Valandil
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Joined 06-10-06, id: 1064449, Profile Updated: 02-16-12
Author has written 11 stories for Spider-Man, Batman, Van Helsing, Napoleon Dynamite, SpongeBob SquarePants, James Bond, Blade Runner, and Twilight.

I started putting stories up here quite a while ago when I was younger, so if some of the stories seem kinda dumb or immature, you know why. For a couple years I stopped using this site altogether, but now since I'm in high school, I'm going to be posting short stories from time to time. There isn't really anything terribly interesting about me. I'm mostly into Alterinative Rock (The Shins, Coldplay, The Killers), (Though I listen to alot of Classic Rock also, such as Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, and the Beatles). I am a film buff also. The Godfather is my favorite film, and I've seen the majority of the "classic" films. I use AFI's Top 100 Films as a check list for renting movies. I am interested in anime films, notably those from Hayao Miyazaki (Spirited Away, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, and Princess Mononoke), and anything science fiction (Akira, Ghost in the Shell). My favorite books are 1984 and Ender's Game. I am also quite fond of the the Bible (I am Christian). I also like graphic novels. The Watchmen and anything written by Frank Miller (Check out Ronin if you haven't yet - it's epic!) top my list of favorite comics, and my favorite superhero has, and always will be Batman. So, when it comes to entertainment, I usually like films/music/books with a strong artistic edge, with thought-provoking ideas, and of course, great quality.

I write stories for Fiction Press too. Here is a link to my profile there if you want to check them out.

http://www.fictionpress.com/~valandil93

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Art is the Weapon: A Danger Days fic by Slaughtermatic reviews
My interpretation of Danger Days, in narrative form. The term "Fanfic" is used loosely here because I basically had to come up with everything myself, we don't know a lot about the Danger Days world as it is. There will be one chapter per canon song.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012
Only Human by Delia Ra'Nar reviews
When faced with a series of bombings that have taken place around the world, the regular members of the League call upon the Dark Knight to solve the case. But being… only human, will Bruce be able to keep up and pull through? !LAST CH UP! Complete
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,835 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
My Purpose by Kankuro reviews
The Seal is breaking...I will break free...and my purpose will be called out again...chapter 2 is up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006
The Ramen Famine by Kankuro reviews
What? Naruto's favorite noodle shop, Ichiraku, is closing down? What's Naruto going to do? Please Read and review. Chapter 6 is up. Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
spiderman unusual venom by green ankou reviews
venom get powers from superheros like the human torch, superman and more. This is my first story so don't scorch me!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
JFFA: Jedi FreeForAll by Firebird 13 reviews
The most powerful Jedi fight the most powerful Sith in the biggest lightsaber brawl in the history of the galaxy. Whitness the furious speed of General Greivous and Jedi Master Yoda in the most intense lightsaber duel of all time!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
The Many Stupid Adventures of Lok by Jussam1 reviews
A short series of the many stupid adventures of Tak and Lok. ...Mostly Lok.
Tak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005
Bill Nye the science guy vs Barney the dinosaur by sorasblade reviews
For those who have had enough of that creepy purple dinosaur, and are ready for someone to step up and take over the thrown of child show entertainer. (Graphic, dont read if you happen to like that purple menice to society)
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2004
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The Battle in the Forest reviews
Edward's violent confrontation with a powerful vampire who also can read minds and has telepathic powers. Not being a huge Twilight fan, this is my "vision" of the universe. Violent, relentless, but still true to the fiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Edward - Complete
Batman: Dark Avengers reviews
Huntress joined the Dynamic Duo as they battle Batman's rogue gallery, including Hush, and uncover a plan of mind corruption. It all culminates in what could be Batman's hardest fight yet. COMPLETE
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Batman: Beyond Reason reviews
The years have taken a toll of Bruce, and after coming out of hiding, he confronts old friends, old enemies, and ultimately death.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Escape reviews
A desperate escape from death!
Blade Runner - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Mist Clouds reviews
When OO7 is sent on a mission to retrieve a key from a russian crime lord, the adventure begins!
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
SpongeBob Meets Superman reviews
When Superman comes to Bikini Bottm, the craziness begins!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Napoleon Dynamite: The Sweet Sequel reviews
Napoleon goes on another ridiculous adventure to find a phone so he could talk to Kip. What will happen? One shot.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2006
Dumb Spidy II: Attack of the Mucus Men reviews
Spiderman has been turned dumb, but will that help him in a battle against phlegm filled warriors, an evil Rudolph, and a killer Barney? COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Batman: Hidden Suns reviews
Batman and Nightwing are being hunted by an unknown villian that they have to stop! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - The Joker, Vicki V. - Complete
Dumb Spidy reviews
What happens when Spiderman gets really, really dumb? My first fanfic. Please R&R. COMPLETE
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Van Helsing: The Warlock of the Dead reviews
Van Helsing travels through a zombie infested forest to slay a Warlock. One Shot. plz review if u read!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete