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Joined 06-11-06, id: 1065181, Profile Updated: 08-13-18
Author has written 173 stories for Naruto, Invader Zim, Avatar: Last Airbender, Bible, Metroid, Legend of Zelda, Bleach, Hayate the Combat Butler, Lord of the Rings, Fairy Tail, Harry Potter, Evangelion, Gintama, Corpse Party, Legend of Korra, Fire Emblem, Teen Titans, Red vs. Blue, X-overs, Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常, Sket Dance, Kill la Kill/ キルラキル, Halo, Silmarillion, Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!, Dragon Ball Z, Hobbit, Jurassic Park, One Piece, Gravity Falls, Undertale, KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Anime X-overs, Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka, and Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?.

9/6/2013 - FUCK IT

I'M TIRED OF LOOKING AT THIS UGLY ASS PROFILE

EVERYTHING GOES

FOREVER

GONE

(in the profile, that is -- the fics are here to stay)

So.

I am EvilFuzzy9.

I write stuff.

AND YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT /korra

In all seriousness, though, if you are reading this, then hopefully you were led here by one of my GOOD stories. Like [I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again!] or [Unexpected Aftermath]. If not, then I apologize, and suggest that you immediately go and check out one of those aforementioned good fics.

(The Anti Yaoi Corps is dead. Dead and buried and never coming back. So there.)

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I HAVE A BLOG or something I dunno. http : / / evilfuzzy9. tumblr. com/

Mediocre pic of Naruto and Sasuke duking it out in IAGNTPA! http : / / evilfuzzy9. deviantart. com/art/Naruto-vs-Sasuke-534632016

HOLY SHIT. OH EM FUCKING GEE. I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! has a page on TvTropes! GO WIKI MAGIC THAT SHIZ! http:///pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/IAmNOTGoingThroughPubertyAgain

I support a reasonable, mature opposition to vigilante groups such as Eliminator: See here for more info.

A forum for Sokka fans, made by a Sokka fan, with dates for planned Yue x Sokka and Sokka x Harem weeks: Sokka is the best!

Picture of Golden Trio and Dumbledore I drew for my fic, Remember the Name: http:///art/Remember-It-320297431

