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Joined 06-08-06, id: 1063100, Profile Updated: 06-25-12
Author has written 8 stories for Criminal Minds, and Supernatural.

Hey there.

I use this account for fandoms that catch my fancy (mostly). My fancies are usually fleeting.

Maybe someday I'll write again; the stories I have below, however, give my writing style nowadays no justice, seeing as I'm not 12 years old anymore. Uh. I guess I used to have fans. Feel free to read and review the stories below. But please check the date before you do so, because I'm not really willing to take flack for a story I wrote years and years ago. I don't like 'em, but I won't take them down because I know how much I hate it when a story I enjoy disappears.

Um. Yes.

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Primary Gain by anlaaria reviews
AU. Suzaku is an FBI agent with serious issues, serious denial and a death wish. It's Dr. Lamperouge's job to try to get him sorted out...but things get disrupted when Lelouch's past comes back to haunt him.Yaoi.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 133,022 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Lost in a Memory by chronicler-of-knuckles reviews
Reid is the only witness to a crime. If only he could remember what crime that was. Not to mention just who exactly Spencer Reid is.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,328 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Deify by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Allelujah, dashed hopes, and the long way down
Gundam 00 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Allelujah, Soma - Complete
Hallucinations by Animegoil reviews
They take him planet-side to go shopping but Allelujah feels small and brittle, meaningless and swallowed up in a humanity that left him behind for four years and continued without him. Post POW. Meisters 4some if you squint, plus Lyle
Gundam 00 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Allelujah
Shawn and the Friendly Neighborhood Stalker by Nixa Jane reviews
It's another case that no one else believes is a case, and Shawn would be figuring it all out a lot quicker if didn't have to deal with a break-in and a stalker, that may or may not be related.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,252 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
370 Days In A Year by Recode reviews
Suzaku found Lelouch staring into the mirror, one hand caressing his left eye absent-mindedly as if trying to look for the trace of Geass that was no longer there.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Love Letters and Hate Mail by Drowning In Bishonen reviews
Reid was quite happy with his quiet, uninvolved life until a mysterious woman with uncanny knowledge of his life and social handicaps finds the website that Garcia made for him and starts talking to him. 6th chappie up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,161 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006
This Is Personal by Gandalf3213 reviews
Johnny's still weak from the warehouse with Doom. After rescuing people from a fire, his symptoms return, only they're much worse. Can the team find the cure in time? A sequel to my other fic.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Meltdown by OriginalPippie reviews
Bam is very troubled to say the least.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,936 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Tales from Middle Earth, The Worm by grecian reviews
An elf, a ranger and a rather pesky worm. How can something so small cause so much pain...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Buried Secrets by one two buckle my shoe reviews
Dr. Robert Chase has many secrets, secrets that the others fear may be killing him...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,272 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
Ask Dr Reid by TrickPink reviews
What happens when two losers, Frappuccino, and 5:00 in the morning combine? Answer: Torture of unsuspecting geniuses. Rated for safty because we don't like getting yelled at.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
What You've Done to Me by OriginalPippie reviews
Bam tells a story about how he's been going through some tough times.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
The Coppery Scent Of Blood by TofuPirate reviews
If you've read AFanWhatNow, this'll be familliar. Reid gets stabbed. Derek Morgans POV [OneShot]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Mental by LizzehBoo reviews
The day started out with no cases. Then Chase punched House, which could have been normal… until he collapsed. ChaseCameron and HouseCuddy moments.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
Maternal Instinct by Lily of the Shadow reviews
Pt 4: To make amends for weeks of inaction, she offers him a ride in the rain... Pt 5: In Gym class, she finally snaps... Pt 6: He finally confronts her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005
Familiar Stranger by Goddess Of Heather reviews
The BAU team from Criminal Minds comes to Vegas but how do Reid and Nick know each other? Case fic as well.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006
AFanWhatNow? by TofuPirate reviews
What would happen if our favorite characters just so happened to stumble upon some fanfiction?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
Acidents by OriginalPippie reviews
Three short story beginings about an acident prone Bam Margera that never really went any where.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
What is and What Should Never Be by OriginalPippie reviews
The second sequel to Distorted View. Bam has yet another life changing problem.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Fear will lead you to your downfall by RutsuSatoshi reviews
Reid fears that Gideon is angry at him for putting himself in danger during an interrogation with a sociopath.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Knit Cap by AlisonLydon reviews
Josh buys Drake a gift. Serious subject matter inside. COMPLETED. Please read and review
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 77,921 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Complete
Taken in Moria by Eldacar reviews
What if Gandalf was not the only one who fell in the darkness of Moria? What if the prince of Mirkwood and two little hobbits were taken as well? Taken...to Isengard, by the Uruks of the White Hand, to Saruman!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,814 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Legolas, Meriadoc B.
That Fateful Day by tricksters apprentice reviews
Ned arrives just in time to see Joe die. Oneshot.
Ned Kelly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Complete
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The End of Nothing at All reviews
Dean is back from purgatory. Things are looking... bleak. There may be some spoilers for season 8, though nothing huge. Some Wincest, some Destiel, some language, and some other things.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Balance reviews
"He'd tasted happiness, once, tangled up in the arms of an angel. His angel, the one who saved him. Literally. The one who gripped him tight. That was all fine and dandy, but Castiel hadn't let go, and well. Dean wasn't sure how to deal with that." Equality and understanding. Relationships aren't easy. This is slash, meaning man/man pairing. Rating for some language!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Black Sheep reviews
With a new kid in town, the team has to cope with an immature and slightly offbalanced agent with a taste for the morbid. But when a case that calls for undercover work comes along, things get uncomfortable. Rewrite of my story "BAU's New Cancer".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2007
Tears Don't Fall reviews
OMG, I'M NOT DEAD! A sad oneshot. Somebody apologizes to Spencer for all that he's done. Most likely, this won't be what you think. See inside for warnings. There is a lot. READ AND REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
The BAU's New Cancer reviews
COMPLETED! What happens when a new agent who's emo, immmature, and extremely random joins the BAU? Who's also a GUY? Chaos, drama, angst, and maybe some romance. Please read! Other people like it! Check the reviews! Read and review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,038 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Rest in Peace reviews
Oneshot. It's a sad day at the cementery. But who died? Read to find out! Character death. If you don't like, read anyway and yell at me about. Seriously. R and R! COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Spring Break reviews
Oneshot. It's spring break, and to 15 year old Spencer Reid, that means a trip home to visit his mother. But what's wrong? Read, and you'll find out! COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Death Threat reviews
My first fic. Someone's angry at Reid, or is he? And what happens next? Character death, OC pairings, and violence, that's what! Guess what? COMPLETED! WOOHOO!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete