idkwhatthisevenis
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Joined 06-02-06, id: 1059104, Profile Updated: 08-02-10
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.
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Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Life of DeiDei by Kimiko Haru reviews
Deidara had a dream. No. Not a dream. It was ... a nightmare. A nightmare..COME TRUE! SakuraxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
The Art of Substitution by ninzor reviews
When Team 7 and Team Gai are chosen to be substitute teachers at a nonninja elementary school, chaos is sure to ensue.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2006
Love of the Sea Lion by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
All Sasuke wants to do is be a sealion with Nisan![ItaSasu Uchihacest MM ShounenAi Incest Shouta 3rd POV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Hogwarts Academy of the Ninja Arts reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, a young boy with a scar on his stomach that he knows nothing of, is suddenly thrown into the magical world of ninjas. What will happen? [Harry Potter rewritten with Naruto characters. OOC. Crackish. T for language.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007
The New Subsitute Teachers reviews
The criminal organization Akatsuki is deployed on a extremely important, crucial, and dangerous mission becoming substitute teachers at Happy Hills Private Elementary School. What will become of them? OOC, CRACK FIC. T for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Silent Night reviews
What happens when Kakashi finds Sasuke, tortured and bleeding, in a forest? [KakaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
What Fun! reviews
Sasuke is under attack by screaming fangirls. Kakashi is suffering from constant panic attacks. And Naruto... he's another story. CRACK FIC, ooc. Rated T for language and content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
A Night at the Inn reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are forced to share a room at the inn they're staying at for a night. What will happen? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, whatever you prefer. Vomit inducing cliches within. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Homicide of Sorts reviews
The REAL reason why Itachi killed his clan. [OOC crack OneShot] Sorry, no Uchihacest. xD Rated T for language and, er, suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rock Lee, the Handsome Beast of Colgate? reviews
Lee wants to be Colgate toothpaste's new posterboy! :D [crackfic, OOC]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Lee R., Gai M.
Goodnight Kiss reviews
Sasuke wakes up in the middle of the night for a drink, and drags his nii san along! Minor ItaSasu and Uchihacest, nothing graphic just pure, innocent fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Relief reviews
Short fic taking place during Sasuke's childhood. Suicide. Slightly angsty. Minor ItaxSasu if you squint. My first fic, please be gentle. Reviews will be loved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.