his eyes. "Whatever. Do you have an appointment?"

You blink. "No...?"

"Of course you don't," the silhouette sighed. "I don't get paid enough for this... alright, come here. You need to sign some papers before I can allow you to see her. She doesn't want any of the riffraff and whatever. Come, come, sit down so you can sign this so I can leave." He pointed to the chair across from the desk.

With nothing else to do, you shrug and take a seat. The silhouette pushes some papers towards you and a pen. "Sign these. Feel free to read them, no one ever does, though. Too boring, I hear. When you're done, you may proceed."

"Proceed?" You question.

The silhouette leaned forward a bit and you imagined you could see his eyebrow raise. "Proceed to UbiquitousPhantom's room. You don't think she's in this room, do you? Of course she isn't. She's in an actual well-lit room with no flickering lights and no creepy horror music that she requires me to play 24/7 'for atmosphere'."

You nod once, not convinced. You take the papers and lean forward to read them.

I, _ (enter full name here), will not hold anything against UbiquitousPhantom should I, _ (enter full name here), die of boredom, laughing, or anything else that could possibly come from reading her profile.

The silhouette sighed and put his chin in his hand. "You can't pass until you've signed that document, I'm afraid. Sorry."

Raising your eyebrow once more, you quickly scribble in your name and hand it back to him.

He looked at the document, nodded and waved his hand to the right where a door magically appeared. "Go ahead, she's in there. Probably watching a movie or reading or writing or something equally as boring."

You smile and shake your head. I wonder what kind of person this UbiquitousPhantom person is, you think. May as well go in and see.

You put your hand on the knob, and remembering earlier, pulled outward. The door opened. Curious, you went in.

Can you tell I was bored there? ^ ;)

Welcome to my profile! Thanks for stopping by! And thanks for signing that paper... makes my life a ton easier. That was William, by the way. He's my secretary that I conned into help--I mean... he's my wonderful secretary who is most definitely there by choice and that I'm paying a decent wage to! Please abide by the following rules while here:

1.) We do not talk about Fight Club.
2.) We do NOT talk about Fight Club.
3.) You may look, but you may not touch. If any fingerprints are found after your stay, I will hunt you down.
4.) No changing the music that's playing. What's on is what you've got.
5.) Enjoy your stay and please, visit the gift shop on your way out! :)

For those of you who are not in the know, this is what my name means:

Ubiquitous; (yoo-bik-wi-tuhs)--Adjective. Existing or being everywhere, at the same time; omnipresent.
Phantom; (fan-tuh-m)--Noun. An apparition or spector.

Yeah, that's right. I'm behind you. Like a boss.

I apologize for not updating as of late. I am now in college, so that's taking up the majority of my time, along with my newly found social life. I didn't have one of those in high school! So it's really fun to actually have one and to be able to go out and have fun... yeah, I'm enjoying it. A lot. A lot a lot. So... because of my newly aquired social life, I have less time to write. Sorry. And I've just been a bit lazy. You are not allowed to judge.

Kind of on the same note... I don't think I'll be writing anymore on here. I may come back once in a great while to post something, but I kind of doubt it. I will finish A to Z eventually, though, I promise. I just... lately writing fanfiction hasn't been all that fun, which is why I haven't posted in forever. I'd much rather read a book or write my own stories with my own characters than write with already invented characters. Not to mention, especially for this summer (summer of 2011) I've got a full time job babysitting two kids, a boy and a girl. So I'm going to have my hands full there.

Probably no one cares, but I thought I should probably at least update this to let people who actually read profiles (like myself) know. But, I hope whoever you are that you enjoy my stories for what they're worth (even though I know they're absolutely horrible) and, if you have time, to leave a review. :)

And as you can see, I'm obviously coming back here to update my profile. Again. So I'm not completely and utterly abandoning the site. :)

Like SyFy? Well, for those of you who do, check out the SyFy rendition of Alice in Wonderland called "Alice". For those of you who missed it, it's on Youtube (the person who has the whole thing up has a username similar to: xNxOxRxMxL, I believe). Check it out. It's simply pure genius. And if you're worried about the major SyFy-y part of it--no worries. There's more storyline than special effects. Not to mention some DEFINITE sexual tension as well as "OMG-THE-CHARACTERS-HAVE-SUCH-CHEMISTRY-WHY-ARE-THEY-SO-STUPID-THAT-THEY-CAN'T-SEE-IT-THEMSELVES!?" type of romance. I highly recommend it. So watch it.

Name: Ahh, call me Miranda.
Age: Two more years... :D
Hair Color: Naturally it's blonde. At the moment, it's red.
Eye Color: Hazel, I guess.
Location: Didn't you read my username? I'm everywhere. God, pay attention.

Ahh, let's see...

Favorite Movie: There's so many! A Clockwork Orange. Saw I-VII. The Descent. Memento. Jeepers Creepers. Jeepers Creepers 2. Stay Alive. The Lost Boys. Fight club. Law Abiding Citizen. American Psycho. Scream 1-3. The Count of Monte Cristo. Harry Potter 1-7. Halloween. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Day After Tomorrow. Thir13en Ghosts. Ponyo. Zombieland. The Dark Knight. Sherlock Holmes. The House of Wax. The Nightmare on Elm Street. ... just to name a few.
Favorite Musical:
Now that's impossible. A couple of my favorites, though, are CATS: The Musical, Phantom of the Opera and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Favorite Cartoon:
Ehrmm... Looney Tunes or Tom and Jerry.
Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who. Firefly.
Favorite Sport: Soccer.
Favorite Book: House of Leaves.
Favorite Anime: Gantz or Berserk. Even though their endings both SUCKED.
Favorite Manga: Saiyuki.
Favorite Color: Orange.
Favorite Animal: River otter.

My OTP (One True Pairing): Dramione. DMxHG. Draco/Hermione. Whatever you want to call it. In all seriousness, this is most definitely probably the best pairing in the world. I was sooo mad JK Rowling didn't make them end up together. They're MADE to be with each other! (Goes on mini-rant) Anyhoo, this is my OTP and is probably going to be the only thing I write for quite a while. if you love Dramione as much as I do, you're my best friend.
Another OTP: HatterxAlice, from SyFy's rendition of Alice in Wonderland. They're like... made for each other. I honestly don't know ANYONE who ships Alice or Hatter with anyone else...

Something I'd reccommend to ANYONE who likes (maybe even dislikes) Harry Potter:
A Very Potter Musical

In all seriousness, go watch that. It's perhaps the funniest thing I have ever watched. It's a Harry Potter musical some very devoted fans made. It was made in Michigan. Which is completely awesome. Smart people will be able to figure out why I think it's so cool that something so amazing originated in Michigan. It is very well done. Very funny.The costumes are pretty much legit, too. Voldemort tends to be the favorite of girls, and Draco is most definitely the favorite of everyone. You just have to go and watch it.

If you need a laugh, watch it. You will not be disappointed.

They've also got a sequel, A Very Potter Sequel, an original musical called Me and My Dick (most definitely not appropriate for minors, if you can guess by the title), and their newest production, Starship!

So go and check it out! I command thee!

Something Everyone Should Read...
So, there's this guy named Mark. And he's absolutely hilarious. Basically what he does is reads a series (one chapter a day for all of the books) and posts his thoughts on each and every chapter. Kind of sounds boring? Nahh, it's actually quite hilarious, seeing as he's never read the books nor does he know anything about them. He has currently read all of the Twilight books (the reviews for that are absolutely hilarious... if you're a hater of Twilight/have a good sense of humor), as well as the entire Harry Potter series. He's also finished The Hunger Games. It's always hilarious.

So! Here's a link to his site! Make sure to read the rules carefully, though... there are to be no spoilers whatsoever. This is taken very seriously there, so if you can't handle it, don't bother going there.


