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Joined 06-05-06, id: 1060860, Profile Updated: 03-19-13
Author has written 5 stories for Batman.

Welcome to the joint collaboration account of Gladrial and RisqueSno! For those of you who don't know, our specialty is Batman fanfiction with an extreme emphasis on Joker/Harley Quinn and the Gotham Rogues in general. Or whatever the hell else we feel like.

Our Process

Each fic starts out as an idea, presented by RisqueSno in the form of some comedic presentation to Gladrial, who molds the thought into something grand and delightful. After several outlining sessions and much name-calling, Gladrial begins work on the actual writing portion. She then produces a chapter made from her own blood, sweat and tears, which RisqueSno rips to shreds during the beta session.

Eventually, after many a beratement of sentence structure, the story is presented to you, our dear readers, in the hope that you will review with even a meager "omglolz yuo guys r gr8t!11."

By having two authors, you will receive the best of both worlds: RisqueSno's comedic story outlines and touch for classy smut; Gladrial's award winning dialogue and unhampered writing style. Not only that, but are you aware just how many beta sessions the completed fic goes through before posting? Let's just say it's far too many. Even if you may not think so. Promise.

One of our unique characteristics is that we try to blend the worlds of the animated universe and the comics, giving us a lovely amount of freedom and access to more characters and ideas. Playing fast and loose with the timeline is our main foray, but we do it with an extreme amount of reverence and Gladrial has the largest comic collection RisqueSno has ever heard of.

A personal note from Gladrial and RisqueSno: If your JHQ is turning out FLUFFY, then you're doing it WRONG. This isn't because we're against having your own interpretation of the characters, but rather because we're extremely for sticking with what canon provides. And yes, our JHQ is sometimes a little fluffy if you look at it a certain way, but it's not fluffy in the general sense. I mean, you really can't describe fluff as 'he decided not to stab any of her vital organs today.' In some of our stories he isn't extraordinarily abusive, so would the definition of JHQ fluff be lack of abuse? We don't know if that qualifies. ...The fact that we'd even consider it fluffy for a moment makes us rather twisted.

Bad Thing - Images of Harley's apartment

Fanart provided by Blithefool of deviantart: Chapter 1 Chapter 3

Current Projects

(Note: Almost all of our WIPs are tagged by short, descriptive titles prior to completion.)

Eavesdropping- The Joker and Harley Quinn are just trying to have a quiet evening at home, doing normal things. Watching classic Looney Tunes shorts, eating sub-par Chinese takeout, and cleaning their expansive collection of firearms. But then the couple in the next apartment start causing a racket...

Partyfic- Harvey needs a date and Renee doesn't know it but she's available! Now if he could just get her to stop yelling at him...

Paging Dr.Leland- Harley will do anything it takes to get her therapist Joan Leland back to Arkham. Even going across the country! ...With the Riddler, whose presence has nothing at all to do with trying to get in her pants. Nope.


Henchwench Applications

A multi-fandom, multi-universe job search.

Applicant's Name: Paige a.k.a. RisqueSno

Personality: Unfailingly cheerful, Eternally optimistic, Quick witted, Extremely loyal, Friendly to a fault, Very bouncy, Easygoing type of gal

Qualifications/Past Experience: Survived regular public high school math classes, Loyal high-ranking henchwoman to meglomanical virus dictator for 3 years (Non-Romantic), Geeky fangirl since the age of 10 (Star Wars started it)

Special Skills: Spinning around really fast and knocking into things, Shopping spree ability, Specialized fangirl glomp, Pinches hard, Great hair, Trained in over 42 different forms of sarcasm and parody, Sugary baked goods a specialty, Classy smut writing, and the astoundingly crippling talent to remember the most useless fictional information with such a limited range of appropriateness

Weaknesses: Severe claustrophobia, Extreme paranoia, Distracted by shiny things, Hits like a girl, Stumbles into everything, Easily confused, Really very silly

Personal Preferences in Employer: Intelligent, Clever ideas, Sharp wit. Spandex wearers need not contact. Killing of children and animals severely frowned upon. Gimmicks welcomed and identity, costume etc. will be tailored to fit.

Goals: To hang on the arm of a powerful criminal genius and look sexy. To be a trusted confidant and assist him in his heists/world conquest. If that doesn't pan out I'll settle for being a loving suburban housewife who happens to provide pandering smut for the geek communities.


Applicant's Name: Amanda a.k.a. Gladrial10

Personality: Happy-go-lucky, Laid back kinda gal, Loyal to the end, Procrastinator extraordinaire, Finds joy in the small (and often stupid) things in life

Qualifications/Past Experience: Completely devoted fangirl for the past fifteen years, Know my fandoms inside and out, Practically limitless resources, Comic guru

Special Skills: Dialogue writing is my specialty, Easily becomes all-obsessed, Performs well under pressure, Great in the kitchen, Fantastic and diverse taste in music

Weaknesses: Puts things off until last minute, Loses track of time when engrossed in something, Will talk about things you don’t care about endlessly unless stopped, Owns the most ridiculous DVD collection known to man (Is that a weakness or a strength?), Frightened of bugs and needles

Personal Preferences in Employer: Good sense of humor, Know what you want and don’t mind stepping on toes to get it, Ego factor a plus, Gimmicks are okay

Goals: To hang on the arm of an even more powerful criminal genius and look even sexier. And if I can’t get that, I’ll take being one of DC’s head writers.

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A Day in the Life of the Killer Moth by Mr. Sinestro reviews
Some villains just can't make it in Gotham City
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup by BiteMeTechie reviews
Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Playing House'. The year in Gotham is drawing to a close, but Jackie and the Riddler have some unfinished business with certain acquaintances...and each other.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Playing House by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Homesick'. Thanksgiving is a time for family togetherness. But how do you tell your family that your new job is henching for the Riddler?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Homesick by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Home Sweet Home'. The lairs are destroyed, there's a trio of women out for blood, and the Riddler's in Arkham. What's a henchgirl to do?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Home Sweet Home by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Housemates', in which Jackie and the Riddler learn why copycats are dangerous, why heists are not spectator events, and why skipping dessert is always a good idea.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,376 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler, Harley Quinn - Complete
Housemates by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to [Get Out of My House!] Jackie's survived her encounter with the Riddler...so far. But he's not the only rogue in Gotham...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,707 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Get Out of My House! by Checkerboards reviews
Q: When is the Riddler's lair not a lair? A: When it's someone else's apartment.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums by BiteMeTechie reviews
Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Arkham Ate My Brain by Twinings reviews
There are certain things you come to expect in Gotham. This, however, is not one of them.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,307 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Where the Asphalt Flowers Grow by Nokomiss reviews
None of Stephanie’s friends at school ever got to go places like this. Of course, most of their daddies didn’t escape from prison, either.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Stephanie B. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Nokomiss reviews
Sequel to Strange Vicinity. Break on through to the other side. FaithJason, Batman crossover.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Strange Vicinity by Nokomiss reviews
“Listen here, ShePlant, don’t do anything hasty, and I won’t have to toss your salad,” Buffy announced heroically, gesturing threateningly with Mr. Pointy. Batman crossover.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
The Visit by WittyFae reviews
The Joker gets quite a surprise when a stranger pays him a visit in his holding cell.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
How to Know You're Alive by The BatThing reviews
Bruce Wayne has a bad day, and ends up taking nine year old Dick Grayson to the boy's open house. There, the boy interrupts again and again, getting on the billionaire's nerves. And in the end, Dick discovers he can't find his pulse and becomes worried.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Robin's Song by Nathan Perry reviews
Batman is working late, but Robin is tired.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Locked Inside The Facade by Esther-Channah reviews
COMPLETE! A sudden shock in Batman's life leads to his apprehension at the hands of GCPD. Warning: Major character deaths in first chapter.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,551 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
You're So Annoying by SchattenShadow reviews
All of Arkham's inmates have some level of hatred for people, but there's this new guy they can't stand! How will they deal with it? Scarecrow, Joker, Quinn, TwoFace and Ivy. One Chaptered fic.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2005
Tripping Arkham Asylum by SchattenShadow reviews
Batman and Robin must deal with a car-full of Gothams most dangerous villains. (The Joker, Riddler, Two-Face, and Scarecrow.) Why? Because the state has forced Arkham to send them to the aquarium due to some idiots misunderstanding. Really funny.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004
The Phone Call by SchattenShadow reviews
Officer Montoya gets a phone call from someone in our famous Rogues Gallery. A one chapter fiction, finished, and really funny for your delight.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2005
Convicted by Serb reviews
The Arkham Asylum inmates have something against the Scarecrow, and it's not nice! Read and review!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2005
Could Wait Forever by Amanda9 reviews
A little trip into Harley’s twisted and broken mind.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Complete
BATMAN : Three Flew Over The KooKoo's Nest by Doctor Whoops reviews
Joker Scarecrow and Killer Croc bust out of Arkham with hillarious results, As always dedicated to P & J with love.EDITED FOR CLARITY.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2003
BATMAN: TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE by Doctor Whoops reviews
Another fic that began life as a messageboard joke! Dedicated to J & P and all who post on the Bat Beyond Messageboard! A humorous look at Arkham Asylum life as the GCPD try to find where Joker hid his stash. EDITED FOR CLARITY
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2003
Payments, loans, and returns. by Mistah Js girl reviews
There is a price for everything, and you pay for everything you get. This is a super short little story where Harley Quinn realizes the price she pays for love.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2001
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Bad Thing reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel stumbles into significant problems when her notorious patient starts using her like a skeleton key. The worst part? She's kind of digging it. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/9/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Roadtrip II: Ya'll die quick now, ya hear? reviews
The clowns find themselves in the worst place either could imagine. Joker and Harley are on another cross-country trip with double the wackiness of its predecessor!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Roadtrip reviews
When the going gets tough, the tough get the hell out of town.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Infamous Secrets reviews
What can the inmates at Arkham do when their deepest secrets get revealed to the public?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Harley Quinn - Complete
Crime Alley Couture reviews
Four drunks have just made the mistake of their lives: calling Harley Quinn a hooker! What will the Joker and his cane have to say about that...? JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
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