Author has written 17 stories for Legend of Zelda, Naruto, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！, Ouran High School Host Club, David Eddings, X-Men: Evolution, Slayers, How to Train Your Dragon, Tales of Symphonia, and Fall in love like a comic!.
As a Fanfiction Writer it is my solemn duty to REJECT your reality and SUBSTITUTE my own.
Link Fangirl01 here! Welcome to my ridiculously long profile!
(seriously digging the new layout)
SO. One of my stories is getting translated into Russian! How cool is that?! -does a happy dance-
You know what's funny? Most people's early work tends to be poor and their later work is amazing. It's working in reverse for me. Not that my early work was that great, but it was better than the stuff I write now.
Note to all my readers: I don't mind hits on my stories. Hey, I do the same thing. But please do not favorite or alert a story without leaving some feedback!!
I have a Gaia account, my username is rahna. Look me up if ya feel like it. (I love making new friends, but you have to talk to me first.) And if you're a Risembool Ranger, stop by and say hi.
My mind is currently being ravaged by plot bunnies. Please excuse me while I get my muses in order. They seem to have settled in the Tales of Symphonia fandom, and apparently are not going ANYWHERE.
Question: Can you imagine Kratos Aurion grinning? Like an actual, legit, grin?
Name: Not s'posed to say. Feel free to call me Link, most of my friends here do. Or Zelda, if you're like Chris and would prefer to give me a gender-suited name related to the username I already have.
Age: Well I reached the American drinking age almost 2 years ago...what does that tell you?
Location: In your closet. That's right. That thing that goes bump in the night? That's me. (And if you make any "coming out of the closet" jokes, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.)
Looks: Longish red hair (natural, and straight), brown eyes (the left looks dull, probably because I've had a contact there for over 20 years...) 5'1, and I haven't really aged in over 6 years.
Hobbies: I like reading (fanfics, manga, any of our novels, Reader's Digest...), sleeping (anytime, anywhere), and surfing the net till my eyes grow stale. Playing Bejewled, that too. Got to level 72 before our computer got trashed. -sigh-
Random Toungtwister: Likelikes like likelikes but likelikes don't like the likes of Link. (say that three times fast :D Go on, I dare you)
Favorite foods: Ramen, preferably Chicken or Oriental flavor. Bread and butter. And Twix.
Favorite Reese's Commercial: Sharing is a nice gesture. Stupid...but nice. (made me cry it was so funny)
Favorite quote: Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional. -unknown. That would have been so perfect for my Senior quote...-sigh-
Second favorite quote: Michael Jackson is the spokesperson for everyone who bites their nose off to spite their face. -Dennis Miller
Ever see those paragraphs talking about "I'm the type of girl/boy who..."?
Yes, I'm making fun of those. They're stupid, and they're overused.
I'm the type of girl who tries to meld into the wall when she's around new people, cause sometimes I feel like anything I say will be stupid and looked down upon. This is called being shy.
I'm the girl who treasures the small things and is happy not having the newer systems or games or whatever. This is called not being spoiled.
I'm the girl who stands in a crowd of today's fashions, who wears what she likes and thinks it looks good. This is called being original and/or being yourself. It can also be known as keeping the styles of the 90's. (Yes, my favorite dress jacket has shoulder pads.)
I'm the girl who keeps a smile on her face most of the time and is generally in a pleasant mood. This is not a farce' or a fake smile hiding some angsty secret, it's just me being happy cause there's nothing to be sad at. (Unless, of course, I happen to be re-watching my Tales of Vesperia movie. Or episode 19 of Negima. Then I'll be bawling like a baby.)
I'm the girl who rolls her eyes at today's example of individuality. Appreciating the small things, being a wallflower, that doesn't make you some great and unique person. I am not some great and unique person. The most "individual" things about me are my red hair and my love of simple blouses and skirts. Plus my Royal's hat.
In conclusion, stop posting paragraphs about how much you stand out. You don't. You're just like everyone else. You're not a clone, but you're not a diamond among coal, either. You're you, and that's enough.
FAVORITE CELEBRITIES: Sandra Bullock (because she is one of the most normal women I have ever heard of in Hollywood.) Justin Bieber (Who is an unbelievably decent boy despite his abundance of haters. I'll defend the pop star cause he's against abortion. Way to go Justin!!)
THINGS LORI HATES: Mary Sues, Lemon/Limes, Yaoi/Yuri, incest, Sues, stories that aren't updated after 5 years, Sues, discontinued stories that are left on the site, flamers, Sues, needlessly shredded timelines, character bashing, OC's in general, her old reviews and stories, and did I mention Sues?
Crack pairings like Grimmjow/Chizuru are great cause neither character was paired up with another to begin with. And who knows? It could work. (Euregatto can certainly pull it off.) Crack pairings like Lina/Xelloss make my skin crawl because NO, that doesn't work at all. And two, both have people they're already paired up with. (Honestly, who'd want to see Lina with anyone but Gourry anyway?)
(TGK makes some darn good OC's, he's the exception.)
Favorite Book: Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank(And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom) By Celia Rivenbark. Just go read it, you'll understand.
Favorite music: Everything from the 60's and 70's, my Legend of Zelda soundtracks, assorted J-pop, most RPG overworld and/or town themes.
Favorite animes and manga: Inuyasha, Dream Saga, Vision of Escaflowne, CardCaptor Sakura, DNAngel, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Trigun, Planet Ladder, Outlaw Star, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, MAR, Host Club, DotHack, Zatch Bell, Slayers, Time Stranger Kyoko, Shaman King, As the God of Death Dictates, Lovely Complex, Wolfman Kenkaku, Anima, Immortal Rain, Emma: A Victorian Romance, Legend of Zelda (yes, so awesome it gets two categories), Tales of Symphonia, Hollow Fields, Cyborg 009, Angelic Layer, Negima, Otoyomegatari, Gundam Wing, Bride of the Water God, Angel Diary, Baron: The Cat Returns (the film by the same name was based off it), With the Light: Raising an Autistic Child, Pixie Pop.
