Maria Whitman-Menzel-Malfoy
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Joined 06-04-06, id: 1060415, Profile Updated: 07-09-09
Author has written 12 stories for Roswell, Wicked, Northern Exposure, Harry Potter, Peter Pan, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Hunger Games.

i'm obviously a chick, and i can't get over slash!! especially harry/draco slash... even though harry doesn't deserve him.. sniff oh well. uh, i totally abandon most of my fics, sorry, because i'm a reader, not a great writer, but i have three harry potters, a wicked, a roswell, and a northern exposure fic... i know i'm all over the spectrum, but i devote to reading harry potter only... unless i get bored in which case i sneak on over to the Labyrinth section... or smallville...

STATUS: I'm horrible at finishing fics, so if you were a huge sex stories fan, I'm sorry to say it has been dramatic piano music abandoned. As well as my NX fic. :( however, an idea struck me the other day for a veela fic. but i'm trying to break out the norm, so don't expect the same-old, same-old. it's quite good, but i don't have a title. i'm not putting ANYTHING up until i run it by someone, but wait for it. :D

I have a title!! and it's up!! i was tired of waiting for my friend to finish reading it, so i put it up one night when this sliver of the world was asleep. so far i have a few readers, and it has me excited, so i'll be trying my darndest to put up new chapters as soon as i finish them. :D

Fanfiction Survey

Age: let's just say i don't pay bills

Gender: female

Questions

1. What made you start reading and/or writing fanfiction?

My friend. she's totally into it

2. How long have you been reading and/or writing fanfiction?

couple years? two i think?

3. Which fandoms or pairings do you like to read and/or write?

harry potter/draco malfoy, sirius/remus, ron/luna, lex luther/clark (smallville), Gelphie, etc;

4. What inspires you to read and/or write fanfic (music, TV shows, movies, celebs, fellow writers, etc.)?

Music, movies, and other writers. I get A LOT of ideas from lines in songs or movies.

5. Has fanfic enhanced your reading and/or writing abilities? Please explain why or why not.

yes. you have to be a good writer if you want the good readers to read your stuff and recommend it.
plus i've learned a lot about ahem stuff from my favorite writers.

6. Which websites do you go to when you want to read or post fanfic?

i go here, to fanfic.net because it's my first one and plus it's really cool.

7. Do you feel that fanfic takes away the “intellectual or creative rights” of the author/screenwriter who created it since stories are written by fans?

not really. it's basically like people saying their opinion about the movie/story/t.v. show etc;. you really can't stop people from saying their opinion about things.

8. Do you think that authors/screenwriters should have more of an open mind in regards to fanfic?

no!! if they started going along with stories other people wrote, it wouldn't be of their creation.

9. If given the opportunity (and legal rights), do you think fanfic should be published?

sure. just give the author/screenwriter mucho royalties and we're all set. :D

10. Are there any final thoughts you’d like to add about fanfic or this survey?

i heart fanfiction.

harry/draco forever

UPDATE ON MALIGNANT NARCISSISM: I kinda threw everything out of proportion and i'm really sorry. Thank you, Rhiwan, for informing me that my story has gotten a little crazy. I'm trying to keep it a little less crazy and a little more sophisticated. My readers deserve a good story, not an out-of-control scribble. My apologies. However, my new chapter, # 10, is being worked on and i think you'll find it a lot better then my past two. If you have been going along with everything i write, nodding and smiling, i give you a hug. To those giving me constructive criticism, i completely understand, and i really take it to my writing. With that said, look for updates. See ya.

ANOTHER UPDATE!!: I could have just deleted the other one... but oh well. thing is, i'm in another state for the summer and uh i forgot my disk that my story is saved on :O i know. what horrors. so i'll get back to my story in about a month. maybe longer. sorry!! but it's better than a year. watch for updates ;)

And another one: I'm back in my state and i'm trying to work on "it", but things going on in life are influencing my writing, which I really don't want. I want my characters to stay on their own path, not ride on my depressed coat tails. So watch out for my next update, but it might take a while. And I'm sorry it's been forever. Don't hate meeee!! hahaha, peace.

UPDATE: Yeah, I'm a horrible person. I know. Sorry!! But, uhm, I'm working on a Draco/Luna one-shot right now and i don't have Malignant Narcissism with me Dx So... look out for that story! Omg, I don't even have a title yet... :0

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With Born Tenacity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
His bruised and bloody body was fished from the Mediterranean Sea with only a wand and a single key as a clue to his identity. Even his name was a mystery. Did he dare to trust the man who found him lying on the beach? This story intentionally parallels The Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum, as per the original prompt request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,720 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How We Pretend To Feel by cherryredxx reviews
In every woman's life, there are certain moments that can either make her or break her. A woman will encounter something horrible that she can either use to better herself as a person, or she can let it get to her, eat at her and turn her into a revenge-hungry lunatic who will never move on until her need for vengeance is satisfied. Unfortunately, I went with option two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,299 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Tug-O-Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Her Favor by Captainraychill reviews
"If your loyalties change, send me the ribbon, and I will come to you. Until then, we are enemies."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,841 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Alpha Game by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Stiles and Scott run into Isaac during an innocent visit to Jungle; Scott thinks Isaac has ulterior motives and warns Stiles to stay away from him, but apparently that is easier said than done.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Stiles, Isaac - Complete
My Own Worst Enemy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'll Show You More by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Aresto Momentum by Captainraychill reviews
Aresto Momentum: a spell which slows down or stops the movement of an object. That which makes you reconsider your path... Draco/Hermione - COMPLETE! Written for Interhouse Fest 2011 on Livejournal. Thank you to my Beta reader, ivory88s.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,510 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Defining Goodness by ChocolatStar reviews
It's six months after Elphaba's death and Glinda is barely holding on. Every night and day, she's painfully reminded of her best friends demise...but how can she fix it? After all, when someone's dead there's nothing anyone can do...right? FINALLY UPDATED
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,129 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Fall of Man by obsessmuch reviews
You may not eat fruit from the tree in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter's thoughts by mixedfic reviews
A sneak peak into one Harry Potter's mind. DH SLASH Creature Fic COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Circumstances by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Dialogue Fic: Harry gets a phonecall from an unexpected former schoolmate. Warning, literally a dialogue based fic so don't read if not your thing, also features a STRONG lovescene description so don't read if you don't like mature adult content :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Humbled by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco & Harry are hit by a spell gone wrong. N/B This along with Matinee is the first thing I ever wrote, it's WiP only 1 chapter to go and written preOotP but set in 7th Year. Features Vengeful Neville, Unconscious Ron & OOC Crazy FanGurl Hermione ;P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,589 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mate by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Veela fic: Draco's a Veela and does NOT want Harry for his Mate - well TOUGH ;P N/B This is an OLD fic, its cheesy, OOC, sappy, smexy and entirely too full of pet names lol there, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ;P - also Draco is EASY lol, no likey no readey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,749 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirty Job by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Written preDH: Draco's angry that Harry has missed their lunch date and perhaps their only chance to be together - chaos at Harry's workplace ensues. Warnings: Cheese, OOCnes & Mature Adult Content *coughsmutcough* ;P I hope you enjoy it anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Matinee by LadyVaderWrites reviews
This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intended by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco is Harry's mate and Draco has no say in it - Vamp!Harry fic, not proud of it but dammit the bunny had to be written lol ; There's some mild bloodplay and some minor smut, let me know if it's too much : Written PreHBP - Please Review! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,513 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
New by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Another New Year's fic I like to write on holidays :P - It's nearly midnight on New Years Eve and Draco Malfoy's stuck in a cupboard with Harry bloody Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 222 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Writing on the Wall by Holly4 reviews
Spike embarks on a journey through the Gates of Hell to rescue the one he loves, but in order to save her, he must risk losing himself.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,342 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Amelioration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confutatis Maledictis by obsessmuch reviews
You are Bellatrix Black. You are not afraid of anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Here We Come a Wassailing by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Entangled by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART SIX of the Escorts saga. Draco and Harry thought their problems were over when they ousted Umbridge from the Ministry. It turns out their problems are only beginning. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,857 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Privileges by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Watercoloured by Cheryl Dyson reviews
