Something Terribly Clever
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Joined 06-04-06, id: 1060233, Profile Updated: 11-14-17
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.


Hi, I'm the owner of this lovely profile. I'm a twenty-something aspiring writer, who is just now figuring out her life, and that not everything is what it seems. I will be returning to school in the fall and trying to pull myself out of the hole I let be dug for me. I will continue to work on my story(ies) until I deem it necessary to stop. Yes, I used to be Extinction of the Gummy Bears. I have decided to ditch the old name and reinvent myself and my writings. I will still be working on A Beautiful Nightmare, but I have changed many things in the story and have decided to make it a whole series. This is just for fun, and I stress that. IT IS ONLY FUN. If you don't like it tenth walkers, suck a nut, no one told you to read them.

I have learned a whole mess of stuff in the past year, and I would like to open up my inbox to anyone who needs to talk or is seeking advice with parents, relationships or anyone just looking for a friend.

Here is a little bit about me:

Favorite Past Times: finding dorky looking pictures of Legolas, having meme wars with my brother, shamelessly playing Pokémon Go, being dragged around by a four-year-old, telling people to fight me

Favorite Books: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Princess Bride, The Gemma Doyle Trilogy, The Iron Fey Trilogy, The Pelenor Series

Favorite Movies/TV Shows: Roseanne, Friends, That 70's Show,


-almost all secondary characters and mentions are a throw back to very old stories I used to write under other pen-names.

-I write 10th walkers because I can and you can't tell me what to do, as you are not my real dad.

-my cousins got to name certain characters

-None of this is meant to be taken seriously, its just practice.

-I make playlists for the stories as well as pinterest boards


“I'm gonna punch her in the face and love her up!” -my 4 year old cousin

“I'm gonna make all your blood come out!” -my 4 year old cousin

“My sops are socked!” -my co-worker

“The ice is gonna melt the rain!” -my co-worker

“There's two of them and one of you, and you're fat!” -man talking to his barking dog


On The Wings of a Storm Series:
A Yellow Flicker
this follows the story of Tabi's grandmother during the Hobbit. (Romance OC/OC but kinda Sauron/OC for evil plot purposes only)

A Sparked Night
Bridges gap between flicker and Nightmare, unsure if this will ever be written

A Beautiful Nightmare
Main story, Girl falls into m/e melkor/sauron after her. (Legolas/OC)

A Flag Waved
bridges gap between Shadow and Nightmare unsure if this will be written

A New Shadow
Post war, sees a girl fall into middle-earth in an attempt to bring back Melkor. Unsure if this will actually be related or not (Eldarion/OC)


Secondary Tango
Another girl falls into middle-earth, but she interacts with Tertiary characters. Such as Imrahil and his son and daughter during the WR. Romance with Elphir, Imrahil's son.( Elphir/OC)

The Road Goes Ever On and On
Yet another girl falls into middle-earth. This one was originally written for someone I used to call a friend, but I do not want the effort to go to waste so I am redoing it as a Boromir/OC romance.

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A Flicker of Life by sarwendil reviews
LEGOMANCE Elle is a senior in high school who struggles to connect with other people. Everyone important to her have always abandoned her so she just gets on with her life, throwing herself into her schoolwork to have a better future. That is, until she is thrown into Middle Earth and into the life of a very handsome elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,453 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil, OC
A Road Less Traveled by Playing At Shadows reviews
"There I was, my back against a tree, cornered by a beautiful, bow-wielding man who dressed as though he had fallen out of an Errol Flynn film—granted, Flynn had nothing on him, in my opinion, anyway—while being verbally harassed by some old geezer." Herein lies the tale of Kelly Day, an unwitting university student who finds herself playing punchline to one very sick cosmic joke.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,684 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 6/19/2006 - OC
Black Mambo by Tolehrer reviews
"I'm not trespassing, I'm lost!" She protested, backing away. "You are lost in the wrong place, then." Haldir has never trusted humans. It takes all of his faith in Galadriel to allow the girl he finds at the borders to live in Caras Galadhon - and then Galadriel orders him to train her. Aubrey just wants to get back to her world, and the duty she has left behind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 156,758 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Haldir, OC] Rúmil, Orophin - Complete
Mazel Tov, Mr Frodo! by The Darkest Holme reviews
Two brothers are having Passover when a certain group of travelers comes knocking on their door. Now they not only have to deal with the impending threat of adulthood and social workers, they have nine people depending on them to get back to Middle Earth and save both of their worlds from the Darkness... Or something like that. T for alcohol and language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,942 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, OC
Do It for Frodo by The Enchanted Stream reviews
The LOTR fandom is at risk from a far greater evil than Sauron... bullying. What would Frodo say? Can everyone's favorite hobbit help save our fandom from evil Flamers and Snarky C2 managers? #NoBullying #DoItForFrodo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Fatherhood by Etaleah reviews
After losing his wife to an early childbirth, Pippin faces the task of raising his son Faramir alone. What's worse is that Faramir is a very special child, which can sometimes make parenting more difficult for his father than any quest. Yet the two share a fierce love for each other, love that will carry them through many trials together.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Peregrin T., Faramir - Complete
The Fellowship Café by Boromerely reviews
In the campus of Middle-Earth University lies the Fellowship Café, the famous coffee and Legolas's delicious vegan friendly (who knew?) baked goods. Owned by none other than Gandalf the Grey, the café is the employment place of many of the students, and the greatest place to get a rather decent cup of coffee to get students through the misery of University.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,222 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir, Arwen U. - Complete
There is no way! by Luthien and Tari Oronar reviews
Caitlin is astonished to find an unexpected visitor on a stormy night. Join her and Boromir through a long series of misdaventures. Please R&R, it should be good for laughs. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,872 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Boromir
Bittersweet Revenge by Dark Diamond reviews
Saruman is resurrected 10 years after the original story and captures the fellowship for revenge. FELLOWSHIP TORTURE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,078 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
If You Should Die Before I Wake by PipMer reviews
After the battle at the Black Gate, Merry receives word of Pippin's condition. Despair and hope battle for Merry's spirit as he journeys to Pippin's side. My second fanfic please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Pippin Says by kaitokitty reviews
The Fellowship is about to go crazy with boredom when one hobbit thinks of a brilliant idea. The story of a simple game gone...not so simple.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
A Merry War by Elendiari22 reviews
The hobbits are bent on revenge when they learn that they were needlessly dragged through the Midgewater Marshes. A prank war with Aragorn ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn
You will find your courage! by Ernil i Pheriannath reviews
My first fic so be nice! All four hobbit’s are captured at Amon Hen, Boromir survives and the plot changes – reviews welcome!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Lost Trust by faramir in ithilien reviews
Merry hasn't seen Pippin for three months, and upon investigating the reason, he discovers his uncle Paladin has been physically and verbally abusing his poor little cousin. Merry, enraged, seeks revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Merry's Errand by Budgielover reviews
Completed. On the road to Rivendell after Frodo's wounding, Merry and Aragorn seek to recover Sam and Pippin without trading Frodo to the evil men who have ensnared them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Revamped: A Beautiful Nightmare reviews
The Elf nodded a second time. "Here," he said, unbuckling his sword from his belt. "You will need this tonight." "What about you?" I asked as he handed the sword to me. THIS IS BEING REWORKED AND WILL BE REPOSTED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,402 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/2/2016
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