Horribly Horny Harry
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Joined 06-09-06, id: 1063830, Profile Updated: 11-09-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

09 Nov. 2012

Wow, it's been a whole year to the day since I last put up a story. Sorry, but the topics I write about are the kind you need to be in the mood for . . . and you need to be in the mood many many times because I usually orgasm a couple times while writing a chapter. Thanks for the amazing, cum worthy, reviews. They continue to give me the inspiration and erection necessary to write another story. Keep them cumming and I'll try to keep you cumming!

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I write because I'm sexually frustrated and hope that my stories will help relieve all others who are as horny as I'm.

Read below, but there is a warning: If you read below it means you give me full consent to use your body to relieve myself.

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We're both still clothed, but I can tell you want me.

We're strangers, never met before, but I know. I see it in your eyes.

I walk over to your booth at the bar where people come to come.

I add a bounce to my step so you can see my manhood bounce stiffly. It's that bulge in my black underwear that's hanging out from under my black miniskirt and you lick your lips. It is, after all, your lucky day.

It's been a long day at work for you and you need a break from your family and life. I'm here to take you to nirvana.

I stand right in front of you with my legs firmly planted on either side of your knees. The booths were made low enough that for the purpose of heading. Meaning it's right in your face. You gulp at the largeness of it and the excitement that it will soon be inside of you.

Your first action is to rub your face in it. You inhale my musky sent and send shivers down my spine when those teeth of yours massage my member though the thin material. Your hands run up my fish-net clad legs and rest under my underwear, on my butt.

I roll my head back and say, "Damn that's good."

I hear you giggle, then you kiss my cock, and lay down on the wide booth seat and, in the air, do a spread-eagle that a gymnast would kill for. Knowing what was to come tonight, you prepared in advance by silting the crotch of your tighter-than-hell leather pants. After savoring the view, I pulled my prick and balls out of their confinement and they bounced with joy.

With in seconds my grunts of pleasure and your screams of bliss joined the many other odd couples and groups around us.

Yells of: Harder, Harder, Faster, Faster, FUCK, Hell YES!!, Ride it, Riiiiiiiiiiiddddddddee iiiiittttttt, AH breath AHHHHHHHH!!, FUCK ME!, Damn that's good, baby, and OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! pulsed through the bar. People stopped what they were doing to watch and listen to our powerful sex.

We fucked into the night!

I banged you!

You blew my mind and my cock!

I came in your mouth!

You came so hard it hurt both you and me!

The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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The Horny Multianasexta reviews
Harry becomes a sexual creature that needs release. HP/DM, HP/SS, HP/SB, HP/RL, HP/HG, HP/RW. M/M, 3some ,moresome, tent, beast, mpreg, etc. Not for the faint of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Spanks A Lot reviews
Harry loves to be spanked. And his ultimate dream is to cum from spanking alone. Only Snape has that power! SS/HP Spanking, M/M, Anal, Dirty Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Book reviews
Remus finds a book that s*xually stimulates and shares it with his friends who love a good f*ck. Eventually will be a SiriusRemus! Beast, Orgi, Oral, An*l, SiriusRemusJames, SiriusRemus, and so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Behind Closed Curtains reviews
Harry has dirty fantasies about his best friend. M/M SoloM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Ron W.
Friday Night reviews
This is what the Gryffindor boys get up to on a Friday night. Harry/Seamus, Harry/Neville, Harry/Dean, Harry/Ron. M/M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Give Me Hope reviews
After the war Harry runs from the ruins of his Wizarding World life in turn for a muggle one. But England is only so big as Harry runs into Snape. HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Quick Orgy reviews
Cum in and partake in a quick orgy to release your daily stresses. HP/DM, HG/LL, RW/Solo, audience/solo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete