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Author has written 8 stories for Wrestling, Yu-Gi-Oh, Peter Pan, Naruto, Labyrinth, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Harry Potter.
I am a moderately sane cajun river rat that serves tea with bouts of randomness, and irrepressible flights of fancy. I am the poster child for ADD, and at 37, bring home no bacon worthwhile. Though a mediocre author, I am a fanfiction lover at my best. Full of snark, and antiquated wit. At least I like to think so. I'm not very good at speaking in the "voice" I need most of my major characters to speak with, though through perserverance, I've managed to not look or sound completly like a fool ...I think. The rest I leave to chance, the roll of the dice, and sheer dumb luck
As they say in whispers in private circles around the world over, don't annoy the crazy person.
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!" -Jack Kerouac
And now comes the part where I glomp my inner-fangirl and Squee!
First, a warning. I have more than 2 decades of reading fanfiction under my belt. I've read a hell of a lot. The good, the bad, and the ugly as it were. Bigoted, racist or homophobic comments will be ignored. Constructive criticism is welcome. Be kind enough to remember I am more of a reader than a writer, not a miracle worker, nor a certified author. Be honest, not rude.
That much said if, like the couple of snotty brats that have dared, you would like to disparage me in person, I've been told I have a nasty left hook.
I separate this because I have no muse. It's highly doubtful you'll get more than 5 or 6 chapters out of me per several years. With encouragement that could change. But until a beta offers their services and/or the mood strikes updates shall be SLOW!
Works In Progress Offline:
Something Strange - Sesshoumaru/Xander Status - Chapter 3 is outlined.
Teatime - Xander/? Status - Chapter 3 is halfway written.
Up for adoption as I don't expect to ever finish them.
The Glowing Circle of Doom - Harry/? Status - Chapter 1 outline done. HP/LOTR Crossover
Hedwig's Lament - Harry/? Status - Chapter 1 outline done.
Here Be Nargles: A Pirating We Will Go; or Pirate Potter Saves the Fair-haired Maiden - Harry/Luna Status: Chapter 1 outline done. A Harry Potter/POTC crossover The Rum was gone again. He was starting to actually believe Luna when she said the Nargles took it.
An Apple A Day - Harry/House Crossover Status - Story outline done
Xander Is NOT Amused - Xander/? Status - Chapter 1 outline done Btvs/LOTR crossover
The Charming Chocobo - No Pairing Status - Chapter 1 rough outline done. A FFXII/HP Crossover
For those of you who are smoking enough crack to want to read more of my stories or are interested in knowing where else I archive at, you can usually find me at Adulfanfiction.net archiveofourown.org or Twisting the Hellmouth.
Whew. I just noticed Xander gets around in my world. Too bad he can't visit. ;_;
Current Music Obsession: Karliene Game of Thrones Soundtrack
Happy Summer EVERYONE!
I am more of a reader than a writer as the muse is fleeting. Don't expect fast. Hell, don't expect anything. I update maybe once a year.
If you're lucky.
Let me know if you complete these and I'll feature you on my page.
(1)Flying Ultra-Pink Challenge
Apply your favorite character into the world of your least favorite involving the words Ultra-Pink, Schnauzer, submarine and the description of the feeling of flying.
(2) Screw The Rules I have Money challenge
Have a member of the Black family from Harry Potter come up against Seto Kaiba in a business deal that outwits Kaiba which he laments when Mokuba points it out. Bonus points for a creative use of a pineapple.
(3)The Secret Lives of Hobbits challenge
This is BilboxThorin challenge. Hobbits apparently have a few strange things they do that make everyone around them either laugh, cry or become appalled at what they're seeing. You decide what secret things they do and doing what. Perhaps the secret thing Bilbo does makes Thorin get the hots for him who knows. BONUS!!! The words amenable & Neutralizer.
(4)I went to Sunnydale and All I Got Was This Lousy Hole In My Heart challenge.
Ultra-Mega-Super-Special-Awesome Bonus: Ron knowing more about the Slayer than anybody ever knew. Perhaps a relative was a watcher or something.
I have created a list for Master of Death!Harry Potter fic recs/fic find. It's on Yahoo and Google groups!