Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.
My name is Charli.
22-year-old who is hopelessly obsessed with Harry Potter.
I don't care what it says in cannon I still think Harry and Severus were made for each other.
Just so I don't have to type it over and over again...
Disclaimer! I do not own Harry Potter (though I wish I did) or anything/anyone else that is a part of J.K. Rowling's Potterverse. (a girl can dream) I am NOT making any money of of this. I write solely for my personal enjoyment. (and hopefully the enjoyment of those who read my stories) Do not sue me. I have nothing of value except for a mask from the Carnival in Venice, Italy, and a tempermental, beat up, mud covered truck with a busted tail light that needs a new muffler
Don't you think Teddy Bears are so absolutely cute and cuddly??
(28-January-08)So recently I was looking for tidbits of information that I had half forgotten but wanted to include in one of my on-going WIP's. Imagine my surprise when I came across a lurvely little list of fetishes. The author of the list, Lengliorla, found them on Wikipedia. I thought I would include that list here for those of you who stumble along and find yourselves here.
Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliancesAcomophilia: sexual attraction to baldness (also hairless genitalia)Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain soundsAdolescentilism: sexual pleasure from acting or dressing like an adolescent; not to be confused with ephebophilia, which is sexual attraction towards adolescents.Ailurophilia: a form of zoophilia—sexual attraction to catsAlgolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness (see sensory deprivation)Amputee fetishism: divided to acrotomophilia (sexual attraction to amputation or amputees) and apotemnophilia (sexual arousal from having a healthy body part amputated) Anaclitism: sexual arousal from wearing or using baby objects Andromimetophilia (also gynemimetophilia): sexual attraction towards women dressed as men or who have had a sex change operation Anesthesia fetishism: sexual arousal by the idea of anesthesia and the equipment related to its use Apodysophilia: desire to undress (see nudism) Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism Autoabasiophilia: sexual attraction to oneself being lame or crippled Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman (see Blanchard, Bailey, and Lawrence theory for discussion on controversy) Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape (cf. raptophilia) Blastophilia: sexual pleasure from explosions Blood fetish (also haematophilia): sexual attraction involving blood (either on another person or the liquid itself); not to be confused with haemophilia (a genetic disorder of the blood) Breast expansion fetish: sexual arousal to the gradual or sudden enlargement of breasts Breast fetishism: sexual arousal by a certain size or shape of the breasts or nipples Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity Chrematistophilia (also harpaxophilia): sexual arousal from paying for sex or being robbed by one's sexual partner Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age Cock and ball torture (also phalloorchoalgolagnia): sexual arousal by the administration of painful stimuli to the male genitals Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces Covert incestiphilia: arousal from non-contact sexual behavior with a child Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants Diaper fetishism (also autonephioplia): sexual arousal from diapers Doll fetish (also pediophilia): sexual attraction to dolls Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomiting Endytophilia: preferring to have sexual activity while fully clothed Ephebophilia (also hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation (see medical warnings).Erotic lactation (also galactophilia or lactophilia): sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence Exhibitionism (also autagonistophilia or peodeiktophilia): sexual arousal by engaging in sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person) Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate Fecophilia: sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself Fetishism: the use of non-sexual or inanimate objects or part of a person's body to gain sexual excitement. Examples include: Balloon fetishism – Bike fetish – Dental braces fetishism – Foot fetishism (podophilia) – Fur fetishism – Hand fetishism – Leather fetishism – Lipstick fetishism – Panty fetishism – Rubber fetishism – Shoe fetishism – Silk/Satin fetishism – Smoking fetishism – Sneezing fetishism – Spandex fetishism – Spitting fetishism – Uniform fetish Fat fetishism (also lipophilia): sexual attraction towards overweight or obese people Food play: sexual arousal from food Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person Garment fetishism: sexual arousal from a type of garment (clothes, uniforms, gloves, leather, socks, etc.) Gastergastrizophilia: sexual arousal derived from the sight of or sensations associated with someone (usually female) receiving punches in the stomach; also known as "bellypunching". Geisiphilia: sexual arousal associated with tasting an unfamiliar flavour; especially a theoretical "original flavour". Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly Hebophilia: sexual attraction to adolescents (those who are no longer children, but have not completed puberty) Heterochromophilia: sexual attraction towards people of a different skin colour Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of one's own gender Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes Hypephilia: sexual attraction to fabrics Hypnofetishism: sexual arousal to being hypnotized, hypnotizing others or viewing others being hypnotized (usually directed in a popular cultural depiction of mind control, hypnosis or brainwashing)Impregnation fetish: sexual arousal to the possibility or risk of impregnation through unprotected vaginal sex Incestophilia: sexual attraction to a member of one's own family Jock sniffing: sexual arousal from sniffing unlaundered jockstraps Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors Kattyphilia: sexual arousal from young, beautiful Greek women Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas Koumpounophilia: sexual arousal from buttons Ludophilia: sexual attraction to games (or, in more recent years, video games). Lust murder (also homicidophilia or erotophonophilia): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia)—the opposite of microphilia Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer Medical fetishism: sexual arousal to medicine related objects or activities Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts—the opposite of macrophilia Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner Navel fetishism: sexual attraction to the human navel Necropedophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses of children Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses Nepiophilia (also infantophilia): sexual attraction to children three years old or younger Nyotaimori (Japanese term): sexual arousal by eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a (usually naked) woman Nose fetishism (also nasophilia): sexual attraction to the sight and touch of human noses Oenophilia: