What would we do without the copy and paste button?-Me
Thank God for Capslock.-Me
This proves how dumb I am. I'm a blonde that makes fun of blondes.-Me
Haku is not dead, he's just temporairily missing.-Me
Why are you licking the laptop?!-Me to my dog
Me: Well ,I like the purple and red skittles. The yellow and orange are fine. But I love the green.
Keely: Remind me again why I came with you.
Oh, fun times in happy joy joy land.-Me...may show up in random stories
Don't make me huggle you.-Me...talking to my stuffed animals...don't ask
Reyes: Coach? Can I go get my pants out of my locker
Me: No. What I said was that he was...and then...crap.
And guys, if a girl is chasing after you...RUN!! Because they will catch you and bite. And I know what you're thinking, 'But Pastor Dale, I wanna get bit!'.-One of our pastors at Church Camp
Look boys and girls, we all know that the ins and outs of bodies are diffrent. You don't have to have sex to figure that out.-...Pastor Dale again...And I know what you're thinking, 'What are they teaching the kids at this camp?'...I have wondered the same thing many a time.
Me: Staci...I am pondering...
Me: I'm going to hell.
My Opinion On Gay Marrige: The bible says that they're going to hell, so they might as well be happy on earth.
I did NOT just say that out loud.
Razors pain you,
We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous. (Lie Outright Lie!)
I wonder what it's like to be a slice of cheese.
You think it's funny but you couldn't last a day in my shoes.
Best Friends: Because parents couldn't handle us as sisters. (Amen.)
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra. You have nothing to put in it.
I'm not spoiled. I'm well taken care of.
If drama was vodka, our whole school would be wasted.
Don't hate me 'cuz I'm pretty.
I have the kind of friends that if my house was buring down they would be making smores and hitting on the hott firemen.
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head.
omg. the rain's wet!
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.
Sometimes, it's best not to question your friend. Just help them dump the body bag into the river.
I trip UP the stairs.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
The only people you need in your life are the people that need you in theirs.
Life without friends is like a rainbow in black and white.
This is funny...
you're funny. well, at least your face is.
Smile cuz it's the second best thing you can do your mouth.
Your IQ is as high as a speed bump.
Cheers to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking:
One single smile,
Ok...I'm done...thanx for reading!