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Joined 06-09-06, id: 1063824, Profile Updated: 11-26-08
Author has written 3 stories for Ring/Ringu, and Legend of Zelda.

I changed my pen name. It used to be fictionfreak93. Just so you know.

Hey peoplez. I've changed my profile so that it's more for my friends when we're IMing then on here. This is because there isn't enough room on the AIM profile to fit everything I have to say. I've kept the "important" stuff like Updates and Future Fics, but other than that this is more for my friends than my fans. Sorry if you actually cared about interests.


7/9/08- Created a poll. You can vote for the category my next fic will be under. Please vote, I'd like some opinions!

6/30/08- I have deleted my Naruto stories, War's Beginning and War's Cruelty. This is mostly because they didn't have many hits, and probably never would. I have them saved on Word, though, so maybe one day in the distant future I'll completely re-do it, but probably not...

2/5/08-A little earlier than expected, I've written a new story. It's a Legend of Zelda story called The New Ganondorf. Please read and review!

2/2/08-This really has absoloutly nothing to do with fan fiction, but I'm gonna say it anyway. Today was the Power of the Pen District Tournament in my area and out of approximately 134 eight graders who participated, I was in ninth place! Yay me! Anyway, in about a week or so I should have another story up, so keep your eyes open.

1/6/08-Completed War's Cruelty. Announced my little "author's vacation." Will not be writing on the site for at least a month.

1/2/08-Had a bit of trouble with War's Beginning and War's Cruelty. Changed it from twelve years in the future to twenty years in the future. Please tell me if something is wrong!

12/22/07-Started sequel to War's Beginning called War's Cruelty.

12/22/07-Finished Bittersweet Revenge.

9/5/07-Started sequel to Wanna Play A Game? entitled Bittersweet Revenge.

8/22/07-Finished War's Beginning.

8/13/07-Started new fiction under the Naruto category called War's Beginning.

5/19/07-Finished Wanna Play A Game?

6/20/06-Started first fiction titled Wanna Play A Game? under Ring/Ringu section.

Possible Future FanFics:
These are in no particular order. In fact, they may never appear outside of the swirling mess that is my mind. They're all probably just one story, no sequels, prequels, whatever. Except Naruto. I'm rewriting the two I already have before posting the third. I may rewrite the others later, but I think Naruto needs help the most. Anyway...

Anime/Manga: None

Books: A Series of Unfortunate Events, C.S. Lewis, Pendragon

Cartoons: None

Comics: None

Games: Kingdom Hearts, Misc. Games (MySims),

Misc.: Wicked

Movies: The Ring, Pirates of the Caribbean

TV Shows: None

To all my fans, thank you! I don't know why I thank you, but it seemed to be appropriate. So thanks!

Put this in your profile if... stuff:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, RichOverlordSam

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul post this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when:
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice that there isn't a number five.
10. You actually scrolled up to see if there was a number five.
11. And now, you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absoloutly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you act funny/ retarded (in a good way) in front of your friends, copy this into your profile.

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Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!

If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you can’t dance, copy this into your profile.

If you are reading these profiles 'cause you have no life, copy this in your profile.

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If you can sing really bad one day, but sing really good the next day, copy this into your profile.

If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.

If you're freakishly good at anything, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnouxious preppy people, copy this into your profile.

If you collect these, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed a door that says pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, RichOverlordSam

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict!

Inside Jokes/ Stupid Quotes:

The Tanya Talk Show

Look A Distraction

Get It? It's A Pun.

"Do You Like The Sound Of Chewing Gum?"



SEMI! (My colon!)


"JENNAY!" (Jenny)
"Jennay, run down to the general store and get me somethin' for the supper!"
"Don't get raped again!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know when you're gonna get herpes."
"Forrest, I got the AIDS (and it's not yours)!"
All with a bad Southern accent.

"Favorite type of bush."
(hysterical laughter)

"What's it's name?"
"Squirrel-dogs aren't allowed to have names! It's against the law!"
"Don't pet the squirrel-dog it has rabies!"
"It's name is Cashew!"
"It's not allowed to have a name; it's against the law."
"Why are there so many squirrel-dog laws?"
"'Cause Geroge Bush is racist!"

"Keep it G-rated people!"
"You guys aren't doing anything inappropriate are you?"
"Nah, we're keepin' it G-RATED!"


"You guys have to try this ham, it's luscious!"


Chainsaw Power!


Jesus apples/trash/bread/orange/paper/flower

"I was a black lady before I met Reuben."

"Lilith is my best friend!"

"It's an it! It's name is Hermy. Ya know, short for hermaphrodite."

"Did you just bite your baby?"
"...It's a girl!"


Look! A natural preservative!

Crazy rapist!

"What happens if he swallows that quarter?"
"...He DIES!"

"Carlin, I think you have something in your hair."

I like pajamas!


"I like to repeat words for emphasis. EMPHASIS!"
"I'll empha- your -sis! ... Oh dammit!"

Sam = rich.
Jon = poor.

"Pictures tomorrow."
"I don't live here!"

"My bad grade on this test is Jon's fault! He's so poor!" or some such thing that isn't Jon's fault at all (tortures Jon with rusty chainsaws, lighters, blowtorches, gunpowder, oxygen tanks, and a portrait of Dick Cheney).

Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame- "Says 'Do Not Touch.' What happens if you touch it?" (gets electrocuted) "Oh."

"That's what Jam said."

Ryan's Biography of My Life:

But the real story here is the story of Rich Overlord Sam, who has overcome so many tradegies and obstacles to become the best person in the entire world.

Born 1993 on a Tuesday, he was diagnosed with polio at age three. Though crippled, he vowed to recover and help the world. Soon, two years later, he invented the Wheelie, an invention that would shake the world with its magnificence. It saved his life and many others as well--but most importantly, his! Plus, it got rid of his cripple. At the age of 10, a terrible fire occured in Indianapolis. Thinking resourcefully and quickly, he grabbed a water gun, a sponge, and an unbaked blueberry muffin, and dashed into the blaze. Using only the aforementioned items, he doused the flames and baked his muffin to boot. He fed his muffin to a hungry child he saved. A week later, he ran for governor on the platform of "It's my city, too," and beat twelve nationally famous candidates to become the governor of Indiana. Ohio, Kentucky, Michigan, West Virginia, Illinois, and Vancouver decided to break away from the United States and Canadia, respectively, and join the newly formed Democratic Republican Kingdom of Indohikentiganvilionoicouver.

He later knighted himself, but did so modestly.

At age 11, he was awarded Oscars for Best Supporting Actor, Best Actor, Best Director, Best Producer, Best Writer, and Best Human for his 4.2 second mini-spiel cameo shot in the movie "What to do with this poem entitled, 'Ode to a small, green piece of putty I found under my armpit one Midsummer's Day.'" (R-rated for extreme violence and references to putty and armpits.)

At age 15, he recieved twelve full scholarships to a bunch of Ivy League Schools, and decided to attend Carnegie Mellon instead because he could develop "Carnegie Learning 2.0: Attack of the Evil Zombie Monster Constructions-Postulates-Quadrilateral-Geometrical-Theorems!" He later became a Rhodes Scholar and spent one year each at Oxford and Cambridge, where he was voted Prime Minister instead of Tony Blair. But graciously, he gave Tony Blair his trademark culinary sensation, a bluberry muffin.

At age 19, after receiving 42 different degrees including the newly founded Whaleology and Petuniaology, he decided to make the world go slower and thus let more people do more time and cost-efficient stuff. Thus, he began the "I'll be done in five minutes" world project. Eventually it didn't work, and in fact created an enormous gaping hole in the space-time continuum, but he was paid many billions of dollars anyway because: 1, he was the King-President-Prime Minister of the most powerful state-state in the world; 2, he ate Dick Cheney; 3, he stopped violence and brought world peace (for five days); 4, he made a flashy sign that said, "GREETINGS FROM EARTH!"; and 5, they didn't want him to stop making muffins. Hey, they were very good muffins.

Later on in life, the Rich Overlord succeeded in what he personally feels is his greatest achievement to date. He became the first man on Mars. Not wanting to pass up a valuable economic opportunity, he quickly founded the Mars Time-Share Foundation, where he sold pieces of Mars and eventually helped to establish several housing areas and real estate markets. For this monumental human accomplishment and subsequent billions of dollars earned, he was awarded the Rich People Award by one of his childhood idols Oprah and then gave away blueberry muffins. In a documentary some years later, the then ruined Oprah told us that people no longer attended her daytime talk show because they all wanted to go to Rich Overlord Sam's new show "What it feels like to be me! Even though, of course, you poor people will never feel it," where he gave away several free bluberry muffins.

Soon afterward, approaching his twenty-fifth birthday, the Rich Overlord extended his reputation of three-sty, as he calls it, of honesty, modesty, and pigsty. He humbly paid a trip to a nearby alien civilization, who yelled at him in German and told him to either leave or stay and allow the Earth to suffer extreme consequences as he relaxed and took a luxorious vacation in the beautiful and shiny capitol city on the alien planet. Being the great man he is, the Rich Overlord called up Earth, faxed over several billion blueberry muffins, and then chose to stay and relax and take a luxurious vacation in the beautiful and shiny capitol city on the alien planet. And if that weren't enough, he even graciously allowed the few people who might have grudges against him (namely Tony Blair, Oprah, a bunch of Ivy League Schools, Dick Cheney, Jon, and the guy who invented peanut butter) to join him in his vacation.

After the cold and bloody destruction of Earth, the Rich Overlord, ever the financial wizard, decided to put a ton of his money in plastic bags and leave them on the street while he traveled through time on his recently invented time machine.

On his adventures, the Rich Overlord witnessed many great things. For example, he gave fire to the ancient caveman by showing them the wonders of blowtorches. He helped create the Pyramids by sitting on a big, comfy rock doing nothing and yelling unconstructive criticism at the workers. He invented "barbarians" by teaching a group of otherwise harmless schoolteachers the magic of "rusty chainsaws." He even contributed to the creation of the Great Wall of China by standing on top of workers and saying things like, "You call this a wall? This is pathetic!" and "Yes, Attila, this is the hidden gate over here. Do you see where I'm pointing at? Right here," and also, "MY SHOE IS UNTIED! SOMEONE TIE IT!"

Later on his journey, he met great men like Bernard XXV, Leo X, and Pope Gerald the Great. Oh wait, those men aren't great. So that's what he did on his trips!

He was involved in many astonishing and historic events. For example, in Pompeii, that wasn't a volcano; that was the Rich Overlord testing his all-new Lighter Blowtorch 3000. The Titanic actually sunk when it hit the Rich Overlord's pile of gold. The Hidenburg crashed when the Rich Overlord was generously using the oil-and-oxygen-filled engine space to cook blueberry muffins with a blaze of unchecked fire. The Great Chicago Fire occured not because of a cow, but because the Rich Overlord was again generously showing the cow how blowtorches, oil, gasoline, gunpowder, and oxygen tanks work together. In San Francisco, what was taken to be an earthquake was actually the Rich Overlord testing the stability of the ground with a massive piledriver. Those "tornadoes" in Kansas were actually the Rich Overlord practicing for his baritone sax performance the next day. The black plague was the Rich Overlord's baritone sax performance the next day (which seems chronologically incorrect, but he's rich).

Some other excursions involved Al Capone, Santa and the North Pole, the Manhattan Project, the invention of Velcro for shoes instead of those stupid shoelaces, polio (which, ironically, is the disease that he was diagnosed with at three), Ireland, Krakatoa, the Beatles, certain devastating hurricanes and tsunamis, Frakenstein, and of course, Bristee's rather weird knowledge of personal information of other people.

But the Rich Overlord's favorite time voyage was the one involving global warming. On his way to the invention of socks, he stopped in 1800's England to spark the Industrial Revoloution. Just in case it wouldn't be warm enough, the Rich Overlord thoughtfully provided extra heat by turning up the sun, turning down the Ozone layer, and baking several blueberry muffins. Later in his journeys he would invent carbon dioxide to help speed up the process. Then, still unsatisfied with his generosity, he modestly invented Al Gore to explain what not to do about global warming.

Anyhowever, if you're still reading this you obviously don't have a life so go away. Get a life. Seriously, leave. This is the end.



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The Rite of Passage by Kouta Aburame reviews
Tristan and Link have parted ways with the Kokiri and stepped upon the vast planes of Hyrule. Now with a new mysterious girl, a dedicated assassin in the shadows, and guards and Gerudo at every corner, our boys are in for a hard time in this epic sequel.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Link, Malon
Kingdom Hearts: Recorder of Worlds by Kindra Mckleen reviews
When a girl named Ali finds that her fate is intertwined with Sora's, her life changes. They travel together to new places to stop a mysterious person from destroying everything they stand for and unravel the mysteries behind the keyblade. DISCONTINUED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sora
UGLY by Nenshite reviews
High School Musical has taken over the world! If everyone on this earth is a zombie, who can save humanity from this chaotic social hype! UGLY, that's who! Unity Goth Leaders for Youth. WARNING: you will be offended
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008
The Passage of Time by Kouta Aburame reviews
She truly loved Tristan more than she ever loved anyone, but she understood that he was nothing more than a speck in the expanse of history and he, like all beings, would fade with the passage of time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,957 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Link, Saria - Complete
Infection of Chaos by Cluny the Warlord 1992 reviews
The story will now be a three way xover Pokemon, Naruto, and Xenosaga thank you for your time. Don't miss the battle between Ash and T-elos in Chapter 17, The Ultimate Battle: Man vs Android: Part 3. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara
Samara's New Life by Cluny the Warlord 1992 reviews
A look inside of the new life of Samara Morgan with her adoptive older brother, Ash Ketchum. This is basically a sequal for The Fall of the Accursed and I hope you like it. Now introducing for the first time in fanfiction history, Loren McConnell.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
The Fall of the Acursed by Cluny the Warlord 1992 reviews
She kidnapped his girlfriend, she dragged him into her world, she made him mad. Now Samara will pay. Please R&R.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
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The New Ganondorf reviews
As evil once again encroaches on Hyrule, a new Triforce is chosen. This time, however, Din plans on doing something a little different with her's... Prologue re-written! Plan to do so with the rest of the story was well before updating again. R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,098 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Din, Ganondorf
Bittersweet Revenge reviews
Sequel to Wanna Play A Game? It's been a year since Samara was really trapped. Rachel and Aidan have moved to Michigan to escape the bad memories. But 4 college students accidentally release Samara, and this time she doesn't want a mom. She wants revenge.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Wanna Play A Game? reviews
Rachel and Aidan moved to San Fransisco to escape Samara and the memories haunting them. But Samara shows up and kidnaps Aidan. Now it's up to Rachel to save him, but Samara has lots of tricks up her sleeve... COMPLETE!
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Complete