Emmie Monster
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Joined 06-04-06, id: 1060249, Profile Updated: 09-20-11
Author has written 2 stories for South Park.

My name is Emma and I love you all. Thank you so much for the overwhelmingly positive response.

I don't write fanfiction anymore, but you can still read my two stories.

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Overcoming Obstacles by BroflovskiFan reviews
Ch. 10 up. Mounting pressure puts strain on Stan and Kyle's relationship. Between parents, deception and shrinks, only one question remains: will Kyle risk losing his family, or lose Stan? Sequel to AESAD.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
That Jesus Only Knew Man by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Like TJOKM, only with less wangst and more sex. Stan and Kyle still aren't gay. BebeKennyMole
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Christophe, Bebe S. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Should've Listened to the Star Trek Dorks by Seaouryou reviews
[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
After Everything's Said and Done by BroflovskiFan reviews
StanKyle. New feelings are unearthed between the boys when they return to South Park after their first university terms for winter break. Chaos and hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,964 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Letter by Oneirogenic reviews
It was obvious to him as to why Butters had to seek affection elsewhere.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Butters S., Clyde D. - Complete
Basic Science by Indiana Beach Bum reviews
Kyle always has an excuse for everything he does. Why can't he ever let Stan win? ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
South Park Makes You Gay by Seaouryou reviews
Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Happy Chrismahannukwanzakah by Seaouryou reviews
It’s politically correct Christmas time, and Stan is determined to seduce Kyle with his manly wiles. Most unfortunately, life is conspiring against him. Again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Insert Working Title Here reviews
The worst fanfiction, ever. Sequel to YTG? Terrance and Phillip get married, but that's just a subplot. It seems that Cartman, Damien, and the world are conspiring to keep two couples apart. Oh, and Big Gay Al is a wedding planner. Hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
You there God? Its Stan and Kyle and We Hate You reviews
Fun times with the evolving relationship of two super best friends at business camp lead to Kenny wondering what rhymes with orange, a bet that will make or break either Cartman or Wendy’s empires, Stan paranoid about prom, and Kyle cowering under a desk
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete