PiNkInSaNiTy
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Joined 06-11-06, id: 1064800
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Gravitation.

Read this at your own risk. Your brain WILL melt.


In the Works

Before The Dawn :

Prequel to Sleeping With ghosts.


Favorite Pairings

Anime/Manga

Naruto:

Sasu/Naru
Kisa/Ita
Lee/Saku
Saso/Dei
Tobi/Zetsu

Full Metal Alchemist:

Roy/Ed
Winry/Al
Roy/Riza

Inuyasha:

Inu/Kag

Book

Twilight:

Ed/Bella

A Great & Terrible Beauty/Rebel Angels:

Gemma/Kartik
Felicity/Simon

Movie

POTC:

Will/Elizabeth
Jack/Elizabeth

Name: Suzer

Has: Multiple Personalities

Can: Rant Like A Mad Women

Can't: Spell

Is: Older Than She Looks

Status: Lurking

I draw sometimes, I write sometimes, and when the moon is a perfect shade of blue I stop being an idiot. I drank from the fountain of youth hence my child-like physique...not really, but it is a real pain when the crazy waitress with the fake pink nails asks me if I want a kids menu: okay, so I exaggerate.

Well, now that I've ranted to the point of driving you insane you may go. And congratulations if you read all of this, because you just wasted one or two minutes of your life!

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Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Like the Papers Said by alette reviews
When the Daily Prophet features an article claiming that Harry is gay, and his lover is Draco Malfoy, each of their lives is in an uproar. It’s time for damage control, especially since they were right. Slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Wonderland by Heaven's-Grace reviews
Sasuke the Cheshire Cat? Kakashi with bunny ears? Poor Naruto falls down a rabbit hole only to surface in a land of cards, tea parties, and where every one is plain mad. SasuNaru pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A New Path by Airflow reviews
After an adventure across Europe, an uncertain path lies before three people. But they will find they intersect quite suddenly and lead to a shocking conclusion... Chapter 7: Let it Rain FacheSophieLangdon
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,555 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006
Water under the Bridge by AppleCherry108 reviews
Short version: Ed loses his memory. Envy recruits a new Greed, who very much wants to kill Ed more than any other homunculus. And by the way, where's Winry?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006
Lost by Smex Lemur reviews
Our two favourite boys need each other to survive on an island after a plane crash. Will they be able to set aside their differences and get along? Personally, I doubt it. SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Gone Away by Markition Necrovius reviews
The life of a missing nin was hard. But there were little things along the way that made a life on the run seem that much more bearable. Like a certain Uchiha. [KisaIta rated for safety]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Malfoy's Howler by Rose du Nuit reviews
Complete! Sequal up! It's Valentine's Day and Harry sends Malfoy a howler. What will theluscious blonde's reaction be? SLASH! Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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The Dictionary reviews
Eiri defines his birthday. ES
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
The Breeder reviews
Shindou Shuichi a once brilliant criminologist is forced out of retirement by a serial killer whom most had assumed was dead. Full summary inside. Multiple Pairings.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2007
With Open Arms reviews
It's been awhile since the Holocaust ended and both Amestris and the real world are suffering from the after effects. [RoyEd, AlphonseWinry]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Smell the Roses reviews
Her favorite phrase was, If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you will inhale a bee. That was of course until she learned that sometimes, smelling the roses was a good idea.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006
Sleeping With Ghosts reviews
[HIATUS] Because sometimes to regain something we have lost we have to pretend we never had it to begin with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,252 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Goodbye reviews
Elizabeth's thoughts on Jack. There be spoilers ahead for those who did not yet see POTC2.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Kicked Out reviews
SasuNaru. A conversation over MSN and an eviction notice. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weasle and Shark reviews
Itachi wants Kisame to marry him, but how will Kisame react to this? oneshot, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete