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Best quote from Beautiful Disaster. Written by Daddy's Little Cannibal
“Edward,” A reporter stood in front of me with a microphone. She was a short blond that’s hair looked like she just had a wild night. “Is this your girlfriend?” I nodded. She moved her microphone in front of Bella. “What’s your name?” She asked quickly.
“Bella Swan.” Bella answered timidly.
One of the police officers latched onto her arm and started to drag her back to the crowd. “Wait!” She screamed. “One more question.” She pulled herself out of his grip and ran to Bella. “Why are you dating Edward?” She asked into the microphone before holding it in front of Bella.
Bella went silent.
“We have to go,” I shook my head and was about to take a step forward when Bella grabbed her microphone.
“Because he’s better than drugs.”
I totally recommened the story. It is the second installment. The first being Cigarette Burns.
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