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Anywho, welcome to my humble abode. Come on in, sit down, and have some tea. No, that glowing sock in the corner won't give you cancer, though it may bite...I thought heard it rummaging around in the 'fridge earlier, and I don't think it found anything.
"When you're not good at something, don't do that something in front of cameras," said Barbara Walters.
"Are you going to kick Mrs. Bennett down the stairs?" asked Kaili"Who told you?!" shouted Heather.
"Kiah is such a dork."Oh, yes, most definitely" "Kiah needs mental help." (Lauren and I were seeing what would make Kiah look up from her manga) "Oh my gosh, Kiah, the building's on fire!!" About 5 seconds later Kiah looks up."Huh? What?"
"1. Have you ever thought of a friend as more than a friend?" "Yes, but I SWEAR it was a guy!" An internet test and my friend Kaili
"BE EXCITED NOW! I COMMAND IT!" ":/ woohoo" "Do you not get the concept of excited, or is it just me?" Me and Taylor
"Where's the towel?" "What towel?" "The towel you dried the fruit with." "Oh, it's in the fridge." "The fridge??" Armani (AKA Jordan) Her mom Janice. And, of course, moi!
This is so cool!
Before you read the questions, write down your top 12 favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order. This was really interesting!
My Top 12: Q&A
List your twelve favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order:
1. Lily Evans
2. James Potter
3. Sirius Black
4. Remus Lupin
5. Nymphadora Tonks
6. Molly Weasley
7. Ginny Weasley
8. Fred Weasley
9. George Weasley
10. Albus Dumbledore
11. Minerva McGonagall
12. Oliver Wood
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, and that would be VERY ewwie.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yup. His personality is amazing, and teenage-him would, I'm sure, be a sweetie.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? EW EW EW M-PREG. EW.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Of course! Everybody loves Nine!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? I don't think so. Two wouldn't like to have 7 kids.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine isn't gross, but they're too close as friends. And Five/Ten is simply icky. Ewww old man.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Seven would probably scream, and Two and Twelve would be severely embarassed. If Hermione walked in on them, though, she would probably say, "Are you two using protection? We don't want any more M-Preg up in here."
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Twelve Fanfic. Oliver Wood finds himself exploring the Room of Requirement to look for a lost textbook when out of a Vanishing Cabinet pops Sirius Black! When one of them has an urge for drugs, they appear, along with a surprisingly plush setting. Being high causes them to make some bad decisions, and more M-Preg ensues (despite Hermione's efforts to stop it).
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? If there is, I haven't read it.
10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (So AU its not even funny.) The war against evil raged on for five years, in the end taking both the lives of Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort. Their deaths bring new life to a world scarred by evil, however, as Ginny Weasley progresses in her pregnancy. With a fatherless baby and a husbandless woman, will Oliver step in to fill the positions, after losing so many friends of his own?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? I'm thinking seventeenth birthday, James brings a bit of Firewhiskey for her to try, and Truth or Dare.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? What does that mean?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I think most people have written a fic with Eleven in it, though I don't know anyone who draws her...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? NO. If someone did, I might have to send the men in the white coats to check on him/her. But Four/Five is an UBER acceptable pairing. I love them.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Dang, I can't say. He's too profound for my itsy-bitsy brain.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Oh that's so hard, especially since I don't write songfics. And since he died, I want to choose something all sentimental, but that really wasn't his personality...so I can't say.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve smut fic, what would the warning be? If you would like to stay sane, please don't read this fic.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is New Years, can I visit between the holidays? (ok sorry for stealing that Alia but it's a good line!)
'Ships I sail
On a mission to stop stereotypes, one profile at a time.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.
I'm SHY, so I MUST not be worth talking to.
I actually ENJOY SPENDING TIME WITH MY MOTHER, so I MUST be an immature baby.
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