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Hello. I love Digimon, Glee (the first 3 seasons) and Hetalia. If you would like to know something, ask.


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to

"teach me a lesson"

Because stereotyping is wrong, but we all do it:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (Nope, I do not)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (...No comment XD)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Oh, trust me hun, I will go to hell, just for more than that as a reason)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (I find the reason I am currently single a way of showing I have morals)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Ummm... No comment again :X)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Tooooooooooooo shy)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. ( I actually don't care at all about that part of me)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (No comment)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Nope, they are all my hags)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Or single)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Hmmmm, low self esteem and a mirror says I am though)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Yes and no)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I hate the heat, the summer and the sun)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Or I actually want rights)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (This is true)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (This is ... kinda true)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Umm I'm two of those)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (Not that bad)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (My school hated the marching band)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (No comment)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Kinda true)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I just hate everything political)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (No comment)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (Just during the straight crush phase)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (nope)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (True)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (I''m not that bad, I actually left some of the snetences alone)

Because I kinda believe in this cheesy thing...

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person. (If you are attracted to people of the same gender, switch this with question 6)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (If you are attracted to people of the same gender, switch this with question 1)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

LOL, how did I get romantic seme. Romantic I get, seme...not so much XD.

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at

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America Freedom Jones by NorwegianPilot17 reviews
After one of England's spells go wrong, all of America's memories of being a nation, disappear, and he now thinks he is a 20 year old boy named Alfred F. Jones. Will the spell ever wear off? As the nations watch the rowdy Alfred, they end up learning things about their friend, America, then they ever thought was possible. USUK - Yaoi - Cute - Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,385 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 5/24/2015 - England/Britain, America
Don't Trust Atoms, They Make Up Everything by thimblefingers reviews
Alfred and Arthur are stuck as lab partners in the world's most horrifying class: AP Chemistry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,106 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14160 - Favs: 19,027 - Follows: 18,487 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Love Wins by BlowUsAllAway reviews
We finally did it, America! A look into the love that two nation shared over the years, and how we all share the same story of love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Not So Little Mermaid by Whymsical reviews
Arthur Kirkland is head of a publishing house and has a very normal, boring life. That is, until one of his acquaintances drags him off to the Black Market and Arthur meets a creature who he didn't even know existed. And that creature is for sale. Mertalia USUK with background PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,483 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [America, England/Britain] [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Indivisible by Zeplerfer reviews
After America mysteriously splits into multiple personalities, England finds himself dealing with a sexy cowboy, a self-proclaimed hero, a cute child, a rebellious teenager, and his own complicated relationship with his former colony. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,505 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
A Helping Hand by ktfranceebee reviews
When Dave gets sick, Kurt is there to help. And then some.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Like It or Not by Celestial Clusters reviews
AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,006 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Paragraph 175 by rubyliss reviews
Kurt discovers that Karofsky's hatred has its roots in something that happened between their families during the Holocaust. The title refers to the German law that made homosexuality a crime.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,194 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
I Was Singing In The Shower by Camunki reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,326 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Out of My Head by lordofthepringles reviews
Kurt is back, the Gleeks attend Jock Parties now, and Dave and Kurt have to endure each other at every one. The truth comes out one night, and Kurt and Dave embark on a purely physical relationship. Top! Kurt Bottom! Dave, Dub!Con (Now finished with a happy ending!)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Love's Aftermath II by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Sequel to Love's Aftermath - They're no longer kids, but they've all got their own to deal with now. With their relationships being tested to the very limit and emotions pushed to the edge, did these guys ever get their act together? Germany/Italy, America/England, Spain/Romano, France/Canada, Greece/Japan, Hungary/Prussia, Spain/Italy, Germany/Romano, Switzerland/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,194 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Switcheroo by HalloweenPanda reviews
Arthur creates a potion that will change a person's personality completely opposite. But when the potion fall into the hands of a certain Italian all hell breaks loose and some serious kinkiness. Loads of sexy time! [Note- Faliciano calls Germany Doitsu because I watch the anime in Japanese only and I think it's cute when he says it. I will not change it. Period]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/31/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Arranged Companionship by Always Crazy reviews
Schuester and Beiste simply want the Glee kids and the Football players to get along. Their new plan involves every football player to 'adopt' a Glee Kid. For a month, they have their own Glee Kid to be 'best buddies' with. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,922 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Why Did it Have to be You? by deathbysharpie reviews
AU; SpainxRomano; Lovino's parents are tired of his horrible behavior, and hire Antonio to babysit him. But time is a cruel mistress, and in absence the heart grows fonder. These are just some of the things Antonio and Lovino will learn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,876 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A week with the Hummels by Metamorphosis2011 reviews
AU. Burt Hummel and Paul Karofsky have been friends since college but not seen each other in ages. One year, Burt invites Paul and his family down. They arrive with their 17 year old son David in tow and things get interesting. Kurtofsky! More a/n inside
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,041 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Letter by CorinneLeorrah reviews
Kurt has gotten a life changing letter. Who will help him through those changes? Kurtofsky btw T for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,669 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Dancing Queen by twoscarypandas reviews
Finland discovers just what Sweden does when he's not at home
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Fantasies by Metamorphosis2011 reviews
This is basically just plain Kurtofsky smut. Kurt and Dave are at college together in NY and are roomies and good friends. Then one night they become so much more. More info and full warnings inside!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Ruined by the pink post-it reviews
Kurt returns to McKinley for his senior year and finds himself working side by side with Karofsky at the hospital for their community service project. Both of them begin a friendship which soon blossoms into love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,311 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Fatal Kiss by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
AU. Two mercenary assassins find themselves brought together as rivals...and maybe something more. Rated M for violence, swearing and smut. Warnings for occasional blurring of the lines between sex and violence, so pass on by if it's not your thing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Want me by Mark Ash reviews
Kurt is a normal teenage boy with normal teenage needs. And Dave Karofsky is… a secret webcam whore? Smutty in places, but not for lack of trying. AU from Never Been Kissed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,655 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Bully For you by PurtFiend reviews
This is an AU story exploring what Kurt's character would be like if he was popular and Dave's character if he experienced the opposite. What would be the ramifications the kiss in locker room? Dramatic and funny - some swear words Kurtofsky slash no sex.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,349 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Scandals by LucyToo reviews
When an act of gay-bashing hits Lima's only gay bar, it puts the small town in a bigger media spotlight than anyone anticipates. Unfortunately that spotlight lands directly on Dave Karofsky. Slash, Klaine at the beginning, eventual Kurtofsky/Seblaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Let Me Be Your Wings by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
When David is raped, Kurt is the only one he will let in. As things get worse for Dave, can Kurt keep holding him up? Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,898 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
David Karofsky vs the World by ShonenOkami reviews
A Scott Pilgrim-ish take on the Kurtofsky ship. Set after "Prom Queen". Guaranteed smut, humor, angst, and shoryukens. Karofsky finds an opportunity to win Kurt's heart. Kurt has forgiven him, but his friends aren't so forgiving or trusting. Total AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,772 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Raising Our Boys by kamui34 reviews
Sequel to "We Can Share?" Blaine, Kurt and Dave go through raising their children, and dealing with the crap that gets thrown their way as they try to live their lives. Taking over for ColourMeDemented. Continuing where she left off
