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Joined 06-10-06, id: 1064437, Profile Updated: 06-18-09

35 year old mother of THE MOST perfect and beautiful and sweet and smart baby girl (almost 4) to grace this planet since the sweet Lord Jesus saw fit to grace us with his presence!! Married to the most wonderful (real-life) man 14 years (in love with for 20 years, yes he still melts my butter!!)

Well...lets see: Adore Twilight and all thing related (read: Robert Pattinson!), The Office (Jim, HELLO!?), and Roswell (Max Evans/Jason Behr slurp).

The people on this site who put themselves out here for better or for worse, have my utmost respect. To write something and then have the world give a thumbs up or down...WOW! I bask in your glory and am grateful to be let in to your creative gift!! THANK YOU!!

The Dandy One

PS Oh, the Smashing Pumpkins are the best rock band EVER!!

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Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 4,532 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25053 - Favs: 12,156 - Follows: 8,236 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8867 - Favs: 7,348 - Follows: 4,859 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Darkside of Twilight by Bella'sExecutioner reviews
AU/CC Chap. 1: Edward killed Bella, awakening an epic battle of light/dark with slippery shades of gray & revealing the origin of the vampire race and its possible future. Winner of Two Sparkle Awards: Best AU/Best OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,422 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5686 - Favs: 6,450 - Follows: 3,713 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Time for Every Purpose by Im2xshy reviews
My take on the way things might have gone if Edward hadn't left in New Moon. Not for Jacob lovers. The story's not, like, mean to Jacob or anything, but since Edward doesn't leave in New Moon, they don't form the friendship they did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,635 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4745 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out Of Choices by Picklewinkle reviews
After her mom dies, Bella becomes angry & withdrawn. Enter Edward, the handsome teenage vampire, & the start of a complicated love-hate relationship. Can their love survive the fear that rules her and the secret he hides from her? AU,OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 315,271 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Midnight Sky by xxAngel.Of.Twilightxx reviews
Bella is a newborn vampire.Edward and his family find her,and Edward falls for her big time. Can Bella learn to trust those who care about her before its too late? RATED M!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,094 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
B E, Closer or Careful? by SkyLightJ reviews
When you picked up your copy of Breaking Dawn where you disappointed to find that the love scene wasn't as detailed as you may have liked? Well that's where my story comes in . I hope you enjoy my take on the honeymoon * rated M for adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,904 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Raspberries by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Before the Dawn by cltaylor reviews
Bella finally gets what she wants most from Edward- eternity. Spoiler for all books- set after Eclipse. Rated mature for adult audiences.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Distance Learning by time4moxie reviews
Post Season 3 opener Pam's learning who she is and what she wants, and how sometimes you have to fight for what you want. Rated M for one or two or twelve chapters...
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,629 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Aftermath by xoxoxo reviews
What happens next? Hmmm. The possibilities. Speculation for Season 3. Angsty JAM. Please stick with me. It starts off badly but let's just see where it ends. If you'd be so kind, please R&R. Thanks!
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete