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Joined 06-11-06, id: 1065144, Profile Updated: 05-20-11
Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Shugo Chara!.

It's been hard finding time to write and again finding time to write when I'm feeling creative. I apologize.

About me: When I write, I write in spurts. I get in a good creative mood and I'll sit there and type for hours. Maybe I'll keep at that trend for days. When I run out of things to say I won't be able to do it agian for a really long time. I also like to have big chunks of work done before I start posting things, so that then I can sort of make it look like I'm updating regularly

I love Digimon. I'm working on a series right now about the very first Chosen Children that Gennai talked about. It's going to be awesome but it's going to take a lot of work because I plan to make it 50 some chapters like the 52 episodes of the first season. I actually like Xros Wars too, I've been keeping up on it as the subs come out. Some people think it's way too different and it's dumb because every Digimon looks like robots blah blah blah. Well, I like this new xros evolving. It's different and cool. The only season I haven't really liked is Frontier. I'm trying to watch it, I really am. I only got up to episode 15.

Pairings: These are the pairings I support!

Digimon
YamatoxOC
TaichixSora
JyouxMimi
KoushirexMimi
TakeruxHikari

Tokyo Mew Mew

KishxIchigo

MasayaxDeath (haha)

LettucexPai

PuddingxTaruto ( they're just so cute!!)

Inuyasha

SesshxRin

InuxKag

MirokuxSango

Mugen Spiral
YayoixUra

Stray Little Devil
PamxZu (heehee i love the part where Zu first turned human)

Fruits Basket

MachixYuki (Yuki needs some luff too)

KyoxTohru

ShixAya (haha just kidding its fun to watch them joke about it though)

Forgotten Realms

DrizztxCatti'brie

Dead or Alive

HayatexAyane (yes I realize that they're half brother and half sister but Hayate doesn't know that :p I don't think...)

Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Live Action)

MakotoxMotoki (Motoki is awesome! Kamekichi-kun got me wanting to be a turtle because they're so cute!!)

The Legend of Zelda

LinkxSaria

LinkxAgitha (yeah weird I know but... i thought there would be a cutscene once you got all the bugs for her little ball thing that she'd ask you to be her partner. Well I thought it was cute. I think I'll write a fan fiction about it)

Tamora Pierce (Tortall Series)

BekaxRosto (Everyone loves a rogue)

Loveless-

SoubixHitomi
RitsukaxYuiko

Pokemon Colosseum:

Wes/Rui

Shugo Chara!
AmuxIkuto
AmuxKairi
TadasexNadeshiko(until it was revealed Nadeshiko was really a boy)

Slayers
LinaxGourry
ZelxAmelia

Dragon Age:
MaharielxTamlen
MaharielxZevran

Ed, Edd, n Eddy
EddxMarie (overdone? Perhaps not)

Quotes! Cuz they're fun to read and I like them!

Jarlaxle:We will not be caught by surprise." Entreri: "Almost everyone I've killed uttered similar last words." Jarlaxle: "Then I am glad once again that you are on my side." Entreri: "They've often said that too." -Promise Of The Witch King

Roy smiled like a blanket (meaning that he smiled warmly since blankets are warm)- Jasuchin, my random friend.

Proffessor Lupin, is it your time of the month?- Harry Potter

Don't you eat my birthday cake. I'm telling you you better not eat it. If you eat it I will be mad.- My mother talking to the gyroids in her house while playing Animal Crossing (its the funniest thing to watch her talk to that game)

I have a mom.- again jasuchin, he didn't really say this but thats what it sounded like so now we just say it randomly.

When the bad guys come I'll throw mercury on them so they'll be mentally impaired- my chemistry teacher

This might sound like an odd question, but where's my pants? - My brother after waking up on the couch

Teacher: Change hurts. I mean, look at a werewolf. (Begins to impersonate a werewolf changing complete with painful grunts and curled hands to resemble claws)
-My Government teacher on the first day of class, lol

Teacher: She was a blonde south african woman I think...
Student: Was she hot?
Teacher: Yes... well, if you're over 40
Student: You just take what you can get don't you?
-random conversation in my chemistry class about some actor

Teacher:Chantel! Pay attention!
Chantel: turns slightly
Teacher: I want to see our whole body!! ... that didn't come out right...
Chantel: Do you want to re-say that?
Teacher: Yeah...

(talking about Key Quest on Neopets)
Me: Everyone keeps quitting when I start to win so I can never get any good prizes. Maybe I'll play with myself. Maybe I can get Colllin to help.
Justin: That's what she said.
Me: ... I can't believe I didn't catch that first.

