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Me be Smiffee. Smiffee be me. I live in a house which isn't by the sea- oh, stuff it, how about I just TELL you?

Yeah? Shall I?

Yeah? Shall I?

Yeah? Shall I?

Ok, then...

Likes and Dislikes

Well, their are many things I like and dislike, as you probably have too, so what shall I start with? Dislikes?

Yeah? Shall I?



The Nightmare before Christmas

Corpse Bride (After the second viewing, at first I hated it)

The Full Monty

Pirates of the Caribbean

Tim Burton's Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

The League of Gentlemen; The Apocalypse


Junk by Melvin Burgess

Lady; My life as a Bitch by Melvin Burgess

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket/ Daniel Harper

Confessions of Georgia Nicolson by Louise Rennison


Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

Gnarls Barkley - The Boogie Monster

The Fall Out Boys - Dance, Dance

DMX - Party Up In Here

Cameo - Candy

Cameo - Shake Your Pants

Cameo - Word Up

Nelly Furtardo - Maneater

Busta Rhymes - Touch It

MC Hammer - Can't Touch This (Notice the one above. LOL)

Bob Marley - Easy Skanking

Bob Marley - Kaya


Big Brother

Big Brother's Big Mouth

Teen Titans


Mighty Truck of Stuff (LOL)

Footballer's Wives


Brazil, Brazil!

Tottnam Hot Spurs ('Kay, you're probably wondering, "What the hell?" just the same as I wonder why EVERYONE in the UK HAVE to support England, so, I just like them, Crap or No)

Trinidad and Tobago ( I LOVE the way their music is and how they smile at everymatch, Winning or Losing)

Now for my Dislikes... Remember, none of this is flaming anyone, this is MY opinion, if I hate music you like, no flames, it's ME who hates the music, not you, not your 'culture'.



Heavy Metal, Jesus, itfucking does my head in

Oh, I don't know what to call 'em... Moaners, you know, like James Blunt

Brittany Spears. Just Brittany Spears. Ugh.

Chav Rave, That does my head in, too


Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, I mean, What the hell? This is sooo damn boring, it fucks

Stupid, boring, 'mystical' books about kids that can see into the future, they're all the same.

Spy books. Especially Girl Spy Books. Like Jane Blonde. It's sexist too, I hate sexist books.

Princess books, Books that end in 'And they lived happily ever after', books that are just happy, happy, happy. Jesus.

The Bible. No offence, but I can't believe anyone else would believe any of it. No offence, it's just my opinion.


The Princess' Diaries 1 & 2

James Bond

Star Wars

Lord of The Rings and all sequels

Too Fast, Too Furious (and all car films)

Bad Santa

The Polar Express

The Unexpected Expected reviews
The impossible became possible that night, like the dead awakening, but far from any death, quite the opposite. No Flames, Couples will be revealed in later chapters. Prologue up.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Cyborg, Raven