Author has written 4 stories for Glee.
My name: Jennifer
My hobbies: yaoi reading writing and singing
Interests: yaoi, anime, QAF, Lucas Grabeel, I kissed a vampire!, Randy Harrison, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, Sterling Knight, Glee, Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
dislikes: homophobes, yuri, anyone who disses me
Yea yea My name is Jennifer and I'm 21 years old in college. I love yaoi. So if y'all want to know any more about me or want me to make some stories just email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thank you and good days people.
If you love Ryan Evans, Ethan Dalloway, and Lucas Grabeel, the way I do, copy and paste to your profile. Add your name: We'llBeTogether, Riku Evans, Kamui34
If you love the way Lucas Grabeel "shakes his hips," copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have O.L.G.D (Obsessive Lucas Grabeel Disorder) Copy this into your profile. (Oh totally!!)
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Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends please re-post this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her house because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister that holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks and in another year I would probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school it was simply to much to bear.
We are the couple that had the Realtor hang up on us when she realized we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I'm an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic partner who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because he grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the Home-Economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church not because I don't believe but because they closed their doors to 'my kind'.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong do your part to end it.
You know you're obsessed with High School Musical, When...
1) You see people and swear they look like characters
2) You sing the songs and know the dances
3) Have watched it almost every time it played
4) You compare people you know to the characters/stars
5) Wish your life was like the movie
6) Work on writing stories about it over homework or studying for tests
7) think about it more than anything else
8) you own posters, CDs, DVDs, and other products from it
(if three or more apply to you, you are obsessed)
If you're not afraid to sing any HSM song out loud in any public place, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: hsmgirl14, XxTinkyBlondieBellxX, Angel of the Starz, The Sane-er One, Deltas-Butterfly, ICan'tTakeMyEyesOffOfYou, We'llBeTogether, Riku Evans, kamui34
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.
I just became a fan of the soap opera: As The World turns. Basically only cause there's a gay couple in it.Luke and Noah are perfect for each other
Totally into Queer As Folk now! Randy Harrison and Gale Harold are so cute! Brian/Justin is the best pairing since Nuke!
THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
2. Your favorite KH girl?
I don't like any of the girls. With the exception of Larxene
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Xemnas. He takes advantage of Roxas way to much! And I mean, look how Roxas could've gotten into the Org! Prostitution much?!
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Kairi. She steals Sora from Riku
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Never Land!! I love making Sora fly!, and Atlantica. Love seeing him shirtless! XD lol
6. Least Favorite World?
Deep Jungle. Who would want to fight with Tarzan in the jungle?!
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Fenrir, Oblivion, Ultima Blade
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Mushu in KH 1 and Peter Pan in KH2
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Master Form. love the running!
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
AkuRoku, Soriku. they are so cute!
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Anyone/Kairi. Kairi's a whore!
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
The fact that we can't make our own characters or our own worlds
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Peter Pan in KH 1
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
Yes. They are way to chumy to be just friends.
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
He's way to mellow to be emo
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Yes. Pink hair and flowers? I mean come on!
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Yes! She is a bitch!
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
I'd say Olette. Namine reminds me too much of Kairi
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
great game! Love playing as Ven and Aqua
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
No! It was one of the best KH games!
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Namine. I love to do anything artistic
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
No. I'd love to cosplay as Sora and make my boyfriend Roxas (XD ;P)
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
In KH1 when Kairi is chasing after Sora and Riku. She never catches them till they stop
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Larxene in RE: Chain of Memories and Sephiroth in KH(both)
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Roxas with the double keybaldes
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
35. Axel or Demyx?
36. Kairi or Larxene?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream
42. Cloud or Leon?
43. CloTi of Clerith?
CloTi. More likely to happen.
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Simple and Clean
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)
Sora, Roxas, Riku, Cloud and Leon.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Any other Disney movie that hasn't been used yet
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
any one I haven't played
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
It's so much fun and takes days to beat.
Number your 12 fave Kingdom Hearts characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
11. Yen Sid
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot?
In Kingdom Hearts II, yes.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yea. Sora and Demyx are cute together
6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Sephiroth runs away with Axel only to get found by Maleficent and get killed. (all i could think of)
7) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I've seen some stuff
8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Not really sure.
9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Bestiality, Mpreg etc.
10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Wanna go and train with me Pretty Boy?
11) Cuter couple? five/nine or ten/twelve?
Five/Nine. way cuter
12)What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?
Dude! Y'all are whack!
13)How would you feel if eleven died?
Happy. Yen Sid sucked.
14) Which is a more disturbing pairing? one/four or one/seven?
15)Would eight ever want to kill five?
Maybe. If they met
16)Would four or nine be sad if twelve got run over by a car?
Nope. I wouldn't be sad if Donald got hit by a car.
Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in Britain.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you are the type of person who reads these types of things because you think they're hilarious, copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum,dragon of spirits, CelestialDraconus, a writer of fics, Kamui34
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If Twilight said that breathing was uncool, 92 of the teens around the world would die. If you are part of the 8 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Miley Cyrus was about to just off a building, 96 of the world's kids would be crying and yelling at her not to. If you are part of the 4 that would be sitting in your lawn chair with a drink, binoculers and saying "Jump Bi-otch! Jump!" Make me smile by copying and pasting this on your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile
If when watching season 9 of CSI your two main thoughts are 'DIE LANGSTON DIE!' and 'Where the hell is Greggo?' copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, -Purple Smile-, Atra Luminarium, Reine Sumabat, DragonFriend95, a writer of fics, Kamui34
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters: Draco, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Dean, Seamus, Snape, Hermione, Percy, Lucius, Neville
01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? I don't wanna find one
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?
05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?
08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic:
09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:
11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?
22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a breif unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.
25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
You say Twilight
Caught between many different ships for Kurt on Glee. Kurtofsky (Kurofsky/Kurt), Klaine (Blaine/Kurt) and Kinn (finn/Kurt). Kinn I know will never happen but the other 2 actually can. But it depends on what Ryan Murphy writes. Now Klaine is unable to happen cuz Blaine told Kurt he doesn't love him
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If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm Emo, I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be Sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST be a stupid drunk
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
List your top twelve favorite Glee characters in no particular order:
1. Blaine Anderson
2. Kurt Hummel
3. Brittany Pierce
4. Will Schuester
5. Finn Hudson
6. Dave Karofsky
7. Burt Hummel
8. Jeff the Warbler
9. Santana Lopez
10. Tina Cohen-Chang
11. Artie Abrams
Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?
Finn/Artie? No but I may look one up
Do you think three is hot?
Brittany: I would so do her!
What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?
Jeremiah knocking up Blaine? Kill me! Blaine needs to knock up Kurt
Do you remember any good fics about nine?
Santana: there are a couple Santittany's out there
Would seven and two make a good couple?
Hummelcest? Maybe depending on the situation
Four/Eight or Four/Five?
Will Finn or Will Jeff? probably Will Finn
What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?
Burt doesn't know who Jeff is and probably doesn't like Brittany that much :P so he'd probably shrug it off
Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic
Kurt/Dave: It was a hard time when Kurt Hummel found out that Blaine had cheated. He spent months in cronic depression before he met the man who would make it all better: Dave Karofsky.
Has there been a one/eight fluff?
Blaine/Jeff? There's probably something out there
Are there any story on your list about eleven?
Artie: I got a couple in my faves but they're Kurt/Artie
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.
Blaine and Burt are in a happy relationship until Santana runs off with Burt. Blaine, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Artie and a brief unhappy affair with Jeremiah, then follows the wise advice of Finnl and finds true love with Kurt.
Title/Warning for above fic?
WTF Is gonna happen to Blaine?
5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.
Finn, Will, Burt, Blaine and Brittany are playing truth or dare. Finn asks Burt, and Burt says truth. Finn asks who Burt loves and Burt, after some prodding from Brittany, confessed their true loves with Will. Will does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Brittany. Burt is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Blaine, while Brittany and Will run into the sunset together. However, Finn is secretly in love with Blaine and becomes so jealous of Burt, who after the comfort of Blaine, becomes in a relationship with Blaine, and so Finn decides to murder Burt, but is stopped in time by the police officer Santana and is sent to prison, allowing Blaine and Burt to continue their relationship.
Title/Warning for above
Blaine is dating a Hummel, but it's not Kurt.
Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.
Blaine/Artie: When Artie helped Blaine cope.
What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Will/Blaine: I have no idea
Do any of your friends read seven/nine?
Burt/Santana: I hope those don't exsist
If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?
Jeremiah: probably something like Just a Kid by Simple Plan
6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.
Dave, Brittany, Will and Artie are at a bar when Brittany makes a drunken confession that Brittany is in love with Blaine. Dave is secretly in love with Brittany and plots to abduct Brittany to keep Brittany away from Blaine, but is stopped by Will and Artie. However, Dave is so crazed by this point that Dave needs constant watching to make sure Dave doesn't go after Brittany again, and Will and Artie volunteer to do this. As they work together, Will and Artie develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Dave escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Brittany and Blaine from untimely deaths, Wes magically appears and vanquishes Davee forever.
Title/Warnings for the above fic?
I have no idea
How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?
Jeff reacting to a threesome with Finn, Santana and Kurt? Jeff would want to join.
Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?
Dave sees Santana, he'd probably vomit
Would 12&6 make a good couple?
What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?
Blaine/Will: Would fix a bath for Will and his ducky
3 kills 7, what does 3 say?
Brittany/Burt: Brittany would say something about Burt stopping her from being with his dolphin
Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story
Jeff/Santana: I have no idea
What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?
Jeremiah/Will: "You're not underage...wanna go and 'fold some shirts?'"
3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?
Brittany/Will/Burt: Brittany would ask why Will likes his dolphins dad
You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?
Tina: I'd probably just tell her I have no goth things
By the way, I set you up on a date with 5.
Finn? Breadstix, he pays, and I get to tie him to his bed and ravish him
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jenizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Snake
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lillian Silvercreek
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Macjemac
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue Coca Cola
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): *unknown*
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black *unkown. never had a pet*
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Orange Tsunami
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Blue Peg Leg
The first character I fell in love with:
The character I never expect to love as much as I do now:
The character that everyone else loves that I don’t:
The character I used to love but not anymore:
The character I want to be like:
The character I’d want to slap:
Quinn (more like punch)
A pairing that I love:
A pairing that I hate:
Kurt,Sebastian, Blaine, Chandler
My four favorite female characters:
brittany...only girl I like
My four favorite male characters:
Kurt, Blaine, Cooper, Jeff Warbler
My four least favorite female characters:
all of them but Brittany
My four least favorite male characters:
Eli, Hunter, Nick Warbler (for one specific reason), Puck
Character I’m most like:
don't think I'm like one
Do you like Glee?
Why did you start watching (i.e recommended, heard about it, etc.)?
A friend told me about Chris Colfer and how he's gay, hot and the star...also covered their version of Don't Stop Believing in my music class that year
I Want to Hold your Hand
Somewhere Only We Know
Born this Way
Not The Boy Next Door
Let's Have a Kiki/ Turkey Lurkey Time
Teenage Dream (both NBK and TBU versions)
the paranioa test
If you get more than 30, get some counseling.
I fear ...
x being touched
x creepy noises in the night