(on the phone with Justin)
Me: I'm doing my business.
Justin:...
Me: Homework rather. Business homework.

Me: You know why I like watching Pocahontas?
Justin: The racoon?
Me: No. Becuase all the guys wear loinclothes. Kokoum is hot.
Justin: I honestly wasn't expecting that.

(After watching the Sorcerer's Apprentice)
Me: It'd be cool to date a sorcerer. *looks at boyfriend* So you know, hop to it.

(eating lunch with Justin [ex-boyfriend who is actually my best friend/more like a brother really] and Collin (boyfriend).
Me (to Justin): Remember the time we were messing around and you pushed me and accidentally touched my chest?
Justin: Didn't you ram me into a door that day too?
Collin: Well this isn't awkward at all.
(to be clear, it was an overnight lock-in thing with our youth group at church and we were playing hide and seek in the dark with flashlights and me and justin were partners and we were in a dark room and he turned off the flashlight was making scary noises so i got upset and chased after him and pushed him into a door. Which the youth group leader was hiding behind. We still wonder to this day what she was thinking when she heard that)

(At work- Subway)
Me: Would you like a 6 inch or a footlong?
Cusotmer: Which one costs less?
Me: ah.. uh... (literally speechless)

Me: Would you like a 6 inch or a footlong?
Customer: How long is a footlong?
Me: It's a foot long. A foot.
Customer: *stares*
Me: 12 inches
Customer: *stares*
Me: This big *gestures*
Customer: Oh ok, I'll take that one.

Customer: *walks up. Studies menu* Where are your $5 footlongs?
Me: Right there under that really big yellow 5. (Honestly how do they not see it? Are they even really looking or is it just for show?)

Customer: I'll have a chicken bacon ranch without the chicken.
Me: Wait a minute, you a footlong sub that will cost you $7.16 with 4 strips of bacon when you could get 8 strips of bacon for $5.30? Am I right?
Customer: What?
Me: Getting a BLT will give you more bacon and less price.
Customer: Oh.
(I swear to God people that go to Wal-Mart are idiots. Workers from other non-WalMart Subways are astounded at the questions people ask.)

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I'm A Mew Get Me Out Of Here by KittyKooneko reviews
Deep Blue sends the Mews and the Aliens to another dimension, a tropical Island where their powers don't work so they must learn to live together on a deserted island until they find a way home, if they want to go home that is... IxK LxP PxT!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 4/22/2008
The Hours Before the Dawn by everyday-deeds reviews
Anna has lived her life in the Asgard Ranch, steadily losing hope. Kratos Aurion has finally broken ties with his mad lord and descended to Sylvarant. This is an in-depth telling of their meeting, their love, and their brief life together. COMPLETE.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,116 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Anna A., Kratos A. - Complete
Scars by EwanMcGregorIsMyHomeboy12 reviews
Death is one of the only things that is definite, but before that, there is always life. Series of four-point view's into Snape's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's Only Child's Play by Elle-Vee16 reviews
Severus and Lily play a little game of Truth or Dare the summer before their fifth year. For young Sev, everything goes better than expected. Light and fluffy little one-shot :B
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
One Last Time by Neverfallforfun reviews
When Snape is left alone in Dumbledore's office, he uses the time to repair some unresolved issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Waking Up by venomequeen-83 reviews
In the final moments of Severus Snape's life, fate gives him the peace he never had.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Always by LaughsOutRainbows reviews
Snily Snape x Lily I personally think this is my best written piece because Its amazing,, I really hope you like it,, Character's and Some plots belong to J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Going Onward by pinkpen23 reviews
Snape dies and meets five important people from his life. Semi-based off of "Five People You Meet in Heaven." Really sweet and slightly fluffy. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by ThatClutzsarahh reviews
"After all this time?" "Always." Always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Love Potion 11 by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
set after the fight, before James. Severus & Lily are put together to brew a potion for class, one that forces them to admit their true feelings. lemon ensues ; hehe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What a Difference by Pieces Of Hope reviews
It only takes an hour, just a short sixty minutes, to find that the person you've feared or the person you've teased, is actually someone a lot like yourself. Edd and Marie have a lot in common, and it only takes an hour to find out what.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Edd, Marie - Complete
My Lost Hope by everyday-deeds reviews
"Love, can you understand? Can you forgive me for this cowardice, for this weakness?" -Kratos's reflections at the site of Anna's gravestone. Spoilers; one-shot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kratos A. - Complete
Shrimps & Kitties by tsukiflower reviews
Random funny short stories featuring the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist! New chapter added!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 15,779 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Edward E.
Words on an Absent Father by everyday-deeds reviews
A few days after Asgard, Lloyd is still plagued by questions about his family-specifically questions about his father. One-shot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Kakashi's Bedtime Stories by Zin and Sen reviews
The teens of Konoha gather for a slumber party, only to find some trouble with the slumber part. That's where Kakashi comes in, with a myraid of fairy tales, with delightful twists! [Kakashi, teams 7, 8, 10, Gai, sand, sound, and more!] [T for swears]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,110 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Kakashi H.
It's Life by it's simply me reviews
I've treated him horribly, now he hates me. But I don't, it's quite the contrary...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Edd, Marie
The Afterlife by bolshakobia reviews
Snape has just died, and he wakes up in heaven with Lily by his side. This is a new start and his old enemies want to forgive and forget. Will Snape forgive that easily or will the past repeat itself? Pretty much AU and some OOC, it's not very realistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spring by 7-KHPrincessKairi-7 reviews
I'm not gonna do anything. I can't do anything right. Alls I ever do is fight with that damn Yuki. I don't know why I get my hopes up. Akito's just gonna put me away." He hears footsteps come up on him and ignores them.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Dad by Mylinda Antoinette reviews
At a very important event in Lloyd's life, the only person missing is someone who simply can't be there... Colloyd, implied Kranna.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
The Search is Over by Mylinda Antoinette reviews
The worlds have been saved, and Sheena is back in Mizuho. One night, a person she thought was dead returns. How will Sheena react to this surprise?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sheena F., Zelos W. - Complete
Unfamiliar Territory by Shooby reviews
A crossover with Fullmetal Alchemist. Lina and the gang find themselves in unfamiliar territory when discovered by Winry. Are they there for a reason, or was it really just a backfired spell?
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Lina I., Gourry G.
Cat Nip by Kish's Kittie reviews
Ichigo intakes a strange substance that makes her: be nice to Mint, act crazy, sing, see funny, flirt, and maybe even seduce a certain green haired alien and blond boss... Mostly KxI, slight RxI.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,553 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Cosmic Dare by Vanus Empty reviews
[10 Drabbles] He's the eraser, she's the thief. How'd he steal her heart? [JenosRinslet]
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007
In the Naruto World by HanaNoHaru reviews
The second part of the adventures of Linda and Janelle! Please RR and NO FLAMES! I advise you read In the FMA World first so you understand, but you can read this without reading the other one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Rain by Everlasting Angel reviews
Kyo just hates the rain. When the rain allows him to be with his love, will he still hate it? Or will he wished it rained everyday?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
You Are Not Alone by Mew Ami reviews