If you like Musicals...
If you like musicals, and lots of gore and goth-like stuff, check out Repo! The Genetic Opera. It's absolutely amazing. Very catchy songs, LOTS of gore and some interesting actors including Anthony Head. Really. Go and watch it.

I've got another that just needs a few words. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Tim Curry as a transvestite. Is oddly attractive, not going to lie. You must watch. NOW.

Also! There was a musical that was a re-make of the 1930's version called Reefer Madness. This is an absolutely hilarious musical about the effects of marajuana. However, the effects are completely outrageous and obviously exaggerated/fake. If you like wacky musicals that have fun songs about murder, Kristen Bell in a dominatrix outfit, an hallucination about Jesus, okay acting and lots of pot-smoking, then this musical is for you!

Haha, and yet another one: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. It was made sometime in 2008, I believe, and has Neil Patrick Harris in it... need I say more? It's about Dr. Horrible who's trying to juggle his love interest and his attempts at getting into the Evil League of Evil. I found it hilarious and adorable and heart-wrenching. The only bad thing about it is that it's about 45 minutes long... check it out on Youtube. Just type in "Dr. Horrible" and you'll get it. It's only 6 videos--Act 1, Act 2, and Act 3, with two parts to each Act. :)

And! And! And! There's this absolutely amazing musical. Called CATS: The Musical. It's... well, it's about cats. That can talk. And walk. And sing and dance! The costumes are amazing, the singing is absolutely phenomenal and the dancing... well, I don't have a word for the dancing. It's friggen amazing. I adore this musical and all of the characters in it. Not to mention the music is very catchy. :D

If you've seen any of these musicals, or have specifically gone and watched them because I said to, then send a PM my way and tell me what you thought of them. :)

I shall abide by these rules for the rest of my life. You should too.

The Ten Commandments for a Writer

Put this into your profile if you never realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet Song have the same tune.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, put this in your profile.

If you’ve ever copied and pasted something into your profile, then copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a klutz. I mean, a MAJOR klutz. As in, I trip over things that aren't there, I fall when I run, and I accidently drop quite a few things. If you're a klutz too, then copy and paste this onto your profile (but don't trip!) to fill the world with us unbalanced people!

You glance around the room you enter, unimpressed. By the creepy music playing in the previous room as well as the not-so-cheery atmosphere set, you assumed this 'UbiquitousPhantom' person's room would be cool. Instead, you got boring. The walls are painted oddly--on the bottom half are stripes the color of orange, blue, green and brown while on the top is a solid brown. In one corner is her bed with a lamp and an iPod dock on the bedside table. The iPod dock is playing soft Celtic music--from Celtic Thunder to Enya.

There are a ton of stuffed animals, clocks, candles, posters, and pictures of trees everywhere. in another corner is a bright blue chair with both clean and dirty clothes. A mini bookshelf holds a ton of movies, mostly horror (must be where the wannabe-creepy atmosphere comes from, you think with a smirk). On her dresser stands a horribly homemade TARDIS.

"Why hello there!" You whirl to your right where a desk sat in the corner with a chair. The desk was covered in paper and pizza boxes and multiple other food items. In the chair was a girl. She stood up. She was about five foot three inches, and wore the typical jeans and an orange t-shirt."I'm Miranda! What's your name?"

You tell her your name.

"Nice," she grinned. "Well, this is my room, feel free to take a look around. I'm a horror movie whore, so if you're into that kind of thing feel free to take one and watch it--just be sure to give it back. Do you need to know anything specific at the moment?"

Shaking your head, you mutter "no".

She shrugged her shoulders, said "alright" and turned back to her scribblings. "If you need anything, just lemme know. And when you leave, tell William that I need him in here, would you?"

You nod and turn to exit the room. "What a waste of time," you mutter.

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 257,919 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sequel by CyhAnide reviews
Sequel to The Irony Gods:: When Togenkyo's dimensional fabric begins to tear, Kannon calls on the only people who can fix it. But are the Irony Gods really all that useful? Individual sections rated M for reasons...Latest: Hakkai is still angry and Hwan has a cunning plan. ( I can't to wait to finish this when I'm 30 years old. XD )
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 242,621 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 11/9/2006
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Slave Child by Kristen Hudson reviews
A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 3979 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 7066 - Favs: 11,431 - Follows: 5,728 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Miss Red by vitruvian-woman reviews
Alonzo bets Mungojerrie he can't ask out his object of affection within a week. Can he? ; a Facebook story.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Bathtub by Basched reviews
Back on his homeworld, Jayne gets to have a good relaxin' soak in the tub. But it seems someone else has already beaten him to it. RAYNE. Birthday fic for LissaMonster. rating for nekkidness, sexual implications and some cussing.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Fifty Little Things on Munk and Misto by Felixfeles reviews
Exactly what the title says!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Munkustrap, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Everything He Ever by Mezfrem reviews
What happened between the blog? A few exerts of the in-betweens of Doctor Horrible.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny
The War for Wonderland by wondertross reviews
This is from SyFy's Alice. What if not everything had gone as smoothly as it did? What if there were still those loyal to the Queen? What if Alice started a war? Alice finds her way back, and nothing is as she left it, no one is the same
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
A Bottle of Luck by twin-v reviews
A little liquid luck goes a long way for Draco when he receives a bottle of Felix Felicis for his birthday. Why does he seem to run into Hermione Granger every time he takes a sip?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Live in Azkaban by PadfootObsessed329 reviews
In their will, James and Lily Potter stated that under no circumstances was their son to be removed from his Godfather’s care. Now with Sirius Black in Azkaban, Albus Dumbledore has a problem. Will he really have to allow Harry Potter to live in Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 7022 - Favs: 7,546 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Alucard at Walmart by SirIntegrity reviews
Title explains all. Besides killing, Alucard's passion is to act psychotic and completely insane. Not for people with high maturity levels or sophisticated humor. Leave flames behind. Now including the intervention!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Water Falls by buloy reviews
1/12/2012 UNDER REVISION! Five years after college, The Host Club had decided to spread their manly charms. Unfortunately one other member had 'turned' into a sexy woman. Jealousy abounds as all members tried to keep Haruhi from...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,805 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Haruhi F.
Defining Moment by Vamparino reviews
I could always take it off for her subtly when the time came. Be all chivalrous and sweet, standing just a li'l too close to her back. Letting my hands slide down her arms before I captured the fabric as it fell from her wrists.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Alone in the Library by maja3322 reviews
Just before the Easter holiday Draco and Hermione are locked in the Hogwarts Library. And there they'll have to remain for a week. Can they be civil with each other? And why did Draco get them in this mess to begin with?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,645 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His silent mind by Harold Saxon reviews
The tenth Doctor, guided by what remains of the white point star, tries to find the Master who was imprisoned on a planet that was doomed by its creators. Set after the End of time, non-canon. COMPLETED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,148 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
PostMarital Sabotage by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Because Sherlock Holmes knows, more than anyone else, that it never just ends with the wedding vows. Holmes/Watson, EXTENDED TO FIVE-SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Master Cuddles by The Winged Lion of Coruscant reviews
In which the Doctor is a teddy bear and the Master practices the ancient art of ninja-cuddling. Slashy, cracky, pointless FLUFF. Master/Doctor - that would be Simm/10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Halfway Gone by AngelsShadow816 reviews
When a mysterious affliction threatens Hatter's sanity, Alice and Hatter return to Wonderland to find answers. Through the Looking Glass, they find a frozen wasteland and a strange little girl who says she's been waiting for them. Alice/Hatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,513 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Hatter, Alice H.
100 Moments Integra Has To Live With by ObsessiveOtakuChick reviews
...But a few of them she doesn't mind... 100 Drabbles focusing around Integra and Alucard. Light AxI at times.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Integra
The Art of Falling by canvasghost reviews
At the beginning of this all, the only thing he wanted was a cup of tea. Now, the thing that he was beginning to want the most, was something he most definitely could not have. Hatter's thoughts throughout Part One of Syfy's Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
At the Drop of a Hat by Random-Battlecry reviews
Hatter takes a little convincing to take the plunge and go after Alice. And if the convincing includes threats, insults, and a hostage, well. The ends justify the means, right? Charlie gives him a firm shove in the right direction. SyFy's Alice. One shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hatter, White Knight/Charlie - Complete
Of Course He Remembered by starky11 reviews
Forgetting. It's not that easy. But of course he remembered. Of course. Winner of Star's Alternative Yule Ball Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Expecting the Unexpecting by Nemesis Zaccarrio reviews
The Ministry of Magic forces eligible witches and wizards to marry their “ideal” match, Hermione Granger finds her world turned upside down, especially when she is marrying the most pompous, self centered man in the Wizarding World: Draco Malfoy. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,144 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Face the Change by crashLANDING reviews
Hermione gripped the reciever with both hands, "w-what?" "Baby girl, I'm getting remarried." A remarried father, a new stepmother and stepbrother and a new love. A Dramione Fan Fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,830 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lunch in the Backroom by kryptiq reviews
."Calm down, Granger. It's just lunch. You'd think I asked you out. Not that I ever would." Draco Malfoy was a liar. - - - DM/HG with hints of FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Parody of the Opera by Christy T reviews
A humorous version of POTO. Erik is a rapper, Carlotta screeches, Christine's annoyed, Raoul's a pansy, Meg's clueless, and Madame Giry uses a Nextel walkie talkie. 2004 moviebased. We're FINITO, people! The curtain is CLOSING! :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,116 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
11 Things by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Pick Up Line or Not by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/"'Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind,' Draco murmered to Hermione as he sat down. 'No, I wish I did though so I could erase that awful pick-up line from my memory.'"/ Poor Draco. None of his pick up lines work. Or do they? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
School of Phantoms: Beyond Your Wildest Dreams by APennyForYourThought reviews
If you start high school at St Gerik's, you're mad. The grounds are dangerous. A single Ingenue tries to go against convention every now and then but only finds herself struggling under the influence of not one, not even two, but THREE Phantoms. At least.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,310 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Erik - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews
Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sometimes winning is just surviving by Sashet reviews
In the 'year that never was' The Doctor has to survive the unwanted attentions of The Master.**** Doctor / Master Slash warning *****
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/24/2008 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4286 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2606 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 3,624 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 9,309 - Follows: 2,535 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Work In Progress by HyperCaz reviews
Billy misunderstands when Penny says she wants to stay the night. AU Penny/Billy romcom. Complete.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 5,987 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Irony Gods by CyhAnide reviews
Comedy, Tragedy, Chaos, and Order: When foreign gods and one lost kid invade Togenkyo, Kannon sees fit to make the Sanzo party deal with it. Pie, Battle Twister, and violence abound. STARK RAVING SANE. COMPLETE! /!NEW!\ Omake I: Kou's and Lyds' B-Days.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 158,938 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Starkers by phannah17 reviews
In which four girls happen upon four boys in limitied clothing, consequentially causing a spur of relationships to bloom, one between Hogwarts biggest 'prude' and its smarmiest Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stick with me by shabaku reviews
When Sakura chains herself to Deidara to capture him, she finds out that the chains were not to be used on two people. And as no one has the key, Sakura finds herself stuck to Deidara. DeiSaku. Rated M just in case!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,679 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
What to Do When: A Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Moony8193 reviews
