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Author has written 92 stories for South Park, Teen Titans, Total Drama series, Phineas and Ferb, House, M.D., Big Time Rush, Supernatural, A Separate Peace, Glee, iCarly, Battle Royale, Outsiders, Saw, and Maze Runner Trilogy.
Name: Poge or PimpedOutGreenEars. You can also call me Peyton.
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Hey, all. I'm PimpedOutGreenEars, and, as stated above, you can call me Poge or Peyton. I'm a lover of fanfiction and stories in general.
I mostly write romance, but you'll occasionally see me post something else. I love discussing characters, ships, plots, ect. So if you ever want to talk about that kind of stuff (or anything else really), don't be shy!
I'm a terribly slow updater, but I always get there.
As far as real life goes, I'm a reporter by day and that's pretty much it.
What's coming next:
I'm working on 'The Sidelines Just Got Complicated.' I know I haven't updated it in a long time, but I am still thinking about it and have plans to update.
I am also writing 'Empty Apartment' at the moment. I'd say it's about halfway finished.
After I finish 'The Sidelines Just Got Complicated' I will be writing a oneshot sequel, followed by another sequel. Lord help us I'll be writing this until I'm thirty. After that I don't know which story I'll pursue next. Of course in between these stories there is likely to be a few oneshots, maybe a two, or three shot. What's important to remember is that this is just an outline of my plan; if I stuck to plans I'd still be neck deep in SP stories right now!
Up Coming Story Summaries:
'What Comes First' - Craig Tucker is a ladies man; more like a God! There's no girl he can't have, well, until you get Queen Bee, Bebe, into the mix. Bebe is not only sick of Craig treating the South Park girls like crap, but of getting ditched for Tweek. Now Bebe has a plan to make Craig choose- What comes first? Popularity and all the girls he can handle, or his coffee addicted best friend, Tweek Tweak. CraigxTweek
'21 Percent' - The dads of South Park hear that 21 percent of all teenaged boys are secretly gay. This of course cannot end well. Lots of pairings.
Phineas and Ferb
'Bending Until I break' - He likes to bend me to see if I'll break, to see if I'll deny him what he wants. I won't. I should, but I won't, because I love him even if it is wrong. PhineasxFerb
'Back to The City of Love' Danville's French class takes a trip to Paris. Isabella tries to express her feelings to Phineas, Ferb tries to ignore his feelings in favor of being a ladies man, Buford and Baljeet ignore their feelings completely, and Phineas is just dealing with having romantic feelings at all. On top of that, Adyson wants to kiss Ferb under the Efle Tower, the whole class wants to cock-block Ferb, and Phineas just wants to learn a little French. PhineasxFerb, BufordxBaljeet. One-sided PhineasxIsabella, one-sided(kinda) FerbxAdyson, DjangoxIsabella(?).
'Irving's Friend Fiction' Irving begins to tire of writing fanfiction for his favorite sci-fi movies. He's about to give up writing all together when he learns about 'friend fiction.' He's instantly in love with the idea and begins writing Phineas and Ferb friend fiction. All is well until his private friend fiction journal is read by someone it should have never been read by. Now the whole school knows about it. And Worse? They think it's all reality. Will Irving ever get back his heroes' respect? "Did you seriously think it was okay to write stories about me fucking my brother?" Yeah, probably not. PhineasxFerb.
'For Always, Forever' - Inspired by the song by Every Avenue. The gang has long since stopped hanging out when the high school principal asks, more like tells, Isabella to get the gang to write a song for graduation. Now the group is forced back together for the first time since seventh grade to write an inspirational song. Have they really grown too far apart to do it? PhineasxFerb.
'Summer' - The drugs are destroying his life, but he won't stop. So two brothers watch each other break. "Why do you do it? Honestly?" "Because it feels like summer. And nothing's felt like summer in such a long time."
Big Time Rush
'In My Head'Based on the song 'In My Head'. AU. Kendall is in a club in LA when he spots Logan trying to pick up ladies. Kendall goes over to help Logan, but in the end convinces him that it is better to just let Kendall show him how it's done. After the one night stand Kendall and Logan meet again, and saying it's awkward doesn't even begin to cover it.
'I'll Always Be With You is an Understatement'Logan Mitchell died in Kendall Knight's arms after the car crash- well, at least his body did. The very night of the crash Kendall started hearing Logan's voice. By the end of the night he knew that Logan had somehow entered his body. Now it's six months later. Six months of Kendall living in a mental hospital, six months of intensive therapy, and six months of his best friend living in his head. Now Kendall is home and just trying to live his life while keeping Logan a secret. Of course with two best friends, his sister, and mom around, that seems like an impossible task. Once he's found out he will do anything to prove he's not crazy- he'll do anything to prove that his best friend is in his head. Even if he's not sure himself if he believes that. All he knows is that if he can't convince his family and friends that Logan is with him, it's back to the mental hospital, with Logan as his closest company. KendallxLogan, JamesxCarlos
'Time Capsule' - Mrs. Knight receives a package in the mail that her neighbor dug up. As it turns out it's the time capsule that Logan and Kendall buried when they were four, before they met Carlos and James. In the capsule they find a letter and drawing that makes them remember just how much they love each other. KendallxLogan.
'Ski Trip'Logan and Kendall are in different colleges, while Carlos is at the police academy, and James is a pop star still working for Gustovo. During spring break, Kendall invites Logan on a ski trip with him, his college hockey buddies, and his girlfriend. While on the trip Logan and Kendall deal with their sexual tension, as well as getting ready for their summer reunion concert. Logan must also expose Kendall's girlfriend for who she really is. KendallxLogan
'Secrets in the Grave' At age 18 Logan dies and hopes to take some secrets with him. Carlos, his boyfriend of a year and a half, is crushed. But Kendall, his secret lover, can't help but be even more crushed, and he's not sure if he has a right to be. In life Kendall never doubted that Logan loved him more than Carlos, but in death he starts to question everything. KendallxLogan, CalrosxLogan
'Love Mega Bytes' - Noah's computer is destroyed and his only chance of fixing it is Cody. While Cody is at Noah's craziness ensues, but what do you expect with his stoner sister and rowdy twin brothers? CodyxNoah
'Addict' People make fun of Tiger Woods because of his sex addiction. People say it's all a hoax, a way for him to redeem himself to his fans and his wife. And maybe it is. Maybe he is a liar and he isn't a sex addict. But to me it doesn't matter if he is or isn't, because I am one, and I can't control it. Hi, my name is Noah, and I'm a sex addict. NoahxCody.
'Slave of War'AU. Noah is one of three princes in the kingdom of Wawanokwa under his father Chris McClaim. The princes, as well as the kingdom, are not known for their kindness. The family is in control of the nearby land Filmlotte, a once beautiful kingdom that is now being taxed to death by its capters. Cody is a citizen of Filmlotte, who has been planning a revolt. When he is captured he is sent to Noah as a love slave for punishment. Little does anyone know, Noah is actually helping Cody's cause and has been sending his lovers to form a revolution army. When Noah and Cody meet feelings fly and the boys are sent on a wild adventure to save the kingdom from King McClaim and maybe experience some love in a way they never thought possible. NoahxCody.
'The OOC Fanfiction Club' - When male movie and TV co-stars start dying together with no explanation Sam and Dean decide to investigate. Their search eventually leads them to the OOC Fanfiction Club, a club dedicated to slashing guys in an out of character way. As the guys track down different members they find out that the club is actually slashing together book characters, some just happening to have been made into TV shows and movies. The scary part? Supernatural is the clubs next writing project. DeanxSam.
'He's kind of like Bathsheba' - Have you ever heard that old Bible story about David and Bathsheba? You know, he saw her taking a bath and was really into her? Well, this is kind of like that. Well, minus the whole boy in the shower thing. ShinjixYutaka.
'The Fantasy Book' - The girls of class 3-B discover that they like slash. A lot. This leads them to writing sexualized stories about the boys in their class. They keep the stories in what they dub as 'The Fantasy Book' in the girls locker room, where they can leave comments on each others works and have discussions about their favorite pairings. When the boys find it all hell breaks loose as the boys are forced to learn about every bad fanfiction trope there is. The boys are also forced to take a closer look into some of their strongest friendships and see if friendship is all that's really there. Also, who's the chick calling herself 'Reality Girl' who seems to be so aware of how out of character all of the stories are? Lots of pairings.
'Sadie Hawkins Dance' - Lightly based on the song by Relient K. Yukie plans a Sadie Hawkins dance for the kids of Class 3-B. Instead of being the great dance she hopes, it turns into a mess. Yoshitoki wants to get asked by Noriko, who wants to go with Shuya, who's been asked by so many girls and feels bad rejecting any of them. Hiroki is also dealing with trouble as he debates trying to get Kayoko to ask him or just going with Takako as friends. Meanwhile Shinji is having issues as he struggles with wanting Yutaka to ask him to the dance.
'There Be Lions' - Shuya and Hirono come back from winter break in a relationship that sets the basis for an all out war among class 3-B. It's simple, neutrals and gang kids don't mix. Of course, maybe the kids will come together to find just how wrong they are. Also, Shinji compares it to Romeo and Juliet, not that Yutaka or anyone else knows what he's talking about. ShuyaxHirono, MitsuruxIzumi, RyuheixHirono, ShinjixYutaka, and more onesided pairings than your body can handle.
'The Red String of Fate' - All Yoshitoki really wants to do is find love- and he thinks he has found it in Noriko. But when he wishes people could know who their soul mates are things go haywire. Suddenly pairs are tied together by a red string, one that only he can see. What do you do when one of your friends is with the wrong girl? What do you say when two of your friends are tied together? And most importantly, what do you do when your best friend is tied to the girl you love? Do you learn to accept fate or do you fight it? YoshitokixNorikoxShuya, TakakoxHirokixKayoko, ShinjixYutaka.
'A Week to Hit The Fan' - In the course of a week I've managed to get kissed by all six of my best friends. I never thought this would happen. Heck, I don't think I even wanted it to. I thought I was just the gangs pet, and now I don't know what to do. I better figure it out though, I can only keep this a secret for so long. JohnnyxGang.
'Extra Credit' - High school AU. Mr. Kramer's ethics class has a reputation for being one of the hardest classes in school, so it's no wonder Adam finds himself failing and Lawrence finds himself with his first ever 'B'. But at least Mr. Kramer always offers an end of the year extra credit trip. When Adam and Lawrence get paired up together it's up to them to make the choice; pass or fail? Light AdamxLawrence.
The Maze Runner
'Summer, Pools, and You' - AU. Alby and Newt are just friends trying to spend their summer together laying in the pool, but Minho and Thomas keep interrupting. When Newt has to go away for a week, he convinces Thomas and Minho to try spending more time just talking, and offers up his pool as the place to do it. Meanwhile distance makes it clear that Newt and Alby have romantic feelings for each other.
-More summaries coming soon! Stay posted!
Fanart: (Take the space out from in front of com)
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Birthday gift: com/4063/4537571571_a88206bcfe_o.gif
Favorite Ships (Favorite ship in the fandom is in italics) :
Teen Titans: RavenxBeastboy, StarfirexRobin
South Park: CraigxTweek, StanxKyle, CartmanxKyle, GregoryxChristophe, TokenxClyde, WendyxCartman
Total Drama: CodyxNoah, IzzyxNoah, TrentxCody, NoahxDuncan, DuncanxCourtney, TrentxGwen, ScottxDawn
Phineas and Ferb: PhineasxFerb, BufordxBaljeet, IsabellaxAdyson
Big Time Rush: LoganxKendall, JoxCamille, CarlosxKatie, JamesxCarlos
Supernatural: SamxDean, CasxBalthazar, CasxMeg, DeanxLisa
A Separate Peace: GenexFinny
Battle Royale: ShinjixYutaka, KazuoxMitsuru, ShinjixSho, ShuyaxYukie, ShuyaxNoriko, HirokixTakako, HirokixKayoko, MitsuruxIzumi, HarukaxYukie
The Outsiders: DallyxJohnny, Two-BitxPonyboy, StevexSoda, TimxDally
Saw: LawrencexAdam, AdamxDaniel, AdamxAmanda, EricxKerry, LuaraxDaniel, DanielxAmanda, PerezxPeter, BritxMallick, BradxRyan
The Maze Runner: Alby/Newt, Minho/Thomas, Thomas/Teresa, Gally/Ben, Gally/Thomas, Gally/Newt, Gally/Alby, Gally/Beth, Teresa/Brenda
Least Favorite Ships:
Teen Titans: RavenxRobin
South Park: StanxKenny, KylexKenny
Total Drama: DuncanxGwen, CodyxBeth
Big Time Rush: KendallxJames, LoganxCamille
Supernatural: DeanxCastiel, SamxGabriel
Battle Royale: ShinjixTakako, KazuoxMitsuko
The Outsiders: DallyxPonyboy
The Maze Runner: Thomas/Newt
OCxAnything that's not another OC
Any couples not mentioned are probably couples that I'll read, but am not passionate about.
I will still read and give suggestions on stories with couples I don't like.
Things I hate:
OC's as main characters. I'm sure your OC is great, but this isn't the place I go to seek those out.
Characters acting OOC. That's just bad writing.
People flaming good writing because the writer used a pairing they didn't like. That has nothing to do with the story. I'd also like to know why you clicked on a story if you hated the pairing.
People giving good reviews to stories just because they like the pairing. Don't encourage bad writing.
Mpreg with weak or no explanation.
People who won't write a new chapter until they get a certain amount of reviews. If that's your MO then don't write.
People who can't accept bad reviews, whether flames or criticism.
I'll add more later, 'til then.