Irk The Waffle
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Joined 09-02-01, id: 106206, Profile Updated: 02-01-14
Author has written 33 stories for Danny Phantom, Catscratch, Neopets, and Total Drama series.

Wow, it's been a while. Hello there!

As you can probably tell, despite the fact that I made most of my reputation on this site through the Catscratch fandom, I'm long since done with contributing to it. I still look at what little fanwork still comes in and I still watch reruns of the show, but I doubt I'll be writing fic for it again any time soon. Never say never, I suppose, but I don't want to make promises. "Welcome To The Arena" definitely won't be finished - I've changed too much as a writer, it'd look weird. I won't be writing about the Strays or Blik's family again, either. I'm honestly a little ashamed of those elements... if I write again, it'll be one-shots that fit the tone of the show. No more branching out into my own strange continuity.

For the longest time, I thought I was done with fanfiction - I've drifted through fandoms over the years, like Soul Eater and Red vs. Blue, but I never managed to write anything that I had any confidence in posting. When I watched the first three seasons of Total Drama, I assumed that would be the same. But then I found Mike. There's just something about writing him that I find wonderful. His thoughts, words, and actions flow so well when I write him, and I LOVE it. I haven't had this much fun and ease writing a fandom character since my Catscratch days, and I find I've written a lot more recently than I ever have thanks to Mike. I finally have my inspiration back, and it's wonderful! Thank you so much, Mike! I'd love to write for other characters, too - I have a bit of inspiration involving Leshawna, and while I don't have anything for Cody or Sierra, I want to write them somehow, because I love them both to bits - but so far, I haven't gotten any other ideas. Mike keeps taking all my inspiration. If I ever come up with an idea for anyone else, I'll let you know!

As you can probably tell, I also adore Mike and Zoey. Fluffy ships are the absolute best for me. They'll almost certainly be the only ship I ever write in this fandom. There are plenty of other ships I like to read, and there's nothing I really HATE except for Chris/contestant (unless there's a time skip involved), but Mike and Zoey are my sweet fluffy babies who I will write about into forever.

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disconnect by juniper kennedy reviews
Sometimes he's just on the outside looking in. Disjointed drabble about how it feels and what it means to dissociate. Rated T for safety, takes place during Revenge of the Island.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22 - Complete
The Two Puzzle Pieces by PikaScootaloo reviews
As much as they were reluctant to admit it to such a rabid fanbase, those two depended on each other just as much as the other. They would never want to go through a scenario in which they were apart. But, of course, both their subconscious-es like to cause them hell. Summary is awesome, story sucks.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
Malevolent One by purpledragon6 reviews
Ten one-shots focusing around Mal's 'relationship' with Zoey as he continues to pose as Mike during TDAS.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7 - [Zoey, Mike] Mal
Chronic Pain by TheToxicInterest reviews
Torture are sadism are my survival tools. I don't need to sleep or eat or love... Those things are toxic. [One-shot.]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Mal - Complete
Inner Conversations by TheToxicInterest reviews
"You're the one having a conversation with a voice in your head! Face it, Mike: if I'm crazy, then so are you." Mike wakes up having to deal with the consequences of Mal's actions... Again. [One-Shot].
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Mike, Mal - Complete
Knight in Shining Armor by Sarcastic Devotee reviews
Jasmine was strong. She was brave. She was amazing at everything she did. She was brilliant when it came down to it, especially when it came to survival instincts. She brought the best out of Sammy and helped her finally stand up to Amy. She was everything Sammy wanted in a best friend. She was her knight in shining armor. Jasammy one-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Jasmine (TDPI), Samey] - Complete
The Hidden Avatar by Shaddic reviews
According to the avatar cycle, the next avatar should have been born to the Air Nomads. However, no one can find the avatar. A new enemy has arisen, but the avatar is nowhere to be found. Two young airbenders set out to find the avatar, but can they find it in time?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Before and After by Shaddic reviews
This is the story of Mike and Mal's past before Mike was adopted by the Skinners and what took place after.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,745 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Mike, Mal - Complete
Broken Mirrors Show the Truth by TheToxicInterest reviews
Mike looks in the mirror and sees the faces of his alternate personalities.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Mike - Complete
Sledding by XxBlack-SnowflakexX reviews
Mike and Zoey go sledding! But there's an teensy-little problem- Mike is terrified of sledding.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Mike, Zoey
An Interesting Alternative to Gym by Nagasha reviews
How one girl's attempt to get out of her horrible gym class led to her inadvertently become one of Total Drama's most surprising powerhouses.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Zoey - Complete
Feel Better, My Little Buddy by xXFantasyVSRealityxX reviews
Owen is bored and goes to Noah's house to "play". But when he finds his little buddy sick and alone, he takes up the job of nursing him back to health. Much to Noah's annoyance. . . NO SLASH JUST FRIENDSHIP! I rated it K because I don't know how well Noah will contain his language in later chapters. I might lower it down after it's complete.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Noah, Owen
Cruel Angel's Thesis by Implying Implications reviews
Three looks into the mind of Heather during Island, Action, and World Tour, respectively. This is the thesis of the cruel angel. Three-shot. AleHeather in the third chapter, some hinted Heather/Trent and Harold/Heather in the first two chapters.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Heather - Complete
Aesthetics by ToonYoungster reviews
Twenty-five times in eight weeks. That's how long it took Lindsay to learn that looks can be deceiving.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Lindsay
Dakotazoid Tells a Bedtime Story! by Dakotazoid reviews
Hi! It's Dakotazoid! Grab the little kids because I'm telling some happy, peaceful and not at all violent bedtime stories! Read or else Dakotazoid will eat you! RAWR! Hehe! Oops! Chapter 2: Cinderella
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Dakota
Nightmares by SLRthechosen reviews
While he may of overcome his MPD, Mike gained something else... T for mentions of abuse.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Mike, Zoey - Complete
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Runaway reviews
Fifth-grader Michael Zangari has been living in squalor for as long as he can remember, and has been hearing voices for almost as long as that. He wants out, but does he deserve it? What do the voices have planned for him?
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 3/30 - Mike, Mal, Manitoba, Svetlana
Stories From A Jail Cell reviews
A sparsely-edited collection of short scenes regarding Mike and Mal in juvie, none of them very pleasant, all of them dealing with Mal's penchant for violence and Mike's handling of the aftermath.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Mike, Mal - Complete
Zoey's New Pet reviews
Zoey's moved into her own apartment, somewhere she can have whatever she likes... including a strange animal that follows her home one day. But as much as this new animal loves Zoey, she doesn't seem too fond of that OTHER being Zoey pets on a regular basis.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
Halloween Treats reviews
Mike's never found much to enjoy about Halloween, but upon learning that it's Zoey's favorite holiday, he'll try one more time to find some fun in it.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Zoey, Mike] - Complete
Vito At The Computer reviews
A younger Mike has one of his first conversations with a newer alter; one with a fairly embarrassing hobby. The problem with sharing a body with someone with an embarrassing hobby is that you can never really convince everyone that you're not the one who was involved in it. Especially when the culprit doesn't know the meaning of discretion.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Mike, Vito - Complete
Coward reviews
Mike's emotions have been on a steady decline, and they finally hit their lowest when he ends up lashing out at Zoey. While Mike tries to cope with what he's done, someone in his head doesn't want him to forget...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Mike, Zoey] Mal - Complete
His Adoring Fans reviews
No matter what they're notable for, every celebrity earns themselves a group of fans, and every celebrity has their own way of handling their fanbase. Due to his run on Total Drama, Mal is no exception. Mike is about to have a wake-up call as to some of what's been happening around him as his sleeps...
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Mal, Mike - Complete
Nothing Owed reviews
It's one of their first nights as a couple, and Mike is desperate to apologize to Zoey for lying about his disorder. (absolutely pointless fluff blob)
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
Sweet Tooth reviews
Mike and Zoey were in the mood for cake, but Mike has his eyes set on something much sweeter. (Zoke heavy petting)
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
Please Don't Hide Away reviews
(Fantasy AU) Zoey, a young woman in training to become a mage and fight werewolves, meets and falls in love with Mike, a young street performer with an illness he doesn't want to elaborate on. But he's keeping secrets and hiding from her, and Zoey wants to know exactly what's going on.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
Christmas Spirit reviews
Zoey knew for a long time that Mike loved Christmastime more than any other holiday. But wasn't it a little early for this?
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
Just Different reviews
(Childhood AU) Ten-year-old Zoey Roth meets the newly adopted son of her mother's friend. He's incredibly quiet, but he seems nice; but there's something about him she doesn't understand.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
Know You Better reviews
Zoey probably wouldn't have picked Mike out of a line up as someone she wanted to know better. A yet, a single conversation made her want to know so much more. (counterpart to "It's Not So Bad")
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
In The Rain reviews
After freeing himself from Mal's clutches, Mike comes up with a dream he could swear he's never had before - kissing Zoey in the rain.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
Mental Checkmate reviews
After spending all this time crossing the board, the Knight and his Pawns are ready to scale the Castle and take down the King. (alternate ending to the conclusion for Mal's arc)
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Mike, Mal - Complete
Mike's First Christmas reviews
Okay, so maybe it wasn't his very first. But it was his first with his family, and the first one he truly wanted to remember.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Mike - Complete
Screams reviews
Mike begs Mal for a taste of the outside world. He wasn't prepared for the taste he received.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Mike, Mal - Complete
Don't Listen To Them reviews
Mike decides to read what the Total Drama fanbase has to say about him. This was probably a bad idea.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
It's Not So Bad reviews
Mike wasn't sure what to expect out of Total Drama, but he certainly didn't expect to meet someone like her before the show even started. (Pointlessly fluffy Mike and Zoey thing)
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
One Hundred Reasons reviews
You don't fall in love with someone for just one reason... it happens due to combination of factors. The things you like about them, the good times you share with them, the bad times that you endure together. It takes a lot of reasons to form a true romantic bond. These are only one hundred of ours.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 51,407 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Mike, Zoey] - Complete
Precious reviews
Twelve-year-old Mike had always figured his mind worked differently from the minds of other kids his age, but he never really stopped to think about why that would be... it couldn't be possible that he was crazy, could it?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Mike - Complete
Welcome To The Arena reviews
On a hot summer's day, the cats decide to take a trip to watch a fighting tournament in an attempt to alleviate the boredom. Of course, they may be doing more than simply watching! Nintendo crossover.
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Home reviews
After months of wandering the streets, Olympia finally meets up with the Cramdilly cats once again; perhaps they can help her find a place to stay? They will if SHE has any say in the matter...
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Today's The Day reviews
...that I'll tell her. It has to be. Who knows when I'll get another perfect chance such as this! I'm wasting time! GxHK fluffy one-shot thing
Catscratch - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Storytimes reviews
The Cramdilly cats certainly have had a lot of adventures in their lives... and the newer generation wants the details!
Catscratch - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008
Daddy Blik reviews
Now there's a phrase you don't expect... after Katilda announces her pregnancy, Blik isn't quite sure how to react to the situation. Mr. Blik? A father? How could THAT possibly work? Blik x Katilda, obviously
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
You're A Mean One, Mr Blik reviews
A Christmas party at the Cramdilly mansion results in an impromptu parody song session. Goofy oneshot. May this tide you over for the good stuff.
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007
Strays reviews
After a particularly violent tongue lashing from Blik, Waffle flees into the woods and meets someone who just might know a thing or two about his ancestry... Complete. T for death, violence, and general nastiness.
Catscratch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Daniel reviews
Gordon, Waffle, and Mr. Blik find a photo album with pictures of a stranger named Daniel. But wait, wasn't their father's name Daniel? Could it possibly be him? What was his life like?
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Sure Signs reviews
They say putting one's life ahead of yours is a sure sign of affection... but try telling Mr. Blik that after he rescues the one he swears to hate! BlikKatilda, rating for slight sexual themes and slight language, any less and it'd be K plus
Catscratch - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
From Kittens To Cats reviews
A series of short stories about the three brothers, from their birth to their inheriting the mansion.
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Jeopardy: Feline Edition reviews
Something I scribbled with a friend. She thought it'd be worthy of putting up. Leo of VG Cats, Waffle of Catscratch, and a Neopet named Ary participate in a game of Jeopardy that results in disaster.
Crossover - Neopets & Catscratch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
The Wulf reviews
I was going to write a bunch of stories about how the DP ghosts died, but that plan went under. This is the story of Wulf, and how he met his end. Forgive errors. I'll get to fixing it eventually. Maybe.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
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