Extinction Of The Gummy Bears
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Joined 06-04-06, id: 1060233, Profile Updated: 01-02-16
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Thanks to certain members of the fanfiction community I have decided to stay on the site, and not give up my dream of writing. I will be back writing and posting stories soon. If you do not enjoy reading tenth walker stories, please do not read any of my stories. Fanfiction is a place where aspiring writers can come or bored writers can play around with their craft. It is not a place to judge a person for what they like to write. Fanfiction doesn't stay true to canon, and if you came here expecting anything else, get over yourself.

Story News:

A Beautiful Nightmare: I am (again) reworking A Beautiful Nightmare to be (Re-re)re-posted as I have better ideas for the story. As of yet, I do not know if the original will stick around for much longer. I feel like it can be reworked to sound better and have a fuller plot. (As long as I don't get too excited.) Have you ever gotten too excited for a new chapter that you didn't bother to edit it? Yeah that's what the original was...There will probably be a new title for the re(re-re)vamp of the story, but that has yet to be decided. Now posted! (Revamped: A Beautiful Nightmare)

The Road Goes Ever On and On: I will probably continue writing it, as it was a promised made to a friend as a gift for getting accepted into her first choice college. As she has now graduated with honors from said college (and is like three steps away from being the chef/baker she wants) it's the least I could do...Planned post date: 2/5/16

The New Shadow: was originally a 'girl falls in Middle-earth' post-war story, it is being reworked so it is no longer a 'girl in M/E'. (ONLY because I had a better idea! Not some BS C2.) It is based (and I stressed based) off of Tolkien's idea for a sequel to LoTR. Will be playing with adult themes in this story!

My Little Fighter: (new title to come) this is a story I started on a second account which I can no longer access. Centered around post-war Gondor and on Aragorn's children.

Second Chance: (new title to come) also originally posted on the old account I cannot access anymore. May or may not rework but it's in the cards. Based on an enslaved elf.

(Title to come): a fun little story I started as a joke where the Fellowship come to our world and my fiancé and I have to deal with them. Will probably post when I find a plot somewhere in there.

New C2: I have a new C2 up called Stories to Read With a Smoking Jacket, (I couldn't come up with something else). It's mostly for LoTR but I dabble in reading other fandoms so that may change. It is only for myself to throw some stories together that I like, and I am always open to suggestions. I may not read the stories right away, but I will get around to it. (When I get internet at my trailer.)

News in the 'exciting' life of the authoress: As I have decided to come back in a weird place in my life, I will not make any promises to updating on time. I am coming out of a bad place right now, my fiancé is going back to a low paying job to go back to school, we are planning a wedding, and looking for a house to buy. So if I am back to writing reliably and suddenly drop off the face of the earth again, it's probably one of the big things encountering problems (or I have Writer's Block). So sorry in advance, but I'll be back around. Stories will start coming towards the new year, that way if I can't find time to write, I may be able to find a few minutes to post a chapter, as I am trying to gather a backlog of chapters. Updates will come on Fridays starting on the first of the year.

Update: With work we are getting taken over by a new company so my schedule may or may not change, all I know is a pay raise is in the cards. With the time I have now, I am working on a back log of chapters. I am currently up to four completed chapters for ABN with the fifth nearly finished. TRGEOAO has eight completed chapters with a ninth being worked on. All will have to be re-edited again before being posted.

I will be trying to tone down the slap-stick humor and the cursing in my stories. But c'mon, don't tell me cursing is bad, evil, and makes you look less intelligent. See the following:

You're attacked by an orc:

You will most likely say:
A. "Fuck!"
B. "Holy Shit!"
C. "Shit!"
D. "What the fuck?!"
E. Some combination of the above.

You would not say:
A. "What the frick?"
B. "What the frick-frack snick-snack!"
C. "Oh my gosh!"
D. Ect.

And seriously you would NOT say:
A. "OMG!"
(How does one even pronounce that?[I know the acronym])

I also vow to always offer up constructive criticism when reviewing anything. I will not beat you down, bash you or your story, and I will not tell you how to write your story. (Suggestions only given upon request.) If I don't like your story, I won't read it simple as that. I wish a lot of people would extend the same courtesy to myself and others.

Anyway, that's all for now.

~Extinction of the Gummy Bears

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Black Mambo by Tolehrer reviews
"I'm not trespassing, I'm lost!" She protested, backing away. "You are lost in the wrong place, then." Haldir has never trusted humans. It takes all of his faith in Galadriel to allow the girl he finds at the borders to live in Caras Galadhon - and then Galadriel orders him to train her. Aubrey just wants to get back to her world, and the duty she has left behind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 133,579 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Haldir, OC] Rúmil, Orophin
A Flicker of Life by sarwendil reviews
LEGOMANCE Elle is a senior in high school who struggles to connect with other people. Everyone important to her have always abandoned her so she just gets on with her life, throwing herself into her schoolwork to have a better future. That is, until she is thrown into Middle Earth and into the life of a very handsome elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,645 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil, OC
Mazel Tov, Mr Frodo! by The Darkest Holme reviews
Two brothers are having Passover when a certain group of travelers comes knocking on their door. Now they not only have to deal with the impending threat of adulthood and social workers, they have nine people depending on them to get back to Middle Earth and save both of their worlds from the Darkness... Or something like that. T for alcohol and language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, OC
Do It for Frodo by The Enchanted Stream reviews
The LOTR fandom is at risk from a far greater evil than Sauron... bullying. What would Frodo say? Can everyone's favorite hobbit help save our fandom from evil Flamers and Snarky C2 managers? #NoBullying #DoItForFrodo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Fatherhood by Etaleah reviews
After losing his wife to an early childbirth, Pippin faces the task of raising his son Faramir alone. What's worse is that Faramir is a very special child, which can sometimes make parenting more difficult for his father than any quest. Yet the two share a fierce love for each other, love that will carry them through many trials together.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Peregrin T., Faramir - Complete
The Fellowship Café by Boromerely reviews
In the campus of Middle-Earth University lies the Fellowship Café, the famous coffee and Legolas's delicious vegan friendly (who knew?) baked goods. Owned by none other than Gandalf the Grey, the café is the employment place of many of the students, and the greatest place to get a rather decent cup of coffee to get students through the misery of University.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,222 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir, Arwen U. - Complete
There is no way! by Luthien and Tari Oronar reviews
Caitlin is astonished to find an unexpected visitor on a stormy night. Join her and Boromir through a long series of misdaventures. Please R&R, it should be good for laughs. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,872 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Boromir
Bittersweet Revenge by Dark Diamond reviews
Saruman is resurrected 10 years after the original story and captures the fellowship for revenge. FELLOWSHIP TORTURE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,078 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
If You Should Die Before I Wake by PipMer reviews
After the battle at the Black Gate, Merry receives word of Pippin's condition. Despair and hope battle for Merry's spirit as he journeys to Pippin's side. My second fanfic please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Pippin Says by kaitokitty reviews
The Fellowship is about to go crazy with boredom when one hobbit thinks of a brilliant idea. The story of a simple game gone...not so simple.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
A Merry War by Elendiari22 reviews
The hobbits are bent on revenge when they learn that they were needlessly dragged through the Midgewater Marshes. A prank war with Aragorn ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn
You will find your courage! by Ernil i Pheriannath reviews
My first fic so be nice! All four hobbit’s are captured at Amon Hen, Boromir survives and the plot changes – reviews welcome!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Lost Trust by faramir in ithilien reviews
Merry hasn't seen Pippin for three months, and upon investigating the reason, he discovers his uncle Paladin has been physically and verbally abusing his poor little cousin. Merry, enraged, seeks revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Merry's Errand by Budgielover reviews
Completed. On the road to Rivendell after Frodo's wounding, Merry and Aragorn seek to recover Sam and Pippin without trading Frodo to the evil men who have ensnared them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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The Road Goes Ever On and On reviews
Scattered throughout Middle-earth, eight friends insist on journeying through the world to find each other and go home, for that's all they want. But when they journey with the Fellowship temptations and moral values abound, conflicts and suspicions arise as, for some reason, the enemy knows exactly where they are, at all times. 10th walker, Rated T, don't like, don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn, Saruman
Revamped: A Beautiful Nightmare reviews
"Because I yelled at Gandalf yesterday, I punched Boromir, and Frodo scares me a little bit," Tabby replied. "I'll be right back." "Do I really scare you?" Frodo asked, looking at the young server. "Not in a bad way," she replied, looking apologetic. "Why do you think Pippin cries when you yell at him?" Merry said. "I do not cry when he yells at me!" Pippin snapped.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/2
A Beautiful Nightmare reviews
A porthole has been opened. My idea of how my friends and I would handle the fellowship if they were here. People will be brutally smacked, probably insulted, cars will be stolen and underage drivers will be running the streets. Full summary inside. (BEING REWORKED AND WILL BE RE-POSTED)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 186,896 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
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