After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Unlucky by Tokirin reviews
Kyo, an assassin for a mysterious organization finds himself abandoned and replaced, thrown in prison to die due to the Master's wishes. He manages to escape, and finds himself alone and wounded on the streets... Then, she finds him.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Accidental Transfigurations by lupinlove reviews
Lily doesn't really like James until she finds out how big his heart truely is. This is the story of how they come together. Sirius, Remus, and Snape each have their own chapters. Peter get's a tiny part. The chapters are short so i update often.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 54,053 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Living With A First Class Arse by Zayz reviews
[Complete] LilyJames, SiriusOC. A highly sarcastic, silly, angsty, and occasionally romantic collection of 100 drabblings that are under or slightly over a thousand words each. Rated for language. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 5,588 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 4,922 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Honeymooners by m.jules reviews
The hotel's all full except for one room. One bed plus four boys equals more fun than a barrel full of monkey kings.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Coffee Mornings by Flaignhan reviews
All she wanted was coffee. He'd risk anything for shortbread. [Dramione oneshot. No spoilers for DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 4,761 - Follows: 1,110 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Phantom of the Superstore? by WanderingTeen reviews
Yes, ladies and gentlephantoms, I'm back again with a new and hopefully funny tale about a love triangle and a crappy grocerystore. It has love, passion, and, of course, crochety customers that get in your face. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,110 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Forbidden Questions by BlackTippedRose reviews
What is Mme. Giry's first name? What's with the Candle Men? How many phangirls does it take to screw up Erik's life? The answers to these and more, inside, just click! T for language, flames allowed, reviews rock, plus it's cameo. Completed!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,556 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
5 Shopping Teenagers by BanginBrunette reviews
[Finished] Kyo, Uo, Tohru, Yuki, and Hana go on a normal shopping trip. What could possibly go wrong? Maybe... serial killers? Eerie nursery rhymes? Strange 'accidents' Oh, snap, I'm telling too much! R&R! [TohruYuki, UoKyo] FINAL CHAPTER POSTED
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Kyo S., Arisa U. - Complete
The Phantom of the Kindergarten? by BlackTippedRose reviews
Have you out there ever wondered how the cast of PotO acted when they were little? Then click here and laugh! Flames allowed, reviews appreciated. And I FINALLY completed it!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,532 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco plucked the sugary confection from her outstretched hand and grinned as he read it: "No way". He raised his eyebrow at her and put the candy in his mouth, where he sucked on it loudly. He stared at her for a few seconds and then picked up two hearts. FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wishing You Well by Von reviews
When Alex was recovering in hospital, his school weren't the only ones informed of his 'appendicitis'. Against expectations, Wolf wrote him a card. It wasn't easy. Oneshot. Set vaguely after 'Intermission'.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Health Class At Hogwarts by Eternal Love LJ reviews
Okay, so, the school board has stepped up and made a requirement for some health class at Hogwarts. Sounds hilarious, right? Well, it is! Not really an LJ, if I continue it might be, though. Tell me if I should!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sneak Attack by tudor-rose445 reviews
Modern. Christine plays with her son in the snow. But her husband won't get away without being included....
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 295 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3169 - Favs: 4,334 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Phantom of Oz by AngelofMusic8578 reviews
Sequel to Getting Out of the Closet, cowritten by MJ Skywalker. A certain green witch and a certain opera ghost decide to go cause chaos in the land of Oz... Now the rabid phans must find their muse! ON SABBATICAL
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Erik
Password Unacceptable by broadwaygirl257 reviews
For fans of Grass is Always Greener and A Girl's Day Out: The idiots are at it again. Erik and Raoul are betting on whether or not they will be able to unravel the mysteries of the female mind in order to watch the Superbowl. Meanwhile, the girls are up t
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Getting Out of the Closet by AngelofMusic8578 reviews
OK, so me and Erik are hanging out in the magic closet one day when, alas, we are locked inside! Will we escape without killing each other? Will the rabid phans drive us nuts? And who ate all the popcorn? R&R.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,465 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Erik - Complete