Hamster in Hamster Pic: http:///#/d4b6r7d or http:///#/d4b6r7d

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Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 842 - Words: 240,216 - Reviews: 3766 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 101,304 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
Psycho of the Dead by OppaiSamurai reviews
When a zombie infestation plagues the earth, sophomore Saeko Busujima isn't hesitant to embrace her inner demon and ditch that thing called "human morality." (Futanari, Harem)
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,002 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Rei M., Saeko B., Saya T., Shizuka M.]
Pieces of My Mind by drakensis reviews
A collection of plot bunnies that don't seem to be forming full stories. Various series.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,586 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/7/2009
An Unexpected Alliance by minniequill reviews
Set during Order of the Phoenix. Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,855 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 3/24/2007 - George W., Albus D., Minerva M., Fred W.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 188,161 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 9,081 - Follows: 10,138 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
A Stricken Lament by Muffliato reviews
Wizarding Britain had long since vanquished Voldemort's darkness and had been born anew. But all it takes is a butchered unicorn in Leicester Square to set the past and present aflame. For what happens when Harry Potter can't save the day? — Ron-centric Auror mystery, Harry-Ron friendship, and canon ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 299,123 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 180,090 - Reviews: 3433 - Favs: 4,215 - Follows: 4,449 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 1,033,856 - Reviews: 9921 - Favs: 14,738 - Follows: 13,958 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,381 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Fools Fall In by thegoffietwerb reviews
The path to True Love is an arduous one. After years of bad luck, the girl of Krillin's dreams has finally walked into his life. But unfortunately - so has the woman of his nightmares. A Romantic Comedy... with Cyborgs.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,349 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Krillin, Android 18
Trials and Forthcomings by Team Dragon Star reviews
The outbreak of a war unlike any before it threatens to overshadow Team 7's reunion after three years of intense training as the threat of the Akatsuki descends upon the ninja world. Meanwhile, Hinata finds that putting her cursed seal behind her is a task much easier said than done. Sequel to Failings and Misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,690 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Jurassic Park: The Legacy of Site B by Anguirus111 reviews
The world knows of Isla Sorna only as a lost world, but few remember the days when it was still InGen's Site B Facility. This is the untold story of its final days and the sequence of decisions that were made thereby ensuring its self-destruction.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 53 - Words: 261,309 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/30/2011
Sokka the Ladies Man by General Maraxus reviews
Sokka is taken prisoner by the Fire Nation after the invasion failed. Alone behind enemy lines he is at the mercy of Azula, but will his charm sway her to reconsider? Azula's not the only girl interested though. Sokka/Suki Sokkla Sokklee. Cover art by daughterofthestars on deviantart. All characters have been modified to be of legal age.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,679 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sokka, Suki, Ty Lee, Azula
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 236,183 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Doom: The Kanto Saga by Sir Chris reviews
This is the story of Doctor Doom's Pokemon adventure, where every Pokemon can be improved with the magic of science and where blood is most certainly not optional. Features Magikarp as the starter, gym battles to the death, and a lot of evil laughter. Doom currently has four badges, is kind of the boss of Team Rocket now, and Sabrina is a love interest of sorts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 202 - Words: 119,920 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/6/2011
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 347,632 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 3,365 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 2/13/2011
Naruto Catches a Goblin by JellyfishBlues reviews
In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter Without Harry Potter by slythernim reviews
Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 120,128 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
A Really Long Year by NotSoAwry reviews
Hermione is at Hogwarts for her NEWT year. Ron is home at The Burrow, and working for George. This follows Ron and Hermione and assorted friends/family from September 1998 to June 1999. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 68,405 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/3/2019 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Ike versus the Fourth Wall by Moczo reviews
The grand finale! Ashnard succeeds in his quest to release the Dark God. It's just a shame he never got around to finishing Radiant Dawn…
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 57,268 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Ike, Soren, Micaiah, Black Knight - Complete
What's the Worst That Can Happen? by mapplepie reviews
Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,883 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
This Is Not What I Had Planned by eukaryote reviews
Everything explaining Albus Dumbledore and his relationships with others: his family, Grindelwald, Newt, Harry, and others. Everything I write is canon-conforming. These chapters change as Fantastic Beasts info comes through. Chapters that are canon-conforming have a CC on title. NC indicates non-canon (one very old story arc). Does not have to be read in order, so jump around!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,072 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/17/2019 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Gellert G., Newt S.
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 5,118 - Follows: 5,837 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9345 - Favs: 11,179 - Follows: 9,980 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,622 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4825 - Favs: 7,321 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Their dirty secrets by agitosgirl reviews
Naruto and Hinata had started dating after the war. Their inner lusts which have been bottled up get released in the most interesting, and mostly perverted ways as their relationship progresses. But shh! Don't tell anyone, little kids should not be made aware of how kinky the leaf's shy maiden and goofy knucklehead can get...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 3,937 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Twigs by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Team Seven - Complete
Moments from The Hero's Journey by psytronix reviews
A bunch of wacky one shots pieced together as I think of them, all set around Link and his trials as the Hero of Time. Contains gratuitous amounts of sex and sadbois. WAS CALLED SOMETHING ELSE, SORRY. ART BY shortsh4dow!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,580 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Ruto
For the Love of a Memory by Vindicated Skies reviews
Church refused to perish on the very likely chance that Wash was right. Dr. Halsey wasn't about to let humanity's most advanced AI rot in a lab, and Lord Hood certainly wasn't willing to watch mankind's saviour go into battle without someone watching his back. The Chief just wished they had picked someone else. M for language. Cover art by Pilgrimwanders.
Crossover - Halo & Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,625 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/21/2018 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, C. Halsey, L. Church/Alpha, Wash
DBZ Xtreme Beach Battle by Ultimate Lucy Fan reviews
Update 6/22: Sometimes it's a good thing to not pay attention. While Gohan lays out his plans for the night ahead for Videl, the girl can't help staring at the show going on behind him. Erasa is a lot of things, cute, ditsy, and certainly oblivious to anything to do with her figure. A strange wind tugging at her gym shirt, will Videl be able to concentrate on Gohan or Erasa?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 193,360 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Gohan, Erasa, Videl] Bulma
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3435 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 8,225 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 4,232 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Peevsey Could Have Told Them by Secre reviews
How much does Peeve's really see? How much does he really know. But nobody ever asks Peevsey anything. First chapter set in Tom Riddle's era. Second chapter set with the Mauraders and the First Wizarding War and possible third chapter with Potter and co.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/1/2018 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Peeves
Toe-tally screwed by A White Guy reviews
Did I have a foot fetish? Hell yes. Did I want Kagura of all people finding out? Hell no. But somehow she did, and now she's using it against me. Strong foot-fetish (and occasional sleep fetish), don't like that stuff, don't read.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Shinpachi S., Kagura, Sarutobi A./Sacchan - Complete
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 9,315 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Naruto One Shots: What Has The World Come To? by psytronix reviews
A collection of Naruto/X (No gosh darn yaoi) oneshots featuring everything but the most niche-est of niches! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,228 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Naruto U.
Strong Blood by CooLibrarian reviews
Harry and Dudley learn about their muggle grandparents, and the struggles they faced while facing challenges of their own. Rated M for serious issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 256,181 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Downsides of Daily Life with a Monster Girl by shanejayell reviews
The downsides of Daily Life with a Monster Girl. Drabble, may go lemon eventually.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Ms. Smith - Complete
Identity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 145,202 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Zanpakuto? by magicsmith reviews
Zaraki manages to summon his zanpakuto. Is it all too late? Secrets are revealed, but are these the answers he was seeking? Enemies, friends, who can be trusted? Who will survive the confrontation? Chapter 69 now available. Rated for language. Character death. When will this finish?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 315,290 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 10/27/2006 - K. Zaraki
The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity by Loopy777 reviews
A collection of short stories, united only by a LOOPY creative drive that makes for a unique, insightful, and often humorous experience. Now featuring shorts originally posted to tumblr: Toph waiting impatiently.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 116 - Words: 126,726 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Mai, Zuko] Toph
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,448 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 6,188 - Follows: 6,556 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 3,528 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 5,445 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,273 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl Oneshots: Love & Lust by psytronix reviews
A bunch of oneshots featuring Kurusu and the female cast of Monster Musume/Daily Life. As the title implies - lemons and fluff. Consider all the oneshots to be set in the same timeline.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,902 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Centorea, Kimihito, Miia, Papi
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3540 - Favs: 6,854 - Follows: 7,018 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Plus One by Team Dragon Star reviews
Tired of being pursued by the gold-digging, glory-seeking, Satan obsessed freaks of the world, Videl will resort to the only method open to a celebrity like her to find Mr. Right.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,015 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Gohan, Videl
Sunshine Days by Kebchii reviews
Random Day 18: Electricity's out! However, Boruto's not only afraid of the dark?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,047 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Boruto U., Himawari U.
A Clean Slate by ira-gula-superbia reviews
A one-eyed psycho chick, a partially reformed alien despot, a kid who basically sold his soul to the devil, and now a girl who has more identities than fingers . . . people always told Gar that he was overly optimistic, but he was feeling really good about this new team.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 354,984 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Beast Boy, Blackfire
Hogwarts: The Untold Stories by Red Furry Demon reviews
Why does Tom hate his ancestors? What Cedric and Snape do in their spare time? How Dudley can be scared away from food? Why is Dumbledore more powerful than Voldemort? A collection of (crack)drabbles featuring various characters from the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D.
Politics of the Heart by Kirawr reviews
The members of the Republic City council are being allocated body guards to keep them safe during an important political movement, but when Sokka is assigned a particular woman that he hasn't spoken to for years, what shenanigans will ensue? And what happened all those years ago?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,983 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sokka, Toph
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,014 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 3,382 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Once More, With Feeling! by Azulito reviews
And just when you thought you had it all figured out, fate has a special way of letting you know just who's in charge. It's never you.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Aqua, Megumin, Darkness, Kazuma S.
A Chance Greeting by psytronix reviews
An elf and a dwarf meet after some years, and things turn out like they always do in the Undying Lands. Gimli/Galadriel, PWP, Oneshot. Commission 1 of 3 for December 2016.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2017 - Gimli, Galadriel - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 8,297 - Follows: 11,019 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Stay Standing by Windschild8178 reviews
A magical infection has Ron critically ill, but after the devastation of the war he decides his family and friends don't need to know. How long can he hide it though? And how will the consequences of his actions change the course of the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 246,294 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Box Full of Nothing by Lord Mendasuit reviews
One shots, drabbles, ficlets and mini series that range from fluffy waff to dark, bad ends. Might range from as few as a hundred words to as many as several thousand. Nothing other than 'self contained' is a rule here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,539 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Complete
He Will Surpass by psytronix reviews
For the sake of literary pornography, this is discontinued. Sorry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,796 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Minato N., Kushina U.]
Unexpected Lessons by Razamataz22 reviews
'There's always someone better than you,' is a quote that every fighter should live by. Videl just didn't expect to find someone better than her in her own class.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,174 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Gohan, Videl
To A Fault by Gandalf3213 reviews
And Harry thought, when Ron finally passed out on his shoulder, that Ron might do this again. He might stand up to one of Harry's enemies, loyal to the end, and he might be hurt worse than bruises and cuts. He might be tortured. He might be killed. Chapter 9: Ron deals with the effects of two Unforgivable Curses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,409 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W.
Remembrance (or, A Muggle at Hogwarts) by Northumbrian reviews
Every year on 2nd May, Lesley Anderson's boyfriend goes off to a ceremony in Scotland. This year, she is joining him. Note: This story has been rewritten, slightly expanded, and broken into three chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Dennis C., OC] [Angelina J., George W.] - Complete
Crack collection by Lord Farsight reviews
When Hinata use the castration palm to defend Naruto and Ramen saves the world, you know you entered the world of randomness. Come! Rame won't be built in one day! And now with lemon !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 64,182 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Accidental Evil by Rachelme177 reviews
Ever thought 'Really? You can perform the most evil magic known to wizardkind accidentally' Then this series of one-shots is for you. HP w/ most key players at some point. CHAPTER 14: Finally, another chapter. And it's funny. Yea!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,579 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P.
Curing Kurama by Raptorcloak reviews
When a dying Tobi infects Naruto, Kurama goes feral and vicious inside our blonde hero. Now, only a gathering of lovely ladies hold the cure to getting both Naruto and Kurama back to normal. Harem of 50: featuring Samui, Shizuka, Hinata, Ino, Hokuto, Hotaru, and much more. Now available on Archive of our Own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,377 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 698,986 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2006
4,572 days later by therewithasmile reviews
She wasn't quite dripping, but was clearly wet: her clothes clung to her, hugging her curves and her frame; her eyes weren't indignant, but bright, excited, a mild child-like wonder edging the rims of her irises. / Post-canon shikatema drabble collection. Newest & last; final drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Shikadai N. - Complete
Substitute School, First Semester by Zero-Sennin reviews
With the Gotei 13 at his back, Ichigo Kurosaki will learn what it means to be a Reaper. Even if it means twice the homework, twice the studying, twice the PE classes, and twice the obnoxious teachers. Part 1 of 2 or 3. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,966 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 4,672 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
I've had Enough by SpritelyGryffindor reviews
Ron runs away from the burrow at the age of nine, meets Harry, and helps him escape Privet Drive. Simple? Not when they've got half the ministry looking for them, not to mention the fact that Sirius has escaped Azkaban to look for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,404 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
A New Morning, Safe and Loved by Major Mike Powell III reviews
A simple one-shot, full of cheese, fluff and a side o' fluff, HikagexKatsuragi, where they share a morning together, one of many. Read on, and enjoy.
Senran Kagura/閃乱カグラ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Katsuragi, Hikage] - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto Kagura: Hanzo by Roanes Steel reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, from the Uzumaki family of ninja, transfers into the famous Hanzo Academy after being turned down by every other school due to strange attack on any school housing an Uzumaki ninja. Why are the Uzumaki being hunted? Who or What is hunting them? Why are their barely any male Shinobi? That last one will never be answered.
Crossover - Naruto & Senran Kagura/閃乱カグラ - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,009 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015
Until the Parting of Ways by UnnamedElement reviews
"The equinox is about balance, Legolas," said Aragorn. "To endure and then bloom. To bring forth a new spring, we all must grieve." / Frodo has sailed from Middle-earth. For Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn, there are unspoken griefs and temporary solutions. Is it enough to just endure? One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
MIT: Entente Cordiale by Northumbrian reviews
A strange and seemingly inexplicable death in London's West End brings an unlikely collection of individuals together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,926 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Harry P., Gabrielle D., OC, Dennis C. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5982 - Favs: 7,388 - Follows: 8,976 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Friends and Foes by Northumbrian reviews
Harry and his friends finally know who killed Ginny and Luna's classmate, Colin Creevey. It is 2001, and the search has been ongoing for a year. Will those final few foes who escaped justice at the end of The Battle ever be brought to justice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,320 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
The 700th by glockcourage reviews
Title says all...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Temari, Shikamaru N.] Shikadai N. - Complete
The Best Chunin Exams Ever by psytronix reviews
The Chunin Exams are held in Konoha this year - what could go wrong? Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,772 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Complete
Ronald Weasley and the Very Friendly Horcrux by The QAS reviews
After a fight with his friends, an indignant Ron Weasley abandons his search for horcruxes and storms off into the forest whereupon he comes into contact with a very strange muggle boy in a suit of armor . . . "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,481 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Alphonse E.
Walking Towards the Sunset by Vintage Taylor reviews
Bardock's curse sends him to a mysterious place where weaklings are abundant and an odd trio claim to be his family. Eventually giving in, he stays with them to discover that Earth is more unlucky than Planet Vegeta. Impatiently waiting for his son's arrival, Bardock has to survive a new life with his estranged family and a certain girl set on finding the truth. (Saiyaman-Buu Saga)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,864 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Gohan, Videl] Chi-Chi, Bardock - Complete
Four-Legged Malestrom by Lucillia reviews
Uzumaki Naruto. Loud, determined to never quit, dreams of becoming Hokage someday and Sasuke's bestest friend in the whole wide world. Oh, and did I mention that he's also furry, nine-tailed, and the unwitting jailor of his father the Kyuubi no Yoko?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Thou Shalt Not Suffer by TheWizardsHarry reviews
I was eleven years old when I first heard about Hogwarts, but my faith told me everything about that school was evil. This is the story of how I reconciled my religion with the truth about what I am.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,131 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
I'll Walk You Home by Justthisguyyouknow reviews
The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 464,037 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sokka, Toph
Just Like Old Times by HalfASlug reviews
It's the night before Halloween and Harry, Ron and Hermione are sneaking around. For a change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Break Through the Limit by Captain Space reviews
Raditz finds himself outmatched when he comes to earth, due to a change in Goku's final battle against Piccolo five years earlier. Can Raditz find it within himself to become a hero alongside his brother, and rise to face Frieza, the androids, and more? Thanks to Nassif9000 for providing the cover image! Now with a TV Tropes page. (Yes, I regret 'Bills'. Super wasn't out yet okay)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 158 - Words: 853,202 - Reviews: 5520 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Goku, Raditz - Complete
The Great Weasley Bake Off by HalfASlug reviews
Ron needs help and only his Mum is up to the task.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G., Molly W. - Complete
Tension by HalfASlug reviews
With the trio locked up in Grimmauld Place for a month, tensions were bound to run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Konoha no San Yuri by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,201 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bad End by Polodo reviews
Along his journey with Nagi, Hayate has faced death numerous times and lucked out of many events. Here's where he didn't. BAD END 1 - Santa doesn't deliver coal to bad kids. Rated T for language.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2015
It's never enough by ZeroKaze reviews
What if Kaguya killed Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi? What if Hinata was with Team 7 when Mugen Tsukuyomi was activated? What if... Kaguya was horny...? Rated M for FIRST CRUDE LEMON. Now twoshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Kaguya Ō., Hinata H., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Problem with Puppies by joudama reviews
In which Nibelheim never happens, because Zack is a puppy, and the problem with puppies is that puppies try to eat EVERYTHING.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Dragonball:Vertigo by FoolsGil reviews
Chapter 2-A storm is coming. Updates as often as possible.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Goku, Krillin, Tien, Piccolo
get lucky by DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows reviews
No greetings. No warnings. Nothing but Ron seeing Harry across the room, bloody and dirty and alive, and feeling like crying. :: It's funny how one of the first and most important friendships in the series is terribly undermined. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Of Lives Gone By by Lucillia reviews
Everything's over but the babies, and a couple of the dead who've been returned to the afterlife have decided to alleviate their boredom by seeing who was who before they were them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Itachi U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fruits of Ennui by Ihateseatbelts reviews
The Dark Lord is dead, and his followers have been left to rot behind bars. Lo and behold, Harry Potter is beginning to miss the thrill of having Death breathe down his neck. His boredom is hardly surprising: his solution, however, is nothing short of show-stopping. Post-DH, departure from Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Kreacher
The Milieu by funkmasterjo reviews
POST SHIPPUDEN. Set after ch 1 of Naruto Gaiden: The seventh Hokage, though prior knowledge isn't really neccessary. Just some talks. Just life. A milieu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sarada U.
A Series of Avatar One Shots by TheRoseyOne reviews
A group of Companion pieces to The Last and some other things. A little something about everyone. Includes Summer Kataang Week , Tokka Week ,Zuki Week, and Tokka Month 2014.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,937 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Aang, Sokka, Katara, Toph - Complete
Turbulence by Super Vegetarott reviews
Due to a change in Bardock's final stand, Kakarot's spaceship forsakes its original destination and indirectly leaves the Earth without its intended savior. Fate and chance had aligned during his exodus, however, leaving him to the Namekians to be raised as one of their own. Both Namek and Earth must now walk down diverging roads - one with and one without a destined hero.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 210,316 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, Raditz
Fit by PersonifiedKat reviews
There were many things you could call beast boy, but stupid was not one of them (summary of chap. 1). A series of one shots that describe how Cyborg learns to understand the workings of his younger friend/teammate and vice versa. Unrelated one shots featuring BB and Cyborg's friendship... because there aren't enough out there.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,818 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Beast Boy, Cyborg
One Day in Orochimaru's Lair by Chino Kusannagi reviews
Collection of one-shots featuring Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sasuke. Mostly humor with Orochimaru being ridiculous, Kabuto being sneaky, and Sasuke being embarrassed while trying to survive living with the other two. (The minions aren't much help) *non-chronological & requests welcome* T for language & some yaoi situations. -ch 1 is a timeline/summary overview-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y., Orochimaru
Harry Potter, Lord of the Swamp by Dayja reviews
You know those stories where Harry discovers he's super rich, super powerful, and all the good guys are evil and the bad guys are good and he's related Merlin? This story is nothing like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Not-So Real Thing by PureWaterLily reviews
"Okaa-san, did you and otou-san ever kiss?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
Intervention by Not-So-GentleFist reviews
Boruto has noticed his mom's been acting strange lately, and it has been affecting her health. Determined to help his mother, the toddler takes it into his own hands to make her break her bad habits, but discovers a shocking surprise instead.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Complete
So an Uzumaki Delves Into a Scroll by Drindrak reviews
Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC, but it has its serious moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 34,337 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Leathery Wings by Raptor Dash reviews
In the Gentle Giants Petting Zoo, Ian and Sarah find themselves in the midst of a terrifying attack and must fight for survival. Sequel to "Gentle Giants Petting Zoo". One-shot.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2015 - I. Malcolm, Sarah H., Claire, Owen - Complete
You put ONE raptor on a jet ski Why Jurassic World Fired Me by Ex-Imagisaur reviews
A slightly bitter Jurassic World ex-Imagisaur recounts the story of the aquatic spectacular that got him banished from Isla Nublar.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Velociraptor, Claire, Owen - Complete
333 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Konoha by DarkNutDestroyer reviews
A totally wacky story of random encounters, accidents and pranks in Konoha and all over the Element Countries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014
Bad Parenting by readbymoonlight reviews
Two years after the war has ended and peace has been restored, Karin, Suigetsu, and Jugo are faced with their biggest adversary ever: raising a child.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Karin U., Suigetsu H.] Juugo
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Infernus by Virtually Forgotten reviews
She is on fire; raging tendrils of love, hate, and anger eating away at her from the inside out. She is corroding. She is disappearing. Indeed, she is her father's daughter. [Spoilers for Naruto Gaiden 700 4] [Sarada-centric] [one-shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Sasuke U., Sarada U. - Complete
Laundry Shots by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What is this story: Humor? Drama? Romance? Crack? In a word, yes. In four words, all of the above. Enjoy! Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,793 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Isane K.
Race of Destruction by YFIQ reviews
Never play a video game with Bills as King Kai would learn the hard way. Adapted from Akira Toriyama's interview in which he explained how King Kai's planet came to be.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 3/6/2013 - King Kai, Beerus - Complete
Search and Destroy by TellatrixForever reviews
"Our mission is simple, gentleman. Search and destroy." Vic and Owen decide to do something about a certain hybrid. AU and Non movie compliant.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Owen - Complete
Bestseller by River Laren reviews
Because of money problems, the Akatsuki are entering a writing contest designed to find the next bestseller. The characters must be based in reality, and the choices of Itachi and Konan as the protagonists of the romance will have far reaching consequences no one foresaw. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Itachi U., Konan, Akatsuki
An Old Sensei's Legacy by suigetsusass reviews
Sarada wanted to learn anything about her father, and clear her doubts about his relationship with her mother. Kakashi was only too eager to help his goddaughter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/10/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H., Sarada U. - Complete
Saiyan Duty by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Let's explore what would happen if Naruto actually was a Saiyan. Suffice to say, it isn't pretty.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Complete
Between The Lines by StarToucher reviews
"We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on." The reason that Petunia took her nephew in. Snape's reaction to Lily's death. Peter Pettigrew's slippery slope to becoming a traitor. And more. The stories of those characters who, often hated, rarely understood, have a streak of good inside them too. [Series of Oneshots. Complete for now].
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,567 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D., Petunia D. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 4,503 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Watermelon Stories by Devil's Love Song reviews
Juicy romantic comedy moments between Suigetsu and Karin. (SuiKa)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Karin U., Suigetsu H.
My Prodigal Uncle by Vintage Taylor reviews
Why is this girl making it so hard for Gohan to understand her? With the only other Saiyan to have married an earthling still gone, Gohan knows of only one other man to speak to. And he isn't exactly the nicest person alive... A Gohan torture fic. (complete)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,779 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Gohan, Vegeta, Videl - Complete
Mama Ex Machina by Nate Grey reviews
NERV arranges a sit-down between the EVA pilots and elementary kids. It's all good until someone drops an N2 mine: "How do your parents feel about you being EVA pilots?" No one knew it was a trick question.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Shinji I. - Complete
Sins of a Father by Team Dragon Star reviews
With Majin Buu finally defeated and the world at peace once more, Videl Satan resolves to ask her father the burning question that has plagued her ever since she found out the truth... "Why?"
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Videl, Hercule - Complete
The Dip Lady by Vintage Taylor reviews
AU. Handsome or not, he wasn't getting away with this. She pointed an angry finger to the sign behind her. "Sorry, bud. One per customer." Goku and Chi-Chi-ness. One-shot. (Complete)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Take a Hint by Not-So-GentleFist reviews
It's been two long years for Hinata since Naruto left the leaf village, but now he's back and Hinata's hormones are taking over. She's not going to stand back and watch him any longer, but just how far will she go to get the knucklehead to notice her? -OOC bolder Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,900 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Oath of a Father by Vintage Taylor reviews
Unbelievable. One of the most important moments the boy will ever have in his life, and his father slept through it all! He wasn't even impressed by the armor and swords! Father/son two shot. (complete)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Bulma, Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
How Deep Pan Is Your Love by HalfASlug reviews
Hermione enlists the help the Hogwarts house elves to surprise Ron on his birthday. Slight mishaps and minor diplomatic incidents occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dudley's Dilemma by Swimmer14 reviews
What happens when Dudley's daughter turns out to be a witch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Dudley D.
Middle Earth: Its Mental Condition by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
The characters in LOTR might be more mentally handicapped than we think. Diagnoses of all our favourite LOTR characters' mental problems. Bonus! Contains cures. (Some parts only make sense if you've seen the extended editions of the films) (And yes, that picture is a little disturbing)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 5/14/2014
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Blaise Inglorious by Northumbrian reviews
Ginny is stuck at Hogwarts while Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on the run. Blaise knows that no girl can resist him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Draco M., Ginny W., Seamus F., Blaise Z. - Complete
A New World by fantasy1290 reviews
What's it like finding out most of your life has all been just a dream and now you've finally died? Ask Ash who has to deal with that...and be reborn in a totally new world where Pokemon now look almost human but the same Pokemon powers. Loosely based on moemon or anthros. Ash/eventual harem.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 213,136 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Jessie/Musashi, Pikachu - Complete
Just Another Valentine by Northumbrian reviews
It's St Valentine's day. What surprises lie in store for Head Auror Potter and his family ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
The Woes of Mr Malfoy by Rienna Hawkes reviews
A tale in which Mr. Malfoy plays a reluctant conciliator to Mr. Weasley and Miss Granger. Or: that time Ron and Hermione had a fight so bad they broke up, but Draco accidentally got them back together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Draco M.
Haitama by Satirrian reviews
Meet Harry Potter, an unmotivated sugar-obsessed loaf with dead-fish eyes who might or might not actually have an effect on the plot. Along with Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley, they form Odd Jobs, a business employed by Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Services paid in galleons, parfaits, pickled seaweed, or Shonen Jump.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,181 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
The Akatsuki Rule Book by Midnathething reviews
Here it is, The Akatsuki Rule Book! Inside this book you will get a glance into the daily lives of the Akatsuki and the list of rules that tell them how to live their lives inside of their base, if you come quickly you may even be able to hear the stories behind the strange assortment of rules! Assorted Crack Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Akatsuki
Destroyed Beyond Repair by Arglefumph reviews
To get rid of a Horcrux, it must be destroyed beyond repair. Harry and his friends ponder the implications of this fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Dad: the Gimli Letters by JustInunotaisho reviews
Okay, it may not be just Gimli. And it may not be very long. The Fellowship is broken, Boromir is gone, and an irritated dwarf finds comfort in writing letters of complaint to the one who sent him on this dumb quest in the first place. Nonslash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Gimli
Looking for Lily by Northumbrian reviews
It is 1980, and a lot of people are looking for Lily Potter. Who will find her first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Severus S., Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Rabastan L. - Complete
Least Loved by Windschild8178 reviews
Least loved does not mean unloved, but it is a far cry from loved. A one-shot exploring Ron and Molly's relationship. Takes place in the Stay Standing universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Ron W., Molly W. - Complete
Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 8/17/2010
Knock, Knock by I'mNotGoodAtThis reviews
When Korra and Asami are alone, things tend to get a little...Stupid. Korrasami Friendship.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Korra, Asami S.
If You Put Two Redheads Together You Have a Volcano by Ellen1804 reviews
There is one particular flower shop in Kabuki-chou. That shop today just sold a bunch of white flowers to one particular yato. That yato plans to drop by his sister's workplace one particular day, and the Shinsengumi is not far behind. (Just a bunch of one-shots tied up together, really!) KamuiXKagura, OkitaXKagura, MayoXHijikata, KatsuraXIkumatsu, and many more!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 100,467 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [Kagura, Kamui] Okita S., Yorozuya Gin-chan - Complete
Ichigo Lemon Collection by Austin4 reviews
Watch as Ichigo makes love to the various ladies of Bleach. PWP, harem. First chapter, Ichigo/Rangiku/Isane/Nemu.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Ichigo K., R. Matsumoto, Isane K., Nemu K.
Black Death by Northumbrian reviews
Three renegade Blacks, Alphard, Andromeda, and Sirius, must find ways to mourn the loss of two family members.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Complete
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
my kingdom crumbled to dust by queen-sheep reviews
[AU] The war was still going on, he knew. And what were they doing instead of fighting Voldemort? Collecting Horcruxes? Sitting and playing around in the Muggle world, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Shorts by Not-So-GentleFist reviews
A collection of short Naruto humor fics, sure to get a few laughs and giggles. From a wingman Sai, to Hinata with a startling secret for her boyfriend. Pretty much crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014
Dudley's Tale by Devon Shea reviews
The life of Dudley Dursley and his family as he gets pulled back into the wizarding world years after he thought he was done with it. Mostly epilogue compliant. There will be references to alcoholism and implied romance, hence the T rating. The disclaimer: I own nothing but the characters I have created for this story. Everything else belongs to JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 95,030 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
The Akatsuki's Adventure Through Bad Fanfiction by Midnathething reviews
When Kakuzu makes a mistake and offends a strange redhead, later revealed to be an Uzumaki, the Akatsuki is left with a strange threat. "Mark my words, Akatsuki, you will all pay for this mistake." Now Akatsuki is lost in another world and trying to figure out what this thing people keep calling High School is. Parody fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,858 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Obito U.
Restoration of the Uchiha Clan by north321 reviews
Sarada Uchiha wishes she was closer to her father. Sasuke has told her nothing of the Curse of the Uchiha or the dangerous powers that she has the potential to unlock. However when she is nearly killed, Sarada begins to question the history of her family and what exactly her father has been hiding from her. (Sasuke and Sarada father/daughter relationship, eventual SaradaxBolt)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Boruto U., Sarada U.
I Was This Close by volliglosgelost reviews
Even when celebrating a book publishing deal, Rita can't keep her hands (or should I say feelers) off a scoop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Rita S. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Monster Lord by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter understands you fight fire with fire. So does Hermione. Voldemort has done all sorts of rituals to increase his power (or so the word goes), so why not try one to increase Harry's? Unfortunately for Harry, they picked one that will leave him feeling a little... blue. (Now in its proper category!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monster Girl Quest - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,916 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 714 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Adjustments from the Muggle world by FloatingCloudBadger reviews
Sometimes things at Hogwarts give Lily a bit of a shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Far From Home by Little Kunai reviews
Akatsuki has been destroyed and the few members left are being hunted down. On sheer accident a badly injured Konan finds herself thrust into the world of witches and wizards and must learn to adapt to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,020 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Konan
The Skeeter Who Stole History by Lyrrl reviews
History may be written by the victors, but it is preserved by the descendants. Rita Skeeter comes from a long line of the literarily inclined, much to the distress of those who created history in the first place. (Rated for off-camera character death and violence)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Hermione G., Salazar S., Godric G., Rita S. - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 3,610 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Action is a crime against bureaucracy by meldahlie reviews
1997: The Ministry has fallen, Thicknesse is Minister, and Dolores Umbridge wants a spare pad of parchment. Resistance can take many forms. Some of them are even helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Dolores U. - Complete
Sunday by HalfASlug reviews
After years of battles with Dark magic and each other, Ron and Hermione have earned the right to spend a couple of days in bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,251 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Quidditch Robes by TheNextFolchart reviews
"Greater good?" Katie repeats. "I am your wife, Oliver Wood. I am the greatest good you are ever going to get." / Incredibles AU for my other Secret Santa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Katie B., Oliver W.] - Complete
a troperiffic badly named Mary Sue parody by readerboy7 reviews
A parody of Mary Sues and bad-fics in general. I suck at summaries please R&R. See? The parody has already begun
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014 - OC, Naruto U. - Complete
Discovering the Internet by tsillaa reviews
Hermione shows the Internet to Harry and Ron, and they find something rather peculiar
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadey by That One Eccedentesiast reviews
Instead of taking in a rat, the Weasleys take in a dog...AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Ron W., Sirius B., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
The Other Side To Gohan by Team Dragon Star reviews
Gohan's life tumbles upside down when a wish is made. Can he adjust to high school when he has to deal with his 'feminine' side?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,205 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Gohan, Videl
The Misadventures of the Akatsuki:Redux by Kyuubi16 reviews
Akatsuki: A group of perverted, psychotic, weed smoking, and drinking individuals. Between telling your Mama Jokes, killing people, being arrested, and dying every other week they always manege to end up on an insane misadventure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,349 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 7/6/2009 - [Naruto U., Konan] - Complete
My Guest Tonight by pmraptor98 reviews
Dr. Alan Grant goes onto the Daily Show with Jon Stewart to discuss his latest book.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2014 - A. Grant - Complete
lovebug by wildbones reviews
Become an international criminal? Check. Stop a world war? Check. Parenting? Nothing could have prepared Sasuke. Drabble Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
What She Knew by wordswithwind reviews
Hermione knew something the others didn't, and she never shared her secret with anyone...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley by Fanfic Allergy reviews
What do adolescent girls write about in their diaries? Now, imagine you're Tom Riddle and the only obstacle between you and world domination is an awkward eleven year old girl with a fangirl crush, a Harry Potter Doll, several older brothers, and absolutely no idea about human reproduction. You might just feel sorry for Tom Riddle if he weren't such a manipulative bastard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 16,100 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
High Stakes by HalfASlug reviews
After a rocky start, Harry, Ron and Hermione quickly became the best of friends. Life long friends, in fact. Some lives, however, are a lot longer than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Keep the Fox in the Bag by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are an anomaly in this world, and they have no reason to help it. Nonetheless, they do... whether the world knows of their help or not. And the help can't afford to let the cat out of the bag, or as the case may be... the fox.
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,499 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U., Mikasa A.
On the Record by Lucillia reviews
James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 236 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Harry P., James P., Albus D. - Complete
Goldibrat and The Three Bears by chaann reviews
SemiAU - Based on the fairytale Goldilocks, but more fun as it's told by our beloved grump, Sasori. No-pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Deidara, Akatsuki, Sasori - Complete
Blank Slate by Tom Dodger reviews
Harry has managed to defeat Voldemort, but he hasn't survived unscathed. To the dismay of everyone but Harry, not only has he lost his memories, a few screws have been knocked loose, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,701 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
House of Tarot Cards by VinzClortho reviews
The gang decides to run for student council in order to fight student government corruption. Yuu is determined to win the position of Student Council President, but how far will he go win? Politics proves to be a dirty game! Mystery! Intrigue! Romance! Inspired by Netflix' original series 'House of Cards.'
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,736 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Souji S./Yuu N., Chie S., Yukiko A., Rise K.
Ron Weasley Cannon's Supporter by full-of-wrackspurts reviews
Ron's always liked lost causes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Ron W.
Korra Doesn't Like Fanfiction by I'mNotGoodAtThis reviews
After receiving an important lesson from Master Katara about the horrors of fanfiction, Korra decides that she won't let the same thing happen to her. Current chapter: Korra meets someone new and falls for him completely. Will Mako reveal his true feelings to Korra? How will Korra react? Read to find out! Don't read the character pairing, that's cheating.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,016 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - [Korra, Mako]
Grasping For Strings by KNO reviews
Loss is always accompanied by adjustment. For Tenten, it's a bonafide disaster. Alternative title: Tenten's Ending Reimagined. Spoilers inside for 700.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., Hinata H., Tenten - Complete
Ama no Kagerou by ProfessionallyCrazedNarutoFan reviews
In the game of deception, all's fair in love and blackmail. [NaruHina LeeTen NejiSakuSasu so far.][Chapter 8] Look what's been dredged up from the depths of my old writing folder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,821 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Sakura H., Lee R., Neji H., Tenten
Family Resemblance by Sunflowers In Moscow reviews
"... she almost looks like..." / When babies are born, the first thing people look for is resemblance. The birth of Uchiha Sarada is no different.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Undead Uncles Are The Best Kind by SkywardShadow reviews
Uchiha Sarada knows she doesn't have the most conventional of families. Or: Itachi gets to be an uncle. (Oneshot, Post-Finale)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Itachi U. - Complete
When Did You Fall In Love? by TheKarin reviews
It's an age-old question children always ask their parents. How did you fall in love? For Karui and Chouji Akimichi, the answer is short and sweet: Food. This is their story. (authors note: I hadn't intended on making this, it just sort of happened. I will continue if there is enough interest.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Chōji A., Karui
They Fought? by Tensai-Teki Kuroneko reviews
The whole village is astonished to hear what happened in the Uzumaki-Hyuuga household. NaruHina with kids. Takes place after the manga ended. Please read and review! Family based.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi: End by Seven-17 reviews
Dedicated to the the wonderful manga that has ended. A chapter closed on the story of the boy whose life has changed ours, in some way, big or small. Thank you, Kishimato, for bringing Sasuke home and returning a best friend to Naruto. ONESHOT - COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Complete
Thank You, Naruto by The Super Saiyan Pope reviews
Naruto has ended today, and in my sadness/happiness I decided to write a tribute to the series as a whole. Not long, but to the point. Spoilers for Naruto chapters 699-700.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Complete
Unbreakable Marriage Contract? Hah by klassekatze reviews
And what, I can write up contracts that can strip the magic of any of my descendants that are inescapable? So how about one that says 'Don't be a bad person? or even 'Don't marry muggles? I can't see certain families passing that one up. And what is a marriage, anyway. If it is so arbitrary, you expect me to believe 'magic itself' or something cares about human marriage?...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Griphook - Complete
Only Uchiha go to Heaven by Kagaseo reviews
SPOILER: The battle is over, and everybody gets his happy ending... or is it? Can Sasuke redeem himself at last? No worry, shoulder angel Tobi is here to show him the way! Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Complete
I Know Why the Free Bird Flies by Zenthisoror reviews
It's the end of a journey. As one ends, another, of course, begins. A young man spreads his wings to taste real freedom at last. (Spoilers Chapter 699/700 - Published to celebrate the end of Naruto manga)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Sasuke U. - Complete
at the end of a long and winding road by chidorinnn reviews
When Hashirama and Madara disappear, Sasuke reflects and finally finds peace. Alternate take on Chapters 691 and 692.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Team Seven
Tradition by EmD23 reviews
Having returned to the village, Sasuke decides it's time for his daughter to learn Uchiha traditions. Some traditions, however, he could do without. *Post-series*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Lee R., Sarada U. - Complete
Digging up the Dirt by The Little House Scribe reviews
Ginny Potter might think that she's on easy street, and that her evil plans are motoring along nicely, but there are heroes among us that are determined to show what she truly is. Featuring spying, love potions and lots and lots of gold-digging.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Rita S., Romilda V. - Complete
Love of Madness by Keith B. Real reviews
Three years after the horror at the south pole, Azula is going mad in an asylum while Sokka's star is rising in the Fire Nation, that is until a calamity brings a frayed Team Avatar back together for an adventure they are ill-prepared for. A sequel to Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 202,024 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Worth It by Gwendolyn McCormick reviews
When Harry fails to get Ron a date for the Yule Ball, Ron does something desperate - he asks Ginny for help. Ron/Luna. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
No Way In Hell! by enigmatic.typewriter reviews
In which a certain Uchiha prodigy finally looses his sanity. It had to happen sooner or later. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4261 - Favs: 4,876 - Follows: 4,150 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Dumbledore's Master Plan by booksdefygravity reviews
In which Dumbledore has everything figured out. A crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Five Chapters to Save the World by PureWaterLily reviews
Five chapters left? Psh, no worries, the story will surely tie up before the series ends. Spoilerish 695.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 620 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Sasuke, the Offender by Nate Grey reviews
A lighthearted look at a few offenses by Sasuke that even Naruto would be unable to forgive and forget. Contains major character death and misfortune, but you probably knew that. Half-serious predictions for manga's end included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Complete
A Brighter Side by alyssialui reviews
Ron finds Romilda crying in the common room after his little episode in the Hospital Wing. Ron/Romilda. AU. Set in HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Ron W., Romilda V.] - Complete
A Day In The Shop by alyssialui reviews
One-shot. A typical day at Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes. Ron/Luna. AU - Fred is alive, Ron works at the shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2014 - [Ron W., Luna L.] George W., Fred W. - Complete
Bashed by Phususaur reviews
Naruto sets out to right wrongs and avenge all of those who hurt him in his early years - or so he thinks. (One-shot parody of bashing)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Naruto U.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 11,561 - Follows: 5,268 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
In Flagrante Delicto by blufiresprite reviews
Five times Harry caught Romione (and one time they caught him). R/H from Harry's POV, and a bit of Harry/Ginny action in there as well. Rating for smut and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
But, Headmaster by JaraelMoonsilver reviews
As everyone knows, Snape really wants the position of DADA teacher. And after years and years of keeping quiet, he's finally going to speak his mind. Let's be honest, it's an unspoken fact that this conversation happens every year. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Tea (of) Pot by onceuponaquill
Arthur Weasley has a new Muggle experiment with some highly unprecedented results. Warning: Substance abuse!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Molly W., Arthur W.
The Scoop by alyssialui reviews
Quidditch star Viktor Krum is interviewed by Rita Skeeter. AU. Post-Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Viktor K., Rita S. - Complete
A Hint of Reality by Bladestar123 reviews
Someone decides to fix Harry's misconceptions regarding magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P.
It's A Girl! by Yamanaka reviews
In which Kurama reveals his gender (three times), and Naruto refuses to believe him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
Gred and Feorge by Laser Lance 720 reviews
On the day Fred and George were born, Arthur couldn't have been more nervous. The boys were identical after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Old Man by Team Dragon Star reviews
When weariness settles into our bones and the years take our memories, all that remains to do is but one thing: Have an iced tea with an old friend.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Gohan, Piccolo, Master Roshi - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Kill That Uchicha! by Yamanaka reviews
Some of the ways Itachi might have reacted to his mission concerning the Uchicha Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Itachi U.
The Song That Never Ends by Lucillia reviews
There's a reason those two are so much like those other two.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Ashura Ō., Indra Ō. - Complete
A Jealous Wish by Lucillia reviews
A year after Oopa's father is wished back to life, 13 year old Goku wishes for his own father to return to him. As they say, be careful what you wish for...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Goku, Bardock
In-Between by GeorgyannWayson reviews
What if Harry wasn't the only person that had a conversation with Dumbledore after Avada Kedavra was cast?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 4,726 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Epithalamium by Northumbrian reviews
Weddings don't just happen, you know! They have to be organised, planned. Every little detail must be checked, it cannot simply be left to chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,444 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 11/26/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
As For My Love Interest by PureWaterLily reviews
Thanks Naruto, for being as ambivalent as possible. Spoilerish 691.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
October Tenth by Yamanaka reviews
In which Kushina realizes all too well that yes, as they get more powerful shinobi definitely get eccentric. Why did she marry him again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Obito U., Kushina U. - Complete
Sai's Library by Zenthisoror reviews
Sai's collection of self-help books has expanded since the War, but who are all these strange midnight visitors so desperate to get at his shelf? Rumours are flying that an ex-Konoha ninja with a penchant for self-improvement disguised precious research as a self-help manual. As editors and enemy ninjas descend on Konoha, will Sai be able to finish reading his new book?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Sai, Sasuke U.
The Wild Night Out by MaliBiser reviews
"You can't work on your bonds shut in a hotel room." On a diplomatic mission in Konoha, Temari ordered Gaara to go out and socialize. It sounded reasonable at the time, before he stumbled upon Lee and before Lee accidentally took a healthy swig of something that wasn't orange juice. Gaara/Lee friendship oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Of Burnt Badgermoles and Broken Dragons by Fruipit reviews
Azula never expected to leave the asylum; she never, ever expected anyone to care enough about her. But that's not the reason–it can't be. No one cares about her, and no one ever will. It makes no difference to her where she rots. [AzulaxToph] Spread the love, people :3
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Azula, Toph]
Tracks by HawthornBlood141 reviews
Ron always wanted a scar. (Pre-During-Post Hogwarts and war. Ron's POV.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Surprises by Yamanaka reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is widely regarded by his enemies as the most annoying brat that ever existed in the whole history of the universe. There's a reason why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Research and Development by Northumbrian reviews
The Mirrorphone, the latest advance in Wizarding communications. Now, of course, everyone seems to own one. The kids seem to be incapable of living without the device. How did it happen? Who was responsible for the design? To find out we must return to the year 2000.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] George W. - Complete
Nighttime Disturbances by Laser Lance 720 reviews
There really wasn't much for Peeves to do. He was a ghost after all, there wasn't much opportunity to expand his list of recreational activities. Especially not with that bloody pink woman cracking down on him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Dolores U., Peeves - Complete
A Big Happy Uzumaki Family by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Inspired by Lucillia's "A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam", premise stolen with permission. Karin calls bull on Naruto's claim to the Uzumaki name. Meanwhile, Naruto is just ecstatic to find out he has family, even if she has... odd ideas about how close family should be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Karin U., Naruto U.]
Who Brings Their Pets To Transfiguration? by ShieldEcho reviews
After the lesson where they learned more about the Chamber of Secrets than actually turning animals into water goblets, wouldn't Ron've had to ask Professor McGonagall to un-Transfigure his rat?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M., Peter P. - Complete
Bathwater by thisloser reviews
Speculating about your sensei's love life is never a good idea. -written for naruto-meme back in late 2013 and never finished until now. The prompt: someone resolves to find out why Kakashi spends so much time with Gai. It's sort of Naruto SD and sort of not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Tenten, Sakura H., Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Complicated by kci47 reviews
The post-war trial and investigation of one Severus Snape, as told by the Daily Prophet. Drabble series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Compromising Position by erm31323 reviews
Written for Round 9 of the QLFC - Arthur has brought home yet another Muggle contraption, much to Molly's annoyance. This one, however, causes a few more problems than either of them expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Arthur W., Molly W.] Muriel W. - Complete
A Man of Many Hats by MuggleRavenclaw reviews
Many people like to point out the similarities between Albus Dumbledore and other wise old mentors in fiction. This simply takes that idea a step further.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Counseling With the Dursleys by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Beastly Possession by Wild Rhov reviews
Something is murdering people in Magnolia. When Lucy is attacked, Natsu goes on a rampage to find the culprit, and everyone in Fairy Tail wants revenge. But could this bloodthirsty attacker be someone they know? Warning: High octane nightmare fuel! Do not read while eating, and beware of red eyes in the dark!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,165 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Twelve Degrees of Separation by Lady Eldaelen reviews
A dozen vignettes covering the blending of two worlds. DBZ x HP AU. One shot, complete.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
Gentle Giants Petting Zoo by Raptor Dash reviews
Jurassic World has been a successful theme park for many years, but when Ian Malcolm and Sarah Harding visit, they discover an unpleasant secret lying under its surface. Set before the fourth film. One-shot. Contains spoilers.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2014 - I. Malcolm, Sarah H., Triceratops - Complete
Second Chances And What Was Done With Them by Priya Ashok reviews
Albus Dumbledore is given a second change when he is sent back in time. This is what he does with it. This time. Please read and review. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Stopping and Starting by JJxWillxProtectxYou reviews
Ron should have anticipated Harry sneaking away and surrendering out of some misguided attempt to keep the rest of them safe. His best friend was dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Harry P., Ron W.
Consciousness Through the Years by SeverEstHolmes reviews
As a child Draco Malfoy used a particular diary to practice homework in... But how does the recipient of this practice feel about the entries being made onto his vessel? Slight au-ish feel. Written for the Quidditch League Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Draco M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Annoying! by Team Dragon Star reviews
When field trips gets canceled, emotions tend to run high.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Gohan, Videl
The Noble Art of Remaining Inconspicuous by Ruairi J.L reviews
Voldemort is innocent. What happens when he escapes and gets help from Dumbledore, the one man who can help him earn a reprieve? Can he find a new path disguised as a Hogwarts student, or will he snap and go insane before the year is out? At least he can take his pranking frustrations out on Professor Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D.
Mahou Shinobi Obito by Chosha Kurenai reviews
Because of an odd letter, Harry is raised not with the Dursleys, but in Konoha. Years later, Uchiha Obito discovers just how strange and mysterious his past truely is when he and his team discover the existance of Magic, as well as a mysterious school...(Under Revision)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,644 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Harry P., Obito U.
Sting by Xaphrin reviews
Beast Boy has a secret pastime that he's not so proud of, and when it becomes too much to handle, relationships become complicated.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,692 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
What They Think by DoubleL27 reviews
Fleur expresses her feelings about her stay at the Burrow to Bill and her fears. (Originally posted on LJ in 2005) HBP missing scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Ron W., Fleur D., Bill W.
A Ride into the Mountains by Luan Mao reviews
The first train ride up to the school was a chance to meet people and learn things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Laughs by Maria the Ravenclaw reviews
How far can Gilderoy's narcissism go? What kind of dreams does Argus Filch have? Would the Basilisk dare to attack a prefect? The crazy ideas I thought of while rereading CoS. Not necessarily in chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Harry P., Argus F., Gilderoy L., Salazar S. - Complete
The Star and the Spartan by Composer777 reviews
There's an old saying amongst the UNSC: "Spartans never die. If they disappear, they're just missing in action!" Everyone on planet earth knows this is a lie, but find comfort in it regardless. Content to believe that immortal guardians are watching over them. And in time, a rag-tag group of beings will see that man is capable of things they could never have imagined possible.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,915 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Frodo B., Boromir, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
On the Construction of Society by PureWaterLily reviews
The blueprinting of a new societal order by two great men. Err, boys. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Why Uzumaki Kushina was Never Given a Genin Team by Midnathething reviews
When Minato was injured and ended up in the hospital he knew he'd need someone to keep training his Genin team. He later learns that his girlfriend Kushina may not be the best teacher. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Kushina U., Rin, Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Now and Forever by Northumbrian reviews
The centenary of the Battle of Hogwarts is less than a year away, and the Wizarding world continues to move forward. Modernisation requires change, and some things must be swept aside in the name of progress. Buildings can be demolished and statues, even statues of deceased heroes like Harry Potter, can be relocated. Can't they? Hubert Dalrymple has a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC - Complete
after the sunshine of my life betrayed me by suitablyskippy reviews
"Well, " says Suigetsu, as though, between the two of them, it is he who speaks as the voice of pragmatic, level-headed reason, "you're locked up, so I'm probably safe if you freak out. And talking to you can't be worse than three years in a tank, is basically how I'm looking at this." (Or: Team Taka kill time in jail, and life gets duller by the day.) [Gen, one-shot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Sakura H., Juugo, Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Curse of Being Uchiha by lilkyonkyon reviews
Itachi knows that his end is coming, but Sasuke has yet to make a move. Getting desperate, he kidnaps all of Sasuke's suspected love interests, hoping at least one is worth saving to Sasuke. His plan, of course, backfires. Crack!fic. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Speed by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
An Invisible Love by Heartless92 reviews
Riko the Wild One, Wild Riko... Riko the Love Expert? Lies built on lies. To save from making a fool of herself, Riko takes in Maki Natsuo, the student council president to start their very own love lab! How far will Riko go before she cracks! (Warning: Futa Riko ahead!)
Love Lab/恋愛ラボ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Riko K., N. Maki
All The Time by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for dragonball kink meme. Post-Cell, pre-Buu. #18, after having had to listen to her brother going on and on about how good human relationships can be, decides to shows up one night at Kame House to verify those claims. Krillin is all too happy to help her find out if there's any truth to it.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Complete
Son of a Witch: Wands and Warriors by the8thDragonball reviews
Gohan thought that ninety percent of his weirdness could be blamed on his father's genes, but as it turns out his mother has some pretty crazy secrets as well. Secrets that land her son in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,752 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Gohan, Harry P.
5 Tastes Of Sour by Man of Sitruuna reviews
Naruto wants to make an Icha Icha novel, Sakura's a closet pervert, Hinata wants material for the NaruShrine in her basement and Ino needs to transcribe prisoner desires. They can all be helped by erotica, but none of them know where to begin! Unwittingly, they all turn up for the same erotica seminar at the academy. What can go wrong? [Some Strong Language & Lemons Abound]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Nothing Ordinary by Tarie reviews
If any dodgy sort chose to rifle through the boys' trunks in his dormitory, they'd more than likely pass his on by as the things he had stored in there looked either insignificant or like something that ought to have been tossed in the rubbish bin eons ago. But those things aren't insignificant at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Where's Sasuke by Midnathething reviews
When Kakashi gets to the training ground before Sasuke for their team meeting Team Seven knows something's wrong. Team Seven sets out to search Konoha for their missing Uchiha and find him passed out and sick. Naturally, they try to wake him up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Kakashi H., Sakura H., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How To Defeat Crazed Uchihas, Uzumaki Style by Yeziel Moore reviews
The Number One Hyperactive , Knucklehead Ninja Strikes Again! Or how Naruto's crazy outstripped Madara's, crippled his plans and paved the way to Peace. Of a sort.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Madara U. - Complete
Saiyan Birds and Bees by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Vegeta gives Rule!63 Gohan... The talk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Try Your Hardest to Fail by fortheloveofanfiction reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are forced by Tsunade to take a Genin team. They decide to try their hardest to fail every team, and they make a bet to motivate themselves. Lighthearted one shot. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
The Meaning of Family by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiruzen had a great idea after the Kyuubi's rampage. He continued to have great ideas after Orochimaru's defection and even Danzo's insistence and the Uchiha's slaughter. Naruto Uzumaki would not grow alone, and if along the way other shinobi would not grow alone too...who ever said Shinobi had to be twisted and solitary individuals? No! What they need...was a family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Danzō S.
The Zoopers are Coming by Zoop reviews
Series of one-shots abusing the hell out of "The Hobbit" movie franchise, largely from jealousy because none of MY fanfiction has ever been offered a movie deal. Out of sheer spite, I'm siccing Zooped up ladies on the Orcs of "The Hobbit". I may even nail a Dwarf or two if I'm feelin' squirrelly. Hell, there's no limit to my wrath. Look out, boys, the Zoopers are coming...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,711 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Bolg, Azog, Tauriel, OC
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 199 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Naruto's 'Tails' by Outlook Positive reviews
Minato's mistake during Kyuubi's attack caused a very different kind of fox to be sealed into Naruto instead of the nine-tailed engine of doom - This is the adventure of Kyuubi-less Naruto as he seeks to create a path for himself in the shinobi world with the help of his accidental hostage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,199 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Naruto U., Shino A., Haku, Yakumo
The Sharingan Fairy by Kyong Kybis reviews
Once upon a time, his mother told him the tale of the Sharingan fairy, who would gift the Uchiha with their doujutsu in times of great need. After he lost everything that fateful night, he has all but forgotten about her. But when his classmates show worrying signs of possessing the Sharingan, Sasuke has no choice but to figure out why the hell she has decided to visit all of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Danzō S.
The Legend of Aliens and Flying People by Flying Ant reviews
Jimmy Firecracker, ZTV's foremost reporter, cracks down on Capsule Corporation's greatest secrets. Bulma tries to stifle the information geyser by offering an alternative. Set after Battle of Gods. For romance junkies, expect canon pairings, but the focus of this story isn't on that at all.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Bulma, Videl, Hercule
The Scientific Approach by Team Dragon Star reviews
Gohan sets out to apply science in places it was never meant to be applied.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Gohan, Bulma - Complete
Repetition by trollnexus reviews
Ron never claimed to be the brightest Galleon in the vault, but Malfoy's odd behaviour was so perplexing that even Hermione would probably be confused. Oh, Merlin help him. (Not a slash fic, sadly.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
But I AM Madara! by Kyong Kybis reviews
13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,345 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
ONI PSA by 1-1 Marines reviews
The first ever Halo PSA. Obviously AU, not intended to be taken seriously. Just don't.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2014 - C. Halsey, Serin O./Serin-017, M. Parangosky - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,412 - Follows: 5,399 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Great Smog of London by HungerGamesXoXHarryPotterScar reviews
The Weasley's decide to take a stroll though London. They notice the awful state of London and decide to take matters into their own hands. Written for QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Arthur W., Septimus W., Cedrella B. - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 3,200 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Madara and Friends by Sir Chris reviews
Uchiha Madara is pretty crazy. This is how he got that way. Also will eventually contain things related to people not as awesome as Uchiha Madara. Small and Fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Dumbledore Explains by Kazavan reviews
Harry, being suspicious, confronts Dumbledore's Portrait about the events of the Philosopher's Stone. He does not get quite the answer he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Harry P., Albus D.
That's No Lass, That's My Brother! by Aquaria Identity 07 reviews
"What is this? Your brother?" "That is my wife." - Glóin is thoroughly scandalised when that tree-loving Elf likens the image of his wife to his brother. Óin is not amused, either. The Company thinks it's hilarious.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Glóin, Óin - Complete
Vitriol by uptillthree reviews
Rita Skeeter woke to a rapping at her window. [..."Harry Potter: Disturbed and Dangerous"... With each ruthless Daily Prophet article, Harry isn't the only one to receive vitriol.] Set in GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Rita S. - Complete
Fathering The Future Priestess by Crow's Apprentice reviews
Naruto is bound to the promise he made to Shion and has no choice but to consummate the deal. However, Shion needs witnesses and has the Konoha girls to do that. Must be mature to read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Naruto U., Shion - Complete
What Comes After by Zoop reviews
One-shot. Inspired by the personal question of what comes after death for Orcs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Orc, OC - Complete
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
A Strange Family by Killgorian reviews
AshxHarem. Incest is involved. If you don't like it, please don't read it. If you're interested, please take a look! P.S. If you didn't realize it I suck at intros :D
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,125 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Delia K./Hanako, Misty/Kasumi
How Far You Ask Uzumaki? by Taryn Myst reviews
A short explanation from the Darkness of Shinobi to the Child of Prophecy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Danzō S., Naruto U. - Complete
The Greatest Wizard of the Age by Luan Mao reviews
A straight reading of canon suggests that Dumbledore is an evil manipulator. That's not the only explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
The Perils of Independence by SpiralAK reviews
AKA: Hermione Granger and the Independent!Harry. In the summer of '96, a mortally wounded Albus Dumbledore arrives on Hermione Granger's doorstep in a flash of phoenix fire, bearing a single message: Harry Potter is no longer the person he once was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Faceboob by Marquise de Nile reviews
The epic face-off between master and apprentice devolves into something... bizarre. Inspired by Madara's infamous Hashiboob. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness by Keith B. Real reviews
Sokka, wanting to hit the Fire Nation back for what they did to Aang at Ba Sing Se, takes down one of their prototype airships over the south pole. Problem is he takes himself down with it, and finds himself stranded in the middle of a frozen wasteland with his least favorite person, Princess Azula. Starvation and cold eventually become the least of their worries.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,442 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Dark! Harry: A More Likely Scenario by jaderook reviews
Gringotts, a goblin, Harry Potter, thoughts of revenge, and the requisite inheritance ritual. A drabble for your general amusement. UPDATE: Dark! and Independent! Harry is back and ready for the first day of his internship at Gringotts, and he means business (which you can definitely tell because of his uncharacteristic shopping spree).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Like Old Times by Krillin Fan reviews
Remember when I used to be happy? AU/Conceptual, Dark, Suicide/Character Death.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Complete
Mary Sue's Visit To Narutoverse by Finchecker reviews
Do you love Mary Sue? Do you love watching Mary Sue get her perfect bubble butt ass bashed by all your favourite Naruto character's? Read no further, join her stuck up violet eyed fabulousness on her not so delightful adventures in the land of Naruto Uzumaki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014
Definitely Defiant by Nom9de9Plume reviews
The fifth year Gryffindor/Slytherin potions class is in for a rude awakening. One-shot crackfic. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Gríma Wormtongue: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Sliven reviews
All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír! Inspired by and posted with permission of Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Grima W. - Complete
Slytherin Tart by me11 reviews
Harry Potter spent a lot of his fifth year brooding and pining. This is what happens to fifteen year old Ron Weasley while his friends aren't paying attention...From the Hidden Moments Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Ron W., Pansy P.
Tom and Love Potions - The Real Wizarding War by KeepCalmFanFicExists reviews
Amortentia is a very tricky potion to work with. And Tom Riddle isn't the easiest person on earth either. So what happens when they cross paths during Slughorn's class? (did that just rhyme?) -set during Tom's sixth year at Hogwarts (around 1942)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Tom R. Jr.
Super Konoha Rangers! by The Red Rebellion reviews
Orochimaru had thought it'd be easy to infiltrate the Chuunin Exams, scare the Uchiha boy and show him how weak he truly was, mark him with a curse seal, and then wait until he decided to seek him out for power... but something unexpected happened, leaving him utterly baffled. One-Shot with a sprinkling of slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Orochimaru, Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Espresso Patronum by intern dana reviews
He stiffly sits on the hard edge of his chair and focuses on the fact that he is Arthur Weasley, husband of Molly Weasley, father of seven, and NOT a teapot... or 'How to get a cheap exorcism with the economy being what it is'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Arthur W. - Complete
Um, could you, just eh, shut up? by WalnutSpirit reviews
Ron happens upon the Headmaster's office, which happens to be empty. He's on his way out when someone decides to talk to him – and the Sorting Hat, being cooped up on a shelf for months on end, can talk for hours! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Ron W., Sorting Hat - Complete
Naruto's Untamed Passion by Crow's Apprentice reviews
Side story to Kushina's Unchained Lust: Naruto goes on a mission to meet Shion to keep his promise to her. But along the way, he meets Hokuto and eight other girls as he claims them as his own harem. And with Hokuto and his new harem, Naruto can get ready for the best night of his life. Must be 18 and over to read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Naruto U., Shion, Hokuto
Eye of the Chicken by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
Sakura's from the future, Naruto has a bloodline, Kakashi has access to firearms and Sasuke was raised by Guy. Now, they're on a mission. No one's really sure exactly what that mission is, but they're definitely on it, and it somehow involves a giant, invincible chicken. Shenanigans ensue. Missiony shenanigans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sakura H., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
The Trial by stealacandy reviews
Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planned something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of or a flashback in a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't seem to play along, nor to take it quietly. A Post-OotP courtroom drama/comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,427 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Monotonous by lawalks reviews
It has been 16 years since the Wizarding World went to war with Voldemort and won. Now a man in his 30s, Harry misses the excitement of his younger years. A humorous metacommentary on the state of the Harry Potter fandom 7 years post-DH and JKR's recent Harry/Hermione comments. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
My King by Team Dragon Star reviews
Having Frieza tell them that their home was destroyed had been a pain beyond measure. Nappa knows that Vegeta can be stubborn, but can't the boy see that he is now King?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Vegeta, Nappa - Complete
The Uchiha Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Tsunade S., Danzō S. - Complete
This Isn't Happening to Me by SwampTreader reviews
"No, oh please no!" I yelped, tangling my hands in my ebony hair and shut my eyes tight and put my forehead on my knees. This wasn't happening, not to me, not to Toph Beifong! Not to the worlds greatest earthbender! I was stronger than that...I-I I'm supposed to be able to protect myself! "No!" I screamed. How is Toph supposed to cope with something of this magnitude?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,686 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Somnus by Honeyfish reviews
A malicious prank gone wrong lands Hanatarou in a coma and at the mercy of his zanpakuto's cruel spirit. Now with an ending, and it only took six years!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,027 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Isane K., Hanatarō Y., Ganju S., Hisagomaru - Complete
The Great Honnōji Academy Coup by Velorien reviews
The Naturals Election is over. With Satsuki away and the rest of the Student Council expelled and left Starless by clerical error, Honnōji Academy has descended into chaos. Can the newly-formed Elite Five (it's even worse than it sounds) save the day in the face of superpowered perverts, unstoppable war machines and the fact that they are following Inumuta's craziest plan yet?
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/28/2014 - H. Inumuta, N. Jakuzure, I. Gamagoori, U. Sanageyama - Complete
British Magical Girls, or The Animagus SNAFU by Sum Nacens Scriptor reviews
Deciding on a way to pass the Second Task, Harry, Ron and Hermione, discover not all magical creatures look strictly animal-like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Pokemon Quickies by PsychoMD reviews
My quickie comedy series. Each chapter is a new short comedy, about 5 pages long, designed to give you a quick laugh. After a very long hiatus Ash has landed in a brand new town in a brand new region. What wonders await him in the Kalos region and what wonders await to be parodied?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,513 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2003
Everyone was thinking this by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Saiyans get stronger when they're beat up and then healed. Freeza's planets have healing pods. Vegeta has a brain. Magic happens.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Vegeta, Raditz, Nappa - Complete
Those Left Behind by Lucillia reviews
When Maito Dai ran to save his son from the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, he left someone behind to wait for him forever.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Lee R. - Complete
The May Fair by BlueWater5 reviews
Arthur Weasley takes James and Albus Potter to buy a backpack. He's fascinated by a muggle fair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Arthur W., Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 178 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Health Care by Micah Rodney reviews
S5E7- A new health care bill is passed which will put a financial strain on Shinra Inc. in the interest of promoting universal health care, and yet Rufus seems alarmingly upbeat about it. While he denies that he is up to anything, Reeve remains suspicious until finally all the pieces are put together at a conference room meeting.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Bring Me Back by TheNextFolchart reviews
"Bring me back," she says, and suddenly she's filled with an inexplicable rage that makes her sit up and throw the Time Turner at the floor with every ounce of strength in her body. /Written for numerous challenges and competitions on HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 337 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
The Sorting Hat by TheNextFolchart reviews
Godric Gryffindor would just like to state, for the record, that he's a little uneasy with this plan. /Written for numerous challenges and competitions on HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Godric G., Salazar S., Rowena R., Sorting Hat - Complete
Poof by Overlord Rousdower reviews
As a result of a little argument in the real world, Haldir is confused… one minute he is in Lothlorien, the next in Helm's Deep. Back and forth, back and forth. WHEN WILL IT END!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
How Kakashi got his Mangekyo by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Before the big reveal of Kakashi's Mangekyo's past, it was a confusing time for devoted fans. How did Kakashi get his Mangekyo? Did someone else die that we hadn't seen yet? Did our beloved hero, perhaps, kill for his Sharingan upgrade? Who would our protagonist possibly have left to sacrifice that he loves enough for it to work? Well... allow me to show you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Thorin Discovers The Truth by Lillianpost reviews
"What do you mean we're a 'thing?" Thorin asked one night around the fire. Bilbo turned as red as the beets in his garden as he tried to explain. "Yes, um, well, it's because of the hug, you see," he said fiddling with the buttons on his weskit. "Because you hugged me on the mountain, people are seeing that as, uh, well, um, proof that you and me are, ah, um, a …thing."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Hospital Visit by love at third sight reviews
"You should stay. I think this bed is big enough for the two of us." GinTsu. Lemon.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Gintoki S., Tsukuyo - Complete
The Mysterious Platform by forensicwitch5001 reviews
Ricky Johnson is perfectly normal, thank you very much. Then the boy and the mysterious platform happened. And now he's stuck in an insane asylum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., OC - Complete
Underestimated by Marquise de Nile reviews
Parody. The night Konoha was founded, Madara parties hard. A man has a right to relax every once in a while, right? Inspired by chapter 664.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Madara U. - Complete
Living with Monster Girls by Iamthedragonhero reviews
Kurusu Kimihito is a volunteer of the Cultural Exchange between Species act, a law which enables girls of various species to experience living in Japan, to help better relations between the human and monster lands. This is a look into the perspective of the girls living with him, and a look through his eyes as well. Rated M for lemon.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014
The Other Option by iwright reviews
Dumbledore didn't have to leave Harry with the Dursleys. There was another option...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Severus S., Albus D., Rubeus H. - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 292 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Best Worst Fan Fiction Ever Written by spacecavy reviews
A parody of the most cringe-worthy Harry Potter fics Spacecavy and Auraleek have ever read. Harry and Sirius fall through the veil into a terrifying alternate dimension full of slash, vaguely pedophilic relationships, over-the-top Dursely abuse, and . . . Wait. Did someone say spanking?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,883 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Rabbit Hole by Team Dragon Star reviews
Videl Satan had thought she was one of the best fighters in the world. Unfortunately for her, the world is a vast place, and a chance meeting in the city shows her something more. Now if only she could actually land a hit on the old man...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 124 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Krillin, Yamcha, Master Roshi, Videl - Complete
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Not the Beard! by aotearoan reviews
Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Ron's Plight by midnightgamin reviews
Agressive, sometimes irrational with a heavy appetite. Why is Ron like that? Set during Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
That Awkward Moment When You Turn into a Water Goblet by Kitten in the Shadows reviews
Remember how Ron broke his wand in his second year? Remember how it backfired, and made him eat slugs? Remember how it backfired, and made Lockhart lose his memory? Here's what happened as it backfired while Ron cast the spell "vero verta", or the spell that, in the movies at least, turned Scabbers into a goblet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
Attic by Laverva McGown reviews
"Aunt?" her mouth twists in confusion, "I have an aunt?" "Had," I correct after a hesitation, "You had an aunt." "Where is she?" Character death. Future!fic. Mentioned OCs. OOC. Rated for safety
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Why Red? by forensicwitch5001 reviews
Responding to the 'Black Sheep Challenge.' Ron finds a mysterious bottle under his bed. He finds himself sporting a new hair color. Pre-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Ron W., George W., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
All In a Day's Work by CherryXButterfly reviews
Just a look into a day in a world where Naruto and Sasuke are both appointed Hokage. What could possibly go wrong? Well, maybe just a lot...Rated T for language and mention of things. Collaboration with DrSwords!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Some Historical Excerpts Concerning the Life of Alfred Plugg, Muggle by Denubia reviews
HOSTED STORY. Functioning Also as a Cautionary Tail on the Potentially Disastrous Affects of Cavalier Memory Modification By Arthur Weasley and Professor Cuthbert Binns (with truly brutal editing by Henry Clark, Historical College of Aberdeen)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Arthur W., C. Binns, Basilisk - Complete
Manipulative Dumbledore by Kvothe of Many Talents reviews
With all the bad press our esteemed headmaster has been getting, I decided to act as his agent. Honestly people - canon Dumbles might be somewhat manipulative, but you've got to admit, that without his "manipulations" the war would have been lost before it even started.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Dragon High by ColdFusion180 reviews
An unexpected visitor learns the hard way that there are some things dragons should just not be exposed to.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Smaug - Complete
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
Of War and Wrackspurts by Muffliato reviews
Our favourite Gryffindors really shouldn't have overdosed the depressed Boy Wonder on cheering charms. But going back for their '7th' year was the syrup on this treacle tart. — '101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts' with high!Harry amid post-war angst. Yep, you read that right. Unfortunately though, on hiatus due to writer's block.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Dumbledore's Epilogue by Nargled reviews
I hate loose ends. What happened to Dumbledore after Harry came back to us? One possible happy ending. And he gets his favorite thing. Very fluffy one shot. Feel free to suggest where he could have gone instead...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha for Hokage! by Victoria618 reviews
Sasuke has come back to join his former comrades on the battle field, and has made his announcement of becoming hokage, but no one can take him seriously nor are they too happy. (Note: Spoilers up ahead.) (Note: this is a crackfic/parody.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Drinking Tea and Waiting by Kimberly T reviews
After the war, Iroh retired to Ba Sing Se. Retired; yeah, right... There's another reason why he didn't become the Fire Lord, and it's got nothing to do with jasmine or ginseng.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes and Wine by ScarletNahla reviews
They were enemies first, uneasy allies later and friends once, but time and distance can change many things, what will they be now? Spun from Reflections and Regular.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sokka, Zuko
The Great Troll of 662 by PureWaterLily reviews
Let the shipping war recommence! 662 Spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: There And Insane Again by mbus55 reviews
A beloved character falls prey to wackiness and writes his own fanfiction, retelling The Hobbit, and forces the other characters to listen to the story. Colorful exaggerations, crazy fantasy, and outright lies will threaten the sanity of everyone. A sequel to Things As They Should Be. Please review!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 485 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
100 Ways Harry DIDN'T Find Out He Was a Wizard by DukeBrymin reviews
There were many ways that Harry could have been informed of his wizarding heritage--we'll visit some of them here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,079 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P.
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 160 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U., Minato N. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Problem the Dark Lord Knows Not by epsilon-sagittarii reviews
A little crack-fic about Harry discovering why Voldemort is the way he is and his attempts to resolve the problem. Featuring: Harry (duh), Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Snape, Draco and Voldemort (duh as well) and may or may not feature a slightly sadistic Dumbledore. WARNING: This fic contains large amounts of stupidity and general WTF-ness. Reader discretion is advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort
Its Complicated by LisiLouLah reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive for one last time after The War, but is he alone? Harry and Dudley making amends and their budding friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Identity Theft is a Serious Problem by G-POW reviews
