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Joined 06-04-06, id: 1060173, Profile Updated: 02-03-08
Author has written 5 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Mega Man, Invader Zim, and Kingdom Hearts.


Okay. I have a feeling that if anyone has been waiting for updates they're pretty pissed. And are going to have a fit when they find out that the computer I use had a MAJOR virus attack and completely broke down. Mmmyep. Bad news for the lot of us I suppose.

That also just happened to add to my depression increasing the length of my writer's block. Yes'm I am most certianly depressed and any ideas that occur to me with writing are a bunch of character suicide/homicide plots of no humor. Which bums me out. Which makes me more depresseed. And thus the cycle continues.

PS. I just realized I haven't said savvy in a while. I'm gonna have to start using it agian a whole lot. Savvy?

PPS. New computer. I can now check mail and but don't bother IMing me cause I haven't bothered downloading aim. Yaaaay. Eh but all my fanfiction stuff was on the old computer including rough draft chapters I wrote for current fiction. Boooo... sorry about that.


I finally made a KH fic. Which was the main reason I joined anyways. But all my KH fics at the time stunk so yeah... And this one isn't that great either. Just testing my self a bit before returning to my other fics. Cause it would really stink if I wrecked those.


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Owshad

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Owshad (When I'm bored)

I have failed my IQ test because I was busy chasing aliens. If you will accept the fact that aliens exist and I am not a stupid, crazy person copy and paste this into your profile.

Demyx plays a colascione, NOT a sitar. If you were enough of a nerd to google both instruments, copy and paste this into you profile.

Quotes (because I said so)

"Who is Walt Disney?" - some kid in art class

"I love you!... Um... Not in that way but you know... Eh screw it man, I love you!" -me to all my friends at one point or another.

"What is confusion but time unleashed in a brianwave?"- me attemping to sound smart and confusing someone further at the same time. Unsurprisingly it worked. Well, the confusing someone father bit.

"Hey, have you ever wanted something, but were afriad to ask for it because it might cause you to forever seem immature, violent and destroy all respect anyone has ever had for you? No? Good. I feel the same." Me

"If I was to suddenly die in front of you for no reason what so ever, what would be your favorite flavor of ice cream?" Me talking to May insanely violent friend.

"Chocolate." May answering the said question after a moment of 'WTF'-ness.

"If there's one thing I know, its that I have no idea what you're talking about." -me

"God damn it, if you don't shut up I'll hit you with a stick!" The only decent conversation with my sister

"And THAT is why no one listens to me. I mean if anyone did the world would end and their would be world peace and all that jazz, but THAT is a pretty good reason too!" -Me

"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you." -I have no idea where it's from but I find it amusing.

Things you should know.

My name's Reds. Remeber it or I'll get mad.

I like plurals.

Colors are savvy.

I like saying savvy.

If you don't like the word savvy I'll use it to annoy you.

If you don't like glomping perpare for me to glomp you.

I have an irresitable urge to annoy people. Especially you.

If you don't like me I probably won't leave you alone.

I listen to the voices only because they remember the answers on tests.

I like to watch people spazz out. Which is why I do crazy things to make people spazz out.

I am the wizard that did it.

And I'm not gonna undo it. So ha.

I have a sock puppet named Poco fused to my hand. And he has a life of his own.

Poco thirsts for world domination.

Did I metion I'm lazy?

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L all over again by PuPu.Lyn reviews
We all know shinigami can kill, but who knew they could turn a full grown detective into a young kid too? Light has his toughest case yet-caring for L! Will he learn a bit about him on the way? Shounen ai LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,968 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - L, Light Y.
The Materia Hunter by Drywater reviews
In a forest. In a basement. In an amusement park. In a boat. In a plane. In a crater. The story of our journey. .:First person, Yuffie POV. Mild Yuffentine.:
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,394 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Fairy Note Madness by Product Of A Sick Society reviews
Crackish storyline, serious themes - Fairytale style. Light, a reluctant tower 'princess' since the age of sixteen when the Magic Mirror announced his fate, decides to take drastic measures that may lead to more than what he bargained for. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,384 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
Bloody Business by McFuzzie reviews
Light is bitten on the hand by an insomniatic man he picks up on the street. He later finds that he was given "the mark of the undead," and is expected to fufil his duty as the God of Death. Vampfic LxLight; Rated M for later chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,027 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - L, Light Y.
Slayers SHADOW by Grand Warlock Naarghul reviews
Naga the Serpent meets a strange creature with an even stranger form of magic, and her whole world is turned upside down. Meanwhile, a dark shadow falls on the ruins of Rezo's Tower...Slayers World of Warcraft crossover. Rated for violence and adult humor
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Nagha
Babysitting by Aurora M. Tepes reviews
Sephiroth finally gets an assignment, but it's not exactly a normal one...Chapter 12 finally up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sephiroth, Yazoo
Dommination Industries by avatarjk137 reviews
Sequel to Shadowboxing. When the Tallest decide drastic measures are necessary to remove that little thorn in their side, they hire a team of bounty hunters like no other.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,331 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Zim - Complete
Memoirs of a Genius by Schemergirl reviews
Hojo going crazy. The man is back in town! Costarring Jenova, Sephiroth, Vincent, denial, moral decline and other fun stuff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,947 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Prof. Hojo, Vincent V.
Way of the Ninja by GirlEnigma reviews
*HIATUS* Yuffie's POV through the entire game, and Advent Children and Dirge. Progessive Yuffentine. Only a few changes through the progress of the game. R&R
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
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Adventures of Ruby the Mildly Annoyed Irken reviews
Poor old Ruby gets stuck on planet Earth with no way off. Will Zim help? Of course not! Der is now found agian! Yay! No pairings cause they're gross.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,543 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Dib, Zim
Another OC Centered KH Fic reviews
A parody of all those fics we all have nightmares about. You know. The ones where the wonderful writer inserts their wonderful self and wonderful friends into the game and does everything and everyone loves them and stuff? Yeah you know.'Cept with a twist
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
ToTAL INSANiTy reviews
Don't read. You've been warned.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
MisAdventures of the Future Dib Robot reviews
Written with me pal Bones. What happens if the robot from Future Dib is programmed to think and feel and do crazy stuff? The Misadventures of Future Dib of course! Rated for curses and violence in later chapters. Discontinued until the end of AoRtMAI.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007
Wily Has Lost it reviews
Classic MegaMan Series. Most common characters are Wily, Bass and QuickMan. At the moment Bass has discovered Zero's blueprints and is showing them to everyone he can find. Is Zero really a girl or a boy? Havoc endures!
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006