2-8-14 Casually sweeps last update under the rug.
Nope. Not dead. I still check in occasionally. If you feel a desperate need to contact me, like RIGHT NOW, go poke my tumblr (sw087). :D
(I swear I'll update this profile again someday.)
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
I am the author formerly known as DarkJupiterAdept, and this is my profile. (It's under construction. Sorry if it's a little messy.)
I am an unashamedly rabid Golden Sun fan. As in, it's pretty much the best thing since sliced bread?
And the internet, of course. But that goes without saying. ...Even though I just said it.
Chances are, if you've posted a story in the Golden Sun section in the last several years, I've probably read it (I think I've favorited a good chunk of it, too).
Name: Since about everyone I've met misspells it, I'm not even going to bother.
Gender: I saw this on the Internets somewhere and thought it was awesome: I sit down when I pee. :D
Appearance: Short. And blond. With glasses.
A Warning: I am a scatterbrain, a horrible, horrible procrastinator, and I tend to ramble and am easily distracted. So don't expect updates very often. (Sorry.)
XBOX: HALO series, Portal, Skyrim
Gameboy/DS: Golden Sun. Hands down. And Boktai. (The Pokemon series goes without mention, horribly addicting as it is.)
- Can I get a whoop whoop for Golden Sun: Dark Dawn?
Favorite Anime/Manga: Inuyasha, FMA, Trigun, Wolf's Rain, Case Closed, DNAngel, Naruto, Avatar, Anima, Black Butler, and some others I've forgotten the names of...
Things I like: MAINLY, well, listening to music, reading, drawing, and playing games.
Books I like:
Specifically: The Pern books by Anne McCaffrey, the Cat Who series by Lillian Jackson Braun, Star Wars (especially Jedi Apprentice), the Harry Potter books (although the lastgreat rather irked me), the HALO books, The Enduring Flame series by Mercedes Lackey and James Mallory, and The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel by Michael Scott. James Patterson's Maximum Ride is okay... (I could go on all day.)
(the only reason Golden Sun isn't up here is because there isn't a book. The 4-koma doesn't count, since I can't really read it anyways... But YAY for scanslations!)
The Discworld books. HAIL THE PRATCHETT, FOR HE IS MOST AWESOME!!
Generally: Usually fantasy, mystery, or sci-fi.
Things I like/obsess about: Golden Sun.
Things that bug me: When people write interesting stories, and then drop off the face of the planet, right after a horrible cliffhanger! And then, sometimes, they re-appear and take down the story. I need resolutionl I crave it, people! I don't care WHAT kind of ending it is, just give me some closure!
Things I DISLIKE: Lasagna (I have no idea why...), speaking in front of large groups of people, spiders, my, ahem, inability to spell or type correctly (I know how to, but something is lost between my brain and my fingers. My over-use of the '...' (Whatsit...Ellipses?), and mushrooms. Please, do not mention them to me, for they are most VILE.
PPC QUOTES/OFUM QUOTES/QUOTES FROM SPORKINGS:
Legolas was leaning against a tree, waiting for his partner. The tree, his partner, grew tired of waiting and promptly devoured him out of spite.
from Deleteruis (
Huge blocks of text should be listed as a primary cause of blindness among teenagers.
See Logic Run. Run, Logic, Run! And take me with yoooouuu!!
"My Dear Lady on a collapsible crutch! Make the periods go away!"
Do not meddle in the affairs of assassins, for we are heavily-armed and quick to anger. And not noticeably subtle. -Acacia
Jay had an extensive vocabulary, it was true, but the words sometimes got scared of her and ran away.
With that i lefted and my castle was destoried.
So, all the books were taken out of it?
“Oh dear,” Radagast muttered. “I do believe the world is collapsing on itself from Trying to Make Sense. This is a rather unforeseen consequence of horrid spelling and grammar. Very interesting.”
“Radagast?” Turin asked.
“We’re about to be eaten by a giant Urple sky. Shut up and run for your life."
The students got up slowly, Kat falling into the crowd next to IthilElentari, who was trying to make her salad let go of her foot. It clung on like a salad in love, or possibly a salad that really, really liked to nibble at feet.
A door opened slowly, and Miril glanced out (while clutching a bagel like it was a deadly weapon).
Most Recent Favorite GS quote: Then again, considering their previous encounters, to fail to explain everything clearly was the modus operandi of the Wise One. He sighed. - The Other World by Ignara of Esperon
8-27-09: I haven't updated since 2-7-07? ...Seriously? Two Years?!
...Well, considering the previous state of this profile, I think I can see why...
For anyone who cares, I'll be changing my penname (You can still do that, right? I haven't logged in in forever) to either SW087 or ShadowWolf087, to unify all my accounts. Just thought you'd like some warning (if there's anyone left to warn, that is...).
I'm also debating about taking down my stories. Because they are made of EPIC. FAIL. If anyone cares, tell me.
Oh, and if you see any spelling errors or whatever, do tell.
THINGS TO DO
Go through my Favorite Stories/Authors at a later date. (Read: Eventually)
...And possibly remove some of those quotes. Which will be replaced with Pratchett. For he is Great.
And just generally clean up my profile. ...Eventually.
Let's hope I don't have any blatant or glaring spelling errors. :crosses fingers:
?! What happened to my formatting?! And what's up with the asterisks? Why wont they show up?!
...Oh. ...Or not. Somebody mind telling me?
Why does that particular section of text keep going bold...?
...And, please, DON'T look at my stories. They're atrocious. I am not responsible for any brain damage if you do. (Don't say I didn't warn you...)
Since I oh so conveniently forgot to date my last edit, I don't know how long its been. But I know it was a while ago. Or was that all done in one day? I don't care and it doesn't matter.
I am re-doing this profile completely. The English 100 class in College is to thank for this. I hope to post a new story soon, since my last ones were so atrocious. *shivers* Hopefully I've improved, and this one isn't so bad...
(Sorry if anyone actually cared about them.)
Anyways, I have no clue when I'll update again. I guess I'll see where it goes from here...
And anyone who is wondering, I was formerly DarkJupiterAdept. Pop in and say hello!
Sooo... Yeah. Any ambitions I had for this profile kinda died. That and I've been in a Dark Dawn coma since November-ish. (Aah Golden Sun, how I love thee). I will, hopefully, eventually, get back to it. Ffn changed the way you update your profile since I was last on, dunno if I like it.
Insert obligatory *Holy Crap, I haven't signed in in how long?!*
The reason I'm updating at all is because there are some Golden Sun stories I really really like and want/should add as favorites/alerts. (Will get to it eventually.) And the fact that a lot of stories that I like are either on hiatus, have not been updated for a few years, or discontinued and removed (yes, I'm talking about you, Chris Robbins. Among others.) *le sigh*
And it is incredibly late for New Years resolutions, but I never thought of any, and this is so something I've been meaning to do. I will attempt to review more often. Wish me luck.
General profile cleanup. Hello people! I still exist!
HEY GUYS I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
HEY PAST SELF, WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION??