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Joined 06-11-06, id: 1064896, Profile Updated: 04-14-10
Author has written 4 stories for NCIS.

Rae

Hey it's Rae here. So I guess if you're reading this than you've stumbled across my profile. You've probably found me because I reviewed your story being as I don't write much anymore. I feel I should point out now that none of my currently incomplete stories will ever be finished.

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Omnomnom eat it up because there's a new one coming. Wanna take a trip back to 2004 with me?

Please feel free to tell me what you think of any of my stories or just drop me a message, hopefully giving me constructive criticism, which I greatly appreciate, and would love to get.

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Rodolphus the Trophy Husband by Ichigo2491 reviews
A Tribute dedicated to Rodolphus, because his wife loves Voldemort more than him... and that's just very, very wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Nymphadora Tonks and the Liquor of Jacmel by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Newly qualified Auror Nymphadora Tonks puts her Metamorphmagus talents to good use on her first case when investigating the trade in a highly dangerous potion, while dealing with the complications caused by her very Black family history ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 286,277 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - N. Tonks, Kingsley S. - Complete
Black and White by DrawMeASheep reviews
COMPLETE. The team investigates the murder of a Naval Lieutenant at the National Zoo while Tony and Ziva try to sort everything out, from their relationship to her gun collection. Sequel to 'No Good Deed.'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,690 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
No Good Deed by DrawMeASheep reviews
COMPLETE. Someone from Ziva's past comes back to haunt her, with sexy results. That's a bad place for a Simpsons' joke, because there are also really, really terribly awful results. Less casefile than its predecessors, more undercover op.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,373 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Taking It For Granted by DrawMeASheep reviews
COMPLETE. The team gets a confusing case when two dead brothers, one a marine, one a neurosurgeon, turn up in a pharmaceutical company's parking lot. More Tiva than I'd originally intended. Blame all their staring.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,952 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Law and Disorder by Tweeter reviews
COMPLETE: Tony runs into trouble with corrupt local law officials. Chapter 8 of 8 uploaded.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Maiden Voyage by Tweeter reviews
It's the first big case the team has had since Gibbs left. Chapter 5 is up! Complete!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
No One But Gibbs by blackcherrys reviews
When the team comes into work one day, there is a note that says Gibbs has been fired what will the team do?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Pictures by unique.curious.individual reviews
A short GAbby one shot. What happens after Hiatus? Abby gets a package.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Nymph vs Wolf by Queriusole reviews
Lupin, Tonks, Black. Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin learn to work together despite the fact they are each a thorn in the other's side. Another take on Book 5. Minor edits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 142,273 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
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You just shot me reviews
Mcgee and Abby have a fight. McAbby. I probably won't finish this at all. Now that I read it, I think it's kind of corny.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Abby S., Tim M.
Visitation Rights reviews
When the Director gives the team a simple assignment, Bust a guy another team found out about, Tony gets knocked unconcious he gets an unexpected visitor. Tate and trace of Tiva. Post Haitus. 3 out of 3 chapters up
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Tony D. - Complete
Reality Clue reviews
Discontinued, enjoy my very first fanfic. I promise I've gotten better!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Tim M., Ziva D.
Stuffed reviews
Stuffed. The story of a stuffed hippo named Bert. A very short one shot, told by Bert, Abby's stuffed, Farting Hippo.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
DrawMeASheep (134)
Tweeter (34)