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Joined 06-08-06, id: 1063212, Profile Updated: 10-19-11
Author has written 3 stories for Drake & Josh, Treasure Planet, and Titanic.

Hello. I'll make this simple: I love to write. That's all you really need to know. :)

My current obsession:

My pretty new car...it has A/C and working windows and a cd player. The best part is, now I don't have to shut off the car and use the key to open the trunk-this one has a special button!! YAAAY! The little things ;)

Fav motivational quotes:

"The world moves for love. It kneels before it in awe."

Never lower your standards, only your expectations.

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Faith is taking the first step, even when you don’t see the whole staircase.

Trying to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.

"I've always liked the time before dawn because there's no one around to remind me who I'm supposed to be, so it's easier to be who I am." -Brian Andreas

All we have to fear is fear itself.

It never gets easier. You just get better.

This too shall pass.

"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'"

Reality is seldom as bad as what we perceive it will be.

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain.

-Mary Angelou

"Time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time"-T.S Elliot

The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything that they have.

Shoot for the moon. If you fail, at least you'll fall amongst the stars.

Great things never happen in your comfort zone.

If someone steps on my toes, I'll just move my feet.

My heart is not a home to be pillaged and left for ruin. - me

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.

A sharp tongue can cut my own throat.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

If I want my dreams to come true, I mustn't oversleep.

The heaviest thing I can carry is grudge.

One thing I can give and still keep...is my word.

If I lack the courage to start, I have already finished.

It is never too late to become what I might have been.

The more you say, the less people remember.

-Francois Fenelon

What you come from doesn't make what you can become.

'How can you expect the door to open, when you won't even bother to knock?'

"Happiness is the absence of searching for happiness."

'Watch your Thoughts, they become words.

Watch your words, they become actions.

Watch your actions, they become habits.

Watch your habits, they become character.

Watch your character, for it becomes your life…'

"I throw my clock onto the ground and
stomp on it with my converse shoes

because i like to pretend that when the
clocks are broken time doesn't exist." -ivoryenvy on FP

"Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

'No matter how sad you are, try not to frown, for you never know who's falling in love with your smile.'

"What's done is done and done is gone, so let what's coming come."

"I live by endings because they bring beginnings." -ivoryenvy on FP

'Sometimes we're forced to places in life we should've found ourselves.'

"What good does us reason if we fail to see? What good does us freedom if we fail to be free?"

"Our hearts are swayed by fairy tales
but our minds know they don't exist." -ivoryenvy on FP

'Take the best and spit out the rest.'

"I never thought I could love anyone but myself. Now I know I can love anyone."

"We're all just breakable girls and boys."

'Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.'

"No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise for the writer, no surprise for the reader." --Robert Frost

Some fav crazy quotes:

Me: "Hey, which movie is "star command" from? Stars Wars or Star Trek?" Corinne: "Toy Story..." Ooooh. Heh.

Me (whispering loudly to the creature in my hand): Little crabby! Come out of your shell! repeats again...and again...finally - my friends: It's a snail!!

Me: Oh my word! Ben: Yours? What about mine?

"That's what they get for making it public knowledge that they're stupid!"

"Life is one big first grade recess after another!"

Gabe: Who's Emma? PJ: A vision, an angel. The girl who's moved into my heart. Gabe: Have you told her about the vacancy in your brain? -Good Luck Charlie

'Ooh, somebody hit you with a pretty stick!" -Gilmore Girls

"Yes, I will go down in history as the man who opened a door!" -Leonardo Da Vinci from Ever After

"No one grows up in Florida. Unless you're an orange." -Alex Fletcher from Music and Lyrics

Lady Grisham: What is she doing? Henry: Writing. Lady Grisham: Can anything be done about it? -Becoming Jane

Sophie: That's very insightful. Alex: Yes, I have good insight. I would use it on myself, but I have no problems." -Music and Lyrics

Boingo: 'And Keith...well, darn it, change your name! It's not scary and I'm embarrassed to say it. Oooh, Keeeith. Watch out for Keith!' -Hoodwinked

"I will simply deny you the crown...and...live...forever!" -Ever After

Stupid doesn't have an age limit... - me ;)

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?

Why suffer from insanity when you can enjoy it?

When you laugh, I laugh.

When you cry, I cry.

When you hurt, I hurt.

When you jump off a bridge I grab a paddle and pull your stupid self outta there.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

"One time I saw a shooting star...so I, like, wished upon it...but then I realized it was, like, a plane...so I waved at it...but it just kept going..."

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"If you don't know what to write in a story, kill someone off!"

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where I am. I'm right here. I just don't know where here is..."

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation

I also have a Fictionpress.com account (same pen name) with poems I've written, just so you know...hint...hint.

All flames will be used to roast marshmallows. SMILE! : )

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Hiding in Plain Sight by Romany Chic reviews
A young girl, orphaned on Crescentia years ago, seeks to escape and find her own place in the galaxy. The only way to break free is to hide her gender, and to serve as the cabin boy on a departing ship. Unfortunately, the first mate discovers her secret..
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,880 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Thornton and Margaret by The World of My Creation reviews
A look into the life of John and Margaret Thornton as, together, they face their first year of marriage. Picks up right where the book ends.
North and South - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,886 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009
La Belle et la Bête by vanderspektacular reviews
They've got nothing in common: he's a pampered prince and she's a kitchen maid with a past. Will they ultimately find love in each other? A less literal twist on Beauty and the Beast, please R&R!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,743 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Ship of Dreams by Evelyn Night reviews
Anne Stewart has never been courted. Will Murdoch has sworn never to court again. But on the ship of dreams, anything is possible.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Murdoch
Vacation Gone Wrong by midnightwriter1898 reviews
Drake & Josh are planning a nice, quiet vacation at the Bahamas... but when their plane crashes into the heart of the Bermuda Triangle, they end up on an desolate island, which has a secret that will put their very lives in danger.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Home Insurance by Malum reviews
It's 2AM, and you're flipping through TV. What do you come across? A commercial for house insurance!
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
a slightly fractured fairytale by Darth Muad-dib reviews
Jack and Jill go up the hill fetch a pail of water, but along the way run all sorts of wacky characters from various fairytales. Plz R&R.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
The WaterSaving Dishwasher by MoonlightUmbreon reviews
A satire takeoff from the Order by phone now adds that I did on a little too much sugar.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by SocialMoth reviews
Fresh from the Academy, Jim Hawkins meets his father again after several years apart, and it is not a happy reunion for either of them. COMPLETE.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Jim Hawkins, Mr. Hawkins - Complete
A Voyage to Remember by KnightMaiden reviews
Isolde Eiry Conway is a third class passenger. She voyages on the ship of dreams to a new life. When this young Welsh woman goes on board, she meets a Welsh officer. She catches the eye of an Irish man as well. Will she find love? And survive the journey?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,861 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Lowe - Complete
YA GO A LITTLE NUTS! by Earth Queen reviews
Someone's hyped up on sugar...So funny! Please read and review! Oh, and as you read, please imagine Benny Hill's music in the background to add to the comical insanity of it all.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
A Darkness Within by midnightwriter1898 reviews
Can Josh get Drake to reveal a secret he's been hiding for so long?
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Ramblings of Insanity by midnightwriter1898 reviews
No plot... if you're in a weird mood, read this. R & R, please!
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
To Mantua by Lady Emily reviews
Juliet wakes up that extra fifteen minutes early. Romeo and Juliet. Oneshot.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Spring Break Ho by Jackie99 reviews
The sequel to "Trapped With The Dopplers." Jim, Sarah, Amelia, and Delbert go into the woods for spring vacation. Will it be a normal trip or a ton of laughs?
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
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Interwoven reviews
Robert, Rayanne, Myla, and Blythe - four people, four lives completely connected, four final stories to tell on the last night of the Titanic.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Lowe - Complete
When heart touches sky reviews
Recently Jim can't stop thinking about his father. It makes him miserable. So he decides to destress the only way he knows how. Oneshot. Please R&R! Ty!
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Money, money, money! reviews
Drake's been ignoring Josh lately, but when Josh strikes it rich, what'll happen to their relationship? Takes place earlier in the show. Please R&R!
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Complete