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Everywhere But Here by Houkou Ookami reviews
In which a dreadfully misguided American manages to consider asking out nearly everyone but the person he actually fancies. USUK and more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,720 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
Final Intimacies by Riter544 reviews
You never know someone until you've been inside their head. You never know the value of your life until you are about to lose it. There is nothing more intimate than being with someone as they die. Manga based and complete
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 47,724 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
For your Entertainment by Daikon-Chili reviews
Once Mimura's Interested, he can' just let go. Mimura x Kiriyama. Slash. BL. RatedM for later content.
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Kazuo K., Shinji M.
Heroics for Dummies by Teriana reviews
America's Guide to Becoming a Hero - Hero Rule no. 1: When in need of a situation pertaining to a damsel in distress and none is available, simply create one yourself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,894 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - America, England/Britain
Growing Pains by Shatterdoll reviews
Ever since his growth spurt, America has been acting defiantly. When England attempts to put him in his place America decides to show him just how grown up he has become... Pre-split AmericaxEngland, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Two by Daikon-Chili reviews
For HickoryFlower. About Sho and a girl with a similar personality sorta kinda meeting. Made for Lulz.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sho T. - Complete
Pin or Be Pinned by Daikon-Chili reviews
Sho asks Ryuhei if he's top or bottom. SLASH SHO X RYUHEI. For Hickoryflower. D
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sho T., Ryuhei S.
2920 Days by periberi reviews
And friends, that’s all we’d ever be. Hiroki/Takako onesided, Shinji/Takako implied, AU set after years BR timeline
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Shinji M., Takako C. - Complete
Tender by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
All he wants to do is help; why must the Hero be so stubborn? - France/America, hints of onesided America/?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2009 - France, America - Complete
To Be A Father by FroggyFran reviews
Being a dad was all England could ever really want, but this is one thing he just can't do. America x England Yaoi LEMON oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/6/2009 - America, England/Britain
But that was Several Lifetimes Ago by sky tulips reviews
Listen to me, you said with your hands laced behind your neck, Listen to me and I'll teach you something worth knowing. France/England. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Fear by Sora Blade707 reviews
America still can’t go walking in the streets of Salem without remembering. USUK Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Down Came the Rain by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Gakuen Hetalia AU- Alfred and Arthur share an umbrella on the way home from working late at school. Arthur has been trying to talk himself out of his crush on Alfred and is not pleased, but maybe things will work out between them after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2009 - America, England/Britain
His eyes by Daikon-Chili reviews
His eyes made her legs go weak. His eyes made her long for his touch. His eyes made her fall for him. Those blank, empty eyes... Kiriyama x Chisato x Mimura love triangle.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Chisato M., Kazuo K.
Beside Still Waters by Quaxicoffelees reviews
We all walk the paths of the earth in search of a faith. Trudging into the unknown blindly. Reaching out for saving grace. France/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - France, Russia - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Lorentrap reviews
It wasn’t the first time Ludwig awoke to find a familiar Italian cuddled into his side. LudwigxFeliciano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
A Report on the Subject of Human Copulation by saramon reviews
Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All That He Needs by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
All Germany wants is for Italy to say his name. Germany/Italy, PWP. Written for kink!meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Confused? by Daikon-Chili reviews
Mimura's the school's biggest playboy. Kiriyama's emotionless. What happens when Mimura decides that he wants a go at a guy for once? Mimura X Kiriyama. Lemon. 33
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Shinji M., Kazuo K. - Complete
Heads is Heads by Technomad reviews
Mangaverse AU: What if Kazuo's coin toss had come up differently---and he had chosen to resist The Program? Kazuo/Izumi, Shogo/Takako, Mitsuru/Hirono
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,132 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Kazuo K., Izumi K. - Complete
Hold Me, Please by theweakking reviews
Who are you taking on a date? Me or Tweek?" Craig asks Wendy out on a date to the movies and ends up letting Tweek come with them to see Sweeney Todd. Craig/Tweek One shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Repentance by Buttered-popcorn reviews
Kenny's perfectly happy with his line up of playtoys, but when sensitive Butters unwanted affections finally wavers, Kenny must choose between love and lust before he loses everything. Bunny, Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Emotionless by LEMONedy reviews
If Kazuo hadn't killed Mitsuru right away, what would Mitsuru have said...?
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Submit by Karmastition reviews
KennyCartman, extended summary inside Most guys like to be on top when doing it, but nothing can please Kenny more than someone pushing him against a wall, grunting and thrusting over him. Oddly enough, he loved the idea of Eric Cartman doing just that.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Bliss by Yvanna Irie reviews
This was what he wanted, after all, and as long as he could stay here, the reason for it all didn’t really matter." ZoSan, sap, crappy writing. You have been warned.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Colours of life by Yvanna Irie reviews
Ten colours. Ten moments. It's their way to love each other. ZoSan drabbles, fluff and sap and a bit of blood.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Keeping Track by KakaIru-IsMyWorld reviews
Sanji is keeping a journal, and Zoro wants to know why. One-shot, fluffy ZoSan. Don't like, don't read.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Drowning in you by Goddess of Hate reviews
[KisshuXPai] Love is pain. Love is hell. Love is the warrior that took my hand and guided me to the light. But sometimes, love will elude us. Can the broken soul conquer?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Kish, Pie
Sleeping Arrangements by twinklestar120 reviews
The fact that he’s sharing a bed/car/random sidewalk with Ginji every single night happily ensures that no-one else is sharing a bed/car/random sidewalk with Ginji. Ever. BanGinji
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Ban, Ginji - Complete
Cold as Ice by Tokay reviews
Kenny hates to admit it, but of all his friends, Cartman is the warmest. KennyCartman. Mentions of StanKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
You Dropped Your Pencil by Roxius reviews
A very short BR fic. Yoshio believes to have found a new friend in Kazuo Kiriyama. AkamatsuXKiriyama Friendship, not yaoi, okay? PLease R & R! It's stupid crack kind and it's short, okay? Deal with it! WA HA HA HA HA!
Battle Royale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Kazuo K., Yoshio A. - Complete
Avatar: Book Three: Zutara by Wolfpelt reviews
Apparently Zuko isn't entirely bad, and Katara builds up trust for him. Together, they set up a plan to help defeat the Fire Nation. But what happens when business turns into romance?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,620 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Katara, Zuko
The Kiss Day by Wolfpelt reviews
The kiss? I'd thought you'd forgotten.' The requested sequel to 'The Sick Day'. Yet another Zutara oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Sick Day by Wolfpelt reviews
I'd kiss you now, but I don't want to get sick.' A Zutara oneshot. What else?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Teen Titans&Avatar Crossover 'fic! by wolfwriterGingey reviews
When Larry appears and makes another mistake, the Teen Titans, West, East, Honorary, and a few villians find themselves in the world of the Avatar. Jealousy, funny crossover relationshipsI hope to use TophXBeast Boy and more! Chapter 3 up
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007
Is it Me or Suki? by Twilight Sheep reviews
[Takes place after second season] Toph struggles with her evergrowing crush on Sokka, and she makes it worse by asking him questions about his relationship with Suki. SokkaToph. Slight AangKatara and SokkaSuki.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Toph, Sokka
Pairing Drabbles by Wolfpelt reviews
I know this has been done before, but I just wanted to submit my own. Title says all. Will include Zutara, Taang, Sokki, and possibly a few more.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006
Warrior Cat Emails by DarkShine07 reviews
This is what I think it would be like if the Warrior cats suddenly got email addresses! I'm working on adding some humor into it, but I may need sugestions...Now adding NP characters and everything is written in chatroom format! R&R pls!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
What Do I Do? by crimsonwingedkitten reviews
After Ichigo defeats Kisshu in yet another battle, Taruto askes her a few questions, but what happens when he starts to seek help from her? A cute fic about how much battling can hurt a small child, no matter who it is. Read and Review
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Tart, Ichigo M. - Complete
What Happens When You Drink by tatterdemalion reviews
That's right. Pai's drunk. And guess who's there to take care of him? LetXPai.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Pie, Lettuce M. - Complete
Not Bad by Kewix reviews
-What are you thinking about?- He asked her. She simply smiled. -CRACK: Slight Thornclaw x ?-
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Thornclaw, Tawnypelt - Complete
Those Amber Eyes by Dreamstar's Courage reviews
One of my famously tragic oneshots. Silverstream... she loved Graystripe and her kits so much. Her life with Graystripe...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
My Daughter's Death by Wolfpelt reviews
Silverstream knows Feathertail must die, but she desperately doesn't want her to. [Oneshot]
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Wind, Willow and Mouse by Brackenmask reviews
When three friends, Willowpelt, Runningwind and Mousefur grow up together a friendship is formed. This is their story. There is adventure, danger, love and much, much more!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006
Nine Lives by Glacierclaw reviews
This is a one shot fic about what happened during Tigerstar's nine lives ritual. Was it really ShadowClan cats giving him those lives?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Hiccups by Blackcat88 reviews
Hiccups keep coming when he least needs them. KimXClay
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Clay, Kimiko - Complete
Warriors: Forest of Blood by Scribbler Kitty reviews
Well...I started wondering: what if Firestar was killed? What if BloodClan won, instead of being defeated. And I wrote...this. XD I know, it's kinda sad. CHAPTER EIGHT'S UP!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,663 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006
Butterflies by Kewix reviews
Who said the great Tigerclaw didn’t have a sweet side to him? He had kept it all for her...-Tigerclaw x Goldenflower-
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Tigerstar, Goldenflower - Complete
Crying in My Sleep by Appaku reviews
ONESHOT: Miaka spies on Tasuki comforting Chiriko one night. Nice and fluffy.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Tasuki, Chiriko - Complete
Run with the wind by Brackenmask reviews
The lean Thunderclan warrior, Runningwind, falls in love with another cat in his clan. Will he ever have the courage to tell her his feelings? Contains Spoilers! R&R please. Another chapter? GASP! What could it be aobut? This IS the final chapter.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
A Conversation Between Brothers by SandersLover reviews
A very short friendship piece. Chiriko can't sleep and a red-hair bandit talks to him.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Tasuki, Chiriko
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