Kisshu trys to kill himself, but fails. Ichigo finds him and takes him into her home. While having him at her house, Ichigo will learn a lot about him. KxI. note: story is finish do not add this to your alert list.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,718 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Three Fateful Words by Ookami Hitokage reviews
Before Ichigo could stop herself, the three fateful words had been blurted out. IxK COMPLETE
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
The Jarlaxle Monologues by WroteThatOneDrizztStory reviews
Jarlaxle takes a page out of Drizzt's book and decides to make his own diary entries.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Jarlaxle, Drizzt D. - Complete
I Think I Love You by xxInuloverxx reviews
He seals the truth that he feels about her inside, thinking that it was just a petty crush. But what happens if her smiles, personality, and even her clumsiness is making it hard to forget and making the crush grow to a whole new level. TohruKyo pairing
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Ways to SERIOUSLY MESS WITH GAARA! by Mateya reviews
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! i love doing that. though it hurts sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Gaara
The Things I'll Never Say by Zelosismylollipop reviews
A year after the journey of regeneration, a visit to Meltokio awakens buried feelings and memories of lost love. My favorite pairing: Zelos x Sheena. Rated M for strong sexuality towards the end. Please comment.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Zelos W., Sheena F. - Complete
Sasuke's Very Secret Diary by Peneia Teke reviews
Experience what really goes on in the mind of Uchiha Sasuke. Based on the LOTR diaries by Cassie Claire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Damned to the Pastries by Tangerine342 reviews
What happens when a person with the ability to make anyone go crazy, gets captured by the aliens as a hostage? Well let's just say she's not totally informed on the whole 'hostage' concept yet. Bye bye
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,989 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Wrong Kind of Hero by Curiosity reviews
An unlikely friendship between two children upsets tradition at Hogwarts, Severus falls in love, and Lily has choices to make. Eventual AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,226 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Question of Boredom by Catgirl the Crazy reviews
It is truly amazing what people will do simply because they are bored. Random LGvignette.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Lina I., Gourry G. - Complete
A place with no fighting by StrawberryKris reviews
Placed after episode 45. Nothing to do with my remake of that episode! IxK Oneshot, a bit sappy, but meh! RR!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
In the FMA world by HanaNoHaru reviews
My version of how it would be if me and my friend went to the FMA world! This is not to be taken really seriously. It's just for fun and to make me happy! Thank you! NO FLAMES! please read sequel: In the Naruto World if you liked this one!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
The Memories He Never Gave by HapplessRomantic reviews
THE LAST CHAPTER IS UP! COMPLETE! READ ME! 6 memories a silent hero never gave the son of the woman he loved. Please review. SSLE i was inspired by J.K Rowling, i own nothing. snapelily , sevlily, severuslily, sevxlily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
L sits normally by Altymai reviews
L loses half his reasoning ability when he sits normally? What happens when Ratio forces him to sit normally on a road trip? five hours stuck in a car with The Wammy House kids and a psychotic L. Dear god.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - L, Light Y.
JERRY SPRINGER TORTALL STYLE! by writersfairies reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. There is alot of bashing and randomness. This episode is about Alanna's love life and all the other random characters that we're involved with her scorned lovers. It's hillarious. Read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Time Has Changed You by SNIVELLUSisGOD reviews
Dumb title. Short oneshot. Lily wrote a letter to Severus in her seventh year that she never sent. LilySev. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Ode to Kish by nihongoneko reviews
Ichigo shares her first kiss with Masaya, and it wasn't what she expected it to be. She kissed him and she felt... nothing... - This is a poem. - IchigoxKish
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Family Guy Meets FullMetal Alchemist by GaaraandMe4ever reviews
Stewie and Brian finds Ed and Al in the store and took them home after a robbery. Lois and Peter screams when seeing Al in his Armor. That night, Peter takes Ed to the bar where some guys come up and calls Ed small. Ed beats the crap out of them and Al..
Crossover - Family Guy & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Stewie G., Edward E. - Complete
Bucket o' Parodies by TurtleMAR07 reviews
A collection of parodies based on funny songs and scenes from funny shows! Pure humor, no pairings, totally random and doesn't make sense! WARNING: stupidness may cause seizures and fits of laughter. R&R or my rubber chicken will chainsaw you to death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007
Harcesis by Semaphora reviews
Ichigo knows something's wrong. After a fight with Kish, which almost ends her life, her alien foe seems to be out of character as of late. And when Ryou reveals a new archaeological find, everything deteriorates. REVISION IN PROGRESS.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,975 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Ichigo M., Kish
A Is For ADD by TurtleMAR07 reviews
YES, IT'S BACK! WAHAHA! I'll add a new chapter sometime this week. A crack story for every letter of the alphabet! PLEASE READ. and review. If you don't review, I'll be forced to take this off again. YES, I HAVE ADD. deal with is. LMAO.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007
On the Way to Hitomi's by Iron Maid reviews
“Um, Hayatesama, are you alright?” Kasumi asked wearily.Everyone turned to look at Hayate, who for some reason, had his eyes retracted into white circles and his mouth peculiarly formed into an upsidedown triangle. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004
Babysitter by Chocolatheque reviews
this is older than the oldest of butts so stop asking me to finish it ahhh
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Pudding F., Tart
Aliens are Idiots by iNobody reviews
Tart, Pai and Kish are bored. What happens when Taruto finds something exotic and magical? Tart wishes he could be human for a while, and that magical 'thing' actually granted it. So unaware of what to do, Pai, Kish and Tart mess up BIG things...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Tart, Pie
Crimson Blade Alchemist by Crimson Blade Alchemist reviews
The Crimson Blade Alchemist has teamed up with the Elric brothers in their search for the Philosopher's Stone, and turns out to be more than she appears. Also, apologies for the long time since I last updated!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Obligatory Mind Switch Fanfic by Xellossity reviews
A startling transformation! Who's drinking Zel's tea?
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Lina I., Xelloss M.
Inuyasha meets Family Guy by CoWz-In-GrAsS reviews
Inuyasha and gang decide to poke a magical time rift with a stick and they end up in Family Guy! See Kagome and Meg's fight over Inuyasha, and Sesshomaru is on TV! CHAPTER 11 is up!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,217 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Some things aren't easy by Demented Insane Spirit reviews
Sesshomaru has an unpleasant encounter with Inuyasha and his younger brother causes him to contemplate over his ward, Rin. What’s more, Rin has just found out about mating and has many questions for her master.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Change Sucks by happiness theory reviews
Brad Wong is forced to go sober. Jann lee turned sissy... and yeah. Whatever. It's just stupid.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2006
Bath Time 3: Bubbles for Two by Kerichi reviews
The best laid plans of Mews go awry when Ichigo's birthday bash for Masaya becomes a party for two with Kish.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2006 - [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
My Little Psycho: Battle of the Balloons by CorpseyCamel reviews
It was supposed to be an ordinary day in Ponyville. But when ponies with homicidal urges constantly annoy each other, nothing goes as planned. Rated M for violence, and language!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Love by Mew Ami reviews
A poem about Kish's love.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Lavender Flower by sinful innocence reviews
COMPLETE. Sesshomaru x Older Rin. Sesshomaru saves Rin from the whirlpool she was pulled into, and she comes back...changed. IC In Character
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,427 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Healing by cruelfeline reviews
After the battle against the dream Chimera Anima, Ichigo cannot stop thinking about Kisshu despite her love for Aoyama. What happens when a wounded Kisshu turns to her for help, putting her true feelings to a real test? KishIchigo with some PaiLettuce.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,312 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Confessions in a Meadow by inukag1188 reviews
Oneshot set after the events in Soul Calibur 3. Xianghua and Kilik both have feelings for eachother but will they confess before its too late? Read to see what happens.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Boredom by Lola Witherbottoms reviews
Ever wonder what Drizzt does when he's not on the road and desperately bored? Well, wonder no more! Oneshot.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Drizzt D., Guenhwyvar - Complete
The Blue Orb by Raablyn reviews
It was bad enough when two teens switched bodies. It got worse when CattiBrie, Drizzt, Wulfgar, and Regis got dragged into the mess.Things went horribly wrong when Danica, Bruenor, Jarlaxle, Entreri, Dinin, and Zaknafein got mixed in too. UPDATED!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005
Bath Time 2: Back in Bubbles by Kerichi reviews
Bored, Kish returns to Ichigo's bathtub, just in time to ruin her romantic evening with Masaya! Ichigo X Kish
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2005 - [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
Drow Discover The Joys of Caffiene by Raablyn reviews
Drow discover the joys of Caffiene. What more can you say?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2005
Lina Inverse and the Holy Grail by Orpheus2 reviews
Actually a search for the Legendary Chalice of Volfied (no one's ever heard of it), but it bears a stunning resemblence to a monty python movie of similar name. And as always, I own neither Slayers nor Monty Python; in other words, don't sue.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 7/28/2003
The Teddy Bear by Raablyn reviews
Rizzen gives Dinin a teddy bear, and now everyone wants it, and no one wants to give it up. Solely for humor. I hopw you like it. Read please.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Drizzt D. - Complete
Delirius Authors on Crack by Muffles reviews
One day the Slayers cast stumble upon a site full of Slayers fanfiction, and they aren't too happy with what they find... Warnings: Alt mocking, the fourth wall exploded.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2005
Anything for money by Mokona the Marshmallow God reviews
... but isn't hosting Blue's Clues a bit too far?! R&R!
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003
Midnight Blue by Kaitrin reviews
Complete. After Next, Gourry needs to return to Sairaag to retrieve something left behind, but Lina doesn't want to go. L/G pairing. C&C cheerfully accepted! Chapter 15 & Epilogue up.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,033 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Complete
The Shadow of Insanity by Sakuya Rose reviews
Don't read unless you enjoy insane and plotless stories. LOL! Well...Maybe a bit of a plot. Noin is plotting to cover Jeanne's city with a Shadow! Can she and Sindbad stop him?
Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2003
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Reflections reviews
A collection of one shots about Kisshu and his thoughts and feelings. Since I didn't put it in the AN's here when the first 3 take place: 1:A few days before episode 51 2:During Episode 51 3: 3 years after the series ends. I do not own TMM and never will
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Kish, Ichigo M.
My Soul reviews
A poem I wrote for my creative writing class. I got the idea from Shugo Chara so I decided I'd post it :p
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Green Eyes reviews
A demon who is rumored to be more powerful than a daiyokai appears. Rin seemingly dies and Sesshomaru suddenly finds himself in charge of a young halfdemon girl from the future. RinxSesh InuxKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,030 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Fullmetal Randomness! reviews
Winry, Ed, Al, Scar, Greed, and Roy are brought together and have some crazy adventures from going to the store, to fighting Bowser, to dogsitting at the blues clues house. Author 1 is Crimson Blade Alchemist, I am Author 2, and Author 3 is Jasuchin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
That's So Like You reviews
Set after the events of ep 22, Ichigo forgot to do her summer homework and guess who turns up to help her? Kishu! One shot that may turn into a fanfic. Tell me if its not fluffy enough. i just started writing fluff :p Read and Review Please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete