Author has written 25 stories for Legend of Zelda, Naruto, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！, Ouran High School Host Club, David Eddings, X-Men: Evolution, Slayers, How to Train Your Dragon, Tales of Symphonia, Fall in love like a comic!, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Transformers/Beast Wars, Trolls, Voltron: Legendary Defender, and My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア.
As a Fanfiction Writer it is my solemn duty to REJECT your reality and SUBSTITUTE my own.
Link Fangirl01 here! Welcome to my ridiculously long profile that you should not feel obligated to scroll through! Seriously, this thing shames even me.
June 4th 2022 marks sixteen years since I made this account, and the horrifying realization that I'm now twice as old as it is.
Muses are important. Never work without them.
Note to all my readers: I don't mind hits on my stories. Hey, I do the same thing. But please do not favorite or alert a story without leaving some feedback!!
FRIENDS I AM ON INSTAGRAM and have been for like six years. My account Selenopheria was hacked in March, screw that guy, and you may now find me under SaltySelenia (the pfp is still Lloyd, albeit a different pic) with my 42 followers and 5 or so posts. Two are of my puppy, she's the best. She chews everything that moves and some things that don't, has never met anything she couldn't eat, and scars you in the name of love with her razor dew claws.
Karyn the Pink Lolita is a stinker and whatever I write is at her behest. You think I'm in control because the personification of my inspiration is a part of me? I'm not
Question: Can you imagine Kratos Aurion grinning? Like an actual, legit, grin?
Name: I could say, but after so long...why bother? Virtually everyone I've ever met here goes by a nickname, username, or nickname derived from username. My friend Chris here calls me Zelda because I'm a girl because gender suited name related to the username I already have, so go with that if you want or just call me Link. Whatever floats your boat, I will answer to literally anything associated with my username.
Age: 32 freakin' years old and I still don't know how to act my age.
Location: In your closet. That's right. That thing that goes bump in the night? That's me. (If you make any "coming out of the closet" jokes, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.)
Looks: Really red hair that gets cut back to shoulder-length every few years, brown eyes (the left doesn't quite match and I'm pretty sure the lack of lens plays into that. Somehow.), and barely-average height. I'm still pretty flat in the chest and because I'm so small and my hairstyle has literally not changed since I was in KINDERGARTEN and also I don't dress like women my age do because I don't have the body women my age do, I get mistaken for being a lot younger than I actually am. It's fun.
Hobbies: I like reading so much I used to hang my head out the car window to read street signs, not an exaggeration. I also like writing poetry, see my Transformers collection here, and impressing visitors that aren't family with my rad hula hoop skills. When I don't have my nose in a story I'm in the middle of reading or writing or both, I'm probably playing some video game.
Random Toungtwister: Likelikes like likelikes but likelikes don't like the likes of Link. (say that three times fast :D Go on, I dare you)
Favorite foods: Ramen, preferably Chicken or Oriental flavor. Bread and butter. And Twix.
Favorite Reese's Commercial: Sharing is a nice gesture. Stupid...but nice. (made me cry it was so funny)
Favorite quote: Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional. -unknown. It's a bit too bad I didn't learn of it until after I graduated high school because it would have been a good Senior Quote. Still, the older I get, the more I like the one I picked. "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion." -Sephiroth, FFVII 1997.
Second favorite quote: Michael Jackson is the spokesperson for everyone who bites their nose off to spite their face. -Dennis Miller
Things I avoid stories for include incest, yaoi/yuri, smut, disregarded canon, poorly written OCs, and ships I don't like that get in the way of ones I do. Is that petty? Probably.
Favorite Book: Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank (And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom) By Celia Rivenbark. Just go read it, you'll understand.
Favorite music: Everything from the 60's and 70's, my VG soundtracks, assorted J-pop, most RPG overworld and/or town themes.
Current favorite anime: MHA is fantastic, okay. It's doing everything right.
Favorite ships: I have...so many.
Favorite game series: Pokemon, Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Golden Sun, Tales, Seiken Densetsu, Devil May Cry, METAL GEEEEAAARR
(1) Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire.
(2) Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi
(3) Axe Cop
(4) Awkward Zombie
(5) Fan Fyria
(And then everything I'm subscribed to on the actual Webtoon app)
Something you really ought to see
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?
Personal addition: There is no situation that will ever make this okay, do you hear me?! Not rape, not even if the mother might die giving birth. Nothing should ever, EVER, take precedence over your child's life. And if you don't want to raise the baby, then give him to someone who does. I know it hurts, but the baby doesn't deserve to die for the sins of his father. Ask my cousin. She was fifteen when she gave birth to her rapist's daughter and that little girl has been good for her.
AND NOW FOR SOME SUPREMELY USELESS AND ASININE (but fun) COPY AND PASTE THINGIES
(I should probably get rid of this section)
If you think there should be a prequel to Tales of Symphonia where Kratos is the main character, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. SheenaFujiFilm, Penamesolen, Freakyanimegal456, Regashi, Link Fangirl01.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, Link Fangirl01
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!
I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01
If you're a 'The Legend of Zelda' fan, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think pocky is addicting, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to play with pocket-knives, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (My opinion: Link!), (Dude Link needs to exist) -Ocarina of Twilight XxSandVillageGirlxX (Bomb-arrows! I'd kill myself, but I'd have fun dyin'! Oh, and Link totally needs to exist, too) (Link definitely needs to exist. Rufus and Cloud should too. The hookshot should exist, traveling would be 3 times as fun.)LinkFangirl01
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! (have you tried banana and chocolate chip muffins? Those things are the shiz) And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol.
If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile
If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
Too many people have died because of other's "needs" of fame and fortune. If you care, copy and paste this into your profile
I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile
If you think Itachi's totally hot...(hehehe) copy and paste this into your profile
You people don't get a drawing board because I can't focus on anything not a oneshot long enough to get it posted. Blame my autism.
Please please please please please PLEEEEAAASSSE DON'T FAVORITE/ALERT WITHOUT LEAVING A REVIEW. I used to appreciate what I could get, but then I grew up and now that's mildly insulting. You like my story but couldn't be bothered telling me so? Nope, no, I don't like it at all. Hits are different, I don't mind hits. If you don't have anything to say, you don't have anything to say. If you cared enough to slap that on your favorites list, you had something to say and just didn't bother doing so, and every author deserves better.
Flamers can bite me. I deleted a story once because of them, that's never going to happen again.
Check my stories out, down below. Everything before "Goodybe isn't Forever" is kind of a dumpster fire...so, avoid?
I have too many favorites...-_- I bet you think so too. (Dear Shadow topped my list by a ton before she left, crazy girl.)
Anime Wildfire (29)
Arashi Maxwell (30)
Earth Star (137)
Kristen Sharpe (75)
Mrs. Wilbur Robinson (14)
Ron of Wolves (4)
THE female dog (3)