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Reborn by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
David comes out of the closet, against his will. His friends aren't nearly as accepting as Kurt's were. Karofsky/Hummel, violence, redemption
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,639 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Walk Through the Fire by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
After relocating to Wisconsin for grad school, Kurt's apartment building catches on fire, rendering him temporarily homeless. When his rescuer turns out to be someone from his past, what will happen next? Rated M for language and Kurtofsky smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,107 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
A Change Is Gonna Come by dem8903 reviews
A way in which a romantic relationship between Kurt and Dave could develop in Season 3 of Glee. Most chapters may just be a scene or two for an episode.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,686 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Making Peace by ShortLikeMe reviews
Dave was terrible to Kurt back then and he knows that now. When a suprise meeting gives them a chance to change things, will they take it? Kurtofsky. Rating may change later.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,060 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Worst That Could Happen by LucyToo reviews
Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces. Non-con, violence, homophobia, Kurtofsky. Now complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,927 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Seasons Change by knittycat99 reviews
Picks up after the events of Watch Me Fly; there's coffee and coming out and college. And maybe an Epic Romance, if the boys can ever get their act together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,849 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Love Is Blind by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, some Franada. After Arthur is blinded in an accident, his social life becomes all but nonexistent. One day, though, his old friend Francis introduces him to a man named Alfred. . . . Two-shot, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Questions and Problems by shmoo reviews
Koushiro-a smart kid with many problems, being asked questions is one of them. Find out how his life unfolds as he's sent away to a different school where he meets Taichi. But what will happen when Tai questions his problems? -discontinued-
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,516 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Koushirō I./Izzy, Taichi Y./Tai K.
Senior Year A Kurtofsky Chronicle Pt 1 by thewallsofjerico reviews
Kurtofsky! Set in the senior year of the Glee cast. I do not own Glee or any of the characters. Kurt and Dave find that their paths are inexplicably crossed; bringing them closer together. Rated M for mild smut and language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,284 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
7 Minutes In Heaven by Sea-Pig-Out-Of-Water reviews
Now Kurt's starting to get flirty and Dave is being more open about his feelings. But will his family and friends cause him to have a nervous breakdown? Sequel to Cloud 9. Rated T again for snogging and Dave's potty mouth. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,062 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Not So Little Merman by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Son of the governor of a Caribbean island colony, Kurt Hummel grows up spoiled but raised to be sweet, even without a mother, but he has the habit of waking up at 11:30 and going to the water. And that's where he meets a merboy. .:. Kurtofsky 6-part AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
In Reverse by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel, and yet... opposite. Dave is the Out fashionista, and Kurt is the closeted footballer. Kurt is also Dave's bully, and it's all so backwards in this AU, but that's what makes it fun. 30 drabbles. Older-teen content ahead!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,675 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Brothers by KeruKeru reviews
After the death of their parents, Yamato and Takeru Ishida are sent to boarding school where they meet some interesting people. AU Daikeru, Taito, CodyxOC Rated M for language and possible lemon Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon DISCONTINUED!
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,675 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Takeru T./TK, Yamato I./Matt
Cabin Fever by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Carole, at work, wins a raffle to go on vacation to a ski resort in Colorado. However, Paul Karofsky wins the same thing at his workplace for his own family. And as it happens... the two families must share a cabin. .:. a five-part Kurtofsky fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,254 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Rewrite by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A web of time-travel, do-overs, romance, friendship, humor, angst, and death after death to bring Dave to new chances and new life, because all he wants is Kurt and to set things right, to undo his regrets. .:. Kurtofsky, mostly AU, multi-chap, complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,934 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Never Been Kissed: What If by Miranell reviews
What if when Dave Karofsky kissed Kurt, Kurt didn't push him away right away? What if Dave got that second kiss in? Would things have turned out the same way? Let's find out...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,302 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Cloud 9 by Sea-Pig-Out-Of-Water reviews
A bottle. A hockey puck. A dirty handkerchief. An unhinged door. And a crumpled note. Dave tries to save Kurt from an invisible evil, while at the same time casting his own demons away. eventually kurtofsky . Rated T for very naughty language from Dave.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Feel Like We're Mirrors by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's the game of the season: McKinley High's football team against Casper High's. Red versus red, Lima versus Amity Park, and it's all intense and epic. But two footballers on the opposing teams meet and discover they have a lot in common..:.slash warn.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dash B., D. Karofsky - Complete
Maiden Tag by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
A Tamers Christmas by Takato the dreamer reviews
Five years after the Digimon left, Life continued for the tamers. But this christmas the monster makers have a gift they'll never forget! Yaoi. TakatoHenry KentaKazu. Rating updated for future chapters.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,102 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Takato M., Jenrya L./Henry W. - Complete
Not Your Usual Halftime Show by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
A one-shot based on spoilers for the Super Bowl episode. Kurt and Dave meet again, as the McKinley Titans battle to win the playoffs. Rated T for slightly bad language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Galactic Academy by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Dave and Kurt are cast in a musical independent film by some slightly insane visionary named Chuck. And with the first experience with the film, Dave realizes a few things. .:. LVB-U sequel-ish multi-shot. Dave/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Secret Stalker, I Mean, Admirer by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Ever since the fourth of December, Kurt has been getting random presents on random days at random times. And they all seem to be from one guy who calls himself 'B'. Just who is this secret admirer? Kurt is determined to figure it out. .:. Kurt/?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,945 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Kako Mo Ima Mo Mirai Mo Kakenukero by Taiki Matsuki reviews
A tie together fic for the Save File, Pass The Soy Sauce and Christmas Dinner fic series. A collection of stories detailing the lives of Jenrya Li, Takato Matsuda and their friends. Uploaded with Original Author's permission. 12-15: Bonus Xmas Gift Chapt.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,798 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Jenrya L./Henry W., Takato M. - Complete
La Vie Boheme by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
At age 25, Kurt Hummel goes out into the 'real world' looking for work in the theatres of Chicago; there's less competition there for roles than in New York. During callbacks for Rent, however, Kurt meets a blast from his past... .:. Dave/Kurt future!fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,553 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Detention by dorydafish reviews
KURTOFSKY! "I only know two gay guys. Blaine and you. Do you seriously want me to pick you?" Kurt asked half-joking, but his smile dropped when Karofsky took a little too long to reply - COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,832 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Unspoken by Ace of Skulls reviews
Tai moves to a new town. Easy, right? Wrong. Tai's condition makes his new life difficult, especially when he meets a certain blue eyed, blond haired, boy. Will he find a way to make his feelings known? Yaoi, Taiato. Rated T for mild language.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,338 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Just A Phone Call Away by blackmustache reviews
Austin is away on vacation, and Justin is bored.
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Justin S., Austin - Complete
Can You Really Want Me by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
... More Than For A Little While? He needed someone, someone to keep him grounded. Maybe Alonso Frame was the person to do that. Jack Harkness/Alonso Frame. Slash. Mentions of Jack/Ianto. Sex. R&R please, x
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Alonso F., Jack H. - Complete
Trials and Tribulations of Sex Ed by dichana reviews
It's funny how these things happen. Just a couple minutes ago I was changing Yumi's diaper while struggling to breathe, and now I was cracking up with my best friend lying between my knees. taishiro PLEASE R&R!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,387 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Koushirō I./Izzy
Silent Wish by Necratoholic reviews
Silence is golden. But not for one Taichi Yagami. With the help of Yamato Ishida, Taichi learns that words aren't always needed to get your feelings across. Rated M in last chapter.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,442 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Reflections of the Heart by Hylian Shadow reviews
Post OoT. For LJ's 30kisses community. Thirty glimpses of the life Link and Dark Link make for themselves after the fall of Ganon. Link x Dark Link
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,796 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Reflection of the Moon by Double reviews
[Complete] Due to rumors that Nakuru spread, the whole school thinks that Yuki and Touya are a pair and prosecutes them. Under pressure, Yuki avoids Touya, not wanting to hurt him, and meanwhile, Yue’s magic is depleating. What will they do? YukitoXTouya
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,646 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Yukito T., Tōya K. - Complete