Sexual arousal from wine Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors Omorashi (Japanese term): sexual arousal to one's or a partner's feeling of having a full bladder Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby Parthenophilia: sexual attraction to virgins Pecattiphilia: sexual arousal from committing sins or from feeling guilt (also includes stygiophilia—the specific thought of going to hell) Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children (British spelling: paedophilia) Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals Pregnancy fetishism: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire Raptophilia: sexual arousal at the idea of being raped (cf. biastophilia) Robot fetishism: sexual attraction to machines, especially robots or androids Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain Salirophila: sexual arousal by ruining (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner Savantophilia: sexual arousal to mentally challenged individuals Schediaphilia (also toonophilia): love of (or sexual arousal towards) cartoon characters Shoe fetishism (also retifism): sexual arousal from shoes Sitophilia: sexual arousal by involving food in sex Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts Statuephilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles Stigmatophilia: sexual focus on a partner who is tattooed or scarred Symphorophilia: sexual attraction with stage-managing a disaster, such as a traffic accident Robot fetishism (also ASFR or technosexuality): fetishistic attraction to humanoid or non-humanoid robots Technophilia: sexual arousal from techno or technology. Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers Telephonicophilia: sexual arousal in explicit phone conversations Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people Tickling fetishism (also acarophilia): sexual pleasure from being tickled or the sensation of itching Tightlacing: sexual arousal by wearing or having a partner wear a tightly laced corset Tamakeri (Japanese term): sexual arousal from having a male kicked in the testicles by a woman Total enclosure fetishism: sexual arousal by having the entire body enclosed in a certain way Transformation fetish: sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings Transvestic fetishism (also transvestism): sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of the opposite gender Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair Troilism: sharing a sexual partner with another person while looking on Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by othersUrophagia: sexual attraction to drinking urine or watching others drink urine Vorarephilia (also gynophagia): sexual attraction at the thought of being eaten by or eating another person or creature. It includes endosomataphillia—a sexual fetish of being within someone (a sub-genre is partial unbirthing—a sexual attraction to inserting an adult head into a vagina). Voyeurism: sexual arousal through secretly watching others having sex (also includes scoptophilia—the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities (see Peeping Tom) Wakamezake (Japanese term): sexual arousal by drinking alcohol from a woman's body.Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing Wing fetishism: sexual attraction to wings, often those of angels or demons Xenophily: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, it can also mean sexual attraction to aliens) Yeastiality: sexual arousal from intercourse with bread Zelophilia: sexual arousal from jealousy Zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals Zoosadism: sexual gratification derived from causing pain and suffering to animals. Necrozoophilia (also necrobestiality) strictly applies to killing animals.
Well as you can see, the list is ... interesting. One of these may make it into one of my (hopefully) soon to be posted fics. I'm hoping to get some updates out in the next few days. No promises though. ;P
16 Things to do at your local WalMart Store :D
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
If this made you laugh, or you are planning on doing these things, copy, and paste this into your profile.
If your best friend insists on anoying you every second ofthe day, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you laugh for no reason at all. Crazy is when your eating cereal, and you put the cereal in the fridge, and the milk in the pantry... Crazy is when you love Twilight/ New Moon/Eclipse so much you literally go to EVERY website Google, Yahoo and AskJeeves has given you when you type 'Twilight' in the search box.Crazy is when you are watching a pokemon movie and are crying then start laughing and then start crying again Crazy is when you are so obsessed with something that they have to threaten to send you to an insane asylum, then you go through withdrawal symptoms. Crazy is when you are so in love with fanfiction that if no-one reminded you, you'd forget to eat. Crazy is when you set up an account at fanfiction because you want to write, and then forget all about it because you get so caught up reading others' stories. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, MagicalVampire, SeverusSnapeisMINE2008, GryffSlyth Lover, Mindovermadness
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If your typing teacher is evil, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
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You know you are obsessed with fanfiction when...
1.) You go through withdrawal symptoms when you can't get your 'fix' for the day.
2.) You get extremly angry/violent when someone interrupts you when you are reading.
3.) You forget to eat
4.) You confuse fanfiction with the books
5.) You feel as if the last book (7th) was really a bad/good fanfiction you read and not the real thing.
6.) You sometimes feel the urge to talk to your friends about something one of the characters did in the story.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile and add anything you may feel falls into this category.
You know you are obsessed with Harry Potter when...
1.) When you enter a room you mutter 'Lumos' instead of reaching for the light switch
2.) When you run through possible curses and hexes in your head when angry at someone
3.)You actually carry a 'wand' with you at all times
4.)You reach for a wand when you need something- to curse or to charm.
5.) When you can't find something, have the overwhelming urge to just 'accio' it- and have tried to. Repeatedly.
6.) Sometimes confuse your firend's names with Harry Potter characters and don't understand when they don't answer.
7.) Get extremely upset/angry/furious when someone interrupts you when you are doing someting Potter related.
Please repost this if it describes you. Add something else to the list.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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Men are like a deck of cards...
You need a HEART to love him
You need a DIAMOND to marry him
You need a CLUB to bash his f-ing head in
You need a SPADE to bury the bastard
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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
Please read this I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Please read this
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it