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‘In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)’ from the profile of Nocturna
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Another Life by Ryuchan21 reviews
Pairings: Vexen x Marluxia & Xigbar x Demyx Summery: Vexen wakes up after the fall of Kingdom hearts to find himself whole. In search of his fellow Organization members he finds Marluxia and an unlikely relationship forms.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,568 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
The Right Way To Do It by Crystal Haze reviews
Tonks kisses Remus under the mistletoe. Sirius shows her how it's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Are we there yet? by draco-is-the-punk reviews
The Marauders go on a Muggle Studies camping field trip. Expect flirting, finding themselves and each other, chocolate sharing and puppy love. SiriusxRemus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
The Curse of Time by Starr Dust reviews
Jack and Will parted ways years ago, but when the two reunite after five years apart, Jack realizes that he should have never let him go. Slash, Mpreg
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,591 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Firewhiskey by OCDdegrassi reviews
When the boys drink Firewhiskey, things heat up. SiriusRemusJames. Slash. Threesome. Marauder's Era. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Unbreakable Ties by Tun Yun reviews
[Sequel to Unbreakable Bonds]Something is wrong with Draco and it's affecting Harry, Sirius and Severus severely. Can they resolve it before one of them get's hurt, emotionally or physically?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hangover by Miya Morana reviews
[OneShot] [Slash] [Post AWE] One hundred years has passed since Jack and Elizabeth had saved Will's life. Time has robbed him of his wife and son, and all he has left is old witted Jack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Oh, Whatever by SerpentsAttire reviews
Possible AWE spoilers. My attempt at humor. Just an alternate ending of AWE, in which Will and Elizabeth argue, secrets come out, and someone dies. Will Jack slash. AU. Elizabeth bashing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Unbreakable Bonds by Tun Yun reviews
Harry is in for a rollercoaster ride of a year. He finds out that Snape can actually be civil and Nice. He begins to get to know his Godfather, and not to mention an adoption case and the final battle! COMPLETED and currently under revision.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,854 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The New Dark Lord by AussiePhoenix reviews
Harry's vision indicates he's in grave danger. The people he trusts the most, are those he is supposed to fear. Enemies become allies, and trusted friends turn. COMPLETE First of trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,069 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Announcements by autumnchanges reviews
Everyone has a very important annoucment to make including Dumbledore, Harry, Draco, Snape, Sirius, Remus, and even Voldemort... I can't really explain much without giving it all away so just check it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anything Except That by Silarcta reviews
Vexen says he can do anything so Zexion decides to do a nasty bet with him. Lemon[VexenMarluxia]. FINALLY COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Tears of Vampires by Black Dragon Lady reviews
HPSSSlash I really don't have a summary. but this is AU. Severus wants harry for keeps. Harry finds confort in Severus and starts to fall in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,036 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Return from behind the veil by Spannie reviews
Harry is in love with both Sirius and Remus but has lost Sirius behind the veil. Sirius returns to those he loves, bringing three very important people back with him. Manipulative Dumbledore. Hermione bashing. HPSBRL, RWDM, JPLE, GWDG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,705 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Shenris Shenrir by UtterlyPointless reviews
When a cosmic event denies the laws of physics, what could be behind it? Surely not an unorthodox teenager? And what will happen when the gods become involved? Rated T for caution. I do not own the TT, but I do own the story and hte OC's.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Was Meant to Be by oxWolfxstarxo reviews
rated for mpreg, language, slash...and a lot of sex...When Sirius goes beyond the veil, he meets up with someone who can send him back to the land of the living so he can live his life the way it was meant to be lived. SBRL slash! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,816 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar? by Spectra16 reviews
What would the characters of Harry Potter do for a Klondike bar? Hermione, Quirrel, Snape, Lucius, Hagrid, Ron, Trelawney, pretty much everyone is in here. And finally featuring . . . HARRY! Now taking ideas for Dumbledore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Behind the rainbow by relative1983 reviews
Au 6th year. Harry and his aunt have a better relationship than most think. During the summer after 5th year, some things happen that need to be kept secret, things that can be deadly, but for whom? And why does Harry lie to his friends? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,121 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Of Snogs and Strip Poker by amor-remanet reviews
While Remus attempts to tutor Peter in DADA, James and Sirius play Strip Exploding Snap and an interesting bet is raised. SLASH, RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Prodigal by MidniteMarauder reviews
AU, Sirius returns from 'the Veil' and makes an unexpected appearance during HalfBlood Prince's Christmas Day scene at the Burrow. RS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Under the Unlucky Star by Hopeakaarme reviews
AU. Remus Lupin kidnaps the fouryearold Harry after seeing how he's treated at the Dursleys'. This soon becomes a journey to hide from both the Ministry and Sirius Black, who's escaped from Azkaban... COMPLETE. SLASH RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,324 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Difference a Letter Makes by Mariann's reviews
AU PoA - Third year - what could happen if Sirius Black had one moment of reason while trying to catch the Rat at Hogwarts? - SBRL slash - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Unlikely Hero by Claggart reviews
Severus Snape has to rescue Prince Harry from the evil dragon Voldemort. Adventure? Lots. Romance? Oh, definitely. Happy ending? Only one way to find out… NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,655 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Goodbye, Moony by Tracy-Lou reviews
Remus is dying and telling Harry to not grieve for him because he can now be reunited with his dead lover, Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
His Place by Lariawien reviews
Elizabeth helps to put Will back into his place. Beside Jack. (JSWT slash)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2004
Innocence Lost by Alania Black reviews
Do you remember the loss of your innocence? The moment you first realized the world was one big awful place that simply wanted to screw you over and leave you to bleed your heart out? I remember the loss of mine, and beautiful Remus who helped me recover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Black Passion by Dragon Mistress reviews
Sirius returns from the dead and goes to visit Remus, and Harry. So why's that a bad thing? SLASH, minor OOTP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Cinderremus and Other Such Tales by Rinna-chan reviews
Romulus is a cross-dresser, Sirius is a toad-turned-prince, and the Big Bad Wolf is Remus' father. And there are goats and lack of pants. What? - Yaoi/Slash, oddness, and a bit of insanity
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry's Outburst reviews
One shot, this is actually written by a friend and is not actually our story. If you like mindless violene and sick humour this is for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete