Jambammer
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Joined 06-06-06, id: 1061611, Profile Updated: 06-08-14
Author has written 24 stories for Ninja Turtles, Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, Mighty Boosh, and Supernatural.

Name: Jambammer

Prefered Name: Jabey, JB

Age: 22

Hair Colour: dark brown

Pierced x6 (double ears and nose and left eyebrow.)

Hobbies: Writing, drawing, acting

Webcomic(s): Don't Bl!nk

Fave. Bands: Sososo many. Simple Plan, AFI, Marianas Trench, Three Days Grace, The Latency (sobs forever), Faber Drive, Backstreet Boys... but I also enjoy 80s pop and metal. Depends on my mood.

Fave Shows: Doctor Who, Merlin, L O S T, Scrubs, Sherlock, Supernatural, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 series)

More About Me: I never update a bio I'm hopeless

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Closing Time by 9091 reviews
It's the year 2025. Sam and Dean Winchester didn't think they'd live this long, and now it's time to start thinking about the future. Post-series genfic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
FML by Chronoquest reviews
The episodes of Merlin as entries on the infamous FML website. Warnings: Spoilers and cursing. Now Completed.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
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Why Does Anyone Do Anything? reviews
Jim Moriarty doesn't need a reason for doing anything. Not for killing, not for threatening, not for robbing. She certainly doesn't need a reason for pretending to be a man. Sebastian's just trying to follow the madness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - J. Moriarty
Time reviews
As the time of peace draws to an end, the time for Arthur and the time for Merlin is coming faster than either know it.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 8/26/2009
The Job
Pre-Season 1. The job takes Dean many places, and lets him meet many people. Like strippers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Torture and Tiaras reviews
Sam and Dean go undercover at a children's beauty pageant to figure out what's killing the parents. Sam didn't count on Dean becoming a 'pageant mom' when he initially came up with the plan.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012
The 221B Prodigy reviews
A collection of one-shots for those who enjoyed the Sherlock and the Baby/Child/Teenager series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013
Sherlock and the Teenager reviews
Sherlock's problem has gained an attitude in the final round of the game between he and Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,158 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
For In That Sleep Of Death reviews
Dean and Sam argue about having a normal life, and the life that will never be. And one truly will never be.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
It Begins and Ends in Morningside reviews
There's something about this town that just isn't right... and it's not just the 31 people who go missing every 30 years.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012
Sherlock and the Child reviews
Sherlock's problem has gotten bigger. Sequel to "Sherlock and the Baby."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Too Late reviews
John was too late. But that day, so was everyone else. A series of oneshots about a picture spoiler that's been going around the net. Don't want to know, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Impossible Puzzle reviews
When puzzle pieces start showing up at various crime scenes, Sherlock may need to make a deal with the devil to make them fit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Day the Sunshine Died reviews
Vince arrives at the shop with some bad news. Because I, the author, enjoy killing all happiness.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Vince N., Howard M.
Sherlock and the Baby reviews
Sherlock faces his greatest challenge yet; Caring for a young infant. T for possible language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Words reviews
Sherlock has John's blood on his hands. Meant to go before Left Unspoken.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Left Unspoken reviews
Sherlock is dying; Mycroft is with him. Written for a prompt, one shot, post-TGG.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Dead Killer reviews
Dead bodies are being found, but the incriminating prints match those who died before them. Watson's just trying to blog about normal life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Separation Prophecy reviews
From the Forever Angel series; "You're going to lose him." Is it possible to change what's been foretold? When it comes to The Sleeping Dead and a four year old boy, some things, even the Doctor can't control.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - 10th Doctor
Replacement reviews
In the wake of a death of a servant, a replacement is in order. But sometimes, if that servant was more then just a servant to many, it is never just that simple.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
The Traveller reviews
sequel to The Forever Angel: A strange boy appears aboard the Tardis, and the warning he brings could shatter the Doctor's life. :you don't need to have read the first to understand this, but it would help!:
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Forever Angel reviews
A crash landing, a street girl and visitors on the TARDIS. Some things don't change, some things never stay the same. It only takes one night to change a life, create a life, and end a life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Shell Shocked reviews
Sequel to 'The Fifth Turtle'. Two years after Cassi's death, a friend they met a while ago returns and if her plans succeed, the TMNT's lives will be turned upside down! I stink at summaries, it's better than it sounds [I hope...]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,590 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006
The Story of Life reviews
The Turtles are upset with their current lives, but know somebody who can change it...just by writing about them! But, what happens when this somebody is an insecure teenage girl?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006
Can't Fight the Moonlight reviews
Leo and Cassi sneak out...again... Cassi is from my other story, The Fifth Turtle. COMPLETE!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
The Fifth Turtle reviews
The future is a curious thing to think about. One never knows what will happen, or do they? Leo and someone else find out just how frightening the future can be when you know what's coming...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete