I am the Humbug, and I mean you no harm.

I also invented the 'manly squee'. Maybe you've seen it...

FANFARE OF TRUMPETS... squee... FANFARE OF TRUMPETS

I began writing Kim Possible fan fiction back in 2005 after having discovered the 'Kigo' genre entirely by accident; I'd never even watched the TV show when I first learned of sites like the KP Slash Haven and Deviant Art. I've seen many amazing pieces of artwork and read some wonderful stories... likewise, there are certainly enough dismal examples of both art and fiction, but I've seen and read those, too. The pairing of Kim Possible with her nemesis Shego appeals to me and my primary inspiration was the story 'A Small Possibility' by the author NoDrogs, so obviously I like the idea of them having children together.

If you knew me, you might think me the least likely person to want to write 'slash' fiction about two cartoon characters; I'm a heterosexual white male, late thirties, conservative in nature and pretty much a misanthrope to the core. Nevertheless, here I am and here I will remain. I usually have two to three projects in the works at any one time and I am a very slow writer. This is unfair to anyone who likes my stories, because updates are infrequent and can be months apart. I am receptive to feedback and love reviews, good or bad, because there's always something to be learned and I feel that my technique and skills have steadily improved.

Here is my bibliography, separated by category and listed in chronological order:

First and foremost, there is my Who's Writing This Crap? Kigo-verse, borrowing the characters Kasy Ann and Sheki Go from NoDrogs. It is here that most of my stories take place.

Parents
Extra Onions - for http://
Time Alone
The Stubborn Beast Flesh (incomplete)
Deep Down
Kigo Eternal (incomplete)
Scenes Of Love
Mirror-Mirror
Green
In With The New
Off The Rack
The Passing Of A Hero
Fire With Fire
Sticks And Stones
Around The Campfire - for ~StarvingLunatic
A Cookie For Ecclesiastes
Tag
Crumbs (incomplete)
And The Award Goes To...
Off The Rack II
My Last Kim Possible Story

Then you have The Sisters Saga; this is my sole contribution to the 'alternate universe' theme. In this storyline, you find that Shego was adopted as a small child by the Possible family and that she is the older sister of Kim.

The Bestest Little Girl In The World
Trio Possible (incomplete)

Finally, there is KPB2E, which is a little difficult to explain. The short version is that it's a combination of Kigo with breast and belly expansion... but that's a whole other obsession. Essentially, it's crap but harmless.

Kim Flatable
So Round, So Firm, So Fully Kigo

I have no plans to stop writing any time soon. Feel free to slip me anything that you'd like to see in a future story and I'll see what I can do!

Be well!