Eh? Kaka-sensei's got amnesia? Wait, when did he get a perm? Wait, what's with the sweets fetish? Wait, are you sure you're Kaka-sensei? Eh? Who the hell are you? EH?
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Gintoki S.
First Firebender by Babyuknowme13 reviews
Sukka is Katara's sarcastic, meat loving big sis. She is also the first firebender ever born in the South Pole. Sukka struggles with uncertainty over her heritage, the gift a mother left behind, and a father she never knew while helping Aang master the elements. If Sukka can master her inner fire maybe she can also prove who she is. Fire Nation scum or Water Tribe warrior Fem!sokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,668 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sokka, Katara, Kya
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,492 - Follows: 3,704 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hunters and Prey by Northumbrian reviews
Harry Potter has a mission, to track down the Death Eaters who escaped after the Battle. Nothing is more important, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,275 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/21/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 5,083 - Follows: 3,740 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
New Year's Eve (or Amour Tension) by Northumbrian reviews
New Year's Eve, (or Hogmanay if you prefer). What sort of imbecile thinks it's a good idea to give a married man with two kids, and a very pregnant wife, a love potion? It should be a time to celebrate. For "the best dad in the world" and his wife, it's time for chocolate biscuits, cocktails, an Auror in a leopard print dress, Dung and Coco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Lavender B., OC] - Complete
The Fat Lady by Belldere reviews
Godric finds a clever way to keep Salazar out of his Common Room. This, unfortunately, leads to some unforeseen schoolwide animosity... for thousands of years... whoops.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Salazar S., Godric G., The Fat Lady - Complete
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 241 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Summoning the Shinigami by Writing bunny reviews
The Shiki Fuujin. A forbidden technique created to summon the Shinigami. But which one? A series of independent oneshots.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Minato N., K. Zaraki
Shinra Inc And Christmas by Micah Rodney reviews
S5E5- Not only another Shinra Inc. episode, but the longest Shinra Inc ever written and my Christmas Story this year. Watch as Rufus struggles with trying to be nice, only to turn into a rhyming villain, see Palmer come to terms with his orientation, witness as Scarlet helps Hojo make a monster that knows how to love, and observe Cissnei deal with the holiday shopping blues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 503 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Defensive Magic by Jocelyn reviews
AU after OOTP. A short story speculating on what would REALLY have happened if Uncle Vernon ever took a swing at Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Because I'm Not Popular, I'll Keep The Only One I Have by Shadow38383 reviews
Yuu receives a call from Komiyama and decides to have a reunion along with the hopes of introducing her boyfriend...but things never go as planned, do they?
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui! - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Complete
Bolinger Week 2013 by BellCarnal reviews
Here is my contribution to Evilfuzzy's Bolinger week!
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Bolin - Complete
It's Time by HerosReprise reviews
When Videl goes into premature labour, the only person around to help her is her simple minded father-in-law Goku Son, well that is until he calls in some help. Goku will soon learn that galactic pirates, killer androids and Majin demons are nothing in comparison to a fiery, hormonal woman about to deliver a baby Saiyan. (Featuring: Vegeta and Bulla among others) TWO PARTS
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Goku, Videl - Complete
Four Idiots by 1Yui reviews
Sabaku no Gaara is handed a joint mission with Konoha's Naruto, Rock Lee and Sai. They're not exactly the best shinobi for the job...or are they? - Running gags, clichés, epic fails (with an actual plot) involving the four most lovable social retards of the shinobi world…Crazy Adventure Time! (with occasional surprise guests) Cover Art by vialesana from DA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,728 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Gaara, Sai - Complete
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Teenaged Dream by Aelia Weasley reviews
Ron gets a surprise visit after the party celebrating Gryffindor winning the quidditch cup.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Shinra Inc And The NSA by Micah Rodney
S5E4- Oh yes, we're going there. In this episode Rufus sets up a spying telecom center complete with its own "Special Operations Division". This series takes a a brief return to its political comedy roots.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
Rabolin Week 2013 by BellCarnal reviews
Here is my contribution to the crack pairing Rabolin! Completed, *cry( it was beautiful while it lasted!
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Bolin - Complete
I'm Going To Kill You by HalfASlug reviews
Left home alone for Halloween, Harry decides to visit his best friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Knavery by Northumbrian reviews
In which Draco looks for a girlfriend, and Ginny visits Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W., Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
The Most Horrifying Beings in the Universe by Aquestra reviews
Trunks has recruited his lackey Goten to help him pull a prank on their fathers. What will the two devious demi-saiyans conjure up to really get Goku and Vegeta this time? [Halloween Theme One-Shot]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Goku, Trunks, Vegeta, Goten - Complete
Everybody's Afraid of Something by Ness Frost reviews
Halloween special. All Goku and Vegeta wanted was a good sparring session. But they get more than they bargained for when they decide to check out a new room on the Lookout... Some language, mild violence and a good old-fashioned dose of terror.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Dear FanFiction Writers by PrincessAmelie09 reviews
After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 341 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Simplicity is Summer Friendly by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter's summers are not very enjoyable. Thus, Sirius decides that he'll make this one at least a little bit better. Ibiza's Veela enclave proves most cooperative in this endeavor. Summer in between year 3 and 4 in the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Disconnection by DolbyDigital reviews
The shattering of glass; maniacal laughter; the impact of a misfired spell against the castle wall; it all left him confused and disoriented. An AU after the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 5,250 - Follows: 5,475 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Three Generations of Brunettes and Redheads by phoenixyfriend reviews
Because reincarnation likes to mess with people, and crack likes to play around even more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
No Excuses by shadowjack12345 reviews
A former one-shot, upgraded to multi-chapter on request, though I suppose the first chapter can still be read as a on-shot if you prefer. T for safety and a little angst thrown in, as well as tons of platonic interactions amongst the Titans.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
The Grass is Always Greener by SilverShinx reviews
A little midnight romp with Daphne Greengrass turns out to be a mindblowing threesome for Ron Weasley. Ron/Daphne/Astoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Ron W., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Omake by Micah Rodney reviews
A collection of three stories that were for several years exclusive to the Shinra Inc. And webpage. More new exclusive stories will be coming, so be sure to check out inraincand. (also great for catching up on episodes of the series!) Discover how Reeve and Rufus function as roommates, the Turks playing Slender, and a really poorly planned summer vacation.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Complete
Bolin the Irresistible a Rabolin tale by BellCarnal reviews
Rabolin! Basically a t-rated oneshot featuring a sweaty Bolin, a tomboyish dressed Ula, elegantly reading adult material book Umi and a skanky Adi. Can anyone say, damn I wish I was Bo? Warning, this is a story with suggestive material that any teen is more than likely aware of. It's nothing new and nothing explict or sexual. So, it should not break any rules. Enjoy the read.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Bolin - Complete
Shinra Inc And Banks by Micah Rodney reviews
S5E3- Reno gets publicly shamed by his banking history and Rufus tries to open a savings account.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Reno, Rufus, Reeve T., Cissnei - Complete
Simplicity is Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Basilisks? In my school? Surely you jest! In which a clever wizard finds simple solutions to the problems of a complicated school year. Second Year in the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Simplicity is Best by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which very simple solutions are found to a complicated tournament's tasks by a clever wizard. Fourth Year in the Simplicity series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ron the Death Eater by DorkFaceTheThird reviews
Ron shrugged again. "I've gone to the dark side, you see. I was informed that they had cookies."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Loverboy Legolas by Levi Ackerman reviews
"In all fairness, you already have Arwen," Legolas pointed out. "She was written," Aragorn retorted, "by the Professor himself. We even have a section devoted to us in the Appendices! However, nowhere in any of the books is the name 'Tauriel' even mentioned, much less your scandalous and entirely inappropriate relationship with her!" Crack. Anti Legolas/Tauriel. Hobbit 2 spoilers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Draco's Mate by Lucillia reviews
Draco's Veela heritage kicks in, and it all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
A Day with Taka by phoenixyfriend reviews
In which Karin is a sociopath, Sasuke is afraid of his crotch, Suigetsu is a pervert, and Juugo just wishes they'd all grow up a bit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Team Hawk, Suigetsu H., Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Authors by Peaceful Sunrise reviews
Our favourite characters have discovered our stories. And they're not happy about it. Here's what they have to say to you. Or curse, hex, jinx, permanantly disable, kill, etc .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P.
GiNCIS: A Tale of Switched Protagonists by Murayama Tsuru reviews
Sakata Gintoki wakes up one morning to find himself in an unfamiliar basement. Leroy Jethroy Gibbs, on the other hand, wakes up in a roon that he knows isn't his. Neither knows whats going on, but both have been deposited in a completly new life that they have to get used to until they can return to their old lives...Are they going to survive that long?
Crossover - NCIS & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,838 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Gintoki S. - Complete
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U.
Prison Break by Lucillia reviews
Rather than trying to break out of Azkaban like any sane person would do, Harry and Ron are trying to break in. The reason for this is because their friend Hermione was convicted by a kangaroo court and sentenced to more than two hundred years. The two of them are willing to do anything to get her out, and time is running out because Voldemort will be coming for his minions soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
Winter of the Willows by ForeverFalling86 reviews
A disturbance is detected in the world of the living and when sent to investigate Hitsugaya is once again dragged into the wizarding world and finds himself enlisted to fight a war that is not his own. This time the Dementors are the least of his problems
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,182 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010
Days by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
A series of one-shots dealing with Android 18 and Krillin. Seven stories planned. Minor CC/G, B/V.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Krillin, Android 18
Dichotomy by Lucillia reviews
One does not necessarily equal the other, especially when someone is using more archaic definitions to justify things to themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Sokka the Avatar's Bodyguard by BellCarnal reviews
DISCONTINUTED! Katara is the Avatar after Aang died in 84 ASC. Evilfuzzy9 and me are collabing this story. Warning major harem. DISCONTINUTED!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sokka, Katara, Toph, Kyoshi Warrior
All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter by Commodore Norrington reviews
An eleven-year-old boy residing at Number 4, Privet Drive, received his Hogwarts letter in the summer of 1991. That boy was Dudley Dursley. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dudley D., Draco M. - Complete
The Tales of Weasley the Father by dieselwriter reviews
Who knew all of Ron's screw ups in life would result in helpful advice? Unfortunately for him, his children don't always appreciate his pearls of wisdom. *Chapter 32: Home*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 149,008 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G., Hugo W., Rose W.
The Gaang's Companion by Carrot-Bunny reviews
When the Gaang receives a book full of stories about themselves and many other characters in the AtLA universe, they begin their journey into the wide and wacky world of fanfiction. From romance to adventure to humor to even slash(!), join them as they enter the realms of 'The Gaang's Companion', where they find out that fanfiction writers are always interesting if nothing else.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 152,594 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - unknown 9 - Complete
Retroactive by Loopy777 reviews
A mix of adventure, mystery, and psychological horror, featuring Suki and Azula as they explore their shared past and find that they have more enemies in the new post-war world than either could have expected. What is the nature of the conspiracy, who is in on it, and who will survive the resulting apocalypse? Based on an idea by Lavanya Six.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,213 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Sokka, Suki, Azula] - Complete
One Big Happy Family by BellCarnal reviews
DISCONTINUTED! a Polygamy Story, but it is Polygamy. Modern AU, Zuko, Sokka and Aang own a mansion and live there with their wives and girlfriends. Read about their adventures and dramas of living with each other.ars: Katara, Suki, Yue, Ty Lee, Azula, Song, Jin, Kaya, Toph, Meng, On Ji, OC: Notai, and Mai. Male Chars: Zuko, Sokka and Aang.Warning Rated M.Harems DISCONTINUTED!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko
Shinra Inc And Diets by Micah Rodney reviews
S5E2- Rufus has gained a bit of pudge since last season and decides he wants to get liposuction, but Reeve tries to talk him into doing the responsible thing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Threshold by Belfast Docks reviews
Everyone has threshold moments in life. And everyone's threshold for pain is slightly different. Join Bill, Charlie, George, Ron, Ginny, Harry, and (shockingly enough) Dudley Dursley, on an evening adventure in Muggle London. And they aren't out to see the sights, no matter what they told their mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G., George W., Bill W. - Complete
Republic City Case Files by Sokka's Fan-Lawyer reviews
Crime and disappereances are rampant in the new Republic City;from haunting dragon spirits to kidnappings and stalkers,the weirdness has just begun.Fresh from running from the law,can the undercover Sokka and Toph get to the bottom of the City's oddest/dangerous cases and live while dealing with their own romantic/personal troubles?Sequel to Wakin'Up in Ba Sing Se,3 years postWar
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,909 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sokka, Toph
Over My Dignity by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Sokka and Zuko find that their odd friendship has unanticipated consequences, and both make choices that will effect one another and the new world order.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,737 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sokka, Zuko, unknown 9 - Complete
Akatsuki Turn Into Kittens Again by The Handsome Twin reviews
A parody on the common 'Akatsuki get turned into kittens and sent to our world' plot. Really, what are the chances? Starring unimportant!OCs, illogical!Akatsuki, and blatant self-inserts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Dream Team by windsilk reviews
We're back, bitches. —The Four Hokages; from ch. 619.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hiruzen S., Minato N., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Tokka Week 7 - Day 7 (Reality) by mysterygirl159 reviews
Tokka Week Day 7. Reality! Toph could feel it, but is it real?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Together forever by StoriesAreMagic reviews
Tokka week 2013, in the form of dialogue drabbles less than 300 words long (not including ANs).
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Seven Seaside Stones by Fruipit reviews
Tokka week 2013! Friendship and romance from the most canonically-correct fanon ship!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Tokka Week 2013 by KK Renee reviews
Some drabbles I wrote for the Tokka Week prompts: Shelter, Some Things Never Change, Tradition, At Last, Ember Island, Time, and Reality. But you knew those already, didn't you?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Tokka Week 7 - Day 6 (Time) by mysterygirl159 reviews
A little something written for Tokka Week 2013. Prompt: Time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
The Lying Game by sethra-lavode reviews
Azula's mysterious intrusion on the Gaang shocks everyone, but when she appears to have no where else to go, they grudgingly take her in. The group remains hesitant to accept the Princess, and while she hasn't caused much trouble so far, they can't help wondering what she's actually playing at. (some Sokkla but mainly Azula/Gaang centric)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,270 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Azula
Shelter by Alabaster86 reviews
Sokka and Toph fight their attraction.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
And Then One Day by alli90p reviews
Toph always knew Sokka would be there for her and now she's positive he always will be. M for language and potential LEMON.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sokka, Toph
At The Park by HalfASlug reviews
Sometimes history is made in the simplest of places on the most average days.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hoist by his own Edo Tensei Take Two by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which a plothole is made fun of, again, and the Edokage are far less forgiving of a pair of remorseless traitors.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S., Hashirama S., Minato N. - Complete
Loops by Fruipit reviews
It's an endless cycle; one that only the most major of changes can alter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 5,199 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Beneath The Surface: The Sixth Son by TheOtherMaidOfTarth reviews
When Ron was young - about six or so - he used to think that he'd been put on the Weasleys' doorstep as a baby. Maybe even swapped at birth with their real son; there were evil fairies that did that - someone told him that once. What's it really like being a Weasley? Take a look through the eyes of the youngest Weasley son. Canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Heart of the Matter by BarbedWire reviews
Harry and Ron discuss the destruction of Horcruxes. Bromance ensues. Written for Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Our Own Walls by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Zuko and Sokka undertake a straightforward reconnaissance of a Fire Nation village, but unlikely revelations lurk within the walls.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Sai and Dementors by phoenixyfriend reviews
No one ever realized how bad of a combination the two would be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Team Seven, Sai - Complete
Killers by Northumbrian reviews
Is it possible to live forever? More importantly, is it possible to try to live forever and not end up as a monster? As one person sets out to answer the first question, he encounters a woman who thinks that she knows the answer to the second. Are they both killers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Empty Nest by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Hakoda realizes that he lost his children when they became heroes, and he lashes out at the wrong person. What follows is a stern warning.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sokka, Hakoda, Piandao - Complete
Hide and Seek by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Set after episode 3:12, "The Western Air Temple." The gaang hones their skills playing a game of Hide and Seek, during which Zuko finds that he and Sokka make a surprising effective team.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sokka, Zuko, unknown 9 - Complete
Unworthy by DeiStarr reviews
Ron is reflecting on the events of The Deathly Hallows and the emotional turmoil he went through after having abandoned Harry and Hermione. This is his journey to forgiving himself. Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Sleeping Close by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Hakoda witnesses an unusual phenomenon. The gaang has a sleepover and Sokka manages to reforge bonds between the four nations while he's unconscious.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sokka, Hakoda, unknown 9 - Complete
Funny by watchoutforfallingdinosaurs reviews
Raven was glaring. At an innocent. The girl they had just succeeded in saving. Puzzled, he glanced from her, to Beast Boy, back to her, to the girl, back to her...and suddenly, everything clicked. Raven/Cyborg friendship, BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Cyborg, Raven
Masks by phoenixyfriend reviews
No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Obito U. - Complete
Bloodstone by Northumbrian reviews
Cenau doesn't want to die in the Amphitheatre, but escape seems unlikely. Can her friend Rhea help? A story of fifth century Rome, and Britannia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2013 - OC - Complete
Maturity by EnigmaMemory reviews
Yosuke turns a little more mature, which makes Chie concerned. Yu takes some time from getting chased by city girls to help out. T for possible swearing.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Yosuke H., Chie S. - Complete
Browser Wars by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: The Console Wars, the Browser Wars, the Red vs. Blue Wars...throughout its history, humanity had always found new and silly ways to fight each other. Not that everyone had a problem with that.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sarge, OC - Complete
Not Stupid by deathbringer374 reviews
The right words coming from the right person can either make you or break you. Follow us, as Raven discovers the true weight of words and the ways of forgiveness and true empathy. How do you take back a harsh statement? How do you apologize for destroying someone's image of you? RXR! Cheers!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
I Which Zuko Realizes How Young Aang Is by WillowLunaPond reviews
Basically what it says in the title. Takes place whenever it makes sense. Pre-Southern Raiders. (Ignore anything I say to the contrary) Rated because I am paranoid.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Night's Embrace by Hautuumaa reviews
"Do you still remember the sun and the moon? Sometimes I go up to see them, but both scorch like a burning iron. At least in the good old days there were only stars, and golugs had to fight in the same dusk as the rest of us." Discussions between an Orc and an Elf in the dungeons of Angband.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Ñoldor - Complete
The Avatar For The Job by Celestical reviews
Sokka always thought it was a good thing the Avatar cycle happened to be at the Air Nomad stage, and in particular with Aang. Because Sokka is perceptive despite the contrary, and he sees things that others always miss.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Aang, Sokka - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
A Worm on a Hook by Hautuumaa reviews
A rumour in Goblin Town has it that something in the lake under the High Pass eats and kills things bigger than fish. This does not stop the king from sending down fishers every now and then.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Orc - Complete
The Sky under the Mountain by Hautuumaa reviews
A curious goblin finds what he seeks in the depths of Moria.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Orc - Complete
The Last Scream of the Night by zvyozdochka reviews
Ron's always had a rather uncanny knowledge of the future- what if there was more to his return than we thought? Oneshot. Warning: Character Death. Fits into Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
MIT: Secret Keeper by Northumbrian reviews
Sometimes, famous people attract unwanted attention. But minor magical misdemeanours have nothing to do with the Muggle Interface Team, do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Oliver W., OC, Susan B., Lavender B. - Complete
Tom and Merope by Lucillia reviews
Different ways in which Tom Riddle and Merope Gaunt could have gotten together without a love potion ranging from the tragic to the humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Tom R. Sr., Merope G.
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 230 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U.
A Palantir of a Different Kind by And Dream Of Erebor reviews
Celeborn finds out that, in the distant future, his name Teleporno will have an unfortunate meaning.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Gimli, Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Reading by Micah Rodney reviews
S5E1- The Shinra Inc. Staff is back. When Reeve says the staff should enlighten themselves by starting to read books, they experience a rude awakening about the state of modern literature. Rated mature for a few somewhat adult moments.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Waiting for You by queen-sheep reviews
Ron has been waiting his whole life for his parents. For acknowledgement, for attention, to not be last place every single time. "Even Harry! Harry, who's been here for less time, has a higher priority in their mind. And I'm just waiting and waiting, and I'm tired of waiting for them!" -ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Ron W.
Sasuke 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So Sasuke wants to be Hokage. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Recovery by EE's Skysong reviews
After Suki dies, leaving behind an infant son, Sokka is devastated. Good thing Toph's around to snap him out of it and help him pick up the pieces. Tokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sokka, Toph
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over. Seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
one step at a time by queen-sheep reviews
Written for The Original Horcrux. i. Hermione tastes true defeat for the first time, and in the unlikeliest of hands ii. Ron likes having quiet moments to himself; to rest, to think, to contemplate
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Experiment in Intoxication by Lucillia reviews
A story about naruto getting drunk, while I got drunker and drunker. Warning: Do not tryi thhis at hom e unless you are of legal drinking age.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Natsu and His Futas by God of Perversion reviews
Inspired by "Secret of the Konoha Girls" and the title is pretty self-explanatory. This is about Natsu having sex with Futanari girls, but mainly Erza. If you don't like Futanari and a submissive Natsu than don't read this. You've been warned.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Erza S., Natsu D.
Harry Potter and the School Inspection by themask77 reviews
Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Albus D.
One Last Chance by theAsh0 reviews
Try to save a drowning man, and you'll just get pulled in yourself. Isn't that right? yeah; trilogy. In which Zuko is too loyal, Sokka is too clever, and the Avatar has too much mercy to bear.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
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Heart of a Hero reviews
Shinso has finally gotten his chance to become a hero. [oneshot]
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2018 - Hitoshi S. - Complete
Succession reviews
Sarada becomes hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Complete
Sokkarem Week 2017 reviews
With tongue firmly in cheek, let us celebrate the glory of harems. Sokkarem Week is here again. [Sokka x Harem]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 9/28/2017 - Sokka, Suki, Toph, Yue - Complete
Gamabunta reviews
Naruto and Neji's fight goes a little differently... [crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Naruto U., Neji H., Gamabunta - Complete
To Restore a Clan reviews
There was no such thing as a Clan Restoration Act, to Sasuke's disappointment. But that didn't mean it wasn't technically possible to have multiple women give birth to his children. It was just... a bit more complicated. [SasuHarem, NaruHarem, crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Karin U.
Kouma Cutie, Kazuma Baka reviews
Kazuma and Megumin walk and talk. Or maybe it's flirting, who can say?
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/12/2017 - [Kazuma S., Megumin] - Complete
Kazuma's Rambling Thoughts reviews
If Aqua was supposed to be the heroine of his story, then Kazuma would rather take the delusional masochist or the underage pyromaniac. Yet better still would be none of them, and peaceful solitude in which to think. This was how far his situation had fallen, and he hadn't exactly been on top of the world to start with.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Aqua, Kazuma S. - Complete
Sukebe Goroshi reviews
Wherein Sarada learns the Sexy Jutsu and becomes more terrifying than anyone could have imagined. [crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Sasuke U., Konohamaru S., Boruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
Prometheus reviews
Fëanáro was not the only one of his race to have been parted from one dear, one who should have been there beside him, but he was the only one to have experienced such a loss amid the bliss of these Undying Lands.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Fëanor, Olórin - Complete
Grunkle Raditz reviews
Raditz would have chosen continued damnation over babysitting. Unfortunately, it wasn't his choice to make.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Raditz, Pan - Complete
Disgruntled reviews
Chichi was a patient woman, but even a saint has their breaking point. (And Goku wasn't a great husband.)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2017 - [Chi-Chi, Goku] - Complete
Is It Wrong to Pick Up Monster Girls? reviews
Bell encounters a new sort of monster in the dungeon, a breed that strikes him as more dangerous and fearsome than an army of minotaurs, although they don't seem to be the least bit hostile. But it's their friendliness and prettiness that makes them truly perilous to our hapless hero. [crossover, ecchi]
Crossover - Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 & Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Rachnera, Suu, Bell C., Liliruca A. - Complete
Sasuke's Conviction reviews
Naruto could sense evil and negative emotions. He could feel the pain and anger in the hearts of others. So why was he still so certain that he could bring Sasuke back?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Matters of Faith reviews
A young Sangheili and an old one have a talk about gods and men.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
HnG: Ecchi Gaiden reviews
A dumping ground for my short, silly, and above all pervy Hayate the Combat Butler drabbles. No need for plot or development here, just fanservice and crack. But mostly fanservice. This chapter: "Eh? He really wants to do another chapter for this Ecchi Ga
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,706 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 5/28/2012 - [Athena, Hinagiku] [Ayumu, Hayate]
Breaking the Game reviews
She is the moon, faithful and resolute, ever dutiful. With her rising begins the time of rest, and her descent the time of labor. This "game" has gone on long enough, and she will end it even if she must break it over her knee. Her friends will do what mere "pawns" cannot. [dead]
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/11/2016 - [Yue, Sokka] [Bell C., Hestia]
Gryffindor Colors reviews
The reasoning of pureblood fanatics is incomprehensible to anyone halfway normal, and even Harry Potter is close enough to ordinary to find himself at a loss for how on earth Narcissa Malfoy so suddenly became Mrs. Ronald Weasley. [crackship, crackfic, crack premise; Roncissa, lemon-scented]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [Narcissa M., Ron W.]
Polyamorous PSA reviews
A special announcement courtesy of Sokka and his girlfriends. For Sokka The Man. [Sokkarem Week 2016]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2016 - [Sokka, Suki, Toph, Yue] - Complete
No Good Deed reviews
Actions have consequences. Between provocation and punishment lies an impulse decision and a stroke of luck, whether good or bad, that will lead to results which few would have dreamed of and fewer still would have hoped for. Whether it is fair and whether it is right is entirely subjective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,478 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 1/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Plot Bunnies reviews
A collection of unfinished plots, ideas, and snippets from a wide range of things. Mostly stuff that I will never complete but don't want to leave gathering dust on my hard drive forever. [Harry Potter, Naruto, LOTR, etc.]
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 6/22/2016
A Matter of Guilt reviews
So runs the final confession of Yugao Uzuki, even as it was written, sealed in a letter to be opened only in the event of her death. It now remains only for the lords Hokage and Kazekage to decide what should be done in regard to the revelations herein.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2016 - [Hayate G., Yugao U.] Baki - Complete
In All Fairness reviews
Fear of loss and care for a thing most precious which cannot be found might drive to ill temper a mind that should otherwise be content, and satiety in one's own may ward a soul against the dragon sickness. In such a case might parley seem less bitter, and generosity come at greater ease. Yet in pride and stubbornness Elves and Dwarves are too alike to get along without quarrel.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Thorin, Bard
Pro Patria Mori reviews
Danzo feared old age, but not for the looming specter of death. No, for he was a soldier, and the reaper a constant companion. But nothing scared him more than losing the chance to die for his country.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Danzō S. - Complete
kind of a freak reviews
Humans are twisted. [hints of nsfw, npc]
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2016 - [Frisk, Sans] - Complete
On the Origin of House Elves reviews
Or, "Why indeed would an entire species of sapient creatures seem perfectly content to live in nothing short of outright slavery?" Half fan quibbling, half genuinely thoughtful consideration of the potential causes and factors which might have led house elves and wizards into their respective roles and places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Dobby - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 8,006 - Follows: 6,297 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Seven Years Bad Luck reviews
After a while, supernatural activity stops seeming so impressive.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Dipper P. - Complete
Rock Lee reviews
Spandex isn't for everyone. (i.e., I am so immature, you guys. SO immature.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Tenten, Lee R., Gai M., Neji H. - Complete
Luffy's Boredom reviews
Even in the New World, things can sometimes get a little slow.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Waffles reviews
Storytime in the Uzumaki household.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Boruto U., Hinata H., Himawari U. - Complete
Apologetic reviews
Fortitude was a technocrat, and Tranquility a gun-toting hothead, but the Philologist was an honest-to-god theologian, and cleverer by half than these ambitious young whippersnappers. A tale of how some on-the-spot apologetics probably could have saved everyone a whole lot of trouble.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Prophet of Mercy, Prophet of Regret, Prophet of Truth - Complete
Muddle, Not Fiddle reviews
Indominus rex is a clever girl, and there is no mistaking that. But... maybe she's not entirely as clever as you may think.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Chromosome Chaos reviews
Because genetic analysis is much trickier than you might think, and the author feels continually compelled to play devil's advocate. [spoilers for chapter 700 7]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Naruto U., Sarada U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Rebuttal reviews
Doctors take the Hippocratic Oath. Medics are protected and bound by several laws and treaties. Ninja have no such fetters. [oneshot, spoilers for Naruto Gaiden]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Sakura H. - Complete
Reconciliation reviews
(or, "Grumpy Old Men, But With Dinosaurs... Kinda") Alan Grant and Ian Malcolm visit Jurassic World to learn about a new attraction. They do not get along.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/27/2015 - A. Grant, I. Malcolm - Complete
Room to Spare reviews
Nine jinchuuriki sharing an apartment. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? [A long-requested spiritual successor to three separate one shots; drabbles, crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,691 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Gaara, Fū, Killer Bee, Naruto U.
Those Three Guys reviews
Bearing the dubious distinction of being the first "major" villains ever defeated by Son Goku, Pilaf and his loyal henchmen have gotten dismally little attention in fanfiction. This collection... theoretically... aims to remedy that.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Mai, Pilaf, Shao - Complete
Play Hard reviews
Ron and Harry get a new addition to their flat, and Dudley Dursley reconnects with his cousin through the power of an old SNES. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Dudley D. - Complete
A True Story reviews
After reaching a landmark like one hundred fics, it is only natural to get roasted by your colleagues. [Self-MST, rated M in a few chapters]
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 1/27/2014
Venerable Valedictorian reviews
How, exactly, could a semi-mythical wizard from the late fifth century have attended a magic school that wasn't founded until the tenth? [crack]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Helga H., Salazar S., Merlin - Complete
Like a Brother reviews
Wherein Ron realizes that he has made a terrible career choice, and Harry tries to convince him that it's not too late to back out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Why Wizards Hide From Muggles reviews
A book report by Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Ron W. - Complete
Keeper of the Harem reviews
A series of drabbles and one shots following Ayumu Nishizawa, and her reasons for loving smutty fanfic... and also her "adventures" as the mistress of a rather literal harem. [AyuHarem; ostensibly also HayaHarem... ]
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Ayumu, Izumi, Hinagiku, Nagi]
Unbiased reviews
Fairness is a nice idea, but tricky to actually work out in practice. Tsunade, however, at least intends to give credit where credit is due. Set before the Sasuke Retrieval arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,391 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Sakura H.
Out of the Loop reviews
In which certain people were denied critical, need to know information. [crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Gai, Team Ten - Complete
Postage Due 2: Raikiri Boogaloo reviews
Wherein a hokage and an Uchiha start out trading letters, and somehow end up swapping everything else. A VERY loose spiritual successor to a moderately successful oneshot a couple of years old. Shades of smut. [crackfic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Catacombs and Kunoichi reviews
A parody set in the world of a tabletop RPG where Sasuke is an egocentric munchkin, Naruto is an overzealous roleplayer, and Itachi is the GM who has to put up with their antics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Itachi U., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven
Positive Body Image reviews
Some people complain about Anko being chubby in the epilogue. This is her response to them. [ranty, pro-epilogue, spoilers for end of the series, etc.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Anko M. - Complete
Auld Lang Syne reviews
All good things must come to an end. [post-epilogue, public domain songfic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Team Seven, Team Ten, Team Eight, Team Gai - Complete
Shimura Sandwich
Kyuubei finds a novel solution to certain romantic dilemmas, and personally forges her own happy ending. [a one shot practically almost a year in the making]
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Kyūbei Y., Shinpachi S., Tae S./Otae] - Complete
Ninja Centerfold reviews
Wherein Karin learns one of the biggest downsides of traveling in a group composed entirely of teenage boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Karin U., Juugo, Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Semantics reviews
Goblin, orch, rakhâs, uruk – no matter what you call them, it's really just a matter of semantics. [gen]
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Bilbo B., Balin, Gandalf, Thorin - Complete
Sirrah, Sirrah reviews
Just another conversation over the water cooler between two Jump protagonists. [gen, crack]
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Naruto U., Gintoki S. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath reviews
People see what they want to, and not what's actually there. Ibiki and Anko have plenty of experience with this, which is probably how they became such fast friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Anko M., Ibiki M.
Judgement reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's final battle begins. [gen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
the reaper reviews
"Fight, shinigami – God of Death, Shepherd of Souls – shinigami, fight." [a poem]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Complete
Virgin Whiskey reviews
A story about nothing in particular. Just Eighteen and Krillin drinking and talking. [K/18, Lazullin]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Android 18, Krillin] - Complete
I'm Not Popular, So I'll Just Kill Myself reviews
Tomoko leaves a gruesome surprise for her classmates. [trigger warnings: character death, suicide]
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Complete
Jubilee reviews
A good deed is its own reward, but that shouldn't stop people from trying to repay their debts... or so Fumi seems to think. But Sharna begs to differ.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Fumi, Sharna - Complete
Serenity reviews
Papi loved to fly.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Papi - Complete
An Unusual Affair reviews
A series of hundred word drabbles covering the life, love, and misadventures of Toph, Suki, and Sokka post-Unexpected Aftermath. [Tukka, otherwise canon pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Sokka, Suki, Toph]
Durin the Seventh and Last reviews
A golden age at the end of time. [poem]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Dwarf - Complete
Prototype reviews
Varrick was a genius. He would be the first to tell you this. [gen]
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Varrick, Zhu Li - Complete
As One Fey reviews
It is cold. The cold bites into my very soul. The blood in my veins feels as ice. This is all I know. The cold is everything. It envelops everything, bites so deeply into flesh and blood and sinew and bone. I cannot endure it. This cold pains me. It weakens me. It stifles me. I am weak now, a thing to be pitied. What once I was, now is no more. But still the Fire remains.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,136 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Sokka
Being Dead SUCKS reviews
Sokka never really gave much thought to what would come after death, but he probably didn't expect it to be so... dysfunctional. [crackish, lust quadrangle?]
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Sokka, Toph, Yue, Mai - Complete
The Art of War reviews
Mostly just an excuse to write short, rambling explorations of cultural attitudes and such in Middle-earth. Probably.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Legolas, Gimli
Odd Jobs Crack reviews
A slow day at Odd Jobs Gin-chan, just like any other. Once again nothing of interest happened today, nothing of interest at all... "Oy, Shinpachi! Have you seen my razor anywhere?" Watch as the author repeatedly tries to write a ShinKagu fic, only for the cast to send the story so far off track that it winds up on another set of rails entirely. ShinKagu(?) GinSugar, HijiMayo. CRACK
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,469 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Kagura, Shinpachi S.] Gintoki S., Shinsengumi
Rehobbilitation reviews
Sam didn't think it was possible; Merry and Pippin were sure he was a goblin in disguise. But Frodo had to at least try. And maybe, just maybe, there was still a little bit of hobbit left deep down inside that poor old wretch.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Frodo B., Bilbo B., Meriadoc B., Gollum
Sympathy for the Devil reviews
Nienna was the Lady of Mercy. She pitied all who suffered, even those who suffered in punishment. Even Melkor did she pity. [abstract metaphysical smut]
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Morgoth, Nienna] - Complete
Hayata-kun's Lovers reviews
Risa has a brilliant plan, Miki has a good reason to go through with it, and Izumi is just plain Izumi. [crack]
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Hayate, Izumi] Miki, Risa - Complete
Limbo reviews
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Hagoromo Ō - Complete
Old Fashioned reviews
In which the Arbiter muses on human religion, and Sergeant Johnson keeps faith in his own, practical way. No pairings.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2014 - A. J. Johnson, Arbiter - Complete
Curried Favors reviews
"Then I guess I'll just have to keep on believing hard enough for the both of us." When painful realizations lead to a search for spices on an uninhabited island, Hayate and Hinagiku are both forced to come to terms with their feelings. [angst, WAFF, some strong language]
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Hayate, Hinagiku] - Complete
Thanks for Good for Nothing reviews
Life isn't easy when you get no respect. The Shimura siblings know this better than most.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Shinpachi S., Tae S./Otae, Gintoki S. - Complete
Kiss a Kiss reviews
Where a series lends itself to fluff, this author writes smut! Where a series lends itself to smut, this author writes fluff! And where a series lends itself to BOTH... he writes whatever he pleases. [oneshots, crack, shipteasing]
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Mako M., I. Gamagoori] N. Jakuzure, Ryuko M.
At Eden's Gate reviews
Death does not mean the end of duty. Not for him.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2014 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Does What's on the Inside REALLY Count? reviews
Wait, hasn't the series proper already done this kind of plot twice? Eh? Why are we doing it a third time? Ehhh?
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Gintoki S., Shinpachi S.
Welcome Home, Mister Death reviews
A poignant exploration of Shinpachi, and the man he might one day become... or not.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,936 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Shinpachi S., Nobume I., Katsura K./Zura, Yorozuya Gin-chan
Agape reviews
Shinpachi loves Otsu, even if he knows it can never be. His devotion to her is unconditional, and undying. [character death, suicide]
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Shinpachi S., Tsū T./Otsū - Complete
Your Wish is My Command
Nothing breaks the ice like a common interest. [ShinKoma, lemony scented]
Sket Dance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Koma M., Shinzō T.] - Complete
Knight in Shining Glasses reviews
If Otsu is Shinpachi's princess whom he adores from afar, then he is the knight who defends her honor with his life. Together, they create the cutest chivalric romance this side of the Middle Ages. [ShinOtsu, WAFF]
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Shinpachi S., Tsū T./Otsū] - Complete
Those Who Lack Strength reviews
Shinpachi's life ended every bit as pitifully as it began. [character death]
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Shinpachi S., Takasugi S., Isaburō S., Yorozuya Gin-chan - Complete
My Kind of Bunny! reviews
Sakamoto and Mutsu have a friendly, and then not-so-friendly, chat in the captain's quarters. Complete with subtle ship teasing and not-so-subtle bunny jokes. [SakaMutsu, crackish, mild spoilers for chapters 477-480 of the manga]
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Mutsu, Sakamoto T.] - Complete
Wedding Bells are Ringing reviews
"That cry echoed in all of our hearts, a memory we will never forget." The Yorozuya gang goes out for lunch at a burger joint. Things rapidly escalate from there, in typical Gintama fashion.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Kirara, Shinpachi S.] Gintoki S., Kagura - Complete
Dark Seed reviews
Otae's fried eggs do some scaaary things to a man's body... and Shinpachi's body does some pretty scary things as well. [Smutty crack, cracky smut, weird ass perversions of bodily functions, ShinKagu, and maybe other things]
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Shinpachi S., Kagura] Gintoki S.
Isn't a Fanfic with Historical Figures Just a Real Person Fic? reviews
"One strange day, a ghost started haunting the Shinsengumi headquarters..." and other strange tales, featuring the cast of everyone's favorite gag manga and various historical figures. Or, in other words, historical figures interacting with other historical figures. Presumably in humorous ways!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Okita S., Kagura, Yorozuya Gin-chan, Shinsengumi
Sum Seventeen reviews
Numbers are meaningful, math the language of the universe. But sometimes it takes a little bit of nudging to get the right sum... [Kyuupachi, Fluff, Innuendo]
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Kyūbei Y., Shinpachi S.] - Complete
Power Patsuan
Or, "Why Fuzzy Should Not be Allowed to Read Hentai Manga": Shinpachi finds a mysterious computer while cleaning out Gin-san's closet... and suddenly now he's got some kind of sparrow woman following him around, calling him "Shadahr-sama". And what the heck is an incubus, anyways?-! [CRACK, with all due credit to both Yamatogawa and Sorachi-sensei]
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Shinpachi S.
A Tale of the Four-eyed Eight-Tails reviews
Being stranded on a deserted island actually isn't as bad as it sounds, in Shinpachi's opinion...
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Killer Bee, Izumi U., Shinpachi S. - Complete
Papi's Story reviews
Papi has her own story to tell!
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Papi - Complete
Head vs You reviews
Random escapades from the lives of everyone's favorite sim troopers, told in the form of bite-size drabbles. [crack] [slapstick] [gen]
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/8/2013 - M. Caboose, D. Grif, Sarge, Wash - Complete
Another Time reviews
Konoha is a complete and utter madhouse. And so is everywhere else. A rewrite of my first "series," as it were. [NaruHina, crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Team Ten, Team Gai
Parrotboy reviews
Sasuke wants attention, and he will do ANYTHING to get it. An updated and vastly improved reprise of my very first fanfic anywhere, ever.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Super Ninja Science Team Show reviews
What does a non-profit, edutainment children's show on a shoe-string budget look like in the world of shinobi? ...an awful lot like its real world equivalent, apparently. [crack, technobabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
Restraining Order reviews
Bolin and Ginger! The hot new couple that might not even be a real couple! Because I have nothing better to do.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Bolin
Burning Sands reviews
The Red Sands Rabaroos have a thing for Bolin... whether he knows it or not. [Rabolin week, crack]
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Bolin - Complete
Unexpected Aftermath reviews
It all started with a rotten egg... or was it a butterfly? A horseshoe nail? ...Well, something like that, at any rate. But regardless of how it all started, things have kinda snowballed out of control, and now Sokka just wants the world to start making sense again. Toph x Sokka x Suki (Tukka) [title image by FieryStampede at deviant art]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,399 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sokka, Suki, Toph - Complete
¿Por Qué la Pierna Izquierda? reviews
Robin still has trouble accepting that he has to be the left leg. But perhaps there's a REASON Cyborg put him there... [Teen Titans, Go! continuity, inasmuch as there is one. BBxRae, RobxStar]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Cyborg, Robin - Complete
Verity reviews
It was a lie. All of it. Terra wasn't real. She never had been. She never would be. It was all a lie, and they would not have it any other way. [BB-centric, ANGST, mindscrew]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Beast Boy, Terra - Complete
Amazon Brave reviews
Suki and Sokka have a very physical relationship. My first real crack at pure vanilla Sukka, for Sukka Week 2013. Spiritual successor, after a fashion, to 'WHY DOES NOBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS'
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Sokka, Suki
Snoozles II: Boomerang Boogaloo reviews
Sometimes a single idea can lead into a grand, sweeping, epic tale. But other times, it's only good for a single crackish oneshot. And that's what THIS fic is for. Also, stuff that I started but could just never finish. [Sokka-centric, mostly]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Sokka, unknown 9 - Complete
In a Dark Wood reviews
Princess Eirika of Renais, separated from her companions, is pursued through a forest by fell, wicked beasts with only one desire in their twisted, hateful hearts. [character death]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Eirika - Complete
Coca-Korra reviews
Wherein Korra sells out, and the rest of Team Avatar boggles at her decision. Crack.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami S.
Double Standard reviews
Ozai knew that it was probably unfair to hold a double standard, particularly where it concerned his daughter. But some standards are put in place for very good reasons. Very perky, bouncy reasons. So, yeah, his daughter was probably going to drive him spare.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Azula, Ozai - Complete
JUST PICK A TITLE ALREADY, YOU reviews
This is why I should not make decisions when I am half-asleep. Also, why I should not be allowed within ten feet of a computer. The original, much darker version of Unexpected Aftermath, chapter 23, which I decided to make throw up as its own standalone thing. Because apparently I hate happiness. Sanity and logic, too.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Sokka - Complete
Damnatio Memoria reviews
A companion fic of sorts to Remember the Name, where I will post bits that for one reason or another could not be fit into it. Prepare to have your sides split and heartstrings tugged! (Your results may vary. Damnatio Memoria is not for everybody. Please consult your doctor before reading Damnatio Memoria. Reported side effects include dry mouth, nausea, dizziness, and confusion.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012
WHY DOES NOBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS reviews
Tokka Week 2013 is here, and for the first time ever I, EvilFuzzy9, will be participating. ...yeah, I dunno what took me so long, either. BUT THIS TIME I WILL NOT MISS IT. Now I suppose I should actually try and think of a more interesting summary than this mess. Um... Er... CRUD. [Here be Tokka]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Whispers in the Dark reviews
In the eternal darkness of the deepest depths, one nameless terror stalks another. Sorta creepypasta-ish.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Gollum - Complete
When Pigs Fly reviews
If there is one thing to be learned from the life and legacy of Toph Bei Fong, it is that nothing is impossible for the truly obstinate. A tale of Tokka in a sorta twenty truths-like format.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
I AM reviews
The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is nigh. The end is
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Complete
Hurt reviews
It isn't easy acclimating to peace after a hundred years of war. Some people might handle it better than others, but Sokka does not.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Star of Fire reviews
An old man watches Sozin's Comet, and reminisces on the past.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Kuzon - Complete
Shige-nii's Discovery reviews
Just what was Morishige doing when he stumbled across that bag? Written for a let's play of the game by Mitchi on Broken Forum. Rated M because reasons.
Corpse Party - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - S. Morishige - Complete
Remember the Name reviews
Over the course of his life, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore has had many ideas that toed the line between brilliance and lunacy. That was his thing. But hiring Team Samui and their space case master to help in the fight against the Dark Lord? Well, that goes so far beyond crazy that, with a little effort and a lot of luck, it might just wrap right back around into genius.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 89,259 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Albus D., Team Samui
Bad Blood reviews
There are some things in this world which are passed without fail from one generation to the next, whether we want them to or not. Kamui learns this the hard way.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kamui - Complete
What is a Man? reviews
Shinpachi Shimura was not someone you could call unattractive, necessarily, but neither was he exactly handsome. At most, you could say he was symmetrical. And that was Shinpachi in a nutshell, really.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Shinpachi S., Yorozuya Gin-chan - Complete
Madao? reviews
Some people, no matter how hard they struggle, never succeed. For some people, life is just one setback after another, ad infinitum. The winds of chance blow Hayate down a slightly different path, and he winds up encountering a kindred spirit. A man has to live his life the way he believes is right, even if it leads him to nothing but hardship? Heh, maybe. Who knows for sure?
Crossover - Gintama & Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Hasegawa T./Madao, Hayate - Complete
Slaves to Armok reviews
Some games are so addictive that they make it nearly impossible to do anything else. Dwarf Fortress is one such game, as Nagi has discovered – much to the general dismay of the people around her.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Nagi - Complete
Bugzapper reviews
Even the most awesome things have their mundane utilities. A collection of drabbles about jutsu and the people who use them. Crack. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kakashi H., Mei T.
Om Nom Nom, Hamsterchan! reviews
Ayumu Nishizawa has only one dream: to create a harem for her beloved Hayate-kun! Even if she must lie, cheat, and steal, she will do everything in her power to see it realized. ... If only it were that simple.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Ayumu, Hayate
Hollow reviews
His name was Obito Uchiha. His age at the time of death was thirteen. He held the rank of chūnin. He is survived by his sensei and two teammates. He will be missed. "Sorry I'm late, Obito... but I guess I just got lost on the road of life."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Torune
Instincts Draconian reviews
"Yes, ultimately even dragons are slaves to their instincts. This is true for dragons born and bred, and this is true for their children adopted and nurtured." A collection of drabbles/oneshots about dragon slayers and their instincts. Genres may vary.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,223 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Natsu D., Wendy M. - Complete
Lasciate Ogne Speranza reviews
The folly of man is without equal. The wrath of heaven is without mercy. The end of the world is without fanfare. Tragedy sets the wheels in motion, and Second Impact is only the beginning of our descent into Hell. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here – there's no turning back now.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Yui I., Misato K. - Complete
How to Prevent a Coup reviews
Over the years, many have postulated on the underlying causes of the Uchiha Massacre and the planned coup that necessitated it. Many have also proposed ways that it could have been prevented. But nobody could have predicted that THIS would have worked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Minato N., Fugaku U.
Postage Due reviews
It wasn't the first time he had tried to form an alliance between their clans, and unless this try succeeded it wouldn't be the last time, either. A brief look into the correspondence between two of the most powerful shinobi in the history of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
FML reviews
"To serve is the lot of the butler. To fight is the lot of the soldier. To love is the lot of the lover. ..." A young Hayate Ayasaki laments the hell that is his life and pontificates on the evils and injustices in the world. Introspective. Angst.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Hayate
OneTailed Brat reviews
Shukaku may be big, but he's just a whiny brat at heart. A petty, psychotic, mass-murdering brat, to be sure, but a brat nonetheless. Crack. Stream of consciousness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Shukaku, Gaara - Complete
Reaction Shots reviews
New Year's Eve has come and gone. 2012 is upon us. And a certain duo's rather physical confession has shocked the party. Midnight Kisses' sequel. 'T' for references to underage drinking and a touch of limey content. Interconnected "Shots" tell a tale...?
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
Fairy Kyūbi's Retirement reviews
Years have passed since the end of his tale, and Fairy Kyūbi is living the good life. But if some things have changed, then even more have stayed the same. A oneshot based on Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Breaking Wind
Hayate knew he could not let this foe get the best of him. Crack drabble.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Hayate
Midnight Kisses reviews
"Around the world, there are many traditions for ringing in the New Year." Like posting a short and sweet AyuHayaHina ficlet. Because I can.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hinagiku, Ayumu - Complete
Bring it Full or Bring it Empty reviews
Hayate Ayasaki meets the members of Xcution. Hilarity ensues. Crack. Bleach x HnG crossover. Because why not?
Crossover - Bleach & Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Kūgo G., Hayate
Three Souls, One Fate
A story in five sonnets recounting the tale of Hayate, Nagi, and Maria. "One and two and three and more, all of them do as they all do for the sake of their love, pure and true."
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hayate, Nagi - Complete
And None Shall Mourn Thee: In Either Life or Death reviews
"And to Hayate, such talk of alternate realities and different paths would be meaningless, because THIS, here and now, was HIS reality." A young Hayate loses his will to live. Will someone come and pick him back up, or will he languish in despair? Dark.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Hayate - Complete
Immoral Sister reviews
Yuzu knows it's wrong, but she doesn't care. ... But if only Ichigo could take a hint. One-sided Ichizu, because forbidden love is the angstiest -and crackiest- love of all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Yuzu K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Same Thing We Do Every Night
Fumi and Sharna audition for a play, but Fumi has trouble with her lines... Contains references to 'Pinky and the Brain'. Also, first impressions of manga chapter 342.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Fumi, Sharna
Paizuri reviews
Wherein Hinagiku is vexed by her pettanko status, and Hayate repeatedly puts his foot in his mouth. All is right with the world. HayaHina, Hayatene, AyuHayaHina, etc. Also, as an added bonus: EvilFuzzy9's first impressions of Chapter 341.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Hayate, Hinagiku - Complete
Hamster in Hamster reviews
Ayumu really has to learn that you should never bet against the house – especially not when the house in question belongs to Nagi. And Hina is just along for the ride, really. Promotional fic for The HnG Fan Club's "CuteComp" on DeviantArt.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Ayumu, Hinagiku
I Don't Have Any Friends reviews
"While cleaning up one day at the old apartment building, a thought struck one Hayate Ayasaki. It came out of the blue with no cause and no warning, but the devastation wrought by its impact turned his world on its head." An introspective.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hayate - Complete
Hiruzen Sarutobi's The Gods of Shinobi reviews
A collection of the esteemed professor's most influential works and theories compiled from the notes of the late Hiruzen Sarutobi by his son Asuma Sarutobi and his grandson Konohamaru Sarutobi. Gen, Crack, WMG, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hiruzen S.
Balancing the Books reviews
Sometimes even the Lord of the Halls of the Dead doesn't want to deal with paperwork. Oneshot. Implied GimGala.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Gimli, Námo - Complete
Filial Piety reviews
A brief look into the motivations of a wanted traitor and infamous international criminal and one of the few stories to ask "What makes Sasuke tick?". Probably not for people who either really like or really hate Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Madara U.
No More Moon's Eye Plan reviews
Naruto and Killer Bee show what they think of Madara's plan the only way they know how - with gratuitous overkill and excessively enormous explosions. Drabble. Crackfic. Some strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
TOTALLY Less Than Threatening reviews
The six undead former-jinchuuriki socialize and discuss the relative "lame-ness" of their respective bijuu. Oneshot. Crack. Rated T for some mild-to-moderate cursing. Disclaimer: "It's fun to write characters who have no real defined personalities..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Fū, Yugito N. - Complete
KonoHaiku reviews
A collection of haiku pertaining to the Naruto world. There will be at least one for almost every named speaking character in the series, if I can help it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 69 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Naruto U.
The Cost of Secrecy reviews
Things that really should be common knowledge somehow aren't. Why? I blame it on ninja paranoia.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Iruka U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Metroid Legacies reviews
This story is a musing upon the identity of Naruto's mother. Naruto had nothing to his name. However, family on his mother's side intend to change that. The hatchling's hatchling will revive the Chozo!
Crossover - Metroid & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Naruto U.
Kon's Korner: Ten Tips to a Better Life reviews
Kon's very own help column in the fictional newspaper, 'Karakura Sun'. And his coworkers can't help but interfere! This chapter: How to Find True Love. Crack!fic. Rated T for Kon's Kon-ness, as well as some mature language and references.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Kon
Naruto: No More Yaoi reviews
The shinobi of the Leaf Village discover yaoi fanfiction. Naruto snaps and goes on a quest to find out who has been slandering him. Who thinks there is going to be blood bath? Note: There is very little bloodshed in this fic... For now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U.
Snoozles reviews
A series of Sokka drabbles. Innuendo and poorly written jokes, ahoy! Not for people who expect realistic situations. 100 percent crack. Contains a questionable amount of references to sex. Rating upped to M for safety.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sokka
Love, Marriage, and Babies reviews
A fic that bashes Naruto pairings! It's all in good fun, if you don't like it, then I encourage you to flame me! Good old fashioned satire ahead! Rated 'T' for occasional strong language and minor sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 8/28/2006
Chidori reviews
A somber and surreal sonnet about Sasuke's apparently favorite technique. It has a more straight-forward sister, going by the name of 'Rasengan'.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rasengan reviews
A cheerful and informative little sonnet about Naruto's second most ubiquitous technique. This poem also has more surreal sister, going by the name of 'Chidori'.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
A Monster, From the Right Perspective reviews
Those selfsame traits which made Sasuke so cool then, are what make him such a monster now. So what is the difference between then and now? Simple: perspective. Karin learned this the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
These Taboos Three reviews
Every morning in the Leaf Village's Ninja Academy the students recite this poem in order to help them learn and remember the three things that a good ninja avoids at all costs: "The Three Taboos of the Shinobi."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Iruka U. - Complete
Rot, Arrogante reviews
Soi Fon falls against Barragan's true form. A short little thing I came up with while reading the latest manga chapter. Contains gratuitous use of Spanish. Spoilers for manga chapter 356, "Tyrant of Skulls". Also, kicks to the crotch - a comedy staple.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Barragan, Suì-Fēng - Complete
An Immodest Puppet's Proposal reviews
What starts out as a drabble about Zelda and upskirts, quickly devolves into a treatise on the nature of madness, as against all logic, I give into temptation and try to write a LinkHarem fic. Oocness & minor ocs. Come for the humor, stay for the madness.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Link, Zelda
Yachiru in Boots reviews
This fic actually has nothing to do with Puss in Boots. Or Yachiru. It actually has something to do with skirts and sequins. An unapologetic oneshot crackfic by EvilFuzzy9. Also, Socratic Method ftw!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - K. Zaraki, Ikkaku M. - Complete
Remembrance reviews
Link and Illia talk about their first time. Saint Valentines Day fanfic. No Lemons. May contain nuts.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Can I Help You? reviews
Link goes on a not quite epic quest to get laid. He may or may not get foiled in the most ridiculous manner. Link/Almost anything with a pulse. Crackfic. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
Groundhog Day reviews
Link has an idea for conquering Snowpeak Mountain. Perhaps a first in fanfiction, a fic celebrating Groundhog Day. Also: Midna calls Link a studmuffin. It's worth reading just for that, honestly. Oneshot, MidLin, if you really think about it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Midna, Link - Complete
Avatar Haiku reviews
A collection of amateur haiku about or related to Avatar: The Last Airbender. -Important notice in latest chapter-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008
Naruto: Champion Tournament reviews
The students fight for the honor of their teachers in this sequel to Invader Naruto. Rated for moderately mature themes and occasional harsh language. One original character, forty percent more drama, and ninety percent more cheesiness.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/21/2006
Come All Ye Faithful! reviews
Six years after the tragic chain of terrorist attacks that nearly destroyed Japan, a retired corporal gets fired from his job as a reporter, putting the kids he plans on adopting at risk. AU, No conceivable pairing, and an obscure plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Jiraiya, Naruto U.
One Mile From Here The Lost Ballad reviews
This ballad is my pride as a writer. It was once lost, but I have recovered it in part. Though it was not originally written for A:TLA, it fits into the plot quite well. But, if for no other reason, read it because it was originally a drinking song.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Deidara's Secret reviews
EvilFuzzy9 will do anything to avoid admitting that he was wrong. Especially about Deidara. May contain some form of subconcious spoiler... Slight emulation of Bob and George.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Of Satan and Sues reviews
A very short drabble concerning the nature of Mary Sues. Definition of the term Mary Sue is not included. Enjoy!
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Another Saturday reviews
Sequel to Another Day. NaruHina with hints of SasuSaku. Shino has vanished and now only the twelve disciples the rookie nine plus team Gai can find him! Chapter 7 is up. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Lounge reviews
A collection of stories about the life of the characters offscreen. Leave me challenges in your reviews, if you want. Warning: Ooc'ness, evil plots, and blankies! Yay! Kisame minific inside! Rating upped for safety! Please review! On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006
What The Heck? reviews
A oneshot I made, I went a little over board, any ways. This story is about two religious leaders trying to settle an argument. Contains some religious elements. Rated for... well, you will know when you read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Invader Naruto reviews
Invader Zim is in Naruto's world! Madness ensues and all hell breaks loose. Chapter 5 is up. Fem!DeiNaru, SasuSaku, NaruHina hints. Stupid perverts and traumatized prodigies, oh my!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Zim - Complete
Another Day reviews
A story about nothing in particular. bit o' innuendo. NaruHina'ish.fairly random.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Parrotboy the tale of How Sasuke got his Hairstyl reviews
This is how I think Sasuke got his hairstyle, rated 'cause I don't wanna get sued. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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