Raoul's Angry Letter to the Phantom by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
This is Raoul's seriously misspelled letter to Erik.Disclaimer: I do not PoTO
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Raoul, Erik - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 560 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful Things by CrawfordsBiscuits reviews
Erik likes beautiful things. He keeps them in his cupboard. Jewels, little pieces of shell…his mother’s eyes. But he has never seen anything as beautiful as Christine’s heart. And he has just the place for it… next to his other perishables.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
A Girl's Day Out by broadwaygirl257 reviews
SEQUEL to the Grass is Always Greener! What if Christine and Meg made the same bet Erik and Raoul did? Who will win? Who will go insane first? Please R and R! COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,574 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Christine, Meg Giry - Complete
The Ten Commandments of The Phantom of the Opera by Kagome1514 reviews
Humurous, and yet, dark oneshot in which Erik informs us fanfiction authors, and readers, what he expects us to follow. Phangirls beware! R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
The Grass is Always Greener by broadwaygirl257 reviews
What if Erik and Raoul made a bet on who could last the longest in each other's shoes? Erik becomes the Vicomte and Christine's husband for a day, and Raoul becomes the Phantom of the Opera! Who will cave in first? Funny story! COMPLETED Aug. 22, 2005
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,354 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Why Saiyuki should not have handphones by happykid reviews
The title says it all.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005
The Tie That Binds by The Lark reviews
Raoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
Hakkai Teaches: Driving by nekozuki1776 reviews
Does Hakkai dare? The title says it all. Rated for strong language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Hakkai C. - Complete
Saiyuki Fairy Tales by smuttyandabsurd reviews
Remember the time when you were young? You watched those Disney fairy tale cartoons or read bedtime stories. This fic is basically about the Saiyuki characters acting them. Cinderella, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Little Red Riding Hood, everything! Re
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004
Hakkai Teaches: Cooking by nekozuki1776 reviews
The title says it all. Hakkai teaches the Sanzo group how to cook. Rated for strong language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Hakkai C. - Complete
Hakkai Teaches: The Internet by nekozuki1776 reviews
The Sanzo ikkou takes some time off to learn about the internet. Humor and chaos follow. PG13 due to strong language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Hakkai C. - Complete
Catastrophic Cooking Lessons by Chibineko1 reviews
Goku's bored one day, so Hakkai decides to give him some cooking lessons. Catastrophe in the making. One shot. Please R&R.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 189 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Do You Know What Today Is? by Bohemian-Vixen reviews
It's Draco and Hermione's 10th wedding anniversary. Like a typical man, Draco forgets. How does he make it up to her? Knowing Draco, there's always a twist. *complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Accidental Kiss reviews
A horror movie, chocolate and an accidental kiss. Dramione. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A to Z reviews
A small collection of 26 oneshots, all starting with one letter of the alphabet. Dramione, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Once Upon a Time reviews
Hatter can’t get to sleep one night, so Alice tells him a story. AlicexHatter fluff. TWOSHOT.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Pinky Swear? reviews
Years ago, Alice met Hatter by chance--on her favorite swing set. Nearly 14 years later, she finds out that the pinky promise they made has been kept all this time. AlicexHatter. ONESHOT!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Waiting reviews
SyFy version. Hatter never came to our world for Alice. So she had to go back to his. AlicexHatter. ONESHOT!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
News reviews
Sequel to "Through the Stars". Don't need to read that to get this. Draco decides it's high time to tell Potty and the Weasel he and their precious bookworm were going out. Dramione. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chalkboard Confessional reviews
On the third floor of Hogwarts, there is an unused classroom, which is used as an anonymous confessional. Dramione. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Through the Stars reviews
He nodded his head, eyebrow still raised, not convinced. “So, Granger, I need advice.” This time it was Hermione’s time to raise her eyebrow. Draco Malfoy coming to Hermione Granger for advice? Okay, where’s the apocolypse? ONESHOT. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ice Cream Shop reviews
Its summer and Hermione is back with her parents. Deciding that she's going to graduate next year, she figured she should get some extra money while she could. Of course, she didn't expect to see a certain someone while working... ONESHOT! Excluding DH .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete