BlueJello86
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Joined 09-03-01, id: 106348
Author has written 11 stories for Sherlock Holmes, James Bond, Parodies and Spoofs, and Stargate: SG-1.
I'm a crazy hip gal - cool if you will, cool if you please, cool if you want.I'm 17 years old, i live in a dodgey little town near london, which is the proud owner of 4 funeral homes (yep folks thats how fun it is).

i used to be drucilla malfoy and then pApErBaCk WrItEr but i got bored with those names so now am BlueJello86 - dedicated to our fav. SG1 gal.

My favorite things are... my puppy,stargate sg1 (shipper ahoy!), hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, star wars, harry potter, monty python, red dwarf (craig charles used to live down my road (my claim to fame)),um... my favorite food is hobnobs with cheese.

My worst writing habbits are, writing 'avec' instead of 'with' and bracketting everything oh and my spelling is apaulling.

I started writing fanfic when i was 6 years old (no really) when i wrote my first Famous Five fic - it was amazing let me tell you. From there i went onto Starwars (ages 8-11ish)
First published some Harry Potter stuff on here (aged 14-i think)but they've since gone missing
Then came the days of storytime666, which hold many fond memories for me - they were 'original stories'
Now i write Stargate SG1 - which is the best TV show EVER. My fics are either humor or Sam/Jack fluff.

I'm on live journal and am always looking for like-minded people to friend so if your on there then drop me a line!:)

Fics i am currently working on:

8th August 04:

-Next Generation - is finished!

-Adventures of Chevron Guy (I know its been a while but i'm still planning to do at least another two chapters of this, when NG will give me the time)

xxx lornyloo (bluejello86)

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The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
The Greatest Man I Never Knew by Cathain Nottingham reviews
[Part Two!] How do you tell someone you love them when it's too late? You find them.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Colours Of Love by Explosion-Of-Colour reviews
(SJ) Jack meets Sam's family, (establishedfuture fic) --COMPLETE--
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,932 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 2/28/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
You Look So Good In Love by Cathain Nottingham reviews
Facing the person of your dreams when they're in love with someone else is never easy.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Evil in the Secret Base by Delores Wilson reviews
This is completed, though I suppose I could write what happens before the secret base. This is humour, so don't complain that it taints our favourite action hero
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
The Anniversary Gift by Cathain Nottingham reviews
Daniel decides to put on a little show as an anniversary gift...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Connected by Nicki Saja reviews
SJ Spoilers TLC! At the end of The Lost City... Drabble
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Beauty pageantMr SGC by spacemonkeylover reviews
Second in the beauty pageant series. Who will be king of the SGC...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2004
Just A Few Minutes by Dinsmore reviews
This story follows season 7 and the relations surrounding Jack and Sam. Little excerpts from the episodes in their point of view.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Could've Been Me by Silent Cobra reviews
Jack's thoughts on the marriage of Sam and Pete. Please read and review.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Tattoos and Motorcycles by Jojo6 reviews
Sometimes you just gotta make those cookies. SJ. Spoilers for Heroes Part 2 and for Season 8.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Colonel O'Neill's Guide to the Universe by HyperCaz reviews
Tips and who to avoid in the Stargate realm. Includes Jack's definition of a Goa'uld and the size of an Asgard.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2003 - J. O'Neill - Complete
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Next Generation reviews
After going missing for 4 months Sam returns through the Stargate with a baby she claims is hers, (SJ)COMPLETED!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,323 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Wait for Me reviews
Set two years after the events of Lost City part 2, and a few things have changed since then, COMPLETED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Proposal reviews
With most the Goa’uld dead and the Jaffa free Jack decides to call it a day and resign
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/7/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Breaking Habits reviews
Inspired by the JackDaniel scene from Meridian, just a little SJ fluff to pass the time :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
If Tomorrow Never Comes reviews
A little insert for Season 7's episode 'Heroes2', Daniel tells Sam not to make the same mistake he made (SJ)(DJ)- Major Spoilers for 'Heroes2'
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Curtain Call reviews
The Gou'ald have finally come...SG1 desperatly search for a way to save Earth (SJ)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
The Adventures of Chevron Guy reviews
Ever wanted to know more about the mysterious and handsome guy who engages the chevrons? Well read on...(CHAPTER 4 NOW UP)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004
Valentines Day at the SGC reviews
See above. My slightly bizarre take on what Valentines Day would be like for the members of SG1
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2004
Thunderbirds: International Rescue do it again! reviews
The thunderbird boys battle against the evil forces of the Hood, Caution this is scarey stuff! please R&R
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2001
Jim Pond and the Quest for the Pen reviews
Jim Pond battles to save the world once more, involves milk float chases, conversations in Pig and references to Cadburys creme eggs, please R&R
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2001
Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Basketballs reviews
Something we had to do for school, involves barge chases and stuff. Sherlock Holmes saves the day again, please R&R
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2001