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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm just your average Jane who likes to write and read fan fiction.

I have blonde hair and green eyes, an older sister, a mum and a da, grandparents, 15 years untill I'm 30, three dogs, four fish, a mobile phone, five perfumes, 91 CDs, and a paintball gun with 1000 yellow paintballs.

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Forbidden Love by FallingWithGrace reviews
WilliamDylan SLASH. When William admits his feelings to Dylan, Dylan finds that he loves William too. They love each other, but the world may not love them back, starting with their father...
Yours, Mine, and Ours - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/22/2006
Falling Like This by FallingWithGrace reviews
[Grounded For Life] All his life, Jimmy has been ignored in his family. However, when he makes a shocking realization about himself after meeting a remarkable individual, he will need all the support he can get. JimmyOMC Slash
Grounded For Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/27/2006
Of Friends, Fires, and Fortune Cookies by Rune-Spirit reviews
WarrenxMagentaxLash, WillxLayla Lash fights to win Magenta over while Warren struggles with his newfound jealousy and Maj grapples with the confusion of having two crushes and the sensation of two boys competing to win her affection.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,103 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2007
Bittersweet Melodies by o-Amethyst-o reviews
What happenes to a long abused child, now a young man, who finally gets the love and care he had so desperately needed all along? Will he grasp the chance at bettering his life or will the crimes done to him prove to be too much?HD Slash!,OOC,AU,Creature
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Loser's Game by Grando181 reviews
Stan can never be a winner in the game he plays. No one knows when the change occurred, but the emminent cry for help remains. The question remains of what happened? WARNING: Major Slash/Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,328 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Why is it always me? by esiwyks reviews
Harry has recently came upon his magical inheritance, a year early. But not only is he a Gryffindor descendent, but also he is Salazaar's. Slash eventually for mature audience later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,622 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Elvin Child by labarynth-mind reviews
AU:What if Petunia Dursley didn't take Harry that night?and he was sent to an orphanage?This is SLASH. If you don't like it then don't read it.RLHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,391 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Wishing Stone by The Daydream Catcher reviews
The story of the Girl Who Lived. Holly Potter is captured by the enigmatic Severus Snape. A precious magical item, called a wishing stone, sends them both hurtling back in time. Post HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Death Waits For No Hero by tyger666 reviews
ON HIATUS! Harry wakes up after being dead for two weeks. He isn't alive, but he isn't dead, and he has no idea what happened to him. Slash! HPDM. Also contains self injury, swearing, and some just plain disturbing stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,520 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Burning Desire by SuzukiRavenFire reviews
AN: This story is currently undergoing a rewrite but will be back up soon hopefully
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bad Influences by Peopleperson1590 reviews
3 new freshman from America come to Seigaku and are coincidentally Ryoma's friends from America. Though everyone thinks they are a bad influence on Ryoma as they notice Ryoma's behavior changes. Rated M for safety and lemon in later chapters.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,938 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Momoshiro T., E. Ryoma
Kiss and Make Up by thewicked reviews
Harry and Draco find themselves trapped in a strange room with now way out, and nothing to entertain themselves with but some board games, Twister, and eachother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Catch Me Before I Fall by Fallen Shadowed Angel reviews
Nobody knew what went on behind the closed doors of No4 until it was too late, how broken and far gone is Harry Potter? ChildAbuse!AU!OOCness!Yr.6
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
That Crimson Touch by knick-knack-15 reviews
Who knew that the pressures of staying skinny and beautiful and being the perfect role model for girls all over the world could hit THAT hard? So hard that it drives you to do things unimaginable? Welcome to the REAL world of Hannah Montana. ON HIATUIS!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/19/2006
Cat Got Your Tongue? by Mazie reviews
Harry loves Quidditch, but hearing Oliver ramble about it all summer drives him NUTS! What happens when Oliver's put on a bet to not talk about Quidditch for a week? HarryOliver!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Harry P., Oliver W.
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Daemon Blood reviews
When Howarts letters were sent out in the summer of 1991, there was one first year who never recived his, not that he wanted it. Problem is, he's the only one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Harry P., OC
Hands Down reviews
Blair Potter[Girl!Harry] is staying at the Burrow the summer after her Godfather died. After talking to a certain older redhead about sirious matters, she really hadn't planed on sleeping in his bed that night. Rated M for a reason! New name!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Harry P., Charlie W.
The Simplest of Plans reviews
Don't have to know DeGrassi to read! After the Ministry finally admits that Voldemort’s back, Dumbledore decides to send Hogwarts students that are on Voldemorts hitlist to a Muggle school in Canada… What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Harry P.
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