Favorite game series: Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Golden Sun, Tales, Seiken Densetsu.
Favorite ships! (updated at irregular intervals) Tamaki/Haruhi, Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Ichigo/Rukia, Orihime/Uryuu, Kaguya/Seeu, Kenshin/Kaoru, Yusuke/Keiko, Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura, Ino/Shikamaru, Neji/Tenten, Link/Zelda, Cloud/Tifa or Cloud/Aeris, Zack/Aeris, Cid/Shera, Ginta/Snow, Jack/Pano, Daisuke/Riku, Squall/Rinoa, Lina/Gourry, Amelia/Zelgadis, Filia/Xelloss, Kurt/Kitty, Rouge/Remy, Anna/Yoh, Ren/Jeanne, Husky/Nana, Rain/Machika, Emma/William, Adelle/Hans, Eleanor/Earnest, Lloyd/Colette, Kratos/Anna, Sheena/Zelos, Genis/Presea, Claude/Lucy, 009(Joe)/003(Francoise), Misaki/Kotaro, Tamayo/Ojiro, Asuna/Negi, Amira/Karluk, Henry/Tarasu, Relena/Heero, Duo/Hilde, Habaek(Mui)/Soah, Bi-Ryeom/Mura, Dong-Young/ Bi-wal, Doh-Hyun/Mi-Hyang, Woo-Hyun/Ah-Hin, Baron/Haru, Sachiko/Masato, Tanaka/Misaki (Oota), Shinya/Mayu, Ryouta/Nazuna, Silver/Lyra, Jack/Tooth, Mirai/Ponta
(1) Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire.
(2) Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi
(3) Axe Cop
(4) Awkward Zombie
(5) Fan Fyria
Something you really ought to see
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?
Personal addition: There is no situation that will ever make this okay, do you hear me?! Not rape, not even if the mother might die giving birth. Nothing should ever, EVER, take precedence over your child's life. And if you don't want to raise the baby, then give him to someone who does.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, Link Fangirl01
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!
I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01
If you're a 'The Legend of Zelda' fan, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think pocky is addicting, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to play with pocket-knives, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (My opinion: Link!), (Dude Link needs to exist) -Ocarina of Twilight XxSandVillageGirlxX (Bomb-arrows! I'd kill myself, but I'd have fun dyin'! Oh, and Link totally needs to exist, too) (Link definitely needs to exist. Rufus and Cloud should too. The hookshot should exist, traveling would be 3 times as fun.)LinkFangirl01
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! (have you tried banana and chocolate chip muffins? Those things are the shiz) And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol.
If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile
If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
Too many people have died because of other's "needs" of fame and fortune. If you care, copy and paste this into your profile
I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile
If you think Itachi's totally hot...(hehehe) copy and paste this into your profile
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2007 WHEN...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
I found this on Blaze's profile. Pretty funny.
X Surveys and Questionnaires X
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Regal/Anna…no. And I don’t think I want to.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Smokin’ hot. –drools-
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Both girls, not possible. Genis would go join Kratos on Derris-Kharlan probably. –bent double from laughing-
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
I sure can! Lots of people love Colette. (There are many more fics with her and Lloyd though. So many...)
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Presea/Regal…no. I don’t think so. If she were her correct age, well then maybe. But she’s got the body of a 12 year old, that kind of puts a damper on things!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
5/9 At least Colette's a girl!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve doing…you know?
Yuan walks on in Presea and Sheena. “No. Just…no.”
8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Lloyd/Raine UnFoRtUnAtElY…-shivers- It’s one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen.
9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Yuan/Sheena: Loss of love. (He lost Martel, she lost Zelos...they can sympathize.)
10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read three hot?
Probably, Genis is ADORABLE. All evidence points to him growing up to be a fine lookin’ half-elf.
11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw Eleven?
Yes actually! :D But not very many, Anna’s been dead for 14 years after all.
12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?
Presea/Kratos/Mithos...ew. I don't want to see Presea and Mithos squabble over Kratos, that's so many kinds of wrong.
13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Raine: …I’ll get back to it.
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Lloyd/Regal/Sheena. You’d expect it to be the brunette and blunette fighting over Sheena wouldn’t you? Well you’d be wrong. xD
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Mithos: Eh, not so long ago…
16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12) then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Lloyd and Yuan are in a happy relationship until Colette runs off with Yuan. Lloyd, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Anna and a brief unhappy affair with Sheena, then follows the wise advice of Mithos and finds true love with Genis.
What would you title this fic?
Not knowing where to go. (You can just, I dunno, forget Anna is Lloyd’s MOTHER for this fic. Groooosss…!!!)
BE PREPARED FOR SHAMAN KING/SLAYERS DRABBLES!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! -wheezes- (I'm actually making headway on these beauties. I have 9 planned out, and 3 written.)
You dudes don't get a drawing board because I can't focus on anything long enough to get it posted. Blame my mental illness!
For the love of Mike, REVIEW. Quit adding my fics to your favorites or alert without reviewing. I hate that. Simply making a hit doesn't bug me, I do that all the time. I'm a pathetically slow updater because I...well because I'm a slacker. And often don't know where I want to go in a story. (hence the reason why I post mostly oneshots.) And another thing, DON'T FLAME ME. I'll accept constructive criticism, but if you come out and say "this story SUCKS", I'm not gonna be a happy person. I will report you. YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN FLAMERS!!!!
You. Are. Going. Down.
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