ANGST WARNING. I don't normally write this, so it might come as a shock. It does, of course, contain explicit adult content. I find it a satisfying explanation for something that always bothered me in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2009 - James P., Regulus B. - Complete
Like A Sieve by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Year Five at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
‘A feast of righteous anger, razor-sharp wit, and fictitious ramblings. Blends nonsensical musings with low-brow immaturity and perverse lustful speculation. I, personally, would never miss such lulz.’ – From a review by Charles Dickens
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 4,650 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
During his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
Year Four at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
Mercilessly mocks the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Obscenity and profanity and shipping wars - oh my!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Year Three at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
A.k.a. Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Extracs the urine from the PoA movie. Total Crack and utterly obscene content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Number 72 by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Proximity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Knitted Stockings by jellybean88 reviews
Knitting is supposed to be relaxing, like golf. Draco Malfoy doesn't think it is. One shot drabble...'cause I was bored. xD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
His Favourite Uncle by Gabrielle Marie Isabelle reviews
Peter always was his favourite uncle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stalker Wars by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Goblet of Fire Parody by MuffinPuppet reviews
GoF was on TV on Sunday and I was seized anew by the urge to spoof it. If you're like me and can't get enough HP spoofs, R&R. Edit: A ton of people favorited but not a lot have reviewed. I like reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
One Day by poppyfields13 reviews
It's the summer holidays and Ron is bored and grumpy. But when he begins to regularly visit Luna Lovegood, things start to get interesting and he has to make a choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Bridging the Rift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic was inspired by one random comment on livejournal and won't make much sense if you aren't a fan of Torchwood. Then again... maybe you don't need to be, lol! Harry. Draco. Jack Harkness. Threesome. Enough said. This fic contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT, okay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Jack H. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Prime Steak by StarRose reviews
Draco waits for the death that's been chasing him in the darkness. Harry/Draco SLASH. Vampire!Werewolf!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What not to say in front of your Goddaughter by StarRose reviews
Harry and Draco babysit Rose Weasley and, very unfortunately, hear her first word. Harry/Draco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Bowl of Cherries by StarRose reviews
Written for a prompt: Chocolate covered cherries. Draco makes Ginny and Dean's wedding a lot more interesting for Harry. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Midnight Present by StarRose reviews
Draco never opens the Christmas present Harry gives him at midnight. That’s about to change. SLASH HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dragon Bait by Bullied reviews
Short, PWP, Slash. DMHP. Harry discoveries that being a virgin sacrifice for a fire breathing dragon isn’t...quite what he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Ladder by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione is alone in the library one late night and finds herself in quite a predicament.I know I usually write HarryDraco slash, but this Dramione was clawing to get out. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Do I Love Thee Let Me Count The Ways: Drabbles by sparkley-tangerine reviews
A collection of drabbles, each 100 to 200 words, showing the many sides of a HarryDraco romance. The good, the bad and the weird are bound to happen. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 12,286 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Draco and Harry: Escorts in Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Five of the Escort series! Draco and Harry return to London and try to resume their lives. Too bad they have a large assortment of enemies. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And Then There Were Nine by Tsona reviews
Rewritten through CHAPTER 9! Now missing a chapter's content between ch. 9 and 10, but the ending's up. Draco's living at the Burrow in the summer of sixth year. Secrets will be revealed, trusts will be broken, and friendships will be formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,677 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Hyper Fan Girl reviews
After winning the Quidditch Cup in Sixth Year, the Gryffindors play a game of truth or dare. What will happen when Hermione is dared to seduce Draco during the next year? Rated for later contents. Now has MM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,657 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The One With All The Craziness by Darling Pretty reviews
Too many Mc's in the McEmerald City Bar. WARNING: we're trying to make you hate us, but it's hilarious if we do say so ourselves. Flames appreciated, but we like nice comments too. DISCLAIMER: NOT OURS weeps in sorrow written by 2 awesome & bored people
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007
A Malfoy Complex by Billie Hart reviews
Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dreams and Reality by badforgood reviews
You start to feel claustrophobic after waking up from an intense dream on a clammy summer night at Hogwarts, so decide to take a walk. A DM/HP slash fic in the second person and present tense, not my usual style by far. Oneshot, a bit of an experiment, en
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hatred by Ally Inu reviews
You didn't hate me for how different I was. You hated me because I was the same. Just like you. But this kind of hatred just wasn't healthy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Le Obscure Prompt War by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Veela Child, Moon Child by Twilight Goddess7 reviews
Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals…and he always felt a strong pull towards one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,782 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Winners Never Cheat Unless They're Slytherin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Malfoy will do just about anything to win a contest and sometimes Harry talks too much. Mild slash... I wrote this as a birthday present and forgot to post it! Better late than never, eh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Face It by Paige Black reviews
Getiing what you want and knowing how to get it. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Too by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Nervous, Yet? This story sort of developed a plot... how did that happen? Draco decides he isn't quite ready to let his new toy be tortured and killed... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Meditations on a Fall by Culumacilinte reviews
El misses Lucifer. GodxLucifer slash, 549 words
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Pain and Eternity by bleedingxheart reviews
April 22nd, 2000. A Ministry official arrives in Godric's Hollow, with a package for Harry Potter. The contents will remind him of a time where he was in love with a boy called Draco Malfoy, and the events that changed the time forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Some People Are Just That Dumb! by erinjoy29 reviews
Some people can be so dumb when it comes to love! This couple is the perfect example! OneShotDMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pretty Little Lies by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Sequel to Pretty Little Secrets. With Voldemort gone, the danger has finally left Harry's liferight? When the BoyWhoLived falls ill, the myths and legends of the Elemental Veela must be unraveled before time runs out. For everyone. HPDM slash Veela!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Decreso Aetas by Haunted Emerald Depths reviews
COMPLETE. An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,164 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Valentine's Day To Remember by bleedingxheart reviews
It's Valentine's Day. All of Harry's friends have dates, and Harry is alone. Draco is determined to prove to his friends he does not need anyone in his life. But a confrontation between the pair in a corridor is about to change that. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dream Shifting by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
Its been four years since Sarah solved the labyrinth, and things haven’t been the same for Jareth. After the visit from the Sidhe twins of the Realm of Annwyn Jareth must choose Between a dream or a nightmare. But it is not only his dreams at stake. OC
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,891 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Jareth - Complete
Unringing the Bell by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Want by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Draco is determined to prove that he doesn’t need Harry. YOWEH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bitter, Sweet Silence by emmareth reviews
DRACO TALKS TO HARRY, HARRY REFUSES TO REPLY. DRABBLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Again by Saran VD reviews
RENT and WICKED and a little bit of AIDA characters randomly complain about fanfics as one author attempts to write one and another one writes the attempt as a fanfic. RANDOM FLUFF. threeshot if thats a word... Rated for language.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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The Girl in the Trees
Originally written for a fest, this is an idea of what could happen if female characters from fandoms other than Buffyverse are activated as Slayers by Willow's spell in BtVS 7x22 Chosen. This is Rue's coming-of-slay story. Fandom: Hunger Games/BtVS Characters: Rue (and Katniss) Word Count: 5k Warnings: emotional torment, character death, mentions of sexual abuse
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2014
Somehow I Got Wrapped Up In This Apocalypse With You reviews
Ginny/Dawn. Ginny comes to Sunnydale to help an old friend with an apocalypse. Season 7 compliant, not epilogue compliant.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013
Welcome to the Real World reviews
Peter and Wendy AU in which they live on the streets as beggars. They meet, become close, and it's clear to Wendy that Peter is a bit unhinged...
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Malignant Narcissism reviews
What happens when a Veela boy grows up in a family where pureblood is all that matters, and why does pureblood matter so much anyway? LM/BL, RW/LL, slight HP/HG, and other weird couples. SLASH HP/DM Rated M for ... stuff ... *wink*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,628 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Promises reviews
Draco had Harry promise something that was out of both of their hands. Now that promise was broken and Draco is a broken man. How can he go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fiery Temptations reviews
Luna is very happy with her boyfriend, Harry Potter. But one night at a party coupled with a mysterious potion and Draco Malfoy leave Luna wondering what it is she really wants...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Look for the Girl with a Broken Smile reviews
Luna is the weird girl at school. And she and Ron like each other. At first, Luna is the coolest thing to happen to Hogwarts. Then, suddenly, her popularity plummets. More summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Ron W., Luna L.
A Prohesy of a Peculiar Sort reviews
PostVoldemort, Harry has a wierd dream about a new prophesy he must complete, but it's demanding in a strange way. SLASH! But I'm not telling the pairings, so if you don't like nonbook pairings, dont read! Summary inside. Rating just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Harry P.
Breath reviews
just a short drabble i made up on account of being bored out of my mind
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jealousy reviews
Ok, so Joel finds some chick in the forest, Maggie's jealous, Shelly's brother comes into town, and some more drama...
Northern Exposure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007
Sex Stories reviews
Long and random. They tell each other how and who they lost their virginity to, Elphaba and Galinda break the news of their love affair to Galinda’s parents, more sex stories, and a bonus surprise and TONS of drama!… [please R&R]
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 11/24/2006
Absence reviews
Liz is alone for a year against her will. When she finally escapes, she goes to see the gang in Roswell. Too bad none of them remember her except her best friend's ghost and the adults.
Roswell - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete