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Joined 06-06-06, id: 1061558, Profile Updated: 02-27-09
Author has written 16 stories for I Know What You Did Last Summer, Cruel Intentions, Harry Potter, Saved By The Bell, Chicago!, Heathers, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Boy Meets World, Misc. Movies, Remember the Titans, 21 Jump Street, and Dangerous Liaisons.

:update: besides receiving the odd review from time to time, I’d pretty much abandoned any association with ff.net. But after reading a comment for one of my earlier stories I found myself somewhat inspired to get back into fandom. So however misplaced the motivation may be, over the next few months I hope to crank out some new stories as well as expand on several old ones. (Feb/09)

:update: After almost a year long hiatus, I’ve decided to start writing again. A lot of things have happened over the past few months (graduating from high school would have to be the focal point) and I’m hoping that my writing style has improved. It’s hard to read my previous stories without cringing or weeping in shame, so here’s to hoping that any future fan fics that pop into my brain are actually worth posting. To anyone this may concern, I doubt I will be updating my IKWYDLS fanfics “Baked Beans and Butterflies” and “Complicatons”. They’re just so damn…blah. I re-read the stories and had the sudden urge to flame myself. However, if I ever feel inspired enough to edit them, I just might give some thought to actually finishing them. But odds are I won't. (June/07)

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Forgivable Expectations by Jubilee3 reviews
Being a Slytherin is tough work these days. With the war brewing around her, Pansy has to deal with inner-house politics, unexpected rivals, and an undesired attraction to Dean Thomas. Includes an artistic Snape and a French Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,818 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Pansy P., Draco M.
Attraction by gelfling reviews
SasuNaru, NaruGaara, slight KakaSasu, yaoi. Naruto embraces his demonic roots, and Sasuke's his 1 enemy and dream. Blood, DARK, angst, lime, non-fluff introspective. And a bag of chips. Push something too hard, and it will break or bite back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,219 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2003
Cruel Intentions: The Serial by kerimack reviews
It’s Kathryn and Sebastian’s senior year at Manchester Prep and with it comes gay love triangles, Kathryn’s little sister, doppelgangers, a James Dean wanna be and a bitter ex-supermodel.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,054 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 11/11/2003
Dangerous Liaisons by kerimack reviews
What would you sacrifice for your hearts desire? For some nothing is too precious and you can never go too far. Welcome to the most dangerous game of all. Please R&R.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 102,707 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/5/2004
The Way by Shire.Conspire reviews
Draco Malfoy, the rich and arrogant fool. Pansy Parkinson, the wealthy and stubborn brat...Draco Malfoy, the abused and trialed hero. Pansy Parkinson, the brave and emotional heroine. Everything's more interesting on the dark side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 269,876 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P.
The Beginning of Always by Dark Victory reviews
Set right after the scene of Pete and Matt on the roof of Pete's apartment. One Shot! SLASH!
Green Street Hooligans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Time Will Tell by PurpleYin reviews
ShawnIsabelle. She makes him nervous but not for the reasons that bother everyone else.
4400 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Every Flavor by Chainlinks reviews
Seamus' strangest quirk and Dean's usual reaction. SeamusDean slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Alea Iacta Est by SalvaVeritate reviews
It had gone beyond their games, but she couldn’t very well admit to that. She was well aware that sincerity is dangerous.Her stepbrother may have developed a conscience overnight but she could never afford to have such a thing.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,243 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Barely Breathing by xo going nowhere reviews
Cause I am barely breathing, and I can't find the air. I don't know who I'm kidding, imagining you care. Annette isn't as oblivious as she seems.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
force 10 hurricane by monkey face19 reviews
We were all happy wallowing in our own addictions and snobbery until she came and mucked it up.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/17/2005
Fade to Black by xo going nowhere reviews
When there was a choice, Kathryn had always opted to see black. The color of her clothes, her shoes, her soul. But now that he's gone, she doesn't have a choice.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Fancy by Spoonsie reviews
Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan fancy a lot of things. Basically a series of drabbles, set in the 6th year. HBP spoiler alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F.
Stereotypically by InkImperfect reviews
DeanSeamus thirty second ficlet of fluffslash to make you smile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Some Days by Chainlinks reviews
Slash. Seamus and Dean have their reasons for flirting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Interim by keeponwritin reviews
Innocent and cute. Whorish and manipulative. The double life of Manny Santos. [Oneshot, for the moment.]
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Manny S. - Complete
Heat Waves by Angelita reviews
I put up a Author's Note so for Anyone who likes this story, please read it! ...please read and review...There are lots of pairings...so stay tuned
Strange Days at Blake Holsey High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Body by ceridwen-amyed reviews
The thing Vincent likes most about Jerome’s body is its imperfections." SLASH
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2004
Weapon of Choice by kerimack reviews
Ficlit. “To think, something as common as love was our undoing.” Sebastian’s goodbye letter to his wicked stepsister. Please R&R!
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2004
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/17/2004
Natural Progression by Chash reviews
Easy as one, two, three. Slash (Cory/Shawn)
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2003
Fallen by Shire.Conspire reviews
Pansy Parkinson doesn't get much to say about anything. She's just your average bad-egg Jane with a heart of stone. But what does this cold-blooded girl have to say when her own heart is melted by the Prince of the Dark Draco Malfoy? Enter the world of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Draco M.
Life's River Shall Rise by LadyKayoss reviews
Two cadets begin a doomed romance at the Houston Military Academy. JaNeil
Final Fantasy: Spirits Within - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 5/1/2002
She Never Knew by Liebling reviews
A look into the life of a less-known character: Millicent. Millicent Bulstrode. Loved and admired by so many, and she doesn't know it. And she never will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2003
Made of You by Guardian Kysra reviews
Heero accepts a suicide mission and goes to say a final goodbye to Relena -- Beware *Lemon* and *Lime*, Death, and Plot twists
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,657 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 6/24/2000
Ex-Girl by MoreCowbell reviews
Helen and Barry's relationship, exaggerated and romanticized to suit my liking.
I Know What You Did Last Summer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/25/2001
Bruises by Sky Sorceress reviews
A short Marco monologue about him and romance.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2000
Fortune Cookies by Sky Sorceress reviews
Cassie and Marco spend the last minutes of New Year's Eve together.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/1999
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A Much Too Unfortunate Lady reviews
How easy it was to fall in love. And now here she lies falling apart. Madame Marie de Tourvel centric.
Dangerous Liaisons - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Cruisin'
[1967's Guess Who's Coming To Dinner] A drabble centered on the relationship between the minor characters of the Delivery Boy and Dorothy, the maid.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Of Shoes and Hair Clips reviews
Sometimes she’ll wear a particular pair of shoes or a certain hairclip that’ll leave Tom convinced that he’s crazy TomJudy.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
On How It Is reviews
A set of drabbles that center on the lives of 'Rev' and 'Sunshine' post high school.
Remember the Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007
Obvious reviews
[Green Street Hooligans] Bovver had always taken comfort in the obvious. Drabble. Slash implications.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Stronger Forces reviews
In the beginning, Angela had been more than doubtful...Drabble. AngelaShawn.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
The Smarter Choice reviews
The fact that she was even drawn to a renowned playboy was bad enough. Of course, falling in love with him was a different matter entirely...Drabble. LisaWill.
Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Unbelievable reviews
As far as you’re concerned, she’s a blatant contradiction equipped with a pulse and great tits...Drabble. JD centric. Second Person. Rated 'T' for language.
Heathers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Good reviews
He’s gotten so use to sin that he doesn’t lift an eyebrow to question it any more...Drabble. Centers on the 'Bandleader', the pianist throughout the movie.
Chicago! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Proposal reviews
In which Screech tries to convince Lisa to marry him. Drabble. Crackish in quality.
Saved By The Bell - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Wishful Thinking reviews
There’s something about the way he looks when he’s concentrating that makes you itch to be irrational...Onesided SeamusDean. SLASH. Second Person. Seamus centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Baked Beans and Butterflies reviews
AU. Their contempt was mutual. The animosity was obvious. So why are they starting to care? BarryJulie, with possibilities of BarryHelen.
I Know What You Did Last Summer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006
Cantare reviews
Sebastian wants to sing in the name of love. A classic “Barry White” complex, indeed. Crack. KS.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Roles reviews
Kathryn held little regard for innocence and naiveté. Drabble.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Control reviews
The nearing of the inevitable does nothing to ease his mind, but that doesn’t mean he’ll stop. He’s too far gone. Drabble. Sebastian centric.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Complications reviews
A series of one shots that further dissect the complexities of the BarryHelen pairing.
I Know What You Did Last Summer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2006