Age: Old enough to know better.
Nickname's: (confidentiality must be maintained)
Catchphrase: "Yeah, well f* you."
Favorite colors: Dark Blue
Favorite non-color: Black
Favorite food: Bacon
Favorite Movie: Bicentennial Man
Favorite book: Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Favorite actor: Liam Neeson
Favorite animal: I don't know, some kind of lizard or mammal I guess?
Current obsession: League of Legends
It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!" ~ Billie Joe Armstrong
"Don't yawn in the shower, you might drown." ~ Bill Cosby
"Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder." ~ Nathaniel Hawthorne
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own butt, okay?" ~ Dennis Leary
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adele Rodgers St. Johns
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is ten or something." ~ Dennis Rodman
"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." ~ Vidal Sassoon
"Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with." ~ Jane Seabrook
"When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents." ~ Jane Seabrook
"Nothing is more satisfying than watching your children have teenagers of their own." ~ Jane Seabrook
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles Schulz
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." ~ Bill Waterston
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." ~ Oscar Wilde
"Friends will always be like 'Well you deserve better,' but best friends will be prank-calling him saying ‘You will die in seven days…'" ~ Anonymous
"Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you." ~ Anonymous
"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it." ~ Anonymous
Don’t go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." ~ Anonymous
"Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!" ~ Anonymous
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." ~ Anonymous
"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous
"Let's flip a coin: heads we'll be together, tails we flip again." ~ Anonymous
"Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over." ~ Anonymous
"Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile." ~ Anonymous
"You have to have darkness for a dawn to come." ~ Anonymous
"Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars." ~ Anonymous
"To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world." Anonymous
"Tell the truth and run." ~ Anonymous
"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative." ~ Anonymous
"When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear." ~ Anonymous
"Education is important; school however, is another matter." ~ Anonymous
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" ~ Anonymous
"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic..." ~ Anonymous
"Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?" ~ Anonymous
"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt'?" ~ Anonymous
"Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?" ~ Anonymous
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" ~ Anonymous
"If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?" ~ Anonymous
"Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?" ~ Anonymous
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" ~ Anonymous
"Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?” ~ Anonymous
"Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.” ~ Anonymous
"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." ~ Anonymous
"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Anonymous
"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous
"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous
"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous
"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous
"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous
"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous
"Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad." ~ Anonymous
"Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears." ~ Anonymous
"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" ~ Anonymous
"Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always stick together." ~ Anonymous
"I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." ~ Anonymous
"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." ~ Anonymous
"Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so stick it right in!" ~ Anonymous
"Virginity is like a balloon, one small prick and it's gone forever." ~ Anonymous
"Sex is temptation caused by sensation, when a guy puts his location into a girl's destination, to increase population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" ~ Anonymous
"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." ~ Anonymous
"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous
"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous
"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." ~ Anonymous
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." ~ Anonymous
"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous
"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." ~ Anonymous
"It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the booger." ~ Anonymous
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous
"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." ~ Anonymous
"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." ~ Anonymous
"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought." ~ Anonymous
"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer." ~ Anonymous
"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" ~ Anonymous
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good..." ~ Anonymous
"I'm going to live life, or die trying." ~ Anonymous
"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps." ~ Anonymous
"Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'" ~ Anonymous
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day since she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." ~ Anonymous
"A day without sunshine is...night." ~ Anonymous
"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn that was fun!'" ~ Anonymous
"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on." ~ Anonymous
"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell." ~ Anonymous
"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't." ~ Anonymous
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." ~ Anonymous
"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not even trying." ~ Anonymous
"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife" ~ Anonymous
"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that." ~ Anonymous
"DO NOT HIT KIDS! No, seriously. They have guns now." ~ Anonymous
"Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think I'm wrong?" ~ Anonymous
"Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?" ~ Anonymous
"People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs." ~ Anonymous
"Ho-lla-back girl: n. I have no idea what it means, but apparently, Gwen Stefani isn't one and it has something to do with bananas." ~ Anonymous
"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy." ~ Anonymous
"You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch." ~ Anonymous
"I can imagine a world where there is only peace; there is no war, famine, or sickness. I can also imagine us bombing that world because they wouldn't expect a thing." ~ Anonymous
"If there's no exit, make one!" ~ indirectly from Hiromu Arakawa, the genius creator of Fullmetal Alchemist who said these words through her character Edward Elric (manga)
"I'm not an optimist. I'm just stubborn, that's all." ~ read the above
"If we see smoke, we'll assume you're on fire and take appropriate action." ~ Non-smoking zone sign.
"When you die, it doesn't matter the years in the life, but the life in the years." ~ shopping store sign
"Don't mind the horns; they're just there to support my halo." ~ Xx.Hikari The Light.xX
"Unleash your imagination." ~ FanFiction.Net
Funny Things I've heard
"I used to like kids, but my doctor said my cholesterol was too high." ~overheard while playing WoW
Feel free to offer you own ideas!
Those If you ever things
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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, “AMEN!”
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
7.Finish All Your sentences with ‘In Accordance With The Prophecy’.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream’I Won! I Won!’
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,’Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
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4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
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10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
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12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull," copy this into your profile.
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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
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