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Joined 06-11-06, id: 1065039, Profile Updated: 03-24-11
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Name: Claire

Birthday: 1st January '89

Hair: Brown/Red

Eyes: Blue/Grey

Height: 5'9''

Weight: 79 kilos

Well, I used to be emo. Alot, yeah. I work in a blood lab. Heamatology, chemistry, blood transfusion, specimen reception. I am pretty much weird and always will be. I sometimes wonder if this is all a dream...I have nightmares. Big ones. I've been through a lot in life and I'm proud to say I've come through it, even if I've not completely conquered my fears and insecurities. My family is dysfunctional and derogetory, but I figure it only makes me stronger. I also bought my own house. I've worked really hard for it in these pat years.

I said that I'd teach people how to bend the truth without lying, so here it is.

Step 1. The first and most simple step is to think of what the other person precisely asks you. For example, if someone asks you: "Have you been to a club tonight?" If you had and you weren't supposed to, you say. "No." "I swear mom, I haven't been to any club." "Why would I want to go there?" or "I thought about it, but I knew you'd get mad." With any of these and many others you aren't lying and you'd be confident in yourself that you weren't and wouldn't get found out. The reason for this is that, no you didn't go to a club, you and Shelley went to a club; you didn't go to just any club, you went to a specific club; you are literally asking a question, you never actually answered; you did actually think that, you just ignored it.

Step 2. Another thing when bending the truth is to express a view at a wide angle. For instance, talk about people in general instead of you specifically. "Are you still a virgin?" would give to things like. "Who in their right mind would still be a virgin?" "I don't think anyone in this room is still a virgin; well maybe a few, but what hope do they have?" If you were embarrassed about being one, or if you wanted to be: "Do you think I'm a slut?" "Hey, I'm not like most of the people in this class." Basically, implicate that you feel or are of a different perspective without actually saying it. It doesn't matter if you're berating something as long as you aren't specifically targeting others or making them a hate interest for people.

Step 3. Never use specific dates or times. For instance, "Where have you been?" "I went to Gemma's. She can cook really well, ne?" You have been to Gemma's; just not today. And she is a good cook, but that had nothing to do with where you've been. This type of reasoning can be brought into other areas also. Like, if someone was to ask for something like your best sex position, you could say that you like being in control; which has nothing to do with a position, but people take it as you like to ride a guy (if a girl/uke) or dominate. Basically, to take different situations and apply them to the now. Eg "How did you two meet?" "Well, I knew his brother first." The unspoken part is that you didn't know they were related at first and had a wild night two months earlier.

Step 4. Always let people assume and continue the conversation spaces that you left. As with a continuation with the last in step three. "Oh, so did he introduce you two?" "Something like that." or "Yeah, I never even knew Tommy had a brother before then." or "Well, I saw him and Tommy went; oh, that's my brother Dean." Because, technically Tommy did introduce him, you just knew him already. And now, the subject of how you met is gone and people assume it was at the introduction. Most people hate it when someone assumes, but you need to bend that factor of people to your advantage.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cocky or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Never Forgiven by oukoku hatsu reviews
When no one ever shows up for his aid he sees how his friends never come.Feeling rejected he decides to leave Konoha for good. But as fate has it he returns but changed. This is yaoi so be warned!SasuNaru Finally! its updated
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,185 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Mess Worth Fixing by Hide-Me-Inside reviews
ItaNaru -Itachi is at University and Sasuke is his 5 year-old brother, who lives in a mental institute. Then a cute blonde comes along and fixes the Uchihas' lives, Naruto goes to Itachi's Uni and has two younger siblings he works works at the Institute, what else can this blonde do? Shounen-ai. Yaoi. Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Anything For You by cathatfatsat reviews
Naruto was adopted and becomes Sasuke's playmate when he was younger. After Sasuke's parents died, Naruto said he'd do anything to make Sasuke smile again. But what if sasuke takes his anger out on Naruto? Will he still be there for him? FIRST STORY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,512 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Maybe Forever isn't as Long as it Used to Be by ScaryCrazy reviews
Kakashi is pissed that Naruto and Sasuke can’t get along to save their lives. But what he doesn’t know is that they have every reason to hate each other, being as they used to be best friends. SasuNaru AngstDramaRomance
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,717 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Imagine me without You by Snaske reviews
SasukexNaruto On the bus they are complete strangers, in school just a student and teacher.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,311 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
ParaDOXical by istorya reviews
A trip back to that place? At that moment, Naruto just wanted to cry and run away. An AU SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,727 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bandage by motemote reviews
University life is hard, but living with people you barely know is harder. An oppurtunity to prove himself arises when Naruto auditions for a student rock band. AU. SASUNARU. Rated M for scenes of a sexual nature.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,088 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Little Sunflower by Machi reviews
AU,SasuNaru. Waiting for a change to lead him down a more innocent path, serial murderer Uchiha Sasuke finds it in a gentle blonde with a heart of gold, but perhaps an even darker past than his own. DARK FIC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,826 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Inner Secrets by Daisuke Shadow Kitsune reviews
Naruto is keeping secrets from his Teammates and Friends, holding a secret life without their knowledge, but what happens when they are sent on a mission directly related to his second life? And why is Itachi hunting the Shadow Assailant? On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,767 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
For The Blue Sky by lunaryu reviews
After losing his lover and best friend at the same time, Naruto thinks he won't get any miserable than this. However, when his grandpa also dies leaving him all alone in this world, he is suddenly faced by the a terrifying fact. Orochimaru is his father? Moreover, he falls in love with his half brother? What chaos is gonna happen next? SasuNaruHaku Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,747 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Taboo by Shi-koi reviews
Yaoi - ItaNaru - When Naruto ends up in another world very similar to his own, where the Yondaime is alive and the Uchiha clan is thriving, he finds out that sometimes, the last things we ever want to see are the truths we are faced with.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,239 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Cure My Tragedy by oOSilverKyuubiOo reviews
SasuNaru AU Sasuke and Itachi move to a smaller city after their parents' deaths. As Sasuke sinks further into depression, the most unexpected companion helps him to see life in a new light. Ever been friends with a ghost before? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,390 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Visitors by ResurgereTento reviews
Oneshot. When Sasuke finally returns, he returns to silence. Implied NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shards of Life by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*ItaNaru, SasuNaru, One-Shot* Because you can't demand something without accepting to lose something in exchange. Sasuke wanted his family. He couldn't have love, as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heaven by TakeHeart reviews
[Oneshot] It was just one coincidental encounter... or perhaps, it was fated? [Neji x Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
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Don't Promise Me a Happy Ending reviews
Trust is earned but by Naruto it's given. He thought he was loved: now hes decaying. Secrets, lies, hate: they're constants. 'You can't betray me because with you, I know the ending...' Dark twist to the Uchiha massacre. SasuNaru ItaNaru MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,339 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Addicted to Naruto? reviews
How addicted to Naruto are you? 100 questions so you get a percentage. With sub catagories! But not all characters. Includes original questiona and a little bit of Naruto angst at the end, so it's still a story...drabble...Just thought it would be fun.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smile as I Fade Away reviews
Caught between lies and constant hate, Naruto does the unthinkable. Killing enemies, Kyuubi and himself was only the beginning. His death brings back dead Uchiha and Demon hybrids, while his soul walks his hell of invisibility and silent screams. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hate Me and You Shall be Forgiven reviews
He thought he suffered. After all, Branch members got the worst fate, right? Damn her and her stuck up ways. I'll bring her down. Can hate lead somewhere else? Neji14Hina13
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Be My Confidence reviews
NegiHina! Yay! What happens when Neji comes home late one night from a mission and sees a girl on the water. Wait a Hyuuga girl! A few funny thoughts is all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Taking Over reviews
What happens if Hiashi dies and Hanabi chalanges Hinata for leadership? Minor Neji17Hina16. It's wierd story with a vague summery. Enjoy. First fanfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete