U know, I just dun get some ppl. U write clearly in the fic summary that it's goddamned SLASH, u'd think that they'd be smart enough to AVOID it if they hate it. But still, they insist on going in making a nuisance of themselves by reviewing and demanding to know why ppl write SLASH fics.

Alright, here's the deal. This is the answer I gave to BIKILUF-san who reviewed in my fic entitled 'Reset':

This is for my reviewer called BIKILUF, who was so kind to spend time writing this: "Why does every single fng crossover between Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings have to be Slash?"

First of, I'd like to think of myself as a reasonable person so I won't exactly tell you how much of an idiot I think you are for reading a slash fic when it clearly states that this is a SLASH FIC on the summary. If you have problems with your vision, please consult your optometrist. And if you have mental problems, please go to a shrink because you obviously need help if you think wasting your time asking a question that dumb would actually help.

Secondly, using expletives will only make you seem like a neanderthal.

Honestly, if you dun like the way fanfic writers write, do it yourself. It's called fanfic for a reason. You have the liberty to do whatever you want and so do I and anyone else for that matter.

And now, for FRYTRIX-san who wrote: "Can someone please tell me why evryone makes harry potter/Lotr /GAY fics. and why there isnt one where he is with a female it me off, why cant any fics have a harry with no pairing or where he is with a female,but no he has to be gay...its so damn annoying!" in my HPLOTR drabble fic.

Please read the above paragraphs that I wrote to BIKILUF because it refers to U too

And yes, I deliberately wrote my reply here in my profile (and I'm going to keep it here for at least a year) so that any other readers visiting my page may know of ur stupidity & vulgarity and be warned.

Seriously, please STAY AWAY FROM YAOI/SLASH if U DUN LIKE THEM. U annoy ppl by being so obtuse. (in case u dun know what 'obtuse' means, it's 'STUPID')

My favourite quotes:

“~multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of eternity and you still wouldn’t have an inkling of what I have said.”- Joe Black aka Death

"How important are the visual arts in our society? I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast and incalculable importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art." -Kermit the Frog

"If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing." -Kingsley Amis

"Sisters are like slinkies. They're totally useless but are so amusing to watch when you push them down the stairs."

"Pergorbanan cinta betapa indah." - Puteri Gusti/Puteri Gunung Ledang

Subtitle Translation: The sacrifice of love is truly divine.

"The Princess of Mount Ledang" is one of my favourite legends when I was young. This movie is completely warped and doesn't follow the story (except until the end).

Crabapplered-san has also wonderfullydrawn a fabulous fanart for Of Sea and Land. It's archived here:

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GO SEE!