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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.



Split Visage has been nominated for the Adventure Category of the Harry Potter Awards!! Follow this link and VOTE VOTE VOTE!!


Let me introduce my self :) SQUISHYGIRL! Ahah did you think I was gonna tell you my real name? Teehee :) Alright female :) Dancer :D and um... (L) Harry Potter of course...and I at least my mommy says I'm kewl!! ahah jks. Ok creepy part of me over, continue reading my profile if you wish or just continue onto my stories :)

If you are reading this then I hope that you are enjoying my stories. I am working on completing all of them with a good story line to keep my reviewers reviewing and I hope you are one of them.

I'm still in school and put all of my time into my stories and dancing. (Love to dance :)) I spend a lot of my time reading stories on this site and I feel like a nerd a lot of the time. LOL I shall reveal just how nerdy I am:

Ahem! I have currently read, over the span of two years, 821 Fanfiction works...

Yes indeed.

I am a true Harry Potter fan (as I like to think) and I have even been lucky enough to go on a Harry Potter tour. It was the most amazing thing I have ever done. I saw Hogwarts, Hagrid's cabbin, Gringotts and more. It was seriously a life time experience and I suggest it to anyone currently residing in England. (I live in Canada.) I hope that you will all enjoy my stories as I am working hard to make them worth your while.

New shock of my life though. A new series! GASPS I know talk about it. This is my first novel series, hec just novel that I've ever read that isn't Harry Potter in ... 2 ... maybe 3 years. I don't know about you but this is a big thing for me. So anyway, the series is called Twilight. It's so beautiful! sniffs It's about vampires and humans and romance and it's ridiculously cute and...well I'm totally in love with it...I think i'm going to write a story for it soon... and um...yes it's on this site which is definately exciting...and ugh! Don't you just love vampire romances? I do :) Anyway, I 'm rambling.

OK let's say goodbye to old shock, (Twilight) and hello to new shock! L.J.Smith!! My new favourite author. SHe has like a million different series (Nightworld, Dark Visions etc.) AND she writes the Vampire Diaries series which btw are totally different than the tv show. And who doesn't LOVE the series on tv?

Much love, respect respect. (ahah I just love those things from Shark Tale :) )

Squishy Girl.

I want to make this little side note for the person who reviewed more story Split Visage and said the summary and Intro were heinous. You probably won't ever read this but I want to thank you because you were totally right. I fixed it up a little and totally deleted the intro, I might write another one but I don't think so... I never really looked back to that as the story progressed and now that you brought it up it has nothing to do with the story what-so-ever. So thank you and um...it's too bad that you won't ever read it :( It's actually pretty decent.

Ships read:


Lucius/Severus/OC-- Sounds horrible, but first story is called Lucius' Shadow, so far part of a duo but trying to get the author to make a trio... read it then tell me it's bad. Trust me you won't be able to :)

Bellatrix/Voldemort (scarily enough, it was a pretty good story)











Ships Wrote:






I have a few stories that i would like to suggest. And also some authors. Some of my favourite stories are:

I Can't Believe Your Jealous

The Paegent

Lucius' Shadow

Severus' Ghost

Seventh Year Babies

Daybreak & Nightfall

Averse Entwine

Love's Not a Competition but Who's Winning

A Pick of the Litter --HILARIOUS

A few authors that are extremely good and that I am positive you will like are:






Ok so a little about my stories...

1) Split Visage - My longest story going and still got some promise. But sadly lacking in reviews as are most of my stories...REVIEW PEOPELE... Anyways...Hard to explain but Hermione is more than she seems to be. Is she really just the innocent, hard-working, Gryffindor and hero or is there WAY more that ALL of us are missing? Waiting for reviews for this one people. No reviews...no more story :) COMPLETE!!

2) Retrieve - Blaise has been without his beloved sister since he was eight years old when she was mysteriously kidnapped. Will he ever get her back? Will said sister return to her family and if she does will she ever belong? ON HIATUS

3) The Unexpected Surprise - My frist Twilight fanfiction!! Edward and the Cullens have moved back to Forks after many many years. A reunion with the precious werewolves does occur and a new character from my own creative imagination is born. She brings an interesting twist to Edward's life that was once a happily-ever-after and Embry is still alive folks! See what's in store for the very lovable werewolf. ON HIATUS

4) The Rescue - Was going to be a dark fic, changed into more rescue-ish dark...hard to explain. Hermione awakes on cold hard ground. Where am I? How did I get here?! HELP! How will Hermione cope with her future with the only two people existing?...to her knowledge anyway ON HIATUS

5) Who Would Know? - Old old story, not enough reviews, and um, well it's sad cuz it was a good story but then accidentally deleted and then it was over :(. Hermione finds out her families dark secret and is sort of not really kidnapped from her regular world. Will she ever see Harry and Ron again? Will she return to Hogwarts? Will she be dark or light? WIP

This is something fun that was sent to me over the internet. Seriously entertaining my friends. Copy and paste into your profile and enjoy a giggle :)


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kryizzle! (Lol)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Blue Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Elizabeth Liberty

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Zoekrham

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Black Rose

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rezisce

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lee

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Dusty

Um...and well...another giggle. Except this one is a SUPER giggle :) Trust me I got my whole family to read it :) Teehee.

Signs you live in 2008

1. You are on your computer everyday

2. You are more inside, than out.

4. You are on this site often.

5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.

6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.

7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

8. You feel a bit stupid.

9. You think this is funny.

10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.


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The Secret of the Chamber of Secrets Original by lilguji reviews
HIATUS! EDIT! After being possessed by Riddle's Diary, Ginny has changed. She has become a completely different person and no one knows. But the cat comes out of the bag when an angry Draco Malfoy stumbles onto a secret of hers that she has been hiding for a long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,121 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Harmonious Fire by hells1belle reviews
Sequel to Stylistic Harmony They were torn apart by hatred, but the fire is still burning. In a war torn world, can he find her again and take back what is theirs? DMHG, BZGW, DMHGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,124 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Little Drop of Hope by Chinchilla17 reviews
*Mockingjay Spoilers* Peeta POV. She said she found comfort in my arms, and eventually in my kisses. But, you may be wondering, how did two damaged people like us get there? I'll just warn you, it's not an easy, comfortable story...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,821 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Love's Not a Competition, But Who's Winning? by Strange.x.And.x.Beautiful reviews
Edward saved a girl 70 years ago by getting her turned into a vampire, and now she's back to declare her love for him. So he has a choice to make. Evelyn or Bella? Vampire or Human? Who will he choose? ExB, ExOC ...100 Favs! :D...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,826 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Hell With Responsibility by RobotLeprechaun reviews
Hermione and Draco get far too drunk and have to deal with the consequences. Rated for some violence, language and sexual scenes. It will get a little darker in later chapters, so don't read it if you're just looking for sex and fluff between HG and DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,636 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Can't Believe You're Jealous by Strange.x.And.x.Beautiful reviews
A new family of vampires move to Forks and one of them takes a liking to Bella. Can Edward keep his jealousy under control as they become good friends? BxE, BxOC friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,596 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
White and Nerdy by XLadySnowX reviews
Crack!fic. Edward, Emmett and Jasper raid Carlisle's medicine cabinet. Oh My. RnR! If you dont like Crack!fics, DONT READ. It's as simple as that. Oh, no f-l-a-m-e-s, please. :D Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deadly Attraction by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
He’s a death eater, she’s an auror. He fights for Voldermort, She fights for Harry. They hate each other but one kiss is the start of a deadly attraction. Hermione/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,455 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sweetest Revenge by Coconut Girl reviews
Desperate to fulfill her arranged marriage with an unwilling Draco, Pansy comes up with a clever scheme to snag him, but things do not go according to plan. PansyxPercy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,840 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Pansy P., Percy W. - Complete
A Regret to Belong by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Trapped between the Muggle and Magic world, Hermione has never felt like she belonged. A painful childhood & recent divorce confirms her feelings. Draco wants to help her see that she does belong, in both places, and also to him. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,392 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Haunted Memories by Abbie Snape reviews
AUIn Harry's 6th year, he along with nine other students and four adults begin to remember things some want them to forget, as they did six years ago when they were given memory charms. How will things change once they remember?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,180 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Sixth Year Itch by nfmadprops04 reviews
DMHG: Hermione is a grand prefect. Draco, a slut. What happens when a dark Malfoy family secret is revealed and Draco wants more? When he wants her? [M for language, occasional smut, violence, drug content, adult situations and intense themes.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,092 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost in Darkness by thedarkunicorn reviews
Not wanting to do the Dark Lord’s bidding but being exceptionally good at it seem to have gotten Draco into a tough position. Very Dark Draco and Hermione story where the two fall in love in the most unlikely of situations. DMHG PostHBP Angst twists! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,767 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving His Soul by MandaPandaAR reviews
Hermione finds a spell to bring a sixteen year old Tom Riddle into the present. She believes that if he can be saved then Voldemort would be no more. But when Tom enters her life something happens that she did not expect... she falls in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,178 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Evil's Mistress by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Everyone knows and loves Hermione Granger. What is not to love? However, after Hermione was taken by the Dark Lord, then corrupted and seduced by Draco Malfoy, a secret was born. What side is Hermione really on? HGDM. CBMTD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,940 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Accepting You by WintersEmpire reviews
A marriage law was passed, forcing Hermione into an arranged marriage. Now she must deal with her new husband, but how can she when all they do is argue? Can they sort out their feelings before it's too late? HrxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,638 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
The Parkinson Family Secret by Istalindar reviews
This is a story about Pansy Parkinson, a view from the other side of the tracks. And how maybe, with the right incentive, people can get past their past, past their fears, and do something remarkable. A bit of DMHG, PPHP, PPBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
What I Want by NefariousImp reviews
Draco finds a girl that the whole Wizarding World thought was dead. She looks different, she acts different and boy does she have a grudge, with good reason! This is Smut With a Plot! Rated M! Pairing: DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Negative Side by Plaidly Lush reviews
None of them knew what it was that made Hermione change. All they knew was that she was different. Then Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy became friends, and the world as everyone knew it was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,328 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The New Chick by kyaxskyxgoddess reviews
REPOST! COMPLETE! PreHalfblood Prince because I wrote it before that came out. Hermione is having some problems. A new girl is hogging all the attention, Hermione's having identity issues and now her enemy's obsessed with her alterego! What's a girl to
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,135 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Addicted to the enemy by Dracotersexiness reviews
It all began the night she gave in. Gave into his charm and passionately kissed her very enemy…HGDM fanfic...COMPLETE!...SEQUEL IS UP! its called Secrets, Lies and Heartbreak.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,813 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pick of the Litter by Nova-Janna reviews
Have you ever heard of one of those auctions where they bid on all the handsome young men to raise money? Hogwarts has decided to try some new tactics for entertainment...DMHG and Blaise.Hannah, just to be different
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wedding Night 2 by ShiverBoo reviews
I love you, he said and it pained Hermione because she didn't think she could say it back just yet. I know, she grinned. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pageant by ShiverBoo reviews
Hermione and Ginny are invited to Witch Weekley's Beauty Pageant in Las Vegas. There they meet many unexpected problems. But nothing that bad could happen in two weeks, right? COMPLETE with Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,405 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3090 - Favs: 6,100 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Be Careful What You Bet On by BooBack reviews
Rated R for language and sexual content, especially chapter 13. Ron and Hermione's love is finally known for each other, but what will Hermione's bet with Malfoy do to their new found relationship. And what about Draco's bet with Blaise? Twists Galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 131,025 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wedding Night by ShiverBoo reviews
Hermione and Draco are forced to share a bed. Or will they? Reposted, reviews needed before sequal comes out. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Who would Know? reviews
Hermione finds out her families dark secret and is sort of not really kidnapped from her regular world. Will she ever see Harry and Ron again? Will she return to Hogwarts? Will she be dark or light? DMHG BZHG HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,954 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Unexpected Suprise reviews
The Cullen clan return to Forks and it seems like an average day in Chemistry for Edward. Oh but it's not. A strange new delemma has been brought to Edward's attention and it seems said problem has a little thing for our beloved Embry... ExOC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Embry
Retrieve reviews
Blaise has lost his sister since he was 8, now it's the summer of sixth year and he wants her back desperatley. How far will he go to do this? How will he do this? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Hermione G.
The Rescue reviews
She wakes up on cold hard ground. She looked around but to only be lost in the darkness. She struggled to a stand only to be halted by chains seemingly around her wrists, ankles and torso. She felt her skin, rough and bones protruding from her body. DMHGB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Hermione G.
Split Visage reviews
Complete! Hermione Granger falls into the old world that no one knows of. She becomes the rebel of the Dark side but is torn between her two families that can never co-exist. Will she make it through the war? Will her loved ones? Sort of DMHG, no lemons!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,863 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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