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Joined 06-04-06, id: 1060233, Profile Updated: 10-05-16
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Hello, I see you have decided to come to the most boring profile page in existence.

Let me begin by telling everyone that I am an avid fan of Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Dresden Files, and for some unknown, godforsaken reason reality TV. There's just something about watching televised fights over petty things that amuse me. Enough about trash TV, I type as I watch John Taffer scream at some unfortunate soul. The Lord of the Rings was my gateway drug into fanfiction and pretty much everything in my life, including writing as a serious career. I am twenty-two, living in a with the love of my life, my fiancé and I are planning to get married in two years. I have two lovely kitties and a certain knack for writing myself into a corner. As I have currently done on chapter twenty of the revamp of A Beautiful Nightmare.

News Update: Four months have gone by, and I am still editing chapters. We have had some serious issues the past few months and a lot of family visits. Life has thoroughly punched me in the face, but I am currently working on things, so please be patient with me. We had an attempted break in (but don't worry, everyone is fine), we have had job changes (and hopefully one more), wedding planning, and just all around life shenanigans. But I will be bak soon.

I do hope I have not disappointed anyone with the news, but it cannot be helped.

Anyways, I don't know what else to say, so peace out.


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Black Mambo by Tolehrer reviews
"I'm not trespassing, I'm lost!" She protested, backing away. "You are lost in the wrong place, then." Haldir has never trusted humans. It takes all of his faith in Galadriel to allow the girl he finds at the borders to live in Caras Galadhon - and then Galadriel orders him to train her. Aubrey just wants to get back to her world, and the duty she has left behind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 156,758 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Haldir, OC] Rúmil, Orophin - Complete
A Flicker of Life by sarwendil reviews
LEGOMANCE Elle is a senior in high school who struggles to connect with other people. Everyone important to her have always abandoned her so she just gets on with her life, throwing herself into her schoolwork to have a better future. That is, until she is thrown into Middle Earth and into the life of a very handsome elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,645 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil, OC
Mazel Tov, Mr Frodo! by The Darkest Holme reviews
Two brothers are having Passover when a certain group of travelers comes knocking on their door. Now they not only have to deal with the impending threat of adulthood and social workers, they have nine people depending on them to get back to Middle Earth and save both of their worlds from the Darkness... Or something like that. T for alcohol and language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,942 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, OC
Do It for Frodo by The Enchanted Stream reviews
The LOTR fandom is at risk from a far greater evil than Sauron... bullying. What would Frodo say? Can everyone's favorite hobbit help save our fandom from evil Flamers and Snarky C2 managers? #NoBullying #DoItForFrodo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Fatherhood by Etaleah reviews
After losing his wife to an early childbirth, Pippin faces the task of raising his son Faramir alone. What's worse is that Faramir is a very special child, which can sometimes make parenting more difficult for his father than any quest. Yet the two share a fierce love for each other, love that will carry them through many trials together.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Peregrin T., Faramir - Complete
The Fellowship Café by Boromerely reviews
In the campus of Middle-Earth University lies the Fellowship Café, the famous coffee and Legolas's delicious vegan friendly (who knew?) baked goods. Owned by none other than Gandalf the Grey, the café is the employment place of many of the students, and the greatest place to get a rather decent cup of coffee to get students through the misery of University.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,222 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir, Arwen U. - Complete
There is no way! by Luthien and Tari Oronar reviews
Caitlin is astonished to find an unexpected visitor on a stormy night. Join her and Boromir through a long series of misdaventures. Please R&R, it should be good for laughs. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,872 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Boromir
Bittersweet Revenge by Dark Diamond reviews
Saruman is resurrected 10 years after the original story and captures the fellowship for revenge. FELLOWSHIP TORTURE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,078 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
If You Should Die Before I Wake by PipMer reviews
After the battle at the Black Gate, Merry receives word of Pippin's condition. Despair and hope battle for Merry's spirit as he journeys to Pippin's side. My second fanfic please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Pippin Says by kaitokitty reviews
The Fellowship is about to go crazy with boredom when one hobbit thinks of a brilliant idea. The story of a simple game gone...not so simple.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
A Merry War by Elendiari22 reviews
The hobbits are bent on revenge when they learn that they were needlessly dragged through the Midgewater Marshes. A prank war with Aragorn ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn
You will find your courage! by Ernil i Pheriannath reviews
My first fic so be nice! All four hobbit’s are captured at Amon Hen, Boromir survives and the plot changes – reviews welcome!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Lost Trust by faramir in ithilien reviews
Merry hasn't seen Pippin for three months, and upon investigating the reason, he discovers his uncle Paladin has been physically and verbally abusing his poor little cousin. Merry, enraged, seeks revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Merry's Errand by Budgielover reviews
Completed. On the road to Rivendell after Frodo's wounding, Merry and Aragorn seek to recover Sam and Pippin without trading Frodo to the evil men who have ensnared them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Revamped: A Beautiful Nightmare reviews
The Elf nodded a second time. "Here," he said, unbuckling his sword from his belt. "You will need this tonight." "What about you?" I asked as he handed the sword to me. "I have plenty, you have nothing. You may keep it until you have gotten your own." "Are you sure about this?" I asked. "Yes. Think of it as an extension of my newfound trust in you." Guilt settled over me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,291 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/12 - Published: 1/2
The Road Goes Ever On and On reviews
Scattered throughout Middle-earth, eight friends insist on journeying through the world to find each other and go home, for that's all they want. But when they journey with the Fellowship temptations and moral values abound, conflicts and suspicions arise as, for some reason, the enemy knows exactly where they are, at all times. 10th walker, Rated T, don't like, don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn, Saruman
A Beautiful Nightmare reviews
A porthole has been opened. My idea of how my friends and I would handle the fellowship if they were here. People will be brutally smacked, probably insulted, cars will be stolen and underage drivers will be running the streets. Full summary inside. (BEING REWORKED AND WILL BE RE-POSTED)